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In the evening, he returned to his home that he hadn't seen for a long time. The moment he entered the door, he saw Xu Ying and felt a sudden warmth. Xu Ying was mopping the ground. She was wearing a white pajamas that revealed her perfectly round shoulders and two white thighs. Because she was bent over, her collar was hanging down, revealing the scenery inside. Liu Wei An froze for a second. When Xu Ying raised her head, he looked away.

"Liu Wei An, you're back. Have you eaten yet?" A hint of surprise flashed across Xu Ying's face.

"I've eaten, what about you? Hm? Where's Sister Zhang and Brother Zhou? " Liu Wei An changed his shoes at the door and walked into the living room. He knew that Zhou Jie was busy playing "World of Warcraft", but Zhang Yan didn't have much to do at night. She usually stayed in the living room to watch TV.

"Does the government not care?" His casual tone made Xu Ying feel uncomfortable.

"What do you mean?" Xu Ying looked at him and felt that he was a stranger.

"It's nothing. It's not good to know too much." Liu Wei An laughed, "Anyway, you don't have to go there. Being poor and destitute, if you want to travel, choosing Earth is the best choice."

"I heard from the authorities that there was an earthquake. "However, there are many rumors saying that it's an explosion. Is there going to be a war over there?" Xu Ying asked with some unease.

"You want to know?" Liu Wei An hooked his fingers, "Come closer. I'm telling you, I happen to know."

The two of them were sitting side by side. Once she leaned over, her waist slightly bent, and her collar naturally hung down, leaving behind everything in sight. As if she had been electrocuted, she retreated back into the sofa, saying with a flushed face, "Be more honest with yourself."

Liu Wei An regretfully looked away from his collar, but didn't move too far away. Instead, he paced back and forth between those two points, his pajamas were very thin, whether she was wearing underwear or not. Those two points protruded out, making a clear mark on his pajamas, like a bamboo shoot that was about to break out from the ground, tenacious and firm. He said, "The earthquake must be a lie. Who has ever seen a mushroom cloud rise up from the earthquake? "There was a bomb that exploded out of nowhere. It was so powerful that it made people feel like there was an earthquake, but it's not that big of a deal. There might be a war, but it definitely won't happen because of this."

"But —" Xu Ying's expression was very careful, "I heard that they even sent out bombers. If it wasn't for the battlefield, do we need to send out bombers?"

"Who told you that?" Liu Wei An asked.

"I saw it on my Wechat Moment. Someone posted some pictures, but they were all deleted not long after." Xu Yingdao said.

A sharp light flashed across Liu Wei'an's eyes. He said nonchalantly, "A bomber does not represent war. This is not the same as sleeping where you have to take off your clothes."

"Who told you that?" Xu Ying spat.

"It's a good night. Just the two of us at home, talking about killing people. Battle formations. Corpses. This is such a bad scenery." Liu Wei An looked at Xu Ying, "Don't you think so?"

"What else can we talk about?" The moment Xu Yingdao said those words, she regretted it immediately. Those words were like pouring hot oil into a spark. The atmosphere immediately changed because of these words, becoming charming and enchanting, with an extra pink scent.

"Let me help you take a look at your palm." Liu Wei An straightened up and moved closer to Xu Ying.

"You still have research on this?" Xu Ying found this a little funny. This excuse was too lousy, but for some reason, she didn't feel disgusted, so she stretched out her hand.

As Liu Wei An held her hand, his first impression was that it was warm. Xu Ying's hand was very warm and her fingers were slender. She looked thin, but her touch was very elastic. This was the first time he had looked at a woman's hand so carefully. In the beginning, it was only an excuse, but after a closer look, he realized that a woman's hand could also be so enticing, like a work of art.

She gently rubbed her index finger across the surface of the bowl. It was smooth and exquisite, and although the family conditions were good, the housework was basically done by herself, doing laundry and cooking, mopping and washing the dishes on the floor. Strangely, these tasks didn't leave any traces on her hand, and her fingernails were neatly trimmed as if they were a month and a half, without any nail polish on them.

"So itchy." Xu Ying could not help but start laughing, "Hey, what did you see after watching for so long?"

"My skill is still shallow, I can only see a little something at the moment." Liu Wei An raised his head and said seriously, "Although it is a small problem, you must take it seriously. Otherwise, it will affect your body."

"What problem?" Xu Yingming knew that he was speaking nonsense. However, his expression was just too serious, and he couldn't help but feel rather flustered.

"I can tell from your marriage string that you're still single." Liu Wei An's tone was low and deep.

"Nonsense!" Xu Ying spat and didn't admit it.

"I also see that you are a virgin." Liu Wei An's words were shocking.

"What does this have to do with being single?" Xu Ying's face was slightly red. Being called a virgin by a man, she was extremely shy.

"It's a big deal now. If I have a boyfriend, how could I be a virgin?" Liu Wei An said matter-of-factly.

"Can't we keep it for the wedding night?" Xu Yingqiang said in disdain, "What kind of logic is this?"

"Facing a beauty like you who dresses like this everyday, don't even mention being in the same bed, even being in the same house, he still wouldn't be able to stand it. If he can still endure this kind of situation, then it means that he is a type of person. " Liu Wei An said.

"Who is it?" Xu Ying could not help but ask.

"Eunuch."

"You are the eunuch." Xu Ying's rosy face turned red as she spat a mouthful of blood.

"How dare you say that to me?" "This is a serious insult to me."

"The moment Xu Yingdao said this, she knew that this joke was too big. However, she didn't know how to salvage it. Gritting her lower lip, she was at a loss of what to do." I am a pure man. You can insult my character, but you can't insult my character. Do you understand? " Liu Wei An said angrily.

"You're a man, you're just a little boy." Xu Yingming knew that these words were said because he was playing with fire, but he was still unable to stop himself from saying them out loud.

"Is that so?" Liu Wei An leaned forward and approached Xu Ying. The two of them were so close that their lips almost touched. Liu Wei An slowly said, "Even if it's a boy, it's scary when he gets angry."

The breath that came out of Liu Wei An's mouth made Xu Ying's face flush. She was confused and flustered as she tried to step back, but even with the sofa behind her, she could not back down. She forced herself to calm down and said, "Why are you so anxious to prove yourself? Only children will prove themselves to adults. "

"Makes sense." Liu Wei An still held Xu Ying's hand with one hand, not letting her pull away. With the other hand, he leaned on the sofa, "I'll tell you a joke. If you don't laugh, I'll forgive you. If you do, you'll —"

"What are you doing?" Xu Yingming could not help but cooperate.

Liu Wei An looked at her lips that were like the petals of a rose. He resisted the urge to kiss her and said, "Speaking of which, a girl just finished having a baby. When the time comes, a group of friends will go visit. One of his best friends came over and said, "Wow, she looks like your husband!" while the other said, "Yeah, she looks like him, especially when he's drinking milk. Instantly, everyone fell silent.

"Finished?" Xu Ying looked at Liu Wei An with a pair of innocent eyes.

Liu Wei An stared at her for a while. Was this joke that cold? Finally, he said powerlessly, "Alright, this joke isn't funny. Let me change it." After mulling over his emotions for a moment, he said, "Night. Last bus. A lady in white is sitting in the last row. The driver looked in the rearview mirror. The woman was gone. He turned around and sat there. He continued to look in the rearview mirror, but the woman didn't. He turned on the rearview mirror again. There was no more women! Suddenly, the woman slowly walked over. Her hair was in disarray and her face was covered in blood. She said with a deep voice, "The heck you are an immortal, I —"

"I was laughing at that joke." Xu Ying's face was red as she said, "That best friend of hers is not a decent person."

Liu Wei An was speechless. After a while, he said, "Big Sis, your reaction speed..." Besides, that's a joke, okay? "

"You're not a proper person either." Xu Ying glared at him.

"Are you going to tell me the jokes?" Liu Wei An didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

"Go on, but don't talk about dirty jokes." Xu Ying said fiercely.

"It's gone even if I want to. I only remember that lousy joke." It took a while before he could muster up any emotion, and it was all wasted. Liu Wei An said dryly, "I've only heard that woman say, 'Damn you, immortal. Do you and I have a grudge?" "Once you tie up your shoelaces, you will brace up. Once you tie up your shoelaces, you will brace up and hit me in the forehead with blood."

"Pfft!" This time, Xu Ying's reaction was fast. She was overjoyed. Two faint dimples appeared on Liu Wei An's face, releasing a warm fragrance that was unique to women. He could not help but stick his head in front of the door, and at that moment, he was startled by the sound of the door opening. As he sat up, he saw Zhang Yan and Zhou Jie enter the room.

"Liu Wei An, you're back. When did you come back?" Zhang Yan shouted in surprise.

"Not long ago." Liu Wei An was a bit upset. He almost kissed her on the mouth, but it was too bad. Seeing this, Xu Ying secretly covered her mouth and laughed while her eyes became curved.

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