Chapter 134: The Drunk Snake

Chapter 134: The Drunk Snake

"Why the hell do I have to be the leader?" I asked, and they looked at me as if I were stupid. Which would have earned Agon and Gem punches in the face, but this wasnt the time to get down at their level.

Sure, I knew how to plan certain things when I had future knowledge, but I wouldn't consider someone who literally knew the future and made seemingly good decisions based on that knowledge a good leader in other situations. We were going into unknown territory, and I didn't want to bear that heavy responsibility.

Sometimes, being a follower was also okay, and I could relax knowing that people much smarter than me were stressing out about the future.

"Well, duh, you're the guy who always has a plan," Agon stated as if it were the most obvious thing in the world, and the others nodded along. When did the shounen protagonist, who didn't have two brain cells to rub together, become the voice of reason?

Before I could question my 'subordinates' a little more, the Moon Exorcist arrived, carrying an old and battered map.

"This is the only map I have found of the area," he said. "Not a lot of people dared explore or map these mountains, ever since they became Shuten Doji's territory."

It seemed like no matter what, I would end up with the leadership position. So it was time to act like one. "You have told us your demands. How about we tell you ours?"

After all, I hoped he wasn't thinking we were going on such a dangerous mission without some kind of reward. Sure, I was going to take Agon to the frontlines anyway, but since the Moon Exorcist wanted that too, I had to get some rewards out of this for everyone.

"Tell me what you want," the Moon Exorcist seemed ready to listen to my request as he pushed up his glasses.

"The monetary reward is obvious, a thousand gold for each of us. But on top of that, I want all of us to gain the rank of Elite Exorcist if we accomplish something that could change the tide of the war," I laid out my demands. Obviously, I went a little too high with them, but this was a negotiation tactic. He would try to go lower, while I would accept anything above the real goal I wanted.

"Sure," the Moon Exorcist nodded without an ounce of hesitation.

Did he just accept my outrageous demands?! If he pushed for all of us to become Elite Exorcists, he might lose his ranking. Hell, he might even be excommunicated. Also, did he just have 6000 gold lying around? That was pretty much the wealth of a medium-tier Exorcist Clan!

For something I was going to do anyway, that was one hell of an incentive!

The Moon Exorcist played along, and we talked strategy afterwards. Gem and Agon weren't listening, of course. Instead, they whispered amongst themselves like two kids who always sat at the back of the class and were the noisiest duo.

The plan of the Moon Exorcist was a bit complicated since we had to slip past enemy lines, a.k.a Uwabami. The plan was simple on paper though; we just had to cause chaos amongst the demons and buy enough time for reinforcements to arrive. At the same time, the Star Exorcist would draw all attention away from us by attacking the demon lines that didn't have Uwabami in them.

After memorizing the plan, we set off immediately. We went out of the cave and used some hovering talismans the Moon Exorcist gave us, and we jumped up. We easily took the leap, and the talismans burned up, having enacted their effect.

As soon as my feet touched grass, I took out the map he had given us, with the routes and possible dangers. I took one last look at the map and ripped it to shreds.

"Why did you do that?!" Anika exclaimed in panic.

"We won't be following the route. He agreed to our outrageous demands too easily, almost as if he was sure it wouldn't matter since we won't come out of this alive," I explained. But my real reason was much simpler, and what I said was just using a good-sounding excuse.

"Are you okay?" he asked.

Never before had I wanted more to grab someone's head and cave their skull in with a rock than I did now. I glanced at Carpy, and he shook his head. "She feels like a lingering spirit, a weak one too."

"Maybe she has an ability that makes her body steel-like or increases her defenses. That would explain the crater," Sei suggested. But by the look in his eyes, it was clear that he hadnt settled his hate for demons yet.

Whatever Seis emotional state, the assumption of the situation he made was logical, but this was Agon we were talking about. Anything abnormal involving him had to be related to something dangerous.

"We need to go down there and grab the idiot," I said, and we all jumped down. The ground below our feet cracked when we landed, but we were all okay.

"Hey, are you okay? This is a bad place to sleep," Agon nudged the girl, but she remained in a deep sleep, snoring softly with a snot bubble that synced with her breathing.

As the rest of us cautiously approached her, I couldn't help but notice the unmistakable scent of alcohol wafting around her. It was as if the air itself was saturated with the sharp tang of liquor, making it difficult to breathe. The stench seemed to cling to her clothes and hair, a telltale sign that she had been heavily drinking for quite some time.

Dread settled over my heart, and suspicion grew within me about who this girl was. But I didn't want to be right.

Before I could stop Agon from nudging her, the girl opened her eyes groggily. Her yellow eyes had a dark slit running through the middle of her pupils, resembling those of a snake. The feeling of dread increased tenfold.

Then, she looked at Agon, sniffed the air, wrapped her arms around him, and said in a sing-song voice, "Master Orochi~ Master Orochi~"

"Ow, ow, ow! Stop that!" Agon complained, but no matter how hard he pushed, it had no effect. "Ow! You're breaking my neck!"

The rest of the team immediately removed their Ord-sealing talismans and got into fighting positions.

"Stop!" I said, putting my hand in front of them. They looked at me weirdly but still followed my orders.

The snake-eyed girl clung to Agon and sang, "Master Orochi~ Master Orochi~"

My brain worked overtime as I tried to think of something. But no matter how hard I thought, no strategy or scheme worked against that kind of power.

Agon coated his body with Ord, increasing his strength, and tried with all his power to break free from the girl's hug. "Let go of me!"

The girl's arms didn't move even a millimeter, no matter how hard Agon tried.

"Hic!" The girl hiccuped and looked at the rest of the group. Her snake-like eyes danced from one of us to another in a hypnotic way. "Do any of you have any sake?"

We were fucked