117 Chapter 117

"I am honored to be appointed as the host. The hostess gave our class flower, Feng Yan. Everyone applauds!"

Feng Yan is indeed very beautiful, with a refreshing outfit, and charming.Cheng Yongxing has worn very little, and Feng Yan has less!

The boys clapped enthusiastically.

"Thank you for your applause. Obviously everyone agrees that I will host today's party." Ignoring the noise below, he continued to play.

"I said just now that I am honored. In fact, this honor is not only mine, but also everyone's. As the saying goes, one hundred years of cultivation can be carried on the same boat, and thousands of years of cultivation can sleep together."

It's a pity that the White Lady hasn't been released yet, and this sentence hasn't had much influence yet.

"We can become classmates. Obviously we are more advanced than the same boat. The fate is at least a hundred years old. Together is fate. Come on, let’s have a drink for our meeting! Oh, no, applaud!"

Some of the classmates gave face chuckles twice.

"In this common saying, there is a very important second sentence. Who remembers? Raise your hand if you remember!

Yes, it's the phrase that you can sleep together for thousands of years!

Let us keep working hard!"

Cheng Yongxing gave everyone plenty of time to think, but before someone counterattacked, he started telling jokes.

"As for me, during this time, I have prepared a few jokes about fate for everyone. I hope you will be happy to hear them. Give some applause for encouragement. If you don't understand it or find it unridable, give some applause for comfort. "

This kind of joke hasn't appeared before, and it feels very atmospheric.

"My cousin is over 30, and my girlfriend has talked about a dozen..." Cheng Yongxing told a cold joke.

It's a pity that the result of a cold joke is cold!

"This is the first one. It seems that everyone doesn't like it very much, so look at the second one."

"Two classmates are in the same position..."

These few cold jokes are obviously not in line with people's tastes.The applause was sparse.

"Okay, the introduction about fate does not seem to be very successful. Let's let our monitor, Yang Sishan, use his singing, "I Just Like You" to explain what fate is. Please applaud."

Cheng Yongxing clapped and gave way.This is also the song he pressed the bottom of the box, he was ready to sing to the goddess in his heart.In this life, it seems that he doesn't need to use Ge Mingzhi.

The applause of the students was extremely enthusiastic. Part of it was a song that welcomed the monitor, and more of it was affirmation of his performance. Some people have only realized the laughter until now.

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"You said pretty good."

Feng Yan kept standing by and gave his companion a little encouragement.She will host the next show.

"Thank you, you have finished singing the song over there, and I am going to prepare for a group activity here. Let everyone move around."

"it is good!"

The second show is "Snow in the North of Saibei" by Zhao Mengjia, which is also suitable in winter.

Cheng Yongxing came to the center again.It's a pity that the equipment is so simple that it doesn't even have a recorder, let alone a microphone.What's more regrettable is that there is no camera yet!If these precious materials are photographed, they may be very valuable in the future!

"The following show is a game. The stakes for this game are girls." Cheng Yongxing paused for a while and sold it off.

"There are 27 people in the class, 6 girls. Feng Yan and I came out to be the host. The remaining 25 people are divided into 5 groups, and there is 1 girl in each group. Please match them by yourself and divide them into 5 groups. Could you please? One of my sisters was scattered, thank you!"

Cheng Yongxing is very popular among girls, and several girls are very distracted.The boys in the room were settled after a furious meal.

"The rule of the game is to grab a chair, and each group of students please recommend a boy out..."

There was another modest meal in the room, and finally five boys were elected and stood in the center.

Cheng Yongxing grabbed 4 chairs and placed them in the center of the venue.

"Presided over by Feng Yan, you can only move every time she starts shouting! The first round is...

And so on...

The girls in the loser team have to come out and contribute to a show. This is the rule.I wonder if you heard it clearly?"

No one refuted from the people below.The contestants do not need to show, and the girls who show the show have no control and can't help themselves.

Cheng Yongxing gave the host to Feng Yan, and she called the password.

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Girls direct boys to do things smoothly, especially in such competitive competitions.

Soon, the atmosphere in the room became enthusiastic, and the roar even spread from the classroom to other rooms.Other classes sent people to check it out and circled the door.

This simple game, due to multiple stalemates, kept restarting, and it took almost half an hour to push Zhao Mengjia, who had just sung, to the center again.

Lao Kong, who failed to grab the stool twice, took the initiative to request a replacement performance, but the crowd firmly disagreed.In the end, Zhao Mengjia sang another song "Why the Flowers Are So Red".

Standing at the door of the classroom, looking at the young students in the room, playing around.

Cheng Yongxing actually has the feeling that his parents have just developed.

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The competition for the college entrance examination is still very fierce, and most of those who can enter the key universities are nerds.What the students can perform is singing, and the others are basically lackluster.

The next two shows are also songs, whether they sing well or not is the same thing.There is neither accompaniment nor microphone correction.Singing under everyone's attention is still quite stressful.

From the students’ point of view, their songs are not as interesting as the host’s burden.So when Cheng Yongxing stood in the center again, everyone strongly asked him to tell a few more jokes.

"It seems that the classmate who didn't applaud me just now regrets it. This time it is still the same. If there is applause, there will be a following. If there is no applause, it will be an eunuch."

But obviously no one understands this stalk.Cheng Yongxing scratched his head and could only bite the bullet and continue!

"It seems that we are not people of a century. What do you mean by eunuchs? Does anyone understand what I'm talking about?"

Still no one said anything.

"The eunuch, is there no more below!! Don't understand? If there is no applause, there will be no more below! Don't expect a joke!" His tone began to frustrate!

Everyone understood this time, and the boys applauded particularly enthusiastically.

"The last topic was fate, let's talk about something that matches our student status, and that is struggle."

Well, finally there is a step down.Talking to people from different eras is hard work!

"Let’s talk about two famous celebrities. Hua Luogeng said that cleverness comes from hard work, and genius lies in accumulation. Newton said that the secret of invention is constantly working hard. Let me add here, the path of my own choice must be taken on my knees. Finished."

This pause greeted applause from the audience, and no one dared not applaud.

"Since this topic is so enthusiastic, let me say a few more words. Sometimes you don't work hard, you don't know what despair is!"

"Failure is not terrible, the terrible thing is that you still believe this sentence."

"Sub: "If I take the first place in the class, what will you do?..."

Several consecutive jokes pushed the party to a climax.

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The few performance tasks did not put too much pressure on the students.Several groups rallied to each other, and under the influence of hormones, everyone contributed wonderful or ugly programs.

Say goodbye to your old age.Go to work tomorrow.This is a special Spring Festival, maybe we will remember it for a lifetime!