Absurdity refers to the act is very unreasonable, abnormal, not in line with the general sense of meaning.

Gao Fei wants to marry Wang Chen on the ninth day of the sixth month of the lunar calendar. It's a firm decision that no one can change it. However, he colludes with Zhang Muhan and asks someone to be her wife. He says that he will divorce Wang Chen and then marry her again.

This is undoubtedly ridiculous.

Zhang Muhan, as the eldest lady of Beijing Zhangjiakou, has a first-class existence in terms of family background and appearance. If she wants to find a man to get married, the young talents who come to apply for the job should be arranged from the east city to the west city. However, she believes Gao Fei's "bewitchment" and asks him to set up a document and be willing to be his woman.

It's also ridiculous.

In addition to her low EQ, the most important thing for Zhang Muhan to do such a ridiculous thing is that she has a man in her heart (as Xiao yu'er said, they have known each other for only a few days, and they have become happy enemies). Just now she was robbed of her precious first kiss, and her brain became hot, which made her determination.

Goofy did this ridiculous thing out of some evil and unwilling mind.

In short, this pair of men and women have their own reasons for doing so, so they set up a written evidence.

Picking up Gao Fei's written note, Zhang Muhan whispered: "I, Gao Fei, swear to heaven that I will never let Zhang Muhan down. I will take care of her all my life and cherish her as an eye. Within two years, I will divorce Wang Chen and marry her. If you disobey this oath, you will be struck by five thunders. No, this oath needs to be changed. "

Gao Fei took the note and asked, "why, this oath is not vicious enough?"

"Five thunders in the sky? Hum, coax the child? "

Zhang Muhan sneered: "have you seen how many people have been struck by thunder?"

Gao Fei frowned: "what kind of oath should I make?"

Zhang Muhan thought for a moment and said, "well, if you don't mean what you say, then the whole family will die."

Speaking the last five words, Zhang Muhan's heart thumped, thinking that she might be too much.

After all, the oath that the whole family was dead was too vicious. He looked up in a hurry and looked at Gao Fei, ready for his anger.

But what she didn't expect was that goofy wasn't angry.

Really, she didn't look angry at all. She just set up a new document according to what she said.

Zhang Muhan silently took over, looked at it again, and said in a low voice, "Gao Fei, I forced you to make such a vicious oath. You, you don't blame me?"

Gao Fei lit a cigarette and said faintly, "why should I blame you? Because I found out I really like you

Zhang Muhan was moved and his eyes were full of tenderness: "Gaofei, don't worry. As long as you don't negate me, I will never lose you."

Gao Fei said with a smile: "there is no proof of what you say. You can prove it by writing."

"I want to write a note, too?"

"Nonsense, for your sake, I'm cruel enough to let my whole family die. What if you take me back?"

"So, what do you want me to write?"

"Just write, just write. From the moment you set up the writ, you will be officially counted as my woman."

Gao Fei thought for a moment and said, "you should fulfill your wife's obligations to me. You should not be attracted to any man except me. If you betray me before my divorce, you'll all be dead. "

"You

Zhang Muhan's face changed.

Gao Fei looked at her and sneered: "why, when you let me swear, I can say such a vicious oath. When I get to you, you dare not? Ha, it seems that you just want to play with me. It's good that you didn't intend to play with me at all

"You, you nonsense, I have no idea to play with you!"

"Then why don't you dare to write a document?"

"Who says I dare not?"

Zhang Muhan clenched his teeth, picked up his pen and wrote a note, signed his name, wrote the date, stabbed and tore it off, and handed it to Gao Fei: "here

"That's right, so I can rest assured."

After Gao Fei finished reading the note, he put it away, put out his hand with a smile, took Zhang Muhan's shoulder and gave her a heavy kiss on the cheek.

Zhang Muhan subconsciously wanted to resist, but soon gave up. The red faced one was kissed by him several times, and he ate tofu several times. His heart pounded and he thought blankly: I only knew him for more than a week, and it developed into such a situation. Isn't it too fast?

It seems to see that Zhang Muhan is worried. Gao Fei releases her and starts the car: "OK, first find a place to sit down, and then go to your home after your eyes return to normal."

Zhang Muhan nodded silently, without a word.

After driving to the city, Gao Fei found a teahouse and ordered a pot of jasmine tea.

After a cup of tea, Zhang Muhan gradually returned to normal: Hey, isn't it a pledge that the whole family died? What's so great about this? I'll live up to him. Anyway, he doesn't dare to bear me. As long as I can be happy with him."Xiaohan."

Gao Fei changed his address, turned his teacup and looked at her with a smile and said, "what, according to the agreement, are you my wife?"

Zhang Muhan's face turned red. He lowered his head and raised his hand to cover his long hair. He murmured, "is it not good to say that your girlfriend is not good? Old, wife -- this word is so rustic. "

"What kind of soil is this? In fact, the word "wife" makes people feel very warm

"OK, OK, it depends on you. Do I and I call you old and husband later?"

When Zhang Muhan said the word "husband", his heart was pounding and his face was burning.

"Of course, since you are my wife, then I am your husband. Do you need to ask?"

Goofy patted his right leg and said in a frivolous tone, "come on, sit on my leg."

"I, I don't..."

Zhang Muhan quickly shook his head.

Gao Fei frowned and said unhappily, "since you've been engaged for life, are you afraid of jokes? Look at people. It's all like this. "

Zhang Muhan secretly looked at other card seats, and sure enough, he saw two girls sitting in his boyfriend's arms with happy faces, without any formality.

After swallowing a few mouthfuls of saliva, Zhang Muhan slowly moved to Gao Fei's face, but he put his arm around his waist and put it on his right leg.

Zhang Muhan issued a low voice, subconsciously hugged his neck.

Gao Fei bowed his head and kneaded her in her arms. He said with a smile, "that's right. You should be aboveboard in doing such a thing. What are you afraid of?"

"But we are not."

Zhang Muhan said, peeping around.

With the improvement of national quality, it's very normal to cuddle on the street and play with car tremors in the car. Girls sitting on their boyfriends' legs in teahouses are as natural as meeting acquaintances and asking, "have you eaten?" no one will be surprised.

After seeing that no one was paying attention to himself, Zhang Muhan was relieved and settled down.

Gao feideng nose face, right hand began to dishonestly into her skirt, she also red face pretended not to find, but breathing more and more heavy, but the bottom of her heart rose a kind of excited sweet feeling.

However, when his hand did not go to her most private place, Zhang Muhan pressed him down and said in a low voice that was almost begging: "Gaofei, I promise to be your wife, but can you give me a little time to adapt? I, I always feel that we are developing too fast, and I have a sense of insecurity. "

"What are you afraid of? Everyone is like this."

Gao Fei disdained to skim his mouth, or hand retracted back, around her waist, took his cup to her mouth.

Zhang Muhan opened his small mouth, sipped his mouth gently, relaxed and said with a smile: "strange, you use the cup, there is a little special fragrance, like a woman."

In fact, Zhang Muhan didn't notice any aroma on the tea cup used by Gao Fei. She said that was a diversion.

Gao Fei's eyes were slightly coagulated. He picked up the cup and sniffed: "cut, it's the fragrance of tea."

Zhang Muhan slowly put his head on Gao Fei's shoulder, closed his eyes slightly and murmured, "Gao Fei, is this the feeling of love? I'm nervous and excited. "

"Almost."

Gao Fei thought for a moment and said, "actually, it should be stealing green. Well, that's it. After all, the relationship between the two of us can't be seen for the time being, so it's stealing. The ancients all said that a wife is not as good as a concubine, and a concubine is better than stealing. "

"Why not? There's another saying behind it, it's better not to steal than to steal. "

"Do you want me to steal it?"

"No!"

When Zhang Muhan opens his eyes and says these two words, the sweetness in his eyes is that the mentally retarded can see it.

I didn't expect to get rid of her so easily. It seems that my charm is still amazing. Gao Fei is proud of himself, but suddenly he thinks of something. His smile is frozen in the corner of his mouth.

Zhang Muhan asked in a low voice, "what's the matter

"No, it's nothing to worry about."

Gao Fei shook his head: "by the way, what does your father want me to do?"

Zhang Muhan yawned softly and said lazily, "today is my father's birthday. Although he is not his birthday, every year today, there is a table at home, and the whole family is busy I don't know what happened this year. My grandfather suddenly invited you to go. "

Gao Fei's eyes flashed: "how many of us? Who else but me? "

Zhang Muhan thought for a moment: "they are all young people in the circle. They have the elegance of your family. He and my brother are good friends. And some of my good sisters. Well, I heard from my elder brother last night that I invited Mo Gu Yan and he sunset, which is the "Chinese double steeds" circulating in the circle

"Chinese double steeds?"

Gao Fei suddenly laughed: "ha ha, I know."

"What do you know about you?" asked Zhang Muhan

Goofy said lazily, "your father, this is the excuse for your father's birthday, in disguise to give you a blind date."Zhang Muhan was stunned: "what? Give me a blind date? How is this possible? "

Gao Fei sighed: "well, the old man of Zhangjia is good at calculating. But it's also out of helplessness. In a word, it's the goods you provoked. "

Zhang Muhan knew Jiao Enzo innocently, and promised to be his girlfriend behind his back. Although she had never held her hand until now, she was so stupid that she ran to the south of Hebei Province to cheer him up.

Zhang Muhan didn't know about Jiao Enzo's background, but Zhang Jia did. What's more, he saw how insidious it was to correct the evil and return to the middle?

In fact, joenzo has been secretly monitored by a secret service.

Zhang Mu Han and Jiao Enzo are not allowed to associate with Zhang Mu Han in such a Miao Hong family. In order to make up for the mistakes she made, she invited these young talents on her father's birthday in the hope of finding suitable people for her.

Zhang Muhan has a boyfriend, so no one will investigate her relationship with Jiao Enzo.

Even if not, Zhangjia can take advantage of today's events to show their attitude to the outside world: Zhang Muhan is not allowed to have any contact with Jiao Enzo!

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