Chapter 25: three fools

"...Even if my hand gets hit by a bullet, even if I get chased and beaten by a broom, this is still the village where I grew up!"

"I love this village, and I want to protect everyone! I don't want to see everyone killed innocently..." Usopp cried like a child.

Luffy exercised his muscles and looked full of fighting spirit: "Okay! Then let's help you!"

Nami made an "OK" gesture: "Then agreed in advance, all the treasures on the ship must be given to me!"

Usopp didn't believe it: "You...really willing to fight with me?"

Chen Qi carried the Zanpakutō on his shoulder and smiled slightly: "Because the number of enemies is relatively large, and from your expression, tell us that you are very scared."

Hearing this, Usopp was not happy at the time: "What are you talking about? I will be afraid? Don't joke, I am a brave sea warrior, the great Captain Usopp!!"

Just after bragging, the four saw his legs trembling uncontrollably.

The four looked at him with strange eyes, and Usopp's head became bigger: "What are you looking at! The opponent is Captain Crow, and it is natural to be afraid!"

Zoro looked at him: "We don't sympathize with you, we help you because we think you are amazing."

Luffy looked serious: "Who would shoot out of sympathy?"

"You really..."

Usopp was very moved to hear this...

In the hall of Koya's house.

The cat housekeeper told Clow what happened during the day.

Cloe tightened his tie: "I didn't expect that something like this would happen in the village when I went to town. That kid Usopp is really annoying."

The cat housekeeper spread his hands: "Yes, and he said that you are a pirate, and you don't need your brain to lie."

Crow pushed his glasses: "Hey, that's it..."

"Huh?" Cloe looked at a small exquisite box on the table and picked it up. "What is this?"

Cat Butler: "Oh, yes, this is a gift from the young lady. Tomorrow is your third anniversary here."

Chloe took the gift out of the box, a new pair of glasses with bright lenses.

The cat housekeeper continued: "Because she saw your glasses keep sliding down, she ordered a new pair of glasses for you. She is such a careful and gentle girl..."

But Crow didn't care about this, and threw the glasses on the ground, smashing them with one foot.

The cat's housekeeper showed an extremely surprised look: "Huh?!! Krabatel, why did you give the gift that the lady gave you to..."

Chloe's face was like a ghost from hell: "Gift? I will accept it, but not this glasses, but the whole mansion!"

"What... what?" Cat's housekeeper never dreamed of such a situation, and looked at Chloe with surprise.

And Crow approached him step by step: "This is the end, I don't need to play any more, anyway, in a few hours, everything here will change..."

Crow said, throwing out a few short knives in his hand: "Three years, it really makes me wait..."

Several knives stabbed into the cat's butler's body, he vomited blood and fell to the ground...

East port.

"very good."

There is only one sloping ramp in the east port, and the ramp is covered with lubricating oil. This is the only way to enter the village from the east.

Needless to say, I know it was written by Usopp.

In this way, it will be very difficult for the enemy to go up the slope, or even impossible to go up at all.

Nami pointed to the ramp: "Thank you for thinking it out, but we also have to be careful not to let ourselves slide down, or we will fall to the enemy."

Usopp folded his arms in front of his chest with a proud look: "That's natural! I have absolute confidence in my cleverness and slingshot skills!"

At this time, the red sun shines on the sea surface, sparkling.

The five faced the rising sun, ready to face the incoming enemy...

On the sea, a pirate ship with a black cat's head was approaching.

"Brothers! Land in! Destroy the village and go straight to the mansion!"

"Wow!"

......

On Chen Qi's side, no one came after waiting for a while.

"Huh? You haven't come yet?"

"Could they have overslept?"

Nami put her hand to her ear: "I said, I seem to hear a voice from the north..."

Usopp was startled: "North?"

Nami continued to listen carefully: "Well, I really heard it."

Zoro: "Hey, what's going on?"

Chen Qi: "You don't remember the location wrong, right?"

Usopp put his head in his hands: "North... North, there seems to be a place to land... Because they met here, I thought they would attack here."

Luffy was also a little anxious: "Let's go, or they will enter the village! Where is that place?"

Usopp gritted his teeth: "Run north from here, you can get there in three minutes, the terrain there is the same as here, there is a ramp like this..."

Just after Usopp finished speaking, Luffy turned around and ran away in a hurry.

And Nami's heart skipped a beat: "Oops, our ship is also north, and our treasure will be taken away!"

Usopp held his head and looked annoyed: "Damn! My excellent [Lube Battle] is all wasted!"

Chen Qi: "Don't talk too much, that guy Luffy has already left, let's go too!"

Zoro and Chenqi are faster, take a step ahead, Usopp and Nami then follow...

Luffy was the first to leave, followed by Zoro and Chen Qi, but Usopp and Nami were the first to arrive.

This kind of thing can no longer be explained from a scientific point of view.

Even Usopp started to drum in his heart, why didn't the straw hat and the two swordsmen come.

Usopp and Nami stood on the **** mountain, watching the hundreds of pirates below the slope.

Zangao, who was the leader, said, "You were the guy who eavesdropped on our plot, right? Tell me, what do you want to do now?"

Usopp timidly shouted to the pirates below: "I tell you, if you don't retreat now, my 100 million subordinates will not leave the armor you killed!"

"What... what?! One hundred million people! Well... that's amazing!" Zan Gao believed his words to be true.

A scoundrel next to him: "Captain, this is obviously a lie!"

Another minion: "Captain, you really trust people."

Usopp secretly said in his heart: Oops, it was revealed.

After being reminded by his subordinates, Zan Gao suddenly realized: "You bastard, dare to lie to me..."

Nami covered her face: "100 million people? Do you think they are all fools? Thank you for saying it..."

"Then what do you think we should do? Luffy and the others are not coming now, I can only scare them first..."

"Those three idiots must be lost..."