v2 Chapter 1313： Magic drugs are inadvertently invented

Chapter 1313 Magical medicines are inadvertently invented

Ouyang and Zhang Fan’s mentality may not be well understood by the rich and powerful people, isn’t it just a little bit of money? After losing it, it’s great that I will go home and inherit billions of dollars in wealth.

And ordinary people can definitely experience it.

For example, to buy a house, you have to take out all your savings of five or six wallets to buy a cement pier. To be honest, from the house inspection to the house purchase to the final payment, if you miss a glance, you can’t sleep at night, and I’m afraid There was a problem in the middle, and it was pitted.

Now Ouyang and Zhang Fan have this mentality.

Furthermore, experts generally do not cheat people, it is not ordinary to cheat people. For example, if you really need to invest millions of dollars in it, the last one said, "Failed," Ouyang and Zhang Fanlou were too late to cry.

The most important thing is that both Ouyang and Zhang Fan have been experts in scams. They are too aware of the nature of experts.

For example, earlier, the state sent a batch of surgical vehicles to various poor old frontier areas, and the tea was divided into two. At that time, the tea hospital and the Renjiahua Hospital were still going hand in hand. Ouyang wanted to eat more.

The director of Kehua Hospital does not give up either.

Ouyang began to fool the leaders. It seemed that there were no two surgical carts, and the Chasu Hospital would be forced to close immediately, and it would soon be unable to operate. Anyway, how serious it is to say how serious it is. The real thing is out of nothing.

Finally, the Tea Su government did nothing. It bought Ouyang one more, more than two million yuan. At that time, the leader of Tea Suo in charge of finance was almost broken by the elementary school teachers who owed wages. So, Ouyang can get money from the government that relies on bank loans to pay civil servants, but Ouyang and Zhang Fan are not afraid.

I'm afraid that Zhao Yanfang and Xiaowanzi's experts will turn their heads to give them this.

My ancestors have never been rich, so they trembled.

For a whole day, Zhang Fan, Ouyang, Lao Chen, and Ren Li who came later, stayed in and out of the laboratory for a whole day.

"It's not over yet! I can't look at the mice anymore. I won't be happy to die in the last two mice!" Old Chen whispered to Zhang Fan surreptitiously.

Zhang Fan is crazy, so what he originally boiled is almost out of his bones. With a word from Old Chen, Zhang Fan has regained his spirit.

"Go and ask Zhao Yanfang, I am not suitable to ask." Zhang Fan pays more attention to this aspect, especially for women of the same age. He avoids contact if he can avoid contact. Although his face is indeed a little dark, he is still attractive.

Old Chen doesn’t matter. Although his face is white, he has folds on his face. People who don’t know think that he is covering his face with white gauze in the operating room.

In the laboratory, "What is the heart rate and how much breathing?" Zhao Yanfang sat in front of the computer and asked the experts of Marukzi Country over and over again.

The expert from Maruko Country was red-eyed, staring at the monitor while looking inside the glass cover, staring at two black mice dressed like Teletubbies.

To be honest, it is estimated that the two black mice were happy at the beginning, because they have never seen the opposite **** since they were born.

I thought I was going to have a laparotomy and then feed Pishuang, but I didn’t expect that there could be such a good thing.

After putting on the breathing apparatus to monitor the heart rate, the two rats started.

As a result, this thing is also a chore. If a mouse can speak human words, he will definitely say: Your uncle’s hurry up to eat arsenic, the skin is broken, why is it still not peeing!

"Heart rate is normal, breathing is normal, blood sugar is beginning to drop, and glucose needs to be supplemented." Experts from Maruko Country are now speaking very smoothly. If I don't listen carefully, I think I'm talking.

Record once in ten minutes and once in ten minutes.

To be honest, scientific research is more boring than surgery.

The operation is boring, maybe you can drive with the little nurse, or ask the old nurse to tell you what the old man at home has played with moths recently, is it staring at the girl wearing suspenders or wearing black silk on the street and drooling.

Anyway, it can be adjusted.

But the laboratory is not good. Various data, such as this experiment, sometimes, one pair is not accurate, and dozens of pairs of mice are often opened as soon as they are opened. Otherwise, the cry of a laboratory, how can it be called a...

It’s scary to think about it

After Zhao Yanfang finished recording, Lao Chen stopped asking. As far as I could think of, they had already completed everything. Before leaving the house, Old Chen glanced at the rat whose tongue had been spit out, and Old Chen couldn't help but shiver.

As a male, what I was looking forward to was made so data-based. Really, think about it again, if he and his wife are at home, they are dressed like this, and then stared at him, his whole body My goose bumps are all up.

"I gave the mice sugar, but they made the sugar themselves. It is said that the purity is several levels higher than that of humans."

"Oh!" Zhang Fan was very worried now, as if two villains were fighting in their heads.

I hope that the test will be effective for a while, and then look forward to the trial to be invalid.

To be honest, he has rarely been so entangled.

How great are the benefits? If the experiment is to be successful, just buying the patent will be enough for the tea hospital to eat for several years.

The advancement of mankind in medicine, to be honest, is huge, and it feels like it has made rapid progress. In fact, to be honest, what people are doing in anti-cancer, anti-rheumatic, anti-Parkinsonism, this kind of treatment has no intention of focusing on the effect of men and women.

This is not an exaggeration at all.

When there was no sildenafil, many hospitals and laboratories were using this type of medicine. China is no exception.

Huaguo’s path is a bit different, or it’s just tonic. The Siberian tigers eaten by the big guys of all levels dare not come. They all go to Lao Maozi. There’s no way. Come here to cut chickens, tigers. Can you not be afraid!

Or it’s to invigorate the kidney, and then a lot of big men ate Liuwei Dihuang Wan concentrated pills. This medicine seems to be a secret recipe, but any pharmaceutical factory does not produce this medicine. It is more popular than hawthorn pills. It is definitely not an exaggeration. .

Even some people eat this stuff and they have liver failure. They eat like jelly beans three times a day, and the poison accumulates. Who will die if he doesn’t die!

And the other kind is even more ridiculous, Asan Shenyou, in fact, this thing was made by a small pharmaceutical factory in China. After it was made, it would be the same as the one that sold brain gold in later generations. The advertisement was full of temptation. Anyway, I just wanted to. If you want the other party to call, you have to use oil.

Then post a photo of a yoga monk or an old man with a white beard. It really has a sense of mystery.

This gadget was all the rage back then. Many customers use this gadget in the hairdressing salons that have to pull down the iron fence at any time for business.

What exactly is this thing? To put it bluntly, it is an anesthetic. Put it on the tip of the gun. I don’t know whether it’s bright or not. Anyway, it can make the user feel lightened and weakened. It's like the money for hairdressing, hairdressing and shaving is not in vain. , Don’t stop if you don’t wear the skin.

But the biggest drawback of this thing is that it will be really soft if it is used for a long time. If it is really soft, no matter if you play or sing, or the charming star, you will not be hit.

To be honest, this is the idea of ​​Huaguo pharmaceutical companies, fast money, fast money, and fast money.

And Europe and the United States, also fight.

There is a joke in this, a real story.

At that time, the male doctors held a conference, and they came from Belgium or Austria. Anyway, it is a small country with many top male scientists in Europe and the United States. There was no sildenafil at that time.

After that, everyone talked about their research results, but they were not particularly satisfactory. The biggest problem with various drugs is the side effects.

In layman's terms, although various drugs can make men's spears shine, they have a side effect. After long-term use of the drug, when the drug develops resistance, the spear that can provoke a dry towel will be completely changed. I can't pick up a napkin.

This is why Sildenafil became popular all over the world. This thing does not have this side effect. Although it may cause heart failure, is it a hero who is afraid of death? Not!

Just when everyone felt that this meeting was not fruitful, an old doctor Mishima, in his eighties, opened the door and walked in.

Then said: I have achieved results, and there are no side effects.

No one believes it, because how many people have been studying for so many years, what can you do as an old man.

As a result, the old man took off his pants

Really, in the venue of hundreds of people, an old man in his eighties took off his pants, and this thing could be on the news.

As a result, they showed off their spears and proudly said: "This is my own achievement."

At that time, you don’t know the atmosphere, the major pharmaceutical companies are crazy, and you can’t wait to drag the old man to ask the name of the medicine.

Think about it, an eighty-year-old man, this is not a young man of eighteen!

As a result, although the drugs developed by the old man are useful, they have drawbacks. They are injections, and they are not intramuscular injections, but vascular injections, and they need to be injected on a long gun. Really, this old man from Mishima is also fighting.

When the old man talked about the treatment method, the people in the pharmaceutical company were refreshed.

This thing, unless it is someone who really can’t help it, otherwise anyone would give himself a shot beforehand, and it hurts to think about it. If this is to go to the beauty salon in the iron fence and take out the needle to give yourself a shot, then don’t you have to scare Teacher Tony to death!

Although the drug has no side effects, this method of use is too trembling and really trembling.

However, the drug was still popular for a while, and after the release of sildenafil, there was no such thing.

These drugs are mainly for ED.

For example, Sildenafil, if you are a Barbarian King, or if you are a Barbarian King after taking medicine, you should vomit in five seconds or vomit in five seconds.

However, this is already quite good, and this gives many people who are stubborn have the hope of passing on the family line to have children.

For extending time, it is not so famous compared to ED.

For example, it is known as the third brother, but it is actually the **** oil made by China itself. And it is said that this thing is very popular in Maruko Country. This thing can shine brightly on one side, but also maintain the durability of gloss over time.

But once there is drug resistance, the consequences can make men cry to death.

In modern medicine, there are about three kinds of drugs for prolonging time.

One is psychological intervention. To put it bluntly, it is to let the patient relax by himself, and then don't think about it, think about why the earth revolves around the sun and other mysterious problems.

The other is anesthesia, which is the same as Shenyou. The last one is SSRI drugs.

What the SSRI was originally for, just like Sildenafil, it was originally used to treat cardiovascular drugs, while the SSRI was originally anti-depressant.

This thing has one price when it is anti-depressant, and when it is used to wipe a gun, it has another price. Really, it is too good to play.

When the drug was discovered that year, many patients suffered from depression and other diseases after taking the drug. Patients who could try the drug did not return the drug to the doctor. Secretly take the medicine and go home!

And after the onset of the disease, it was discovered that although the patient was frothing at his mouth, the spear was bright. The doctor electrocuted the patient with electric batons, but the other party was optimistic.

So, later this thing was used to treat early (a) ejaculation.

Many people, many men, in order to extend their time, do not follow the doctor’s instructions, and eat twice. After eating too much, the blood pressure drops and the group is calm, but they don’t change their face when they see the earth explode.

Furthermore, taking this thing for a long time can indeed make a man change from one minute to two minutes, but eating too much of this thing can induce suicide.

Of course, the market for this drug is not as big as sildenafil after all. People who understand this thing will understand it naturally, and those who don’t understand it will be difficult to explain.

Anyway, I’m finished, so I won’t worry about other people’s unpleasantness!

"Zhang Yuan, you and the leaders go home first, I think the meeting will not end for a while."

Old Chen looked at Zhang Fan’s tired face and said.

To tell the truth, Zhang Fan is really exhausted. He finally realized why his master, before he was eighty years old, put down his scalpel early, and scientific research is so terrible!

(End of this chapter)