Chapter 782： Carelessly fool you

Chapter 782: Unintentionally Fooling You

Open abdomen exploration, many general surgery, when the examination is not clear, open the stomach, many will be clear.

For example, is there a problem with the appendix or other intestinal problems? Open your stomach and see for yourself that everything is clear.

After all, the gas and liquid inside the abdominal cavity, like the intestine coiled by a python, layer upon layer, can affect the test results.

But outside the brain, this thing, such as necrosis and degeneration at the bottom of the right side, after the onset of symptoms, often the signs are not the signs at the bottom of the right side.

As if the necrosis of the thalamus was apparent, but the signs are nonsense of the patient, as if the great **** possessed it.

For a while, he said that he was Sun Dasheng. For a while, he had to hold his husband to say that he was the King of the Dragon, and had to let him take out the hidden golden hoop!

For another example, some patients are as quiet as a virgin, sitting there with gentleness and elegance, so they can be called gentlemen by holding a tea cup.

Once onset, it can be moved directly as a rabbit. The brain is a very thief-savvy organ. In ordinary times, a three-meter-high wall may not be able to get up to a bench.

However, at a dangerous moment, when the dog licked his **** and opened his mouth to bite, the big fat man of two hundred pounds took a poke and scrambled up, leaving him in the normal environment. Once again, he could not kill him.

It is because of the chicken thief in the brain that this stuff is also lazy, and it is easy to not mobilize all organs to cooperate, is it not good to lie down as an uncle.

After a brain disease, the brain can no longer control the body, and the reserve of the whole body sometimes bursts out.

One girl is ill, and three big men may not be able to live.

Doctors have no way to determine exactly what went wrong. They can only determine by combining the examination with their naked eyes, so the more advanced the instrument is, the better the diagnosis is.

The pant-doctor came to the operating room with the results of the examination and looked at his teacher. Dr. Guo stared at him as if he were watching a sheep like a wolf.

The guy was awful in his heart, "This guy is going to **** Lao Tzu again, Lao Tzu's TN is not waiting, and he will apply for a group change when he will go out!"

Already planning to change jobs! Now that he wasn't afraid, since he was cut out, he stood in the operating room regardless of it and started to observe the operation.

Surgery begins, craniotomy. This craniotomy operation was explained by Zhenger Bajing, which is quite boring, let alone a doctor. Even a doctor, listening to the words in the mouth, breaks through the positioning of the sky and has a big head.

Frontal lobe, temporal lobe, pineal gland, hard inside, hard outside, arachnoid, one movement, two sniffing, three audiovisual, almost all of the nouns are made by foreigners, and then translated into Chinese, just let the little tongue come of.

These are also some of the simplest medical terms and smooth words. Doctors outside the brain not only have to figure out the organization in the brain that is forcibly named by others.

You also need to figure out the muscles and layers outside the brain.

To be simple, for example, the pain near the clavicle, which nerve is causing the pain in this place after the organs are mutated? Well, near the collarbone is the nerve management from the neck five.

Does it hurt near the bird? Well, it turned out to be the nerve from the first lumbar spine, so the old saying is good, it makes sense that the waist is not so good!

And the surgery outside the brain is also quite cruel, which is exactly the opposite of ordinary people.

Before the general was abdomen, the doctors acted like a Chinese nobleman pretending to eat Western food.

First, wash the belly clean, not only wash it, but also apply some butter (iodine, alcohol), make the knife and fork, it feels quite tall.

Once in the abdomen, the nature is clear. With a knife and fork, he ran to the cecum and appendix of the fat intestine, and the taste was still strong, otherwise they would not show their hobby.

But it is different outside the brain. Before brain surgery, it is the same as the upstart before entering the skull.

First, shave your head out, whether you are Qingsi Sanqian or Baninchaoxin, you will be shaved.

Then get an iron shelf to fix it for you. What does this stuff look like? After watching some disgusting videos, it is estimated that upstart households eat monkey brains, exactly the same.

Like the iron shelf of a building, the head is fixed first. How to fix it?

In fact, it is a fixed support, that is, the brain is fixed. This thing is actually three holding hands, and then each holding hand has a short nail, and the rotating nut is directly nailed to the skull for fixing.

It is equal to three nails nailing his head to the cross.

Then draw a circle with gentian purple where you want to open the hole.

Then, the hammer, the air drill, the osteotome, and the osteotome, like the orthopedic carpenters, began violently.

First use a knife to lift your scalp away. The one with the fur and the skin called a clean one, just like a pig head with hair removed, boneless.

Then, the air drill opened its eyes on the skull and creaked! Squeak! At the edge of the circle, start drilling along the line.

It can be made round or fan-shaped, and it can also be made into a heart. It is really like the hairstyle of some people.

Bone meal is flying! The fat and blood in the bone evaporates for a while, and the smell of mutton hair roasts.

Sometimes when I hit the skull, I don't know if the doctor's technique is bad or the skull looks like a lid for luncheon meat.

Opening my eyes is like making a pull ring, but the pull that broke is difficult to pull out! The lid did not pry open and the pull ring broke!

That can only be played more rudely, boneclamps come on.

With this stuff, dealing with the skull is like cutting a nail with a nail clipper. After biting the bones bit by bit, the brain inside is revealed.

What does a normal brain say, in fact, it is like a fat meatball, it is really like a large pile of **** fat meatballs, slowly rolling in a hot pot.

This stuff is in the skull, slowly like a twitch, and like a contraction, what kind of alien mother nest in the alien movie.

Open the skull, the normal brain is like a big girl who has not yet come out of the cabinet, and she will be shy. When she sees a strange man, she will be shy.

And this (a) poisoning caused the mutant brain, which is like Er Ha released the door, Ladu could not pull, opened the skull, and saw the brain.

This stuff, not only agitated, but also like a sudden burst, like the explosion of small balls, keep clamoring: Come, come, see Lao Tzu will not hit you.

It really is a piece of fat big flying meat. It seems that there are countless parasites moving.

Zhang Fan took Xue Xiaoqiao and entered the skull very well. After all, Zhang Fan was also an orthopaedic surgeon. After making such bones and opening windows, what was done was clean and quite easy.

Lao Li soaked in soy sauce while sucking the smoke from the electric drill with a suction device.

Lao Guo hadn't adjusted from his shame. He watched the nurse grit his teeth for a while, and his subordinate doctor's teeth.

It is estimated that I have imagined that I became the director, what happened to the head nurse, how I became the director, what happened to the doctor, and I was still stuck in endless taste.

The young doctor who was determined to change groups saw without blinking. He doesn't know other things, but one thing he can be sure of is that the doctor who can open a flying knife at the provincial capital three-level hospital must be working hard.

"Rotate the fixed support!" After entering the skull, Zhang Fan looked at the wriggling brain and said something gently to the traveling nurse.

The itinerant nurse turned the angle carefully.

"Okay! Zhang Yuan, what's the angle?" Xue Xiaoqiao kept directing the mobile nurses on the side to fix.

"Yes!" Zhang Fan nodded after looking at it.

"Adjust the shadowless lamp!" After setting the position, Xue Xiaoqiao was busy telling the nurse to get the lamp.

After everything is ready, this time is even a cranial attack, and all the crude equipment has ended.

At this step, the elegant and precise side of the brain doctor came out.

Devices, such as aspirators, conventional aspirators, are actually a large straw, just like a thick straw drinking pearl milk tea.

You put your mouth on the other end of the straw, and you can **** it out. Any feces and blood clots in the abdominal cavity can be sucked out. Sometimes you can **** in the intestinal wall without paying attention.

Attractors outside the brain will not work, not straight, but a picture like the picture that scares men in Brazil's smoking ban.

The suction device is hanging at right angles, and the suction mouth is quite thin. If the drinking straw is pearl milk tea, the suction device outside the brain is the drinking straw for the wife.

All instruments, tweezers and pliers are mm-level and quite fine, and these instruments do n’t look narrow, but the hardness is unimaginable. It is estimated that the materials used for these devices outside the brain are more difficult to manufacture than other ordinary instruments higher.

Holding a Rhoton gun with a length of a dozen cm, Zhang Fan began to prepare for the lesion.

This thing is like a long needle, long and thin, with a cross-shaped serration on the 0.5mm needle. This is to prevent the thin needle from cutting stress on the organ.

"Current stimulation, wake up the patient!" When ready, Zhang Fan began to give an order to the anesthesiologist.

"Okay, Zhang Yuan, wake up immediately!" The anesthesiologist immediately turned on the switch on the electrode attached to the patient.

Extra-brain surgery, the strangeness is here. There are often many organs to be removed, are they functional areas of the patient's brain?

Sometimes it's really hard to say, what to do, only try it little by little under the condition of half anesthesia.

The 6mA current passed through the patient's body. The girl, after a while of twitching, did not wake up.

"Eh!" The anesthesia doctor was embarrassed. The current on ordinary people will definitely make ordinary people's eyes wide, but this girl just twitched her hips!

"Eh!" Zhang Fan was also embarrassed. The needles were ready, but people didn't wake up.

"Increase the current?" Zhang Fan asked uncertainly.

In the past, most anesthetists were actually part-time surgeons. Later, as disciplines became more and more sophisticated, such as craniocerebral surgery, they were not professional anesthesiologists, and their medication was absolutely impossible.

Therefore, there is no problem with conventional anesthesia Zhang Fan, this high-level anesthesia, Zhang Fan is a bit unsure.

"Zhang Yuan, no, if the current is increased, it will cause abnormal heart rhythm!"

The anesthesia doctor said awkwardly that he is also a PhD graduate anyway, and he has never seen such a patient.

"Where's the short-acting barbituric acid stimulation!" There is no way but to use medicine.

The drug has an exhaustion period and resistance to the current, and the current is not stable.

Therefore, conventional surgery usually chooses current stimulation instead of drug stimulation, which is also no way out.

A little bit of medicine dripped into the girl's lesion, and the girl's irritation was getting worse, and then she woke up with tics.

"Begin!" Zhang Fan opened his eyes and said quickly, and then said to Xue Xiaoqiao: "Start a conversation!"

Removal of brain lesions is so troublesome. Sometimes the doctor actually cuts while trying to determine.

Dialogue, what are you doing?

First, determine if she can speak, and second, determine whether she is thinking clearly and whether she can move.

For example, what's your name, and the other person answered correctly, this shows that the area of ​​stimulation is not related to thinking and language. If you ask the other person, what's your name, she said: I eat hot and dry noodles.

So bad, this place can't be cut, everything will be cut into fools!

Also, for example, come and move my eyes, move my fingers, and as a result, they have been talking with eyes wide open for a long time.

Zhang Fan asked Xue Xiaoqiao to talk while stimulating, "What's your name!"

"Give me a bite! Come on, give me a bite!"

"Eh!" Xue Xiaoqiao looked at Zhang Fan helplessly.

Zhang Fan glanced at Xue Xiaoqiao, the meaning was obvious, and I wanted to find a way to ask.

This sickness is really hard!

Xue Xiaoqiao rolled his eyes, as the same brother Hugh, bright!

"Okay, give you a sip. Not only do you take a sip, I also gave you some Ding Ding, did you see it? The needle is Ding Ding, and Eszolam, do you want to eat, you obedient, I ask Whatever you say, I'll feed you! "

"Okay, okay, okay!" Bone nails stared at the skull, the girl who couldn't move, drooling directly, really, dripping down. Just like a clear nose that has a cold, it pulls a stream and keeps on pulling.

Zhang Fan and Xue Xiaoqiao glanced at each other, and Zhang Fan blinked and blinked, which means: Ask a little bit, how do you ask a doctor to write a medical record in the provincial central hospital?

Could it be written: Experts seduce patients with poison (a)?

"What is your name?"

"Xxx"

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

Zhang Fan immediately glared at Xue Xiaoqiao.

In fact, this kind of privacy question is actually asked in the obstetrics and gynecology department, and other departments usually ask whether they are married.

Xue Xiaoqiao pouted his lips and said in his heart, "What do you ask Lao Tzu to ask, in addition to these questions, what else can such a person ask? Is it about the history and geography of China?"

"Yes, boyfriend, girlfriend. We sometimes ..."

"Ask others!" Zhang Fan glared at Xue Xiaoqiao, Xue Xiaoqiao sitting on the wax, he did not expect it!

"Well, where did you go to kindergarten!"

With the temptation step by step, Zhang Fan pierced the opponent's brain with a spear, and then cut it bit by bit.

At this time, the young doctor who observed the tube bed during the operation saw it.

"The expert's level is very high!" Because Zhang Fan's operation is not disorderly, he can also determine the patient's brain function. To be honest, this can only be seen when the capital experts are invited to come.

Although he can't see how high-end it is, he knows that this Zhang Yuan is very high-end.

Then he turned his eyes and turned out of the operating room. When he went out, he didn't look at Lao Guo.

"Mister Wang! Come to the operating room if you are not busy!"

"What's wrong? The patient is dying?" Another deputy chief physician is also paying attention to the operation.

"No, this level of Zhang Yuan feels very powerful, but how powerful it is, I don't see it, I think you can see it, I will call you as soon as possible."

"Good boy, I'm attentive. I'll be right away." Hanging up the phone, Dr. Wang, rushed to the operating room.

There are several brain surgeries in the hospital. There are many deputy directors and eyeliners in the department.

The news passed from the operating room, and then one by one phone calls came in.

"Xiao Li, how is the operation done." This is the deputy director of the department.

"Director, I just wanted to call you. I observed that the operation went smoothly. The patient did not appear comatose, there was no suffocation, and no heart rate. The vital signs of the patient were particularly stable from the beginning to the present.

The doctor on the bed said on the phone.

"Okay, I know." Hanging up the phone, the deputy director couldn't figure it out. "Orthopedist? General doctor? Is it the same name?"

Although I didn't understand it, I didn't slow down.

The deputy directors went into the surgery observation room one by one. "Turn on the camera!"

"His!" It was like a toothache sucking air-conditioning, sending it out constantly between them.

"That's great."

Then, when the deputy directors entered the operating room one by one, the directors couldn't sit still.

"How's it going?"

"Great, no less than the director of the capital."

"Director, I think our department should have more communication with this dean!"

This time, the directors in the office did not make excuses for the meeting, one by one rushed to the operating room.

Lao Guo's superior, Director Chen of the Second Department of Shenwai, was just looking for an excuse to have a meeting with Director Chen, and brought a mask into the operating room wearing hand-washed clothes.

He glanced at Lao Guo first, then stood gently opposite Zhang Fan.

"Zhang Yuan, is it going well?"

Zhang Fan didn't turn his head. During the operation, he was never distracted!

Time, one second, ten seconds, half a minute, Director Chen was embarrassed.

Lao Li was embarrassed to die. He knew about Zhang Fan's problems and had surgery.

"Director Chen, it's okay. Our dean is a bit focused on the operation. Don't think about it!"

"Oh, it's okay, it's okay, it's the same, I'm the same. Otherwise, or else, I'm on the stage to take my hands?"

Lao Li looked at Zhang Fan, thought about it, and said, "Okay, you can take over from me! I'll take a break."

The good old man stepped off the stage and replaced him with old Chen and Director Chen. In the face of technology, to be honest, the doctors are actually quite active, especially in the top three hospitals. In this practice, they will retreat if they do not advance against the water.

"Did Director Chen finish the meeting!" Xue Xiaoqiao watched his director get off the stage, a little hesitant, and asked a joke.

"Xiao Xue! What about surgery, can't you learn to learn from Zhang Yuan?"

Lao Li's heart is very warm, but for young doctors, not only is it necessary to help technically, but also to control the character and character, this is the old school master's work and life.

"Oh!" Xue Xiaoqiao still respects this director Li.

Surgery continues. This kind of surgery is said to have broken the sky, but it is actually simple.

First try to see if it is a functional area, not a functional area, and then stop the bleeding and ligate the surrounding blood vessels.

Don't look at the brain just a little bit, there is a lot of blood supply!

After ligating the blood vessels, the rest is simple.

First use a spear to jump away from the outer membrane, then pick up the bone scraper, this thing is not the thick black of orthopedics.

This thing is like a silver ear spoon, it is very delicate.

Use a bone scraper little by little, just like a child eating white cream strawberry ice cream, little by little digging out the lesion inside and putting it in his mouth.

Looking at Zhang Fan's technique, Director Chen envyed him, "MMP, young is good, this technique is stable, too stable. How to practice this technique ~!"

"Zhang Yuan, haha, your technology is so good, it seems like a shadow of the middle director, and it seems different. I also spent a year in the middle, I don't know if you ...

This is almost ready to pull the relationship.

"Oh, I just have a little interest in my brain and I figure it out for myself!"

The operation went smoothly, and Zhang Fan said something.

"Eh!" Director Chen Khan all came down, not only Director Chen Khan came down, a group of directors and deputy directors in the observation room, one counted one, and shouted in his heart: TN's too good!

Old Chen Xin said, "You might as well not talk! This is awesome!"

The original thought of pulling relationships was gone, the original thought of learning technology was gone.

He felt that this guy was too cocky, and the proud cow went to heaven.

To be honest, he was regarded as bragging, but who asked him to ask Zhang Fan on the operating table, and Zhang Fan on the operating table could answer it well!

As for the feelings of others, I'm sorry, I'm doing surgery and have no intention to fool you!

(End of this chapter)