Volume 1 - CH 6.1

6th Period: Super Mother in Law Wars, Practice Round

“I won’t give my Kosaku to such a woman!!”

This is the evening of the same day the panty showdown was held. The panty festival vanished like a phantom, but at least I could hold onto them in my dreams when I crawl into bed. Minori, after having taken a bath, enters the room.

“Hey Kosaku! My big black eyes will never see you going out with that woman!”

My childhood friend, who appeared in a sweat-jacket and neck towel and who was full of sweet smells, sat cross-legged on my belly while I was lying on the bed was acting like a stubborn father. While having a well-chilled glass of Nyupis, she began to express her dissatisfaction with the transfer student.

“Wait a second… what’s wrong Minori?”

“I am soooo sorry.”

She downed the Nyupis with ice and let out a gasp, ‘Puha!’. She raged while sitting on my belly and wiggled a towel in her wet hair to dry it.

“I’m trying to be nice but what’s with that attitude?! I can forgive her for being unfriendly, but is she going to make a fool out of me?! Crush on Choshi because he’s cuter. Aghhhhh!”

“Hey, Minori… calm down… you’re heavy…”

Her heavy butt was pressing against the diaphragm making it difficult to breathe. Who wants to be suffocated by their childhood friends butt?

“…Ko-tan…”

Minori sitting on me cross-legged (riding me like a horse) leans forward bringing her flushed and freshly bathed face closer to mine.  By leaning forward the pressure from her butt is relieved a bit. She brushes my bangs aside with her fingers and strokes my forehead.

“Ko-tan’s forehead looks… cute … and delicious… nuzzle nuzzle~”

“…you’re tickling me”

“Hauu~ I want to peel it off and eat it…”

“Peels it off!? And eat it!?”

Don’t do that!

“Ko-tan is a treasure that I have carefully nurtured… I will only give it to people I approve of…”

“Minori….heavy…”

I mutter those words that have more than one meaning.

Every since I lost my mother when I was young, Minori has kind of taken over the role. It seems that before she died she told her, “Please take care of Kosaku”. That was the last wish of a dying mother who was leaving her child behind, so Minori desperately took her place and I continued to depend on her.

We are the same age but we have that kind of relationship. If someone said ‘She raised Kosaku’, I wouldn’t be able to deny it. I talk back and I fight, but deep down I can’t go against Minori. If we were to view the current situation in that light, it would be like a mother scolding her son saying ‘You can’t play with such a bad boy anymore!’ And the situation is even more complicated because the mother is also a close friend. And on top of that I live with that ‘bad boy’, so I have to get along.

“…hey Minori.”

“Hmm?”

“Yuka-ta… Ringo-chan is certainly unfriendly and prickly, but I don’t think she’s a bad girl at heart. As Becky said, I think there must be some reason. Her transferring schools is probably part of it.”

“…”

“Won’t you try to get along? Hmm?”

“…….I really don’t want to….” Minori puffed out her cheeks.

She’s like a mother who can’t let her child leave. Minori has a strong tendency to want to monopolize me. It’s like when I became friends with Kei.

“Generally speaking, idols can’t do farm work properly… After all she came here just to learn some home gardening.”

“That’s not true you know…”

“It is! It definitely is!”

For a while after that, Minori continued to rub my forehead. It’s not hot and heavy or ticklish, but this kind of physical contact is a cheap way to calm me down.

So my thoughts are to encourage reconciliation when the time is right…

“…Does that woman have her first practical training tomorrow?”

“Ah, yeah. The training uniforms I ordered have arrived, so I figured it was time to get started.”

“I see…”

Minori folded her arms and closed her eyes for awhile, then opened her eyes wide and shouted, ‘Kuuwa!”

“Then I’ll test that woman there!”

*******

“It looks like you actually showed up instead of running away.”

“Run away? Who? Are you stupid?”

Minori provokes Ringo, but Ringo repels it head on. After school we were gathered in front of the production science training building at the changing rooms. Those two are already in a confrontation, and I’m completely unable to help. Of course it’s on this day of the week that Kei goes to an arc welding class…

“OK, seriously you need to change into this immediately.” Saying this Minori presents Ringo-chan with a paper bag containing her training uniform.

“…”

Ringo snatched it quickly and went to the changing room on the second floor. She doesn’t even try to make eye contact with Minori.

It was this morning that their relationship become so divisive. It started with a series of verbal exchanges at the breakfast table. Let’s do a little recreation.

“Good moooorning Kinoshita-san! Today is the first practical training after school right? Good luck with that. ☆”

“….”

“I’ll help you too, so if you don’t understand something ask me. Do you have any questions now?”

“…not really.”

“I see. By the way, I slept with Kosaku yesterday.”

“…”

Right about here is when I blew miso soup out of my nose.

“Because of that I didn’t get enough sleep over night. Oh, so I apologize if I fall asleep in the middle of practice, ok?”

“…so what? Are you stupid?”

This exchange, which makes me sick to my stomach remembering it, turned the confrontation between the two into a divisive one.

By the way, I properly explained to Ringo, ‘Before I went to bed, I kicked Minori out of my room!’, but she ignored me. Goodbye, my first love.

After the bitter recollection ended I heard the sound of Ringo coming down the stairs.

“…to keep you waiting.”

“Oh, that was fast wasn’t iiiiiiiiiiiiit?!”

I ended up screaming when I saw Ringo who had finished changing cloths. She wasn’t wearing a school uniform.

It was BIKINI ARMOR.

“Hey!? M..Minari! What is this?! Where is her training uniform!?”

“Hmmm? Did I make a mistake?”

“How could you mistake a practice uniform with bikini armor?! You did this on purpose! This is blatant harassment! She looks like a female warrior from Dragon Quest!”

“I..it’s not harassment!”

“Then what is it?”

“I’m trying to see if she can concentrate on her work no matter how embarrassing she looks! While she’s working in the fields she shouldn’t care how she looks!”

“NO! Well… That’s true but…”

Of course in an agricultural high school we do farm work on a daily basis. That means being covered in dirt and sweating. It’s the opposite of fashionable. I think Minori is trying to test that resolution…

“But if that’s the case then any normal cloths would be fine! Bikini Armor is stupid!”

“It’s really ok! It makes sense!!”

“It makes sense…”

“If you wear the same cloths too.”

“Really?!”

I was puzzled by the unexpected reaction, but Minori went to the changing room. When she came back she was wearing… BIKINI ARMOR!

“Whoa!?”

Noo… While I was genuinely worried about my childhood friend’s brain, she shouted “It’s a bit tight” as if to emphasize the armor was digging into her crotch at sharp angles. I was astonished at the new discovery.

…This girl has surprisingly good style…

I thought it was just her butt, but now that I look at it, her breasts are really restricted too… nonono. What am I thinking?! It’s like lusting over your own mother!

“Grr… Calm down, yeah.”

I tried to make a voice like Ashitaka (from Princess Mononoke) to suppress my right arm, which was running wild due to Tatarigami’s curse. But even such a nice looking Minori fades in front of Ringo.

Ringo’s body, which is tighter than I imagined, combined with the rough image the bikini armor gives her, lurks in my heart. My heart is saying ‘I want to be dominated by a strong beautiful girl! I want to submit! I want my face to be stepped on!’. It was a perfect look that fulfilled my relatively helpless desire.

If Minari is an evil magician, Ringo is a female warrior of justice. Such a scenario was already assembled in my brain. The two fight fiercely and each time they are attacked by the other their cloths are torn little by little.

“….Kosaku has perverted eyes.”