Chapter 10: How I Met Your Mother

Chapter 10: How I Met Your Mother

The boys of Ragnarok are quite strong for their age (I know we are the same age but it does not matter), they could sweep the ground with most teenagers their age, the problem is that they are wasting that potential.

Instead of acting like the villains on a children's show, they should be polishing their skills, or at least enjoying their youth. It bothers me that they waste the quiet life of students that I have not been able to enjoy.

When I started training Kaname I also helped her Valkyries as I want to have minimally helpful servants. They don't resent me for hitting them and instead just show respect, I think they are masochists.

I particularly like one of them despite being the most problematic. Valkyries are weapon fighters, but a redhead named Kisara Nanjo hates using weapons as her belief is that a martial artist only needs her fists to fight, even though she uses kicks.

The fact that she looks down on women with large breasts may also be a reason why she doesn't get along with the rest of the Valkyries. I understand that she has a complex with her flat chest but her slim legs and cute butt give her a lot of points so she should think better of herself.

I became friends with Kisara after beating her a bit and helping her train her Tae Kwon Do hers. I insist these girls are masochists, although I don't dislike them.

Kaname joined the group of jealous girls, but she controls it better than Shigure and Miu since she wants to become strong first before declaring herself. I don't know how strong she wants to be, but she should be High-Class Disciple level so I've had to regulate her training so that she doesn't get stronger too quickly.

Even though I'm stunting her growth, it's actually a good thing for her. If she improves without stopping then her foundations will not be solid and in the future, she will not continue to improve, even I have had to decrease my training for fear of stunting my growth.

Anyway, Shigure, Kaname, and Kisara are the candidates for my harem in addition to the Valkyries, although the latter matter so little to me that I don't even remember their names.

[Mission: The cat that wanted to fly

Kisara Nanjo wishes to show her strength so that no one dares to underestimate her, but despite being beautiful, she has an inferiority complex due to her flat chest.

Break Kisara Nanjo's complex by showing her that her flat breasts can be loved.

Success conditions:

1) Make Kisara Nanjo accept herself (0/1)

2) Win the affection of Kisara Nanjo (0/1)

3) Convince her to join your harem (0/1)

Failure conditions:

1) Kisara Nanjo does not overcome her complex (0/1)

2) Rejection of Kisara Nanjo (0/1)

Reward: 1 Set of Sportswear, 1 Gift of Love]

I insist, there is nothing wrong with flat breasts as long as she has a pretty face and a well-shaped butt. She's cute so it's a shame she can't appreciate herself, well this is where I come in.

While reviewing the missions in my system, my sleeve was thrown.

"Oniichan, I want another cookie" - A cute girl spoke to me in all cloying, but I know that this brat is only acting to be pampered.

Honoka Shirahama, Kenichi's younger sister, and my new headache.

This 13-year-old girl continually beats Apachai in the board game Go, she is also teaching Shigure how to make tea so she gets along well with the people of the dojo.

I spend most of my time with Shigure, while Apachai is the one I train my unarmed combat with, that's how I related to the brat.

Honoka is cute but she is very in need of attention. She used to fight Miu for Kenichi's attention so she was my ally.

I say 'was' because she is no longer. Honoka has grown closer to me lately. I started to spoil her because she reminded me of my sister before she became a pain in the ass.

I didn't expect a few pats on the head from her, handmade cookies (I like to cook), and giving her some candy money would be enough to steal Kenichi's oniichan stand.

Honoka doesn't bother me as such, she is adorable and it relaxes me to have her around me as it can distract me from my plans to cause a war between martial artists and manipulate women.

The problem is that she is a very clingy girl which has made Miu and Shigure jealous. They stare at us intently whenever Honoka sits on my lap during my coffee and cookie breaks.

Fortunately, no one has reported me for pedophilia as I treat Honoka like a little sister, but Kenichi's hateful look is a nuisance.

No, on second thought it's fun. Well done Honoka, I'll give you another cookie!

"Have a cookie for being a good girl" - I gave a cookie to the brat on my lap as she enjoyed Kenichi's blood tears.

Why are you so jealous that your little sister is taken from you? You should be worried about the jealous look Miu looks at me with, I'm snatching who you like without making the slightest effort.

Kensei didn't read the entire letter and ran out of the dojo in an unknown direction. Kenichi is a good boy, but he is also a busybody so he went to read the rest of the letter.

"It seems that Ma-sensei's daughter is in Chinatown and had problems with gangsters, the letter was to ask for Ma-sensei's help ..." - Kenichi didn't know what face to put on how hasty his teacher was.

Well done Kensei, you abandoned your daughter with the gangsters to hunt down your brother. Now that I think about it, Kensei left his family so that he could pursue his dream of harassing women ...

I won't think much of that or I might end up putting laxative in the stupid old man's food. I pity his daughter.

"We have to go help her!" - Kenichi spoke with a noble and fair tone.

Ah shit, here we go again.

The dojo masters are busy, Akisame is still in the clinic, Shigure was forging something special, Shio left a few days ago to work (I was surprised that he had a job), I don't think it is a good one if Apachai and Hayato has a strange look ... Ah I recognize that look, he want Kenichi to use this situation to gain experience.

That's fine, but it bothers me that he's giving me the same look. I don't want Miu damn old man!

"We have to go!" - Miu will have several flaws, but her sense of justice is almost as great as her breasts so she did not take long to include herself.

"I'm busy and I won't be able to accompany you, but you should bring Apachai just in case" - Hayato spoke with a serious expression that hid how much fun with this for him.

This old man sometimes acts like a child, he even eats sweets like a child.

I sighed and agreed to go. I'm used to dealing with the mob so this is easy, just kind of annoying.

Well, maybe I can take the moment to see how strong my blows have become against someone who is not a martial artist.

"First of all we should leave Honoka at her house" - Everyone was surprised by my words.

Were they planning to leave the girl here? And I'm supposed to be the irresponsible one.

Kenichi, Miu, and Apachai left the girl for me and rushed to Chinatown. What a nuisance but this is better, it is not known what they could do to Kensei's daughter if they are late.

I took Honoka to her house and after knocking on the door I was greeted by a beautiful mature woman who totally fits my tastes.

If this is her mother, Honoka has a great future ahead of her. Maybe you should start working on the girl to secure her when she grows up.

"Ara ara, are you friends with Honoka-chan?" - Oh, she does the 'ara ara'.

"Oniichan is a martial arts student like Kenichi oniichan!" - Honoka happily spoke to his beautiful mother.

"Ara, nice to meet you and thank you for taking care of my daughter, she doesn't have many friends so I'm glad to see her happier these last few days - The woman's words made Honoka pout in annoyance, but I was fighting the urge to see her breasts bounce after she bowed slightly.

This from Japanese etiquette can be nice.

Kenichi, I know you're going to want to kill me, but I can't lie to myself. What can I say, I love mature women.

[Mission: Ripe fruit is the sweetest

Saori Shirahama is a proper and traditional housewife so she has no interest in other men outside of her husband.

Go and show that there is no impossible, steal the heart of the beautiful milf.

Success conditions:

1) Break up Saori Shirahama's marriage (0/1)

2) Gain the affection of Saori Shirahama (0/1)

3) Convince her to join your harem (0/1)

Failure conditions:

1) Rejection of Saori Shirahama (0/1)

Reward: 1 Pajama Set, 1 Gift of Love]

What a shady system, it doesn't allow me to be just a lover and I really must break up their marriage... Oh well, it's all for the greater good.

After saying goodbye to the beautiful woman and promising to visit them so that Honoka doesn't feel alone, I went to the address where Kenichi and the others went.

I hope those idiots don't do something troublesome.