CH 26

“Kanpū, what are you going to do in the afternoon training?”

Iruka asked while eating lunch.

“I want to challenge ten.” (T/N: For those who don’t know, this is IP Man Reference.)

Kanpū takes a bite of sushi, and from time to time, I pick up some vegetables from Anko and Tsukasa’s lunch boxes.

As for Iruka, Izumo, and Kotetsu’s bento?

Sorry, Kanpū won’t take them.

“Kanpū, I think you have to pair with Ito. With that, you will have an advantage over him.” Kotetsu squatted on the stool and feasted, and when he spoke, he spewed a few grains of rice, which landed in the fur of the little dog Shiramaru.

“Ko! Tet! Su!”

When Tsukasa saw this, she burst into anger.

She’s good-natured and gentle, but if someone bullies her dog, she explodes in an instant.

“Ah, sorry, sorry.”

Kotetsu then busily cleaning the rice grains from Shiramaru.

“Wu wu…”

Shiramaru squatted on the table, wagging its tail, looking at the little master with its two big watery eyes, and occasionally swept through Kanpū, Iruka and the others.

Shiramaru is very intelligent. Although it is hungry, it sits there quietly, waiting for its little master to feed it.

Therefore, Tsukasa took a piece of sushi from Kanpū’s bento box and fed it to Shiramaru.

“Wu wu ~”

The little puppy took a bite, squinted its eyes as it chewed, and seemed to enjoy it.

When Kanpū saw this, he suddenly remembered something, and couldn’t help but ask: “Tsukasa-chan, I want to ask a question, that… Do dogs have a sense of taste?”

“Of course they have.”

Tsukasa replied without thinking.

“Then, how can dogs eat… shit?” Kanpū asked curiously.

“Kanpū, you bastard, don’t ask such disgusting questions when eating!” Anko said angrily.

Tsukasa then replied: “Although dogs have a sense of taste, their sense of taste is very slow, especially they are not sensitive to smells such as sour odor, so dogs will…”

“So that’s how it is!”

Kanpū understands, ‘No wonder that dogs can tolerate what humans can’t endure!’

“Kanpū, are you really not worried about the actual combat training class in the afternoon?”

When Izumo saw Kanpū was so ‘relaxed’, he was worried about him.

Kanpū stuffed the last sushi into his mouth and said with a smile: “I am not targeting anyone, but here… The ones who sent the small notes are all trashes.”

In less than half an hour, Kanpū’s domineering words spread throughout the class. Ito and the others who passed a small note were all angry, and they are eager to wait for actual combat training ‘s arrival.

…

At one o’clock in the afternoon, at the corner of the Academy’s training ground.

The bronzes from Class 8 of the second year had already come here to warm up early, and the atmosphere before the war was very strong.

Kanpū lazily moved his fingers and wrists, but everyone couldn’t see any nervousness on his face.

As for Anko, Tsukasa, Iruka and the other two. It is unknown when, but they are already standing far away from Kanpū, and each of them are looking at him with eyes full of sympathy, which makes Kanpū felt a headache.

Half an hour later, their actual combat training teacher, the head teacher of Class 1, Hiramatsu Taishi, finally arrived.

“Hello, students!”

Taishi is a middle-aged person with a sturdy figure, one inch of hair, and thick eyebrows and big eyes. But when he speaks, he shows a mouth of yellow teeth, so he seems to be an old smoker.

“Hello, Taishi-sensei!”

The bronzes greeted.

Taishi looked around at everyone and confirmed that the number of people was correct in just a few seconds. After that, without talking nonsense, he directly took out a seal scroll and placed it on the ground, and then formed a hand seal and pressed both of his hands on it.

Boom!

In the white smoke, one by one ninja bag appeared on the scroll, no more or no less, exactly thirty.

“One bag per person, tied it to your own thighs!” Taishi said loudly.

“Yes!”

Ito was very excited. He squeezed the others away with by relying on his wide and fat body. He was the first to grab the bag, and then quickly tied it to his thigh.

Kanpū stood at the end calmly. Suddenly, he seemed to notice something. When he turned his head, he saw that Yui, the girl who is wearing a high-collar trench coat, silently standing behind him.

Kanpū was taken aback.

“Yui, you… are there too.”

Kanpū greeted, but as the two of them are unfamiliar and he looked at the coldness on her face, he doesn’t know what else to say.

Yui glanced at Kanpū, nodded, and greeted back.

Kanpū laughed dryly, and the atmosphere was a bit awkward.

Fortunately, the person in the front took the ninja bag quickly, and it was Kanpū’s turn soon.

Kanpū picked up a ninja bag and first checked the Ninja Tools inside. There were ten shuriken and kunai each, and twenty senbon. When he touched it with his hand, he found that these Ninja Tools were all made of solid wood, and the edges have been smoothed.

At the same time, Taishi started to talk loudly: “Yu-sensei told me that he told you about the throwing skills of the Ninja Tools yesterday. So, I will strike while the iron is hot, and make today’s actual combat training to be mainly focusing on throwing Ninja Tools! Divide yourself into two groups, A and B, with a group of 15 people each, and conduct throwing training and confrontation!”

After the words fell, those students who passed on the small notes gathered together in a very tacit understanding. There were fourteen people!

One more person left!

A thought flashed through Kanpū’s mind, and he walked towards them.

“Gekkō Kanpū, stop!”

Ito was furious, “Don’t come here, you are not allowed to come here!”

“Gekkō Kanpū, are you not a man? If you are a man, come and beat me!”

“We are in Group A, you are in Group B, you are Group B! Just go there!”

“Yui, Yui, come to our group!”

This group of people is in a hurry. The purpose of their gathering is to teach Kanpū a lesson. So, if Kanpū is in the same group as them, they won’t be able to do anything!

Of course, Kanpū didn’t really want to go there, but just come there to deliberately angered them. Now that his goal has been achieved, Kanpū walked back two steps with a smile, and then he found something was wrong. Looking around, he found the Group B formed by Anko, Iruka and the others has gone far to one side.

Kanpū felt the malice from the hearts of his little friends.

At the same time, Yui also walked towards the Group A.

“Okay, the grouping is over!”

Taishi said, “Let’s start the actual combat!”

‘Hello, when did you see the grouping is finished?’

Kanpū stood alone on the side, feeling very embarrassed.

But he didn’t have time to complain, as the opposing Group A had already launched a frenzied attack on him!

Ito yelled and threw out two kunai, and then spilled out five senbon. The rest of the students also poured their Ninja Tools towards Kanpū, and even Yui subconsciously followed the crowd and threw two shuriken towards Kanpū’s calf.

Taishi, who was watching the match, raised his brows: ‘What’s going on?’

‘The people in Group A attacked one person at the same time?’

‘Don’t tell me…’

Taishi’s eyes lit up: ‘The people in Group A are very smart. They are gathering everyone’s power to eliminate one first!’

Kanpū looked at the various Ninja Tools coming towards him, and an ambition in his chest suddenly extinguished.

‘These ants really wants to kill the elephant!’

Kanpū has already grabbed two shuriken in his hands, but there are too many kunai, shuriken, and senbon in front of him, and he can’t shoot all of them down no matter how amazing he is.

Out of the thirty-six stratagems, fleeing is the best!

Without saying anything, Kanpū tumbled and hid behind the rest of Group B.

In the next instant, the second round Ninja Tools attack from Group A came again.

“Run!”

Anko screamed and ran away.

Kotetsu, Izumo, and the others responded with strange screams. Of course, they did not forget to throw two kunai towards Group A when they ran.

“Gekkō Kanpū, don’t run towards us!”

“Yeah, you need to go to the side to attract their firepower, so that our Group B can win!”

“Kanpū, we will remember you!”

“Woof woof!”

While dodging the opponent’s attack, the bronze players in Group B screamed and let Kanpū be the target. It seems that all of their consiences were bitten by the little dog, Shiramaru.

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