Qin Ze didn't sleep well at night and had an indescribable dream. Then he was awakened by the murderous spirit in his crotch.

Reach out and touch...

"ash."

Qin Ze lifted the quilt, a carp stood up, took out a few paper towels to clean, get out of bed, to the wardrobe to take out the new boxers and put on.

He looked at the boxer pants in his hand, and his face was at a loss, which made him?

Men's things, like women's great aunts, come every month, but men can release them manually, while women can only passively endure.

It can be seen that men and women, active and passive, are born to be doomed.

How many years ago.

I can't believe it.

I remember that he came several times during his adolescence. Later, when he was in junior high school, his classmates used MP4 to pass on the magic love films from Japanese Fusang. He had no teacher to understand the well-known "Five Dragons holding the pillar" technique, which opened the door to a new world.

And then there was no such experience again.

Nima, it seems like it's only three days. Is the vault full?

Yes, I can. It means that I make money every day.

Qin Ze threw his trousers on the ground, patted his waist with satisfaction and said in a low voice: "son, you say that you want to sleep in the house of Zijin's mother tonight, or the house of Su Yu's mother. Baba will certainly satisfy you."

After changing into sportswear, he sent a message to Prince Jin. After a moment, the sound of opening the door came from sister's room.

Qin Ze saw Prince Jin come out with two dark circles under his eyes. His eyes were straight, his hair was in a mess, and his goose egg face was muddled. Obviously, he didn't wake up.

"What's the matter? What time did you sleep last night?" Qin zedao.

"About twelve o'clock," Prince Jin yawned: "your sister can toss me to death."

"How did you do it?" Qin Ze was surprised.

"Chatting is endless. I've been sleeping and shaking me up several times."

Qin Ze thought for a moment, "anyway, my sister won't wake up until seven o'clock. Why don't we go back to our room and have a sleep? It's a big deal. You don't go to the company in the morning. "

Prince Jin white his one eye, "just don't want."

From 5:30 to 7:00, the morning exercise is over, Qin Ze goes to the breakfast shop to buy food, and Prince Jin enters the supermarket next door.

Soon she came out with a plastic bag containing two bags of instant noodles.

Walking side by side to the community, Qin Ze voice through the mask, curiously asked: "why do you buy instant noodles?"

"For you."

"Me? I don't eat instant noodles. "

"Not to eat," Prince Jin cunning smile: "kneel."

Qin Ze:

The prince Jin way: "bubble noodles is broken, add punish 10 minutes, new punish kneeling method understands."

"What did I do wrong?" Qin Ze said angrily

Wang Zijin hummed: "why did you knock on her door last night?"

Qin Ze: "I'm trying to see if she's sleeping. If she does, I'll come to your room... Who knows I haven't slept with you. You've been sleeping by her."

Prince Jin red face, angry way: "sleep you big head ghost, vulgar."

Qin Ze: "ha ha, it's not vulgar to call a brother?"

Prince Jin carries Paomian all the way to chase, two people Sahuan like running into the community.

The instant noodles are half broken before they kneel.

Qin Ze slipped downstairs and found Prince Jin holding his knees in both hands and gasping.

Lack of sleep, long morning exercise, physical strength has been overdrawn.

Qin Ze returned and said, "tired? If I told you to sleep, I would try to be brave. "

Prince Jin airway: "is sleep really? I must not be more tired in bed?"

After all, it was Wang who was afraid of being killed by the sun.

Qin Ze pitifully said: "fool, I can't even hear a joke. I'll hold you upstairs."

Prince Jin hums a, allow him to embrace oneself, clever arms encircle his neck.

Qin Ze ha ha said: "fool, you can't even hear a joke. What you said just now is just a joke. Now you can't run away. I'll let you have a taste of Qin's needling. "

Wang Zijin: "she suddenly thought of a word that was very suitable for her mood at this time: the children in Nancun bullied me, and openly carried me into the bamboo. Her lips were worried and her mouth was dry. She came back and sighed.

Qin Ze sent out a series of crazy laughter.

Prince Jin angry way: "aze don't play rogue, your sister will wake up now."

Qin Ze: "it's OK. You don't know my speed."

King of Haize, a three in a second.

Prince Jin is not happy to skim his mouth.

"Angry? I'll tell you a joke Qin Ze said.

Prince Jin fiercely shakes his head: "do not want, I am not angry."

Qin Ze ignored and asked, "ducks are quacking, sheep are bleating, and dogs are barking. Do you know how chickens bark?"Wang Zijin did not have a good airway: "this is a joke, not funny at all, cock enough Da, mother cluck."

Qin Ze: "no, chicken is Mm-hmm

Prince Jin Leng three seconds, the reaction comes over, want to face sternly, but did not hold back, burst chi to smile to come out.

Sometimes I wonder why such a smart person, such a high-value boss, is not serious and steady at all.

But she likes it.

Think about it, maybe girls like lively and interesting men, no one would like to live with wooden people for a lifetime.

So beauty always meet with scum man, because slag man can play, introverted homestead man always laments that good cabbage let pig arch, is not nonsense? Pigs can at least arch cabbage when they see cabbage, and homestead man will only look at cabbage and silently liberate his hands.

The three major social cancer: otaku, manong and official ape.

Procedural ape = otaku + manong.

To the door, Qin Ze put her down, really want her to sleep back in the morning, at noon to go to work.

Qin's needling is a joke. You can tell it's fake by listening to the name. The truth should be Qin's stick technique.

Lovers hope that this kind of joke can be used as a regulator, otherwise it is easy to lose their passion, respect each other as guests, and then respect each other as ice.

Qin Baobao has woken up. After washing, she squats on the chair beside the table and looks at her mobile phone. She is wearing a baggy bear pajamas, waiting for her brother to come back and milk her.

My sister hasn't worn this kind of loose cartoon pajamas for a long time, but when she puts on these pajamas, it seems that Qin Ze is back in college.

She is still the same, beautiful, charming, tall, and wearing bear pajamas after a bit of cute.

Qin Ze has seen her wear ol suit, she has seen her wear luxurious dress, has seen her wear silk nightdress, but only bear pajamas can let him find a trace of the past in his changing life.

One person, one basket, a bowl of bean curd, two fried dough sticks.

Qin Baobao and Wang Zijin's appetite, after eating bean curd and fried dough sticks, eat two small steamed buns, basically full, the rest belongs to Qin Ze to eat.

Qin Ze's appetite is at least twice that of an ordinary adult man.

After dinner, Prince Jin at the request of Qin Ze, go back to the room to sleep.

When Qin Ze opened the door, his sister pulled him, stepped on his toes, pecked at his face, and whispered, "don't lock the door at 11 o'clock in the evening."

At eleven o'clock, Prince Jin's biological clock decided that she was asleep.

Qin Ze: "my sister said that I would sleep with you tonight, but I don't want to sleep with you at night.

Son, dad broke his promise.

...

at 9:30 p.m., Fudan University, female dormitory.

Xu Yanyan is in the headquarters. Most of the dormitory buildings in the headquarters are old houses and freshmen. The accommodation conditions are not very good. There are four people. The upper bed is the bed and the lower is the desk.

It is said that the living conditions in the South and North districts are better. There are suites, independent toilets and public washing machines in the dormitory building. But it is the postgraduate entrance examination and doctoral predecessors live, new students can only live in the worst conditions of the dormitory.

It's like a meeting held in the Wulin, where senior people sit. Young Xia, who are new to the world, can only stand. Later, those young Xia who had been living in the sun and the earth at a young age were all homestead men writers who were unrealistic and divorced from reality.

Girls' dormitories are tidier than boys' dormitories, but they are not much better. There are various clothes on the balcony and computers, books and all kinds of cosmetics on the desk.

A little pretentious, but also in the bed curtain, do not know what to do in bed at night to do shady secret.

four bedroom, two lying on the bed with a mask, one on the pedicure, Xu Yanyan sitting at the table, using a notebook to watch the Qin baby concert video.

"Yan Yan, how many times have you heard it?" Manicure girl road.

"Good to hear. There are new songs in it."

"Ears are cocooned." A girl with a mask doesn't have a good airway.

"No," Xu Yanyan said, "I wonder what kind of person Qin Ze is to create so many songs with different emotions. He should be a person with rich emotional world."

"Then you have seen him. What do you think?" The girl with the mask was lying on the bed, her face could not move, and Xu Yanyan could only be squinted.

"A very gentle person, like a warm man, speaks softly, has bright eyes, and has a good figure. He always stares at your eyes when he talks, which makes people feel sincere and polite. And it's humorous. " "I have his wechat, and I can video with him as long as I want," Xu recalled

She's always saying that, and almost everyone who knows her has heard it more than ten times.

The roommates disdained her way of showing off without action. She may have met Qin Ze, after all, there are pictures and the truth, but adding friends and videos should be a little girl's bragging behavior.

Xu Yanyan's family has a lot of money, which can be seen from her famous bag and expensive cosmetics that ordinary girls can't reach.But this does not prevent the rich second generation Xu Yanyan getting along well with her roommates because of her generosity.

is now a facial mask for the two girls on the bed. It's not only that, but her cosmetics can be used by everyone, and she often entertain guests at weekends. She is rich in two generations and can eat everywhere.

"Well, we know."

"You are very good. You can video with Qin Ze."

"Other people's big stars don't do anything, waiting for your video all day."

Her roommate's ridicule and laughter made Xu Yanyan very angry. She hesitated for a moment. She opened the chat software and sent a message to the past: "Qin Ze is not in."

No accident, no accident.

The girl who repaired her toenails came over and said with a sneer, "it's really qinze. It's not that you changed your name casually."

sat down on the bed and looked down at the girl, and she lay down disappointed and smoothed the mask on her face.

I don't believe it, but I still hope for it.

"His ID is his real name," said Xu Yanyan with white eyes

The girl with toenails curled her lips: "the circle of friends is also shielded, and you can't see any information. Who knows whether it's true or not."

Xu Yanyan said: "let's make a bet. I want to be able to video with him. You have three bags for the sanitation of the dormitory this month, and my quilt will also be folded."

"If you lose, clean up this month."

Xu Yanyan emptied for a moment and said, "no, you three share equally. Each of you can sweep for ten days at most. If I lose, it will be ten days."

The roommates agreed.

Xu Yanyan sent a video request to Qin Ze.

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