CH 66.1

Chapter 66… The Great King Arrives

[Part(1/2)]

After Xiao Luo sent the text, he felt a little stupid, maybe he was infected by Husky.

If there was a shortcut to cultivation, Master would tell him a long time ago, and he would not let him explore it by himself. Before, “”Xiaojiejie” Ling Xuan” also said similar things: Cultivation depends on understanding. If you blindly rely on others, it will never be possible to become a master.

Xiao Luo didn’t expect himself to become very capable. He just wanted to protect Ling Su in time when he was in danger. After everything calmed down, he would return to his body and continue to live with his shit-shoveling officer.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: I didn’t ask the question just now.

Ling Xuan: Yes.

The two lines of records jumped out almost at the same time.

Xiao Luo hesitated for a while. His consciousness had already been transformed into words and transmitted over.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: What way?

Ling Xuan: You know the process when Peking duck is roasted. During the roasting process, the anus of the duck is blocked with a plug, and then boiled water is poured in from the incision of the neck, which is the so-called soup filling. If you want to take a shortcut, you can only… forcefully practice alchemy, absorb the demon’s inner alchemy, and then slowly digest it. Of course, if you are not afraid of pain, I will give you a fire to exercise your body, the effect will be better!

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: I don’t want to become a thirty-pound pig cat yet.

Ling Xuan: Then I can’t help it.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: I’m going to bed first, bye!

Ling Xuan: Wait, tomorrow at 1:00 pm, class starts. Don’t forget, Xiao Pang!

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: …

Ling Xuan: It’s such a good decision, but you’re not happy at all! 

Xiao Luo exited the dialogue box without a word. Seeing that the time was getting late, he lost the mood to make the small game.

Seeing that the time is almost up, let’s go straight to the set of [sleep until dawn] + [directional transformation card] + [sneak into your dreams]!

This is not the first time Xiao Luo has entered Ling Su’s dream. He is quite clear about the difference between dreams and reality, a world completely controlled by his family’s shit-shoveling officer. There is no need to pay attention to logic at all, but— how come it turned so exciting. 

As soon as he came up, he was thrown down.

”Say, are you still running away?”

The deep and hoarse voice sounded so sexy that Xiao Luo almost had a nosebleed. Touching his hot cheek, he carefully pushed the cloth covering his body: “Shit shovel officer, can you give me a summary of the last episode?”

”Am I not good enough for you? Why are you running around with other wild men!” Ling Su put his hands on the ground, put one knee on the boy’s crotch, and his eyes were sharp and cold. He spoke with a low and dangerous tone, “You are so naughty, how do you think I should punish you?” 

Xiao Luo is embarrassed and speechless, why does his family’s gentle, considerate and charming shit-shoveling officer become such… a weirdo in his dream?

”I didn’t run away with anyone.” Xiao Luo felt that he couldn’t take the blame casually. He stretched out his arms and hugged the other party’s neck, and continued in a low voice, “You are so good, how could I be willing to leave you and run with others? In this world, anyone else is not even half as good as you, idiot.”

Full marks for the love words from the boy. He likes it! 

”Smart tongue, eloquence, sweet talk! Do you think I will be fooled again?”

It’s a pity that the shit-shoveling officer of his family didn’t understand it well, and pushed him away mercilessly in the blink of an eye.

Xiao Luo clicked his tongue, and under the indifferent and stern eyes of the shit shovel officer, he stood up swiftly, stretched his muscles and bones, and began to speak harshly: “Did I treat you so well that I made you, a slave, forget your duty, huh? How dare you be so rude to your master! You deserve a beating!”

After speaking, the young man flew forward!

A burst of punching and kicking! Oh, no, it was using hands and feet, and directly hanging on Ling Su, laughing wildly: “Ling Xiao Su, I caught you, let’s see where you can go now!”

”Let go of me!” The shit shovel officer frowned, looking disgusted.

A flash of inspiration flashed in Xiao Luo’s mind. He landed and used a shoulder slam!

Instead of falling, both of them rolled to the ground. Unlike before, this time, he sat firmly on Ling Su’s body.

”Hey hey hey! Don’t let me go. I told you not to be arrogant just now! You dare to be so arrogant, today I will punish you on the spot!” As he said, Xiao Luo excitedly began to pick off the shit shovel officer’s clothes. Unlike the previous dreams, where we wore formal attire, this time Ling Su’s clothes were different. They were both wearing pajamas at the moment, and they disappeared with a light tug.

In less than two minutes, Xiao Luo rubbed his hands triumphantly, feeling that he could do something today!

”Ling Xiao Su, do you still dare to be so rude to your Master in the future?”

Ling Su smiled softly. Taking advantage of his physical strength, pressed the young man under him again, put one hand on the ground, and stroked the other’s cheek with the other hand, his voice was low and sweet, like a seductive fairy: “Xiao Luo, what did you say?” 

Xiao Luo froze. As the saying goes, at night, people dream whatever they think about during the day. He didn’t expect Ling Su to be able to clearly understand and call out his name without hesitation when he was dreaming. Obviously the two times before…

”Why-” Before he could finish speaking, the shit shovel officer gagged his mouth.

The moment Xiao Luo was in a daze, he had already been sacked and plundered, and was forced to retreat steadily, leaving only passive acceptance.

The originally full world suddenly became empty and lonely. Everything was quiet, there was no wind, only the ups and downs of two people’s breathing, sweet and rich.

”You haven’t seen me for a long time, Xiao Luo.”

”Ah…” But I’m by your side every day, staring at you hard every day, watching you secretly, don’t tell me you don’t seem to know!

”I want you to make it up to me!” Tsk, this sad tone.

# My family’s shit shovel officer suddenly acted like a baby with me. I can’t bear it, what should I do? #

”How to compensate?” Xiao Luo’s throat felt dry for a while.

”I bought you a new set of clothes, can you wear them and show it to me?” the shit shovel officer said solemnly.

This made Xiao Luo, who was already mentally prepared, feel lost for a while, thinking that this was in a dream, he could only forgive him.

”What clothes?”

Xiao Luo glanced at the pajamas he had stripped off, and then at the maid outfit that the shit shoveler took out like a magician, and directly threw two words at the other party: “Hehe.” Thinking during the day, dreaming at night? Why did he think that bastard Ling Xiao Su only kept thinking about this perverted maid outfit!

”Xiao Luo looks so cute, this outfit must be very suitable.” Ling Su said, gently kissing the boy’s forehead, with a gentle and loving tone, “Try changing into it?” 

”Change your fart!” Xiao Luo kicked the shit shovel officer in the face, and then— he himself was kicked out of the dream.

In the darkness, the young man sat on the pillow with a dazed expression on his face. He saw that there were two minutes left in the countdown to his transformation, and then turned his head to look at the shit-shoveling officer who seemed to be entangled in a “nightmare” and was frowning. He couldn’t help but cover his face: What a dream! Can’t it be normal?

”Don’t go…” Ling Su frowned and whispered.

Because of the effect of sleeping until dawn, this time, he didn’t wake up, but he seemed to be sleeping quite restlessly.

Xiao Luo leaned forward worriedly, without time to think about it, he directly kissed the other party.

Ling Su in his sleep seemed to sense it, he stretched out his arms to hug the boy, and kissed back tenderly… The two-minute time limit soon came to an end. Xiao Luo was transformed back to his original form, and landed on the shit-shoveling officer’s chest.

He looked up at Ling Su who had calmed down, didn’t bother to move his position, and fell asleep on his back.

In the early morning of the next day, Ling Su opened his eyes and found that the little orange cat was lying on top of him, sleeping comfortably. He couldn’t help but smile wryly: No wonder he didn’t sleep well all night. He was crushed by Xiao Pang! He seemed to have had a lot of dreams, but he didn’t remember what he dreamed of. He only had a vague impression, as if someone was kissing him.

He gently moved the little orange cat to a position. Perhaps because he was too tired, Xiao Luo didn’t react at all, and fell into an exceptionally deep sleep.

However, no matter how deeply he slept, he was finally woken up.

”Xiao Pang, Ling Xiao Su went for a morning run. Get up quickly, memorize my speech, and preview the courseware.”

Xiao Luo opened his eyes in a daze, and when he saw Ling Xuan “Xiaojiejie”  with that enchanting and delicate face, he suddenly felt that the life of a cat is miserable!

”Meow!” Do you know that disturbing someone’s dream is a rather excessive thing!

”It’s already half past six. You’re still asleep, get up quickly! I just know that staying in bed is a shameful thing.” 

”Meow…” Old demon, it won’t be a surprise if you can’t get married out for the rest of your life!

”Hey, brother, I’m a Gong! You know, what a fart!” Ling Xuan stretched out his hand and poked the little orange cat’s ear, “In terms of strength, no one in this world can beat me.” 

Xiao Luo gave him an indignant sideways glance : “Meow!” Generally speaking, those who say they are a Gong are the Shou!

Ah, that’s not right, “Xiaojiejie” Ling Xuan said that he was Gong! That is to say: this is an old demon who creates chaos among admirers.

The little orange cat looked up in a daze, and looked at the other party with big round eyes in disbelief: “Meow?” Are demons popular nowadays?

”I told you not to use such low-level words as demons to describe me, or I will castrate you!” 

”Meow!”

Xiao Luo’s protest was ineffective, and he was finally dragged up. He also specially prepared a bottle of milk powder for him, but unfortunately it was still early and it was a bit hot to the touch.

”Meow?” Where’s your laptop?

”In my room, come with me.” Ling Xuan said naturally.

”Meow…” I can’t leave casually. It will be terrible when Ling Su comes back and finds that I’m gone.

”It’s okay, I’ll leave a puppet cat here and let it continue to sleep, he won’t find out. Anyway, cats are nocturnal, so it’s normal to sleep during the day!” 

”Meow!” I stay awake!

Xiao Luo continued to protest, but in the end, an inner alchemy was forcefully stuffed, and he closed his mouth strangely.

The temporary apartment of “Xiaojiejie” Ling Xuan is opposite, very close, but the problem is that this is a demon who has lived for an unknown period of time. So he was directly teleported back from Ling Su’s apartment.

Before leaving, Xiao Luo took a curious look at the puppet cat lying on the bed. He could only say that there are all kinds of wonders in the world, and there is nothing so strange about it!

Sure enough, they are exactly the same length.

”Meow?” What skill did you use just now? It’s so cool. Can you teach me?

”No, the race is different, so I can’t teach it.” After “Xiaojiejie” Ling Xuan ruthlessly rejected Xiao Luo’s request, he directly transformed the little orange cat into his appearance. 

”Hurry up!” Xiao Luo took the so-called speech. After skimming through the speech, he finally understood the reason why the other party refused to go on stage. Isn’t it too embarrassing to read this?

A simple self-introduction is estimated to take half an hour.

”I always thought that a minute of self-introduction was enough, but you…” It was really hard to describe.

After saying the most basic name, “Xiaojiejie” Ling Xuan, has given the history of the Ling family, as well as his growth history, school experience, mental journey, work experience, all added up, there are a dozen of them!

”Which scholar and expert wrote this for you?” Xiao Luosi thought about it, and felt that it was not like something this “Xiaojiejie” would write. It is estimated that besides him being threatened yesterday, there were other victims.

”I found an old man who can write a speech for me.” Ling Xuan replied with a

complicated expression, “Hurry up and memorize it, Xiao Pang.”

The courseware was originally written by him himself, so there is no need to read the courseware again at all.

”It’s almost done. I’ll go back first. You can come to me again before one o’clock in the afternoon.” He has compressed his self-introduction into one minute, ensuring it is simple and incisive.

Xiao Luo turned and was ready to leave. Only at the door did he realize that if he knocked on the door with “Xiaojiejie” Ling Xuan’s face, he would be driven out by Ling Su with a broom. So he hurriedly stopped: “Change me back.”

Editor: Jieamnin