Chapter 38

Who is the most popular ghost animal this year? I won't give 100 yuan!

Red hat hundred yuan brother must be no one does not know, his classic quote: "play me, deceive me, 100 yuan do not give me!" It is spread all over the network, enduring.

No matter how many years passed, I won't get a hundred dollars The stem can play all kinds of tricks.

Of course, this guy hasn't shown up yet. If he comes out, it is estimated that all station B is his territory.

And now the most popular ghost animal video, broadcast and barrage the most is brother Dali, who was arrested for attempted robbery on New Year's day this year.

Once the interview video of this guy was broadcast, it directly exploded the whole network, and then it was immediately made into a ghost animal video.

Classic quote: "a day less than 500 yuan, I feel sick. Work hard to make a miracle. "

These words are too brainwashing, I don't know how many people have become a mantra.

It is said that brother Dali will be sentenced soon, but many media companies are optimistic about him and are ready to sign him after he is released from prison.

What？

You can believe it!

Robbers can be Internet celebrities! The weasel is going to pay New Year's greetings to the chicken.

Well, standing in the wind of the times, even a pig can fly, not to mention the "amazing" robbers.

This year, in addition to big brother Li, there are many very popular happy ghost animals on station B. for example, Liu Xing in the heroine Xiaoxiong 2 has a classic quote: "YASHILA, Liang Feifan." Pang mailong, the legendary player who subverts rap, has a classic saying: "my skateboard shoes are the most rubbish."

In addition, there are Aunt Xue, three boys, Zhang quandan of Wang NIMA's family, the head of state, jinkela, political commissar Li, etc. By the way, there is Feng Ge who wants to make headlines. He also has a fitness ghost.

At the beginning of this year, perhaps a video sentence, inexplicably hot, even if roll a string to eat a kidney, all NIMA people watch.

What's more, it's not only seen by some people, but the broadcast volume in two or three days is more than 500000, which is a trend of breaking through one million.

Li Xian from a station to B station, has never thought that he can be on the top of the popular video list, or in such a "shame" way.

Brother happily chewed the waist, blowing B, and then ... just NIMA rolled over?

Who special meow so boring, still bring video recording!

Li Xian recalled that there were many people watching him during the performance that night, but he didn't notice that someone was recording video with his mobile phone.

Eat a kidney, and eat something wrong.

Even if Li Xian wants fire, it is definitely not fire in this way.

This way is too low!

When he wanted to come, he should not be domineering on the Internet and said: "my brother makes friends without looking at money. Anyway, no one has money."

That's the right way to open it.

Master Wang can have a rest.

Li Xian is very angry and angry, but looking at the video, he suddenly wants to laugh. Ignoring that he is the main character of the video, generally speaking, the ghost animal video is really good. The magic music and funny ghost lines really complement each other.

The repeated gesture of raising hands and gnawing at the waist is comparable to the effect of the head of state patting the table.

This ghost animal video can fire, not without reason. Among them, there is a key factor. Li Xian has achieved many things that many people want to do but dare not to do. Who doesn't want to open the door when they roll strings.

For example, if you don't have a diet tablet, do you dare to shout like that.

Ten dishes of kidney. I'll give you hematemesis in minutes.

Predictably, this sentence: "give me ten plates of kidney." It's destined to be this year's classic quote.

Li Xianhuo No, it's the waist.

"Brother Xian, are you ok?" Zhang Cheng, who has been observing Li Xian, asks carefully.

He found that Li Xian's expression was similar to that of Sichuan Opera, and he was afraid that he might have internal injuries.

"Ha ha . it's OK! " Li Xian's smile was a little weird, and Zhang Cheng was terrified.

"Is that all right?"

"What can you do for your brother Li Xian squinted at him, pointed to the computer screen and asked, "can you contact the up master?"

"Brother, what do you want to do?" Zhang Cheng asked suspiciously, but after a second thought, he almost guessed Li Xian's intention and said, "brother Xian, do you want him to delete the video? This . he should not be able to do it. This video has made him a lot of fans, and it has increased by more than 10000 in two days. "

"NIMA . I've increased my consumption so much. " Li Xian murmured that the matter has come to this point. He also knows that deleting videos has no effect. The videos have already been spread out. They can't be blocked. They can only accept their fate.

"Brother Xian, it's useless to let him delete it. Many people have forwarded it. These grandsons are too fast. Also, this is not the original video. " Zhang Cheng said that he logged in to the Youku website and quickly found out the original video. He said: "this video of more than 20 minutes is the earliest, but it is not as popular as that ghost animal video. However, I feel it is also getting hot soon. Many people are looking for this one."

This 20 minute video records the whole process of Li Xian's performance. But the time is too long, it is estimated that some people have the leisure to read it.Zhang Cheng said, "I read it once, but I'm greedy. I really didn't expect, brother Xian, you can eat so much. When will you take me to eat a meal

"Oh I can't eat you Li Xian glared at him and said, "stop talking nonsense. Can you get in touch with the up master?"

"This I don't know. I can send him a private message backstage. I don't think I can return it. " Zhang became difficult to say.

"Shit, I also know that sending private messages is mainly for him to see." Li Xian patted him on the shoulder and said, "you have a lot of ghost ideas. Try to help me with a word."

"Oh ~ ~ let him delete the video? It's no use, brother

"Cut out the peat. It's useful to delete it. Can Yan's photos have such an impact? " If you get rid of the mastermind can eliminate the influence, Mr. Chen still has to let the computer repair Si 800 times.

"Well ... ha ha Zhang Cheng said with a dry smile, "brother Xian, what do you want to bring him?"

"Tell him he's gone!" Li Xian said meaningfully, the corners of his mouth rose slightly.

[random task: me! Brother waist! ]

[me! Waist brother!: come out to mix, there's nothing I can't admit. You are brother Yaozi, different legend. No one can replace this title. In view of the risk of being impersonated, go and prove yourself.

（1） Self identification: prove that you are the waist brother, don't talk nonsense. It's limited to three days.

（2） A little lesson: a certain up host brings negative effects to the host. In view of the fact that some people will compete to imitate in the future, we must punish the host in a small way. The time limit is seven days. ]

alas, the system is broken again.

After two days' rest, I couldn't rest.

Elder brother is like that kind of person who must report his revenge!

Ha ha...

Li Xian showed a malicious smile.

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