Chapter 151: Two Aimless Beings

Chapter 151: Two Aimless Beings

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"Why?"

"I... I pranked god by hiding his glasses." Beelzebub replied with sadness and regret evident in his voice.

Hector's eyes rose, understanding the gravity of the situation, "Boy, that was no prank. That was a death wish. Be happy you only got exiled."

"Wuwoo..." Moony barked, ~Should've spanked him,~

"And why are you in that baby body? Naked, of all things."

Beelzebub answered gloomily, "I... He punished me by locking this as my form until I learned some manners. He sent me here to learn from you, as you're the purest virgin in hell."

Hector was irked, "Once again, you call me a virgin, and I will make sure you live without the peeing tool."

"How can you think of harming a baby?!"

He scoffed, "Babies aren't billions of years old and can destroy universes. Aren't I right, Diana?"

"Agreed, a child is called a child for its underdeveloped brain, this one here... Is possibly overdeveloped." Diana commented.

"What do you mean overdeveloped? I'm cute."

"The fact that you look like this and talk makes it creepy and disgusting." She countered.

Hector silently chuckled, ~Take that, overpower reincarnated story baby main characters,~

"I don't want you to be anywhere near me. I don't trust you, kid. Hence, off you go." Hector threw him away into the Funhouse demonic dimension. Beelzebub can make it his home.

Now, back to the Living Tribunal, "So, what have you decided?"

"You are like the beyonders. They have no need to be here, yet they force themselves in. For everything good, there is evil. For the order, there is chaos. What stands against you three, outsiders? Nothing! Yet, I can not do anything."

*WOOSH*

Without saying anything more, their bodies started to disappear. No, they were not dying but teleporting. However, as they were about to vanish, the Living Tribunal uttered some words, "The hidden consequences will be yours to face. I shall no longer watch over this Universe."

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Logan was talking to the Silver Surfer, already having struck up a friendship as the two cried about their shitty past. Heck, even Jean entered.

"So you chose to become his herald so he may spare your world? That's very noble of you." Jean was amazed at his story.

Meanwhile, Logan was dubious, "I still can't believe that your father singlehandedly created a worldwide utopia devoid of crime, disease, hunger, poverty, and want of any kind. The Old Man hasn't been able to do it yet. How can you folks? Bub, your story sounds too good to be true,"

Silver Surfer nodded, "I can understand. Such a civilisation is hard to develop itself before being destroyed by its own greed. But, if he had the power to even stop Galactus with such ease, then I'm inclined to believe that he simply didn't wish to make your world a utopia,"

Logan agreed with that take, "Indeed, who even wants to live in a utopia? There is always some sin, some vice for mankind to follow. You rid one thing; they develop another kink of madness. The only way to truly make the world a utopia is to take away free will, and that's something the Prez will never do."

She asked, "Why did you let him go? He kills beings with no care for them,"

"It's not the right thing to do, Diana. Galactus is not a living humanoid anymore. His role in this multiverse is the same as the role of death, a grim reaper or the god."

"WHAT? He was a human once?" Jean exclaimed in shock.

He chuckled, "I can see why you'd think he was always like this. His size and shape are weird. But the man has suffered through enough. The universe is not eternal, everyone. It goes through multiple cycles of expansion, then collapses, called the great crunch. Then, the universe gets reborn with a big bang, with the cosmic egg in the middle.

"Galactus is someone from the universe that existed before this one. He came from the most advanced civilisation in that universe. He grew loveless as his mother genetically engineered him to be a hero of his planet. Then, the universe crumbled. He couldn't do anything as he saw everything collapse.

"His wife too... died while she was pregnant. But for some reason, Galan survived, and one thing led to another. He got turned into this multiversal entity whose work is to help maintain the universal balance. He can not die from the destruction and rebirth of the universe anymore. He's eternal."

Logan smoked and sighed in pity, "Bastard lost everything and can't even die,"

"He can, but perhaps, the nature of his creation does not allow him to commit suicide. I somewhat pity him, as from what I saw, he considered Silver Surfer more of a friend than just a herald." Hector added.

"WOOF WOOF!"

"Haha, yes, maybe he needs friends."

"Then what did he mean by you and him being similar?" Diana asked him, glaring with narrow eyes.

Hector just relaxed back in his commander's seat, "We're both lost. Aimless. To me, what I'm doing feels like just living, doing a 9 to 5 job. I do not wish to be a hero or liberate galaxies from tyranny. I'm just doing it for some reason. Just like how Galactus is simply eating planets because that's his nature. Why else does he exist? He is probably confused.

"I'm supposed to be hell's inquisitor, then why the fuck am I so kind? My own actions baffle me,"

"Language," and there came a warning from Diana. Yelena was sleeping in her lap, after all.

"Haha, you just reminded me of another funny guy. *Sigh* I'm tired of this space adventure now. Let's go to Earth after ending this war."

"Fine by me. I'm running out of cigars," Logan grunted.

"Woff wowoo.." ~I wanna be mayor again,~

Jean giggled, "And this time, I will be your permanent secretary,"

Moony happily jumped to snuggle with her, "Wa Wuv Wooo..."

"I LOVE YOU TOO... SO SOFT! SO SMUSHY.~

[A/N: Galactus is seriously wholesome in some ways.]

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