Vol 2 Chapter 179: The meeting of an honest monk

More importantly, the people who drove the car all night, and the horses pulling the carriage, all need to rest.

The driver is obviously exhausted, after all, money is not worth exhaustion.

The horse was also panting heavily and snoring from time to time.

The tofu shop was still lit with a dim light, it looked so gloomy, the time was so early, there were not many customers in the tofu shop.

At this time, a person was squatting in the corner, holding a bowl of hot soy milk and drinking it "whooping".

The light shone on his head, making his head gleaming.

This man is a monk. This monk also has big ears and is very blessed.

But what he was wearing was dirty and torn, and the pair of straw sandals on his feet were almost rotten and transparent.

Honest monk.

Seeing the weirdest monk in the world, Lu Yang smiled: "Honesty monk, have you done anything dishonest recently?"

When the honest monk saw Lu Yang, he seemed to be taken aback, even the soy milk in the bowl spilled out.

Lu Yang laughed and said: "Looking at your appearance, I know you must have been dishonest last night, otherwise, why would you be guilty of seeing me?"

"Because he is an honest monk, so as long as he does something dishonest, he will have a guilty conscience." Lu Xiaofeng smiled.

The honest monk said with a bitter face: "There is something dishonest. The honest monk only did this once in his life. I, Buddha, is merciful. Why do you always want me to meet you?"

Lu Yang smiled and said, "What is wrong with meeting me, at least I can pay for this bowl of soy milk for you."

The honest monk said: "The monk does not need to pay the bill when he drinks soy milk, the monk will alms."

The honest monk quickly drank the last sip of soy milk in the bowl, as if he was ready to slip away.

Lu Yang stopped him: "Even if you don't need me to pay the bill. You can still chat with me. Ouyang Qing won't be waiting for you, why are you leaving in such a hurry?"

The honest monk smiled bitterly: "Xiucai meets soldiers, and it is unreasonable. The monk meets Lu Yang, and it is worse than Xiucai meets soldiers. It is always bad luck for the monk to talk about it!

Lu Yang said: "What bad luck is the monk?"

The honest monk said: "If the monk was not unlucky, how could he crawl back on the ground last time."

Lu Yang couldn't help but smiled, "I promise not to let you climb today!"

The honest monk sighed: "It may be even worse if you don't climb. The monk is only afraid of meeting three people in his life. Why do I let me meet you again today?

Lu Yang said, "Who are the other two individuals!"

"One is Lu Xiaofeng." The honest monk said bitterly.

Lu Xiaofeng smiled aside.

"What about another one?" Lu Yang asked

The honest monk said: "If this person speaks out, you will never know."

Lu Yang said, "Tell me!

The honest monk hesitated for a long time, and finally said: "This man is a woman."

Lu Yang smiled and said, "There are so many women that the monk recognizes."

Lu Xiaofeng also smiled: "It seems that the Honest Monk, like Lu Xiaofeng, is not honest."

The honest monk ignored him and said: "Many women recognize monks."

Lu Yang said, "Is this woman Ouyang?

auzw.com

The Mingshi monk said: "It's not Ouyang, it's Gongsun!"

"Gongsun?" Lu Yang couldn't help but scream, he asked eagerly, "Is it Aunt Gongsun?"

The honest monk was also taken aback: "How do you know it is her? Do you recognize her too?"

Lu Xiaofeng called out faster than Lu Yang, "Do you recognize her? Do you know where she is?"

Lu Yang also yelled, "If you know where she is, speak up quickly."

The honest monk said: "Why do you ask?"

Lu Yang said, "Because I want her to settle accounts!"

The honest monk looked at Lu Yang and burst into laughter, laughing so hard that he could not stand up.

But what he didn't expect was that he slipped out beside Lu Xiaofeng.

This slip unexpectedly slipped four or five feet away, and he was still laughing after four or five feet away.

After finally getting Gongsun’s information, how could he let him escape?

Lu Yang was determined to catch him this time. Lu Yang swept through the air and blocked the way of the honest monk: "Why are you laughing?"

The honest monk said: "When the monk finds it funny, the monk laughs. The monk is very honest."

Lu Yang said, "What's so funny about this thing?"

The honest monk said: "Why do you have to ask for the broken casserole?"

Lu Yang said: "Even if I want to break the monk's head, I have to ask the end!"

Seeing Lu Yang speaking seriously, the honest monk knew that if he didn't speak, he wouldn't want to escape today.

The honest monk had to sigh: "The monk's head cannot be broken. The monk has only one head. If it is broken, the monk will have no head."

Lu Yang said: "Then tell me, what's so funny about this?"

The honest monk said: "First, because you can't find her at all, second because even if you find her, you may not be able to catch her, and third, because even if you can catch her, it's useless."

Lu Yang said: "Why?"

The honest monk said: "Because as long as you see her, you can't bear to catch her at all, maybe by then you only hope she can beat you a few times."

Lu Yang said: "She is beautiful?"

The honest monk said: "There are four beauties in the martial arts. You seem to recognize them all?"

Lu Yang said: "I recognize it."

Honest monk said: Do you think they are beautiful? "

Lu Yang said: "Beauty is of course beautiful."

The honest monk said: "But this grandmother Gongsun is ten times more beautiful than the four of them combined!

Lu Yang said: "Have you seen her?"

Lu Yang had seen Aunt Gongsun several times, but only saw Aunt Gongsun's disguise.

In fact, Lu Yang had never seen the true face of Aunt Gongsun.

However, the honest monk does not lie, and there are definitely many women that the honest monk has met.

But the honest monk praised this grandmother Gongsun so much, that only shows that grandmother Gongsun is indeed so beautiful. ..

skbshge