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Should I be happy? He should be depressed! The first kiss was fine, but she added a time period. "Today's"?

Xiao Yu'er saw that my expression was weird, she laughed mischievously and asked: "Brother Little Van, are you swollen?"

"This is blatant disrespect! With today's first kiss as an excuse, you've assaulted me. "

Xiao Yu'er pouted unhappily and said, "I gave you my first kiss! I was only five years old! "

She was five and I was eight! Did I ever do such a thing? It seemed like he had really done it! We were both young and curious about the opposite sex... That's not right! It's because I'm very curious about the opposite sex. Seeing the male and female KISS on TV and wanting to imitate it, Xiao Yu'er became my sacrifice and got cheated by me for their first kiss at the age of five! Now that I think about it, I have the fucking potential to be a pervert.

Even though this breakfast is just to make porridge, I did make it especially diligent. Xiao Yu'er ate happily while holding a bowl of porridge, eating until she was full. I brought him here in his pajamas. Now we have to go back! Do I have to walk back in broad daylight in my pajamas?

Xiao Yu'er was sitting on the bed hugging Arbutin. Her two little feet were moving around in the air, leaving me with no other choice. How am I going to get out?

"How about …" I looked at Zhang Yushi's room, "I'll go find Zhang Yushi's clothes for you to wear first."

Xiao Yu'er: "Alright! But you need to ask Big Sister Zhang Yushi first, you should not touch other people's things without their permission, this is not good. "

"I know!" I scratched Xiao Yu'er's nose, picked up the phone beside the computer table and called him. Zhang Yushi quickly picked up the phone and asked: "What's wrong?"

"Girl …" Xiao Yu'er came here in pajamas last night. She has to go back to school now, look! Can you lend your clothes to Xiao Yu'er for a while? "

"This matter!" Zhang Yushi said: "My clothes have already been worn, would she despise you … I remember now, I did not wear any of the clothes that I went to buy last time. They were hanging in my closet and the ones with labels, go and find them for Xiao Yu'er. "

"Roger that!" I was so pleased that I blurted out, "I'll go shopping with you another day …"

was extremely happy over there, "It's a deal, you can't go back on your word."

I really want to slap myself, so I quickly hung up. If I chatted for a while longer, I might say something else.

When Xiao Yu'er heard that Zhang Yushi had a few sets of clothes that she could choose, let alone being extremely happy, I didn't understand. Was a new set of clothes worth being so happy for a girl?

The Xiao Yu'er corrected me and said, "Where's the new clothes! If Sister Zhang Yushi had said that I would wear a new set of clothes first, I wouldn't have been too happy. But she had said that there were a few items, which gave me ample room to choose between them. Thus, I felt happy, in fact, there were many times when I would buy a large pile of clothes and hide my feelings after returning. Now can you understand how a girl feels when she goes shopping? "That feeling is simple: I have the same feeling as the whole world. As long as I want, I can wear any piece of clothing in the mall. It's my mood that is shopping, not the items. Do you understand?"

I just want to say! I was stunned.

Xiao Yu'er didn't spend too much time choosing clothes, shsheonly took about ten minutes to choose a set of light pink coloured dresses. The two of them were of similar stature, so wearing them was extremely suitable for each other. Just as she was about to return to school with Xiao Yu'er, he received a call. What's the big deal with this phone?

"Where?" "Are you free?"

"At home! What's the matter? "

"I have something to do!" 66 said, "You have to meet up and tell me about this. Are you coming to school? I'll wait for you. "

F * ck! "What has made you so mysterious that you want to meet and talk about it?" Wait for me for a moment. Oh right, I have something that I need to tell you right now. "

"What is it?"

"It's not a big deal. Xiao Yu'er was living here with no clothes on …"

"What?" Did you go to your place with no clothes on? "

"Fuck you!" "Listen to me first, Xiao Yu'er doesn't have any clothes on anyway, so I'll look for Zhang Yushi to borrow some clothes. Without saying anything more, Zhang Yushi asked Xiao Yu'er to choose a few new clothes for her, I think you should study more with Zhang Yushi in this area, look at how loyal Zhang Yushi is! "What about you?"

"What's wrong with me?" 66 asked foolishly: "What does Zhang Yushi giving the Xiao Yu'er clothes have to do with me? What are you trying to do? "

"You are not as good as Zhang Yushi! You should learn from Zhang Yushi's noble spirit. For example! The new Jordan collection basketball shoe you bought last time is still there, right? It just so happens that my shoe sole is about to leak, do you see if you … "

"Get lost — I'll be waiting for you at school. Hurry up!" After saying that, he hung up! Did you see that!? This was the difference between a person and a person! I'll have to do some thinking some other day and try to trick those basketball shoes over.

After sending Xiao Yu'er to the entrance of the dormitory, the old lady who was guarding the door the night before had not changed shifts. When she saw that Xiao Yu'er had returned, she went up and asked in concern, "Is Xiao Yu'er better now?"

"Much better!" Xiao Yu'er smiled and said to the aunty, "Auntie, thank you."

I stood at the side. The old lady looked at me and narrowed her eyes as she said to Xiao Yu'er, "This is such good fortune. There aren't many boys who are as good as this anymore."

Xiao Yu'er sneaked a peek at me and said proudly, "Of course! "I have good eyes. Auntie, I'm going up."

"Quickly go and rest!"

Aunt and I watched Xiao Yu'er climb the stairs. This was the first time she smiled at me so amicably.

I didn't waste any time and went straight to dorm 66. Currently, the dorm room for 6 people has become a 66 room. Three of my five roommates went to look for a job while the other two hugged their girlfriends and rented a house outside. What a corruptible and luxurious noun.

Arriving at the door of the dormitory, I kicked the door open. 66, who was sitting on the bed, quickly pulled a quilt over my waist. I rushed to the computer screen and watched the scene. This brat was too exaggerated! He was actually flying.

66 When he saw me, he shouted, "You can't just knock on the door and come in. You scared my brother out of his wits."

"What are you afraid of?" I twisted my butt and sat on the table. "There aren't any beauties visiting you, so I don't have the time to bother with you. What are you afraid of?" Speak! "Why are you looking for me?"

"Of course there's something." 66 picks up his pants, turns off the computer player, and says to me whenever he picks up a piece of paper from the desktop, "There's a pen over there. Find one for yourself."

"What is it? Listening to the calligraphy piece? "

"Who would have the time to play with such childish things? Hurry up and find a pen, I was entrusted with this task. "

"What do you want to do first!" Who was the one who asked him to do this? What are you doing now?

66: "Don't worry about that for now. It'll only take a few minutes. It's a psychological test."

"You're really childish!" I don't want to say anything, since this brat still wants to play a psychological test!

"Can you stop talking nonsense? "You should cooperate with me in this psychological test, and then you can go wherever you want to go. No one will care if you f * ck off, but just scram as far away as you can!"

I wanted to smack 66 to death, get up and look for a pen. There was a knock on the door.

66 walked over bare-chested, disdainfully saying to me, "Look how polite he is. He's also a man. Why can't you learn from him …" Before he could finish, 66 the door opened.

The person outside the door slapped over and cursed loudly: "Who the fuck are you calling the lords? Am I a part of the old masters? "

66 ran back holding his head as he was beaten up, crying in grievance, "Who are these people!? I thought the guy next door borrowed my electric cup to boil instant noodles! Who did I offend today? "

Who else could be so bold as this except Sister Yue? When Sister Yue saw me here, she placed her bag on the side and asked, "Xiaofan, what are you doing here?"

"If you can come, can't I come? This is still a male dormitory! "

Sister Yue pulled a chair over and sat down on the side. Stupid man, who was sitting on the edge of his bed, shouted, "What are you dawdling for? It's not like I'm asking you to find a pen or something, is there a need to be so slow? "

I took a neutral pen back to the table and said impatiently, "If you dare to play with me, I'll beat you to death."

Sister Yue asked curiously, "What?" Do you want to write a indenture contract? "

F * ck, this woman just doesn't have the same thoughts as us!

Holding the notebook, he said, "Have a psychological test."

Hearing that, Sister Yue took out a cigarette and lit it up. She said with disdain, "Childish!"

"Hey!" "Don't even mention being childish, I've tried this test and found it to be very clever. If you don't believe me, you can look at the results later."

"Alright!" Sister Yue threatened, "If you don't, I'll beat you to death."

I also threatened, "If it's really that smart, then you've already spied on my secrets. I'll kill you as well."

66: "She died anyway. My grandmother said that if I don't give you this psychological test, she'll kill me when she comes back."

"Your grandmother?" Sister Yue curiously asked, "Your grandmother wants you to do a psychological test for the Xiaofan? Is your grandma full? "

66 Swallowing his saliva, he said, "My grandmother... Fang Xue. "

"I'm his grandfather!"

66. We were about to lose our minds from torture, and shouted loudly: "Now start the psychological examination, Xiaofan, you have to do as I say. On the account that I'm about to die, can you stop being shameless?"

"I stared at him." Sister Yue cheered from the side, "We must ensure that it is fair and true. Let's begin."

I pretended that it didn't matter and nodded. "Let's begin! I want to see what tricks you can pull. "

I don't believe that a psychological test can peer into a person's inner thoughts! It seemed like it was easier for girls to believe it, but not all girls believed it. People like Ouyang Yue and Cao Xiaoting did not necessarily believe it, but Zhang Yushi did! I'm not sure. Fang Xue's kind of girl who likes fantasies and has a calm personality seems to be more passionate.

When he was in middle school, he remembered that he would often read about this kind of psychological test in some books and magazines. Almost everyone would secretly take a psychological test when they read a book, as if they could really predict something.