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Looking at Zhang Yushi's childish face, I really couldn't resist. I couldn't explain it and said in a euphemistic tone, "Girl, what does a boy like? I can't make my own judgement on myself.

Zhang Yushi did not give up on this topic and urged: "Go ahead! Speak! I'll take you as an example. "

"I am a stage character …" He didn't lie at all. "She just came to school during her first year of university. She's just relying on her eyes to pick a girlfriend."

Zhang Yushi asked curiously: "What do you mean?"

I explained, "Of course it's to look for one! I don't know about that, but I soon found out that it was a stupid way to do it. "

Zhang Yushi pouted and nodded her head: "She is indeed very childish, focusing only on her looks, don't you know that dozens of years later, she will always be an old granny? Did pretty girls all have boyfriends? Therefore, you immediately surrender! "

"Holy sh * t!" "Am I that unattractive in your eyes? Even if I had a boyfriend, I could poach him. There were a lot of competitors, but I won in the end. It was only when they got along that they realized that the two of them weren't suitable for each other and ended up breaking up! "

Zhang Yushi nodded in agreement and said, "Let me tell you, there are no beautiful girls, there are only lazy girls. If they take it seriously, they are all beautiful girls."

"That's right!" I hate these cosmetics now, or I wouldn't have been 'tricked', so my girlfriend won't have to look for me when I'm older. "

"Then what do we use?" Zhang Yushi's personality became even better, and asked: "Could it be that you have a new high skill?"

"With my nose."

Zhang Yushi shouted loudly: "You can even see with your nose? "He's trying to trick me."

"Woman's Incense!" Do you know that woman's fragrance is the 'smell and sense of woman' that those ancient scholars thugs often talk about? "As I said that, I intentionally twitched my nose a few times, went closer to Zhang Yushi's body and said:" You are no exception, girls all have their own unique smell.

Zhang Yushi nodded as if she understood something, "I know, it's just perfume. The one I used was a brand of French."

"Sometimes when you pass a girl, you don't even notice her face, but you will be enchanted by her fragrance. That's how I lost to that girl."

Zhang Yushi laughed out loud: "That's fine too, looks like you have to put in effort when choosing perfume."

I shook my head. "It's just a feeling. It's very subtle."

Zhang Yushi was also in favor of it, "Boys also use Ancient Dragon Perfume, but I don't like it."

"Yes!" I shamelessly replied, "My stinky sweat tastes better."

Zhang Yushi ignored me again! Order: "Why did you break up again? Did she change her perfume? "

"She didn't change her perfume... Anyway, it was a breakup after that! " Actually, I just don't want to talk about those complicated breakups.

Zhang Yushi muttered: "It's weird that you can keep choosing girlfriends for so long."

"So I'm changing the routine now." He said confidently, "The method we used this time was very effective."

Zhang Yushi asked: "Another one? This time, you're going to use your ears? "

I slanted my eyes at her and said, "Are you clearly asking me to choose you? "I know your voice sounds good, and you're also a vocal musician. If you want me to choose you, you don't have to say that …"

Zhang Yushi waved her small fists, puffed her small mouth and said: "Don't be so talkative! Don't change the subject! What did you become this time? " I decisively replied, "Her temperament."

Zhang Yushi finally supported her and said: "That's right! A person's temperament cannot be imitated. Actually, it is said that temperament is innate. I feel that temperament can be developed in the future. "

"That's right! People like you are completely lacking in talent … "

Zhang Yushi stuffed the half-peeled apple into my mouth and said fiercely: "Shut your crow's beak. I'm a natural born beauty, and you actually lied to me … I will never forgive you! "

I chewed the apple and said in a slurred voice, "If you peel the apple for me every day, I'll definitely revise what I just said."

Zhang Yushi just ignored me and left me alone in the room. In less than a minute, Zhang Yushi returned and I shouted, "You don't have to peep so openly!"

Zhang Yushi smiled, and revealed her dimples: "Thank you, Oi!"

I sat up and asked curiously, "Thank me?" What for? Are you trying to seduce some handsome guy? "

Zhang Yushi replied: "That's not true, at our university reunion, you should at least make yourself more charming. After learning a thing or two from you, I've decided to go shopping tomorrow. "Do you have time? Let's go …"

Zhang Yushi is going shopping tomorrow, I know that it is very likely that I will be selected to accompany her. However, I really hate shopping. Before, I was always angry with my girlfriend because of shopping. I really don't understand. What is there to shop for? Although I hate it, I also know that if Zhang Yushi called me at my room's door in the morning and pretended to be cute, I would absolutely not refuse.

Right now, I just hope that Zhang Yushi will not knock on the door in the morning.

At one o'clock in the night, 66 called a window on QQ, and said excitedly: "Xiaofan, I have made a big discovery!"

TC: Which beauty did you find again? He threw a photo over.

66: How can you think of me like this? I'm at the bar right now, and I saw Huang Xianzhe and a woman drinking wine here.

Didn't Huang Xianzhe always chase after Zhang Yushi? Why did he go to the bar to pick up girls? He replied: "You must have seen wrongly."

66: I definitely won't make a mistake, it's that grandson. Do you want me to take a photo and send it to Zhang Yushi for him to see?

66: You're a man, too. How can you not understand? Sometimes the physical needs are more important. I'll take some pictures and keep them, and maybe you'll use them later.

I carefully analyzed 66 words, what he said was very logical, and that's the matter. If Huang Xianzhe couldn't get Zhang Yushi, he could probably find a Three Accompanied Miss to vent his anger, it seems like this fellow is really not a good person. After talking to 66 a little more, I started to do my work again. I believed that one day I would get what I wanted.

The next morning, Zhang Yushi had class, so she wanted to go shopping after class.

At three o'clock in the afternoon, Sister Yue called and said that she wanted to make a temporary patrol.

I was shocked and mumbled into the phone, "I'm a single man, why are you visiting me when you have nothing better to do?"

Sister Yue laughed, "I have something I need your help with!" I have a script at the internship office outside. I really can't make it up. So... I'm going to supervise you to finish writing it on the spot, then I'll send it to my boss using QQ. If he agrees, then I'll let you go.

I felt wronged and said, "I earned money from writing novels, so why should I earn money from writing novels for you? Can you promise me with your body? " Sister Yue said calmly, "If I had promised my body, would you have dared to take it?"

I decisively replied, "I don't dare."

Sister Yue did not want to be polite with me. She ordered, "You brat, quickly tell me your address. You must settle this quickly. If not, I will have my reward deducted."

I asked, "What script? How can you be sure I can write it? Don't do any poetry, I don't know it. "

Sister Yue said, "You seem to be very disgusted with poetry?"

ME: "Those poets, (only those who write modern poetry, not the white brothers! Brother Bai: Li Bai.) Of the ten people, nine of them are crazy, either they're lying in bed or they're jumping off a building. "

Sister Yue: "I'm not going to discuss whether you want to jump off a building or go to bed. What I asked you to write was an opening statement." Look, look! This bastard is still begging me for help, not paying attention to his tone at all. He's acting like a grandaunt!

I recovered, "Then come over here. shallow bay's 15th building, 1701."

Sister Yue hung up the phone. I didn't even know what kind of transportation she was using. She arrived in less than half an hour. I opened the door. Sister Yue looked at the clean living room and praised, "It's really good. It's really clean."

I didn't speak.

After Sister Yue entered my bedroom, she frowned and looked back at me, saying, "It seems like what I saw was an illusion."

I gloomily said, "You're late. If you came two days earlier, my room would have been very clean." Zhang Yushi had just cleaned up)

Sister Yue sat next to my computer, opened her own hard drive and said, "I'll transfer the data to you from my hard drive. You have to be fast. I've been dragging it out for days. They're demanding too much for me to handle. "

I pointed at Ouyang Yue's chest and said, "You can use this body of yours to take care of your superior."

Sister Yue didn't even look at me. She was busy transferring information from her hard drive. She casually said, "His wife is a secretary in his office. I don't have the chance to make a move."

"Then you should change your organization. With your understanding of men, you can control a large company."

Sister Yue: "Then let's see which company's CEO lacks a secretary."

"Don't harm those happy families. "Oh right, why are there so many men surrounding you?"

Sister Yue replied without hiding anything, "Because they are so lustful!"

I looked at her and saw that she was really pretty, with a maturity that was different from that of a college student, but her mental age was much older than her actual age. I said, "It's fortunate that I'm not interested in an old woman like you."

Sister Yue was completely enraged. She tugged at my ear and said, "If you dare to call me an old woman again, I'll give you a lesson." Ah? Xiaofan, what's wrong with your face? "Hurry up and write. After you're done, I'll treat you to a big meal tonight." "… … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … …"

"Deal!" You can go out to the living room and watch TV. If you look at me, I'll easily write my opening speech as a love letter for you. "

If it was any other time, Sister Yue would definitely not go out and would definitely ask me to write a letter for him to see. It seems that she was really worried today and left my bedroom so quickly.

I'm used to listening to music while I'm writing, and I bring ear microphone with me, so that I won't be disturbed by the outside world. This habit was formed when I was in junior high school, when I had to listen to songs while doing homework. His mother had said it many times, but she wouldn't change it. I don't think there's any need to change it.

After about an hour, I finished with my opening speech and removed the ear microphone s. Only then did I hear Zhang Yushi's voice from the living room, and when I pushed open the door to find that Huang Xianzhe was also there.

Sister Yue is really my idol, sitting on the sofa in a very dignified manner, unexpectedly discussing some stock market situation with Huang Xianzhe, looks like she's having a good time too!

Zhang Yushi interjected a few sentences at the side, while Huang Xianzhe spouted continuously. which makes me think of a book critic...

Seeing me come out, Sister Yue smiled apologetically at Huang Xianzhe, saying, "Xiaofan has finished writing the script, I will go in and take a look."

Huang Xianzhe stood up and said: "Go ahead."

If it's my first time seeing him, I would really think that Huang Xianzhe is a gentleman. Unfortunately, his acting skills could no longer fool me, a "hardcore fan".

After returning to the room, I asked Sister Yue, "How do you feel about that man?"

Sister Yue said in disdain, "You're just a pervert, you're always staring at my chest. How can Zhang Yushi be with such a person?"

I stared at Sister Yue's chest and asked, "Do you have beautiful breasts? Let me see if you want to lend it to me. "

"Scram!" Sister Yue scolded, "All you do is play around with it. Hurry up and let me take a look at the report."

I opened a Microsoft Word document and said, "This is the one. Take a look. I'll go out and meet that expert, tonight you have to help me torture Huang Xianzhe, just take it as you thanking me, you know what effect I want? "

Sister Yue said happily, "No problem, leave it to me."

I should fully believe those words. Men only use their lower body to think, they are completely unable to resist the temptation, adding on to Sister Yue, this kind of woman who has the aura of youth and maturity to combine together, she is extremely destructive to a pervert like Huang Xianzhe. I really hope that Zhang Yushi would clearly see what kind of person he is.