I seriously suspect that I misheard, but that voice echoes in my ears. What is this little girl trying to do? There's no such thing as torture.

"Hurry up!" The Xiao Yu'er opened the door to the fitting room a crack before stretching her head out. She smiled at me evilly and said, "Come in to take a look."

Seeing that I did not move, Xiao Yu'er pouted and said, "Hurry up, I'm going to catch a cold later."

I looked at the shop assistant blankly, then braced myself and walked into the fitting room. This time, I could see Xiao Yu'er in her undergarments with my own eyes and hope that I wouldn't have to spurt out a nosebleed on the spot.

The instant I entered the fitting room, Xiao Yu'er closed the door with a hand behind him. He looked at me with a proud expression and asked, "How was it? This white lace undergarment is pretty, right? "

I wiped my sweat and said regretfully, "I thought that you had already changed into a set of undergarments."

"You wish." Xiao Yu'er's expression was as mischievous as it could get, "You don't know! A girl's underwear could be tried on, but not underwear. How about Little Van? Do you think this is beautiful? "

I lowered my head to look at the Xiao Yu'er in front of me. There was a deep ravine between the twin peaks.

"Say it!" Xiao Yu'er kept on turning her slender waist towards the mirror to admire her perfect body. I swallowed my saliva and said, "Alright … "Beautiful …"

"Hee hee!" Xiao Yu'er opened up a crack in the door and pushed me on my back saying, "Wait for me outside. I want to buy this set. If I have the chance, I'll show it to you."

Show me again when I get a chance! But when would he have the chance? After strolling on the streets for over an hour, Xiao Yu'er took my arm with his right hand while holding a large cup of milk tea with his left hand, and suddenly asked me, "Little Van, do you like the Big Sister Zhang Yushi who lives next door, Ah?"

"How is this possible?" I confidently said, "We haven't known each other for long, so how could we fall in love so easily? We don't even know each other."

The Xiao Yu'er pouted and said: "But I suspect that you do like her. Big Sister Zhang Yushi is so beautiful, who wouldn't like her? I've also applied for her elective class, but she doesn't know me. "

"Your little brain will think."

"Nope!" Xiao Yu'er said in a very confident tone: "All women are very sensitive, this is called sixth sense, do you know that?"

"In my eyes, you're still a little girl, you're not a woman at all. Too small, too small."

Xiao Yu'er let go of my arm and quickly walked to the front of me to block my path.

I looked up and down, instinctively, and then my eyes landed on her chest. It didn't look small at all. He swallowed his saliva and said, "Alright! You're not young, you've grown up. "

Xiao Yu'er pouted. "I'm already twenty years old on my birthday again, and you still call me little."

"Xiaofan …" A familiar voice came from a shop on the Walking Street. At the same time, Xiao Yu'er and I turned around and saw Ouyang Yue walking out with a pair of high heels that were 10 centimeters tall. Ouyang Yue laughed mischievously when she saw me standing together with Xiao Yu'er.

"Don't spout nonsense!" I explained to Sister Yue, "This is my sister."

Xiao Yu'er smiled as she walked to my side and hugged my left arm.

"She's really my little sister. Her name is Xiao Yu'er … Eh! It's because I'm used to it, that's how I've always called her ever since I was young. This little guy here is my classmate — — Ouyang Yue, call me Sister Yue. "

"Hello, Sister Yue." Xiao Yu'er maintained her sweet smile at all times.

Ouyang Yue also smiled and replied: "Hello Xiao Yu'er, are you shopping?"

"That's right!" Xiao Yu'er asked: Do you want to go shopping with us?

"No, you guys can play. I'm in a hurry to meet a client, Xiaofan will have a meal together another day, I have to leave first."

"Die!" Ouyang Yue waved her hand at Xiao Yu'er and said: "Goodbye Xiao Yu'er."

After Ouyang Yue left, Xiao Yu'er began to interrogate me again, "Little Van, this Ouyang Yue has a good relationship with you, right?"

"Not bad!" How did you know? "

Xiao Yu'er displayed her girl's sensitivity once again as she confidently said: "Because when people say 'Let's eat together another day', you say 'I'll treat you to a meal' very shamelessly. If their relationship was not good, they would not joke like this, Little Van! I found you as attractive to girls as you were when you were a child. "

"Why didn't I notice it?"

"That's because you're stupid! Oh, what time is it? I should go back to school, there's another form class at five in the afternoon! "

After sending Xiao Yu'er to school, I sent a message on my phone. It was from Sister Yue, who unrestrainedly criticized me: Xiaofan, you are too inhumane, I clearly saw that the Xiao Yu'er was holding a box of 'Gold-wrapped Silver' in her hands. You are accompanying me in buying underwear, but you still didn't admit that she is your girlfriend, how can I let a little girl like you endure this? If I, Xiao Yu'er, do not give you face on the spot, I will turn around and leave … That's not right! I'm going to slap you on the spot before I leave.

I instantly became speechless. After being together with Xiao Yu'er twice, I was seen by Cao Xiaoting and Ouyang Yue respectively. These two people both thought that Xiao Yu'er was my current girlfriend! Who should I go and explain it to? It's all my fault that Xiao Yu'er and I were so intimate? But we didn't think too much about it! This was how she came here when she was young.

Back at his home, Zhang Yushi was playing the piano. Luckily the soundproofing in the building was good, otherwise, the people around him would have been angered. Seeing me walk in, Zhang Yushi squinted his eyes and said, "Xiaofan, I'm hungry."

Me: "I'm hungry too. Want to cook?"

Zhang Yushi said pitifully, "I've finished the last bag of milk in the fridge, so I'm still hungry. "Without any dishes at all, are we going to eat nothing?"

I decided not to change my shoes and said, "Let's go. I'll bring you out to eat."

Zhang Yushi stood up from the piano and said: "Wait until I go in and change, is it cold outside?"

ME: "The sky in Kunming can't freeze me to death. My home belongs to Inner Mongolia, so I'm not far from the Mohe River."

Zhang Yushi: "So much nonsense, cold or not."

TC: "Not cold!"

Zhang Yushi got up and walked into the bedroom. Five minutes later, Zhang Yushi came out wearing a pair of jeans, with a white t-shirt covering her body. Her long hair fell naturally on her back. I just realized that this girl went in to change her clothes and didn't close the door. She really doesn't worry, completely ignoring that I've always been a pervert too … She was a pervert now.

I looked at Zhang Yushi with a little surprise and asked, "You are wearing this … Go out? "

Zhang Yushi "righteously" said, "You don't sound cold."

I...

Downstairs, I asked Zhang Yushi, "What do you want to eat?"

I said, "I usually eat instant noodles the most."

Zhang Yushi: "I hate it, I'm not joking around. Is there anything delicious around here?"

I said, "Go around this street and onto a main road. When you reach the end of the road and turn a corner, there will be a food street. I usually go there to roam the streets. The end of the food street is a food stall."

Zhang Yushi was suddenly interested and said excitedly, "Then let's go over there. "Do you need a car?"

"Just walking past is enough, I'll just take a walk. It might be a little far. "

"Then let's take a ride. I'm starving."

"It's not that much of an exaggeration. Should I buy you another bag of milk?"

"Alright, let's drink another pack."

After getting into the taxi, they arrived at the snack bar in the blink of an eye. Zhang Yushi was like a bird that was released from its cage, everything was fresh, she grabbed my arm and said while shaking it: "Look, what's that? It's round, and it's even tied up. It's so big. "

I glanced at it and sighed. "Little girl, stop making such a fuss over nothing. This thing is called 'Hairy Egg'. It was the egg that unfortunately died when it turned into a chicken and was roasted to eat."

Zhang Yushi pouted, disappointed. "So pitiful, forget it! Let's go ahead and take a look. "AHH!" "What's a burden?"

"Is it Chengdu? I don't know. "

Zhang Yushi asked me: "Do you want to buy one for a taste? It seems to be very delicious."

I said, "Then buy it."

Zhang Yushi walked over excitedly, "Boss, give me a large bowl of noodles." didn't know which stall she went to to, but after I paid the money, I realized that Zhang Yushi was holding onto a dozen barbecue skewers. Zhang Yushi, who thought that she had picked up a cheap one, happily said: "The barbecue here is really good, the taste is really good. Is there anything delicious about the barbecue at the front?"

"There's a food stall at the end of the street. I usually buy some food here and then go to the food stall to eat fried seafood."

Zhang Yushi said, "Then let's go too." With that, Zhang Yushi threw a large bag of skewers at me and went to search through the stall again. I really regret bringing her here. I already have so many things on my hands, I really don't know how much she wants to buy. A typical eye with a large belly. I don't believe she's all-powerful.

I walked down a snack street with four or five plastic bags in my hands. Chengdu bakery noodles, Tujia sauce cakes, Brazilian kebab skewers, Dali cold mixed snacks, Dai family grilled fish slices …

As he stood at the entrance of the food stall, Zhang Yushi turned his head and looked at me with wide eyes as he asked in shock, "When did you buy so much food? "Can you finish it?"

I stood there in a daze. I believed that my mouth would definitely open so wide that an egg could be stuffed inside. I explained, "Girl, you bought all these things … I haven't chosen any of them yet. "

Zhang Yushi walked over and looked through the bags one by one. After being confirmed, she secretly placed his hand on her lips and whispered: "Hehe, I didn't do it on purpose, but you have to be quiet, or else the surrounding people will hear. I am so embarrassed. "Look at all the food, do you think we still need to go to the roadside stall?"

This girl only knew to consider her own image after buying everything … I also thought that there was no need for us to eat at the roadside stall, so I said to Zhang Yushi: "There's no need, let's go home to eat." This guy was really cute and silly at times.

Zhang Yushi: "Alright! Let's turn around. "

Zhang Yushi, who was walking in front, suddenly turned around and looked at me with teary eyes, making me confused.

I curiously asked, "Little girl, what's wrong?"

Zhang Yushi's watery eyes could tear up at any time, and she said aggrievedly: "My wallet is gone."