Chapter 219 - 205

Boy, my numbering of chapters is messily random. I'll be doing some editing to all chapters after a while but for now lets have fun. Fun is good for the heart and happiness changes your face. I've delayed the character analysis chapters. They'll appear in volume two. You know, when Theresa goes to school , the real plot will begin and we'll get a sneak peek on our ML. But as for whether you'll recognize him...hehe it's all up to you.

Now lets do a trial.

How does our ML look?

A. Fat and ugly.

B. slim but average.

C. slim, s.e.xily handsome.

Well, even I am unsure. No more dallying. Let's cook before playing * wink*

30 minutes later,

The trio held the wash basins, one hand at waist. They exhaled heavily with tired eyes.

"My that was quite tough in there" Lan lamented, struggling to stand. Find authorized novels in , faster updates, better experience, Please click /book/chase-and-love_13545349206254405/205_50830546938422569 for visiting.

"This is the first time i experienced this. But it's fun. Let's do it again." said Li Hua.

"No...no more. I'm done. I wonder how to fly back home. Sigh" Zhang Mei said tiredly

"Oh right, we haven't paid our bills yet or let's rather say, your bill big sister"Lan reminded Zhang Mei.

"I know. The bill's on me. Argh, I'm so tired" Zhang Mei complained. "And my belly is this big too. How annoying!"

"Just take it as an experience of a lifetime and the moral lesson is : don't eat too much. Though we're learning it the hard way hehe" Li Hua added.

After waiting another five minutes, they could finally leave the bathroom.

They met staff and guests who stared at them weirdly but didn't care. They headed to the counter to pay up their bill.

"Ma'am, your bill is 16,400 yuan with discount. Thanks for patronage." said the female cashier.

"Hmph! pretender! Think I didn't see your pissed face while we feasted on your low-grade food? You gave me quite a shock. I demand a compensation and hospital money" a shameless Lan spoke unhappily.

"Lan, enough. Let's go now" Li Hua chided

"Consider yourself very lucky" Lan snorted and walked away with the other to following her.

Outside the restaurant, they parted ways, one party headed left and the other right.

Meanwhile at the Guinea hospital where our baby Yao has restored everything back to normal, Ling and his parents were pampering mother and daughter with joy. Occasionally, Ling would taunt Yao telepathically but she pretended no to care. Who knew there'd be a big storm up ahead? Three days later, mother and daughter were certified ready and were discharged.

Reaching home, Ling threw a grand party, many were invited including their neighbors whether they were well-off or not. The party lasted till 11 pm. At that time, mother and daughter had retired early to sleep.

A slightly tipsy Ling came into the matrimonial room and saw baby Yao seated in a meditative pose and shook his head. He made her lie properly and headed to the bathroom.

30 minutes later, Ling came out smelling really good with towel on his waist and another little one on his head.

"Ahh, so happy"he muttered but baby Yao finally spoke.

"Bad daddy, what do you think you are doing? You are indecent in front of an innocent baby" she complained.

"Baby Yao I thought you didn't wanna speak to me heh? You say I'm indecent, what about you who's looking at a half nude man without shame? Tell me who's more shameless?" Ling questioned, a teasing smile found its way to his lips.

"I'm gonna sleep and don't you dare change clothes in front of me or dream of kissing me goodnight" she warned.

"I heard. I'm not even interested. Only my wife and your mom deserves the stuff you stated." Ling spoke heartlessly and baby Yao hmphed.

"Like I care. Stupid dad"she rebutted before turning to face the other way.

Ling smirked and headed to the changing room. He came out 5 minutes later wearing purple pajamas. He walked over to baby Yao's crib and saw that she was asleep.

"Hehe, my beautiful Yao, don't break the hearts of men alright? Look at you, so beautiful. Let Daddy kiss you" he bent his body to kiss her when a shield appeared around her and she opened her eyes.

"Stupid dad" she said and went back to sleep. Ling shook his head in resignation and sat on the bed, put out the lights, kissed his wife Vanessa before going to sleep.

Noticing that her dad was now asleep Yao opened her eyes again and sat up to cultivate. She only gets time to sleep during the day but night is the time to train her powers.

The next day, Vanessa was b.r.e.a.s.t-feeding baby Yao while patting her gently. Ling sang a song for Yao and she only concentrated on sleeping before falling asleep.

"Oho, my princess has finished eating. It's my turn now" Ling shamelessly said.

"Shame on you, hubby. You're so greedy" Vanessa pouted.

"What? When I tried those peaches, there wasn't even any water in it. But Yao Yao gets to eat till she's full" said Ling.

"Oh, so what did you eat as a baby?" Vanessa asked.

"I ate yam, soaked bread, liquid biscuits and cold water"

"Your mom did great but she could use some improvements. She should feed you fried chicken laps from day one" Vanessa rolled her eyes.

"How can you be so uncaring?" Ling feigned being hurt.

"We're both evil. You took my v.i.r.g.i.nity in a savage way. I couldn't walk for a week"

"But I heard news of you beating up a hoodlum the next day and you were the one who locked your legs around my waist urging me to go harder. You even put aphrodisiac in my wine that night. Now you're complaining" Ling pretended to be sad.

"Seriously, you two are saying such stuff in front of an innocent baby like me?"Yao thought unhappily and began to cry.

WAHHHHHH WAHHHHHH

At once, Vanessa handed baby Yao to Ling.

"Let me go prepare some food, you pamper her to sleep after all she's what you put in me." Vanessa shamelessly said before leaving.

"You...weren't you the one who caged my s.p.e.r.m?" Ling was puzzled as to how to handle this situation. He had not much experience on handling crying babies. Hats off to his mom.

"Yao, you did this on purpose?" he telepathically asked her.

"Yeah! Next time don't forget I'm very mature for my age." Yao warned.

"Then do you know what s.p.e.r.m is or how babies are born?"Ling teased.

"Of course"

"Ahem...Ahem" Ling coughed.

"It starts with kissing and ends with penetrating. That's the visible part. The invisible part is where one lucky s.p.e.r.m fertilize mummy's big egg and then...boom! a baby has arrived. This is according to the inherited memories of mine" explained Yao indifferently but Ling's face was red.

"Why's your face red? Are you sick? If yes, just put me down. I don't wanna contract any disease from you" Yao spoke quickly.

To be honest, Ling knew he'd have to educate Yao about s.e.x at some point but he planned to do it slowly at six till she turned 15. But what was his? He knew she didn't even understand what she said but it was already in her memories at 0 months then if she became a year old...

He wanted to tease her but he ended up dropping the rock he raised at his own foot. How ironic! What should he do now?

"Yao...your memories, do they come to you very fast?"he asked.

"No, I forced this one open. What's wrong?" she asked.

"Err...nothing. Next time don't force inherited memories to open. Promise me you'll do it only when you are 15" Ling sought to correct his mistakes.

"I plan on doing so at 18." Yao said.

"Then that's great. Keep it up" Ling felt his raging heart calm down.

"Then Dad, let's play a game" she suggested.

"Ok" he would do anything to get her mind off such topic.

"Let's do riddles" she said happily.

"I'm bad at that" Ling confessed.

"That's why I called you stupid. All you can do is wear a nice suit and sit on money" Yao's words were like an arrow that pierced Ling's heart.

"You..."

"Bleh! playing games with you would just lower my intelligence"

"You..." Ling was at a loss for words. What kind of baby did he father? She's too smart!

"K.O" Yao muttered before yawning and going to sleep for real.

"....?"

Ling also wanted to sleep too. It seems the days ahead would be tough. He suddenly wanted to be like his wife-ignorance they say, is bliss.

Beijing, China.

Lan and Li Hua finally returned home, dead tired and sat on their beds.

"Hello, pretty ladies. Recall me?"

"Eh? who's here?"

"Show yourself!"

"I know you two are powerful but I am not scared of you two. I'm here to harness the evil dwelling in you"

The door opened and a man came in.