Chapter 1096

What's the experience of eating with big people?

It can't help but remind people of Buffett's dinner auction. After the auction, they have to hype wildly to try to earn back the expensive expenses.

Boss Zhou has been telling himself in his heart,

he is facing the old way,

he is the wretched old man who likes to touch the crotch to comfort the big girl,

but psychological suggestion will not have effect at any time,

the man in front of him is different from the old way, especially the temperament similar to the noble one It's really hard for the person sitting opposite to it to keep calm.

"But it's a matter of luck. There's a sword hanging on his head. It's really boring these days."

The last generation sighed,

took out a plate of steamed bread and other side dishes from under the table.

This is not the way of eating rougamo or roast duck. It's quite a combination of the two.

"The whole one?"

The last generation took out a bun and handed it to Zhou Ze.

"It's reasonable to say that our predecessors have no way to plant trees, and we don't expect our predecessors to plant trees, and we don't have the life to be shaded;

but we can't stand the digging of our predecessors. It's still a big pit, and we pay attention to it;

if we can't jump, we will be void and go into the pit;

it's not so easy to jump in the past, tut Tut.

It's strange that we were born too late, he was born too early, this pit was dug early, and there's really no way to take it. "

last time is like old friends meet and make complaints about it.

"As I said, the contemporary people want to do the contemporary things, and the contemporary people are the modern demons. One by one, you turn into a person who has long gone. Why do you draw rules for future generations to live?

Do you really think that you are a saint, and you can see through thousands of miles?

Ah,

it is estimated that

is the itch of the hand,

the invincibility of the present age is not good, but also want to draw a Tao, and then compare it with others, for fear that we don't know that he is the same. "

In the last generation, he put meat in the bun, opened his mouth and took a big bite in a very inconspicuous way,

some hair was bitten into his lips,

he also pulled it out with his hand,

he chewed it while venting his dissatisfaction,

his voice was still very loud.

Maybe the leather bag and temperament are really good, so the food looks not ugly at all, but free and easy.

In the end,

this is really a world of looking at the face,

even if you are the prince of the government,

beauty is also an important part.

Take the wine bowl,

the last generation took a sip of wine, smashed it, smashed it, and continued:

"but it's already done, and there's no way. We can only cross the sea and jump the pit first.

In fact, I didn't think of any way in my early years.

Therefore,

it's really uninteresting that this mansion should be taken.

Why can I live for two thousand years when I am such an excellent person?

I can live three thousand years, four thousand years, five thousand years. I can live this age into another ancient time!

So, at that time, it didn't matter. At the thought of my sudden death, I didn't feel like doing anything.

Simply indulge in playing, feeling landscape.

Who knows... "

The last generation took another big bite of rougamo, and continued to talk while biting. Who knows that some food scraps flew out? The last generation immediately covered his mouth, nodded awkwardly to apologize,

and then devoted himself to eating the food in this mouth,

took another big bite of wine,

then continued:

"who knows who came across that later Bodhisattva, haha, I laughed at that time.

You know what? Those baldheads

Oh no, Amitabha, I'm guilty and guilty;

people have blocked our swords, so I have to call them eminent monks.

Those Buddhists could not get the knife. They are so young. It's not their turn to get the knife.

I'm more unlucky.

It wasn't long before the good days passed. The fathers and grandparents of the previous generation enjoyed, loved and enjoyed themselves, and enjoyed themselves when they were free and unrestrained.

It doesn't make sense, do you?

I'm such an excellent person,

I really hate it,

I hate why I was born in the Lord's family of the laborer,

even if I don't want to be the Lord,

I don't want to be the successor,With Lao Tzu's talent,

as long as you give Lao Tzu time,

on that Mount Tai,

will change my seat after all.

At that time, I love to call it Taishan, Taishan, Huashan and Wudang Mountain back!

Where do I need to hold back so much?

I have to add so many years of life directly to it.

I really thank my eight generations of ancestors! "

The last generation put the wine bowl on the table,

refers to the mouth of the bowl,

just like a general in command,

said:

"pour wine!"

The little monkey immediately lifted the wine jar again and poured the wine carefully.

The last generation reached out and touched the little monkey's head,

the little monkey smiled shyly,

there were little stars in both eyes.

Zhou Ze made up the little monkey's brain into the image of the "housekeeper". He also found it interesting.

"But there's no way. Who let me be unlucky and born to be the prince of the mansion?

Alas,

fortunately,

that Bodhisattva is really sending coals in the snow and rain in time.

Who goes to hell if he doesn't?

He's smart. He's smart enough, but he can't do it. Sometimes, he can't do anything. Let's just say that we are the people who have been stared at by a sword. Can this sense of urgency be the same?

People have been foolishly dreaming of becoming immortals. We all hate this fairy board. "

The last generation took a drink,

it seemed that

had been lonely for too long,

it was not easy to find someone to talk to, so it was a great pleasure to talk to oneself:

"this is what we have to do;

whether we can go through this situation depends on our luck and whether we can plan things for others.

When he comes, let's hide;

if he can find it, let's hide and see whose luck is better.

If there's no reason for me and him,

it's no use for him to grow old.

I'm sorry, but I almost got you involved. Brother, I'd better call you brother. Although I should call you big brother according to seniority,

but I don't think you like to hear the name of "big brother"; brother,

I also grew up listening to your story. Now, in a word, I'm also your fan, fan brother, right, fan brother.

But brother, you were so careless in those days. If you didn't stop at the beginning,

since hell is going to change, it will change earlier.

if it changes,

Why do we feel so bad now?

Anyway, sooner or later, it's a knife. It's better to get it sooner or later.

Elder brother, you will not fall down either;

hey,

maybe my ancestor, zongzi, will come out and have a fight with elder brother.

Oh, yes,

if you slap the old man to death,

it seems that he doesn't have me? "

The last generation squinted and shook his head,

"it's too complicated to make sense of."

"Haha, I'm not worried about this Bodhisattva. Although I always thought I was a wise man, there are many who are not too stupid.

Do you really need to see the blood at least seven or eight times before cutting down the Xuanyuan sword?

We're all mixed up like this. We can't get to the first row in the execution court, can we?

Those bastards are not all like that Wangcai. They can do that step. That step is put in front of us, and we are too lazy to go.

I'm not myself. Is it still alive?

Those people are not stupid, but they are not very smart. They must not be forced to jump off the wall at last;

so, you should be careful.

My life is light, but it's safe.

It's enough to have a piece of meat and a piece of bread when you come back from leisure.

when you can wait for that day,

when the knife comes down,

let's watch carefully and see if we can avoid it

After finishing the last generation,

subconsciously put his left hand on his crotch,

pinched it,

then pretended to be still and put his finger on the tip of his nose to smell.

Well,

found a familiar feeling.

However,

is not too damaging.

After all, goddesses also need to shit, and men need to hold hands when they boo;Ninety nine percent of the boys pretended to do similar actions in public places, after all, sometimes it's really uncomfortable that the muzzle of the gun is jammed.

"Elder brother, you eat and take a bite. Don't worry. Before cooking, I've cleaned my hands. Moreover, there's no clean and unclean saying for us

The last generation reached out and pointed to the meat and BUN placed in front of Zhou Ze.

Boss Zhou subconsciously swallowed saliva,

the meat,

it's real fragrance;

plus,

it's the thing that the prince of the government cooks himself,

even if it's a dream, at least the taste can't be fake.

When Zhou Ze picked up the chopsticks and

was preparing to lower the sheath,

suddenly,

the strength in his body that had not been moving before began to recover,

while he was not paying attention,

controlled his body directly.

"Fuck!"

This incident caught Zhou Ze off guard.

When listening to other people's nonsense before, you are too lazy to listen, and you can't hide to let me suffer the other party's nagging.

When you really want to start eating,

will you come out and grab your body?

"Tie Han, don't go too far!"

Cried Zhou Ze in his heart.

If it's an ordinary dish, it's a real one.

But God knows when the next time we can have this kind of dream,

and what if someone changes to play the piano or flute and doesn't cook?

However,

yinggou ignored Zhou Ze's resistance directly,

after controlling the body,

took the bowl first,

took a sip.

"Well Wine........ "

The last generation "ha ha" laughed and rolled up his sleeve, revealing a fresh scar inside, which was still covered with blood stains.

"I know you have a choice."

"Well Meat... "

The last generation pulled open his chest clothes, left chest position and a bloody scar.

The hand that wins hook, put on mo.

"Well Steamed bread

The last generation laughs without speaking.

Under the pavilion,

the mountain is lofty,

the hillside of Mount Tai is located,

there are several pieces missing,

they look like a bun.