Chapter 49

"Well, am I wrong?"

The dwarf old man tilted his head,

"Tao Xing has retreated again, ouch."

The old dwarf took out a cigarette and smoked it on his own. He was very sad.

Zhou Zeping regained his mood for a while. He couldn't say, how much sense do you have?

"Senior, I'm here to ask about the ghost business."

"Ghost?" The old dwarf frowned. "I said that you, a young man, have nothing to do to ask the ghost what to do. Those people are not so friendly. You have to hide from them when you meet them.

You have a physical body and can survive. This is a great chance. Steal the joy from yourself. "

The old man said very incomprehensibly.

Zhou Ze frowned slightly. The old man in front of him could not see that he was a ghost?

Although he was a temporary worker, he was not a half bucket of water in terms of the old man's previous deduction, but he could not find his ghost identity at all.

Does this mean that little Lori does take herself as a temporary worker. In addition to a so-called "hell gate", she has other important things that she doesn't give herself at all?

Xu Qinglang once said that Laurie came and went in a hurry. She didn't really want to take over the shift. She just had something to do, so she became a free young man for the time being.

As for the reason of being a young man, it's also very simple. Don't you value that you won't make trouble on your own initiative, and you won't make trouble for her when you are in charge of the class?

But this identity must be mastered by Zhou Ze. Once his life has been destroyed. This life, he must hold it completely in his hand, and the identity of ghost difference is the best talisman, so that he will not become a black household in panic all the time.

Zhou Ze opened his hand to the old man and let the sign show in front of him.

The old man's face immediately congealed, and then his breathing slowed down for a moment. At the same time, his eyes were "walking" for a while, and then he suddenly realized: "I see, that girl with a long tongue has pulled you out of the contemporary class."

The old dwarf carried his hands on his back and circled around the mound. It seemed that he was thinking about something. Zhou Ze didn't disturb him.

Finally, the old man asked again, "what do you want to do when you ask me about my ghost job?"

"For the harmony of hell, for the peace of the sun, and for the better contribution of their own strength."

"Oh." The old man shook his head and nodded, "Hey, I know what you want to do. You want to replace that girl with a long tongue?"

Zhou Ze didn't refute,

no refutation means default.

"It's not that there's no way, and it's very simple." The old dwarf said to himself, "I'll tell you for all the gifts you've brought me tonight."

"All ears."

"In the Confucian temple, there are all saints. When the saints are on the temple, they walk on the way of the world. When the ghost goes to the bridge of Naihe, the saints have a clear eye.

Do you think that's the reason? "

"Yes." Zhou Ze nodded.

"The long tongue girl gives you this key, which is equivalent to giving you half an identity, but she can take it away at any time." The old dwarf said to himself, "but as long as you enter the Confucian temple, I pray for the saints myself, and then you make a statement in front of the saints, make a promise, and show your determination.

That is to say, the beautiful words you said before are more beautiful. As long as one of the saints nods, your identity will be regarded as a reality.

But there is one thing to avoid. Saints are so bright and aware of everything. Once you have evil thoughts in mind or do something extraordinary in the future, you will be punished not only by the laws and regulations of the Yin division, but also by the wrath of saints! "

The old dwarf looked serious.

"That's it?" Zhou Ze asked.

"How difficult." The old dwarf sighed, "if you want to get the favor of the sage and give you identity, it can only be a way, a way to give it a try."

Zhou Ze nodded and said, "let's try."

The old dwarf went to the gate of the Confucian temple and blew a breath towards it. There was a "click" sound behind the gate. It should be that the bolt of the red wood gate fell.

"Let's go in first, and say in front of the saint. Next, I will arrange it for you."

Zhou Ze stretched out his hand to open the door, looked at the old dwarf around him, and saw that the other side was standing still. He said strangely:

"don't you come in with me, old master?"

"See, I'm just a running dog under the seat of sage. How dare I wander around in front of sage? You have half an official body, but let's go in."

Zhou Ze hesitated for a moment, but he stepped in.

The old man closed his hands gently and the wooden door closed again.

"Speak well to the sage!"

Later, the old man took out another cigarette and bit it in his mouth. Without lighting it, the cigarette burned itself directly.

After smoking a cigarette, the old man smiled, took off his Gong and drum, and knocked hard!There was only one crisp sound,

the old man hung his voice and shouted:

"it's dry and dry. Be careful of the fire!"

Next,

there is another Gong:

"it's dry and dry. Be careful of the fire!"

The old man is beating gongs, singing and dancing at the gate of the Confucian temple. It's a bit like a big God dancing in the northeast.

He was a little man, and he jumped more charmingly.

"Boy, you should continue to talk with the saint and express your attitude. I will help you to reach heaven!"

The old dwarf shouted at the Confucian temple.

"Well, I'm working hard."

Zhou Ze's voice came from behind the wall.

"It's not hard, it's not hard. You can bring me more cigarettes and come to see me from time to time. I don't have any descendants, and I've cut off the incense and flattery. It's hard to smoke a cigarette now.

There is no lack of food and drink in the Confucian temple, but I dare not touch the things in front of the sage master. "

The old dwarf "hahaha" laughed,

and then continued to play his Gong happily.

"It's dry and dry. Be careful of the fire!"

"Bang!" Gong!

"It's dry and dry. Be careful of the fire!"

"Bang!" The Gong rings.

At the same time, the old dwarf's mallet wrapped in white cloth began to be soaked with blood.

At first,

the color of blood was just a little bit, but with the Gong beating again and again, the color of blood began to spread.

At the end of the day,

the old dwarf can knock out a large amount of plasma every time he knocks, printing and dyeing his clothes, making his original naive image and some ferocious!

"It's dry, small! Heart! Fire! Candle! "

"Bang!"

At the last gong sound,

the old dwarf directly threw the red gongs and drums in his hands into the Confucian temple. At the same time, he raised his voice and shouted:

"the saint opened his eyes and accepted the Dharma!"

After shouting the last voice,

if the old man is shocked, his body will become more blurred than before, or even slightly lax.

But he still laughed wildly and shouted at it:

"are you comfortable now?"

"Uncomfortable."

Zhou Ze's voice came from behind the wall.

"I'm not comfortable. I'll teach you today. What is impermanence? It's hard to know!

The heart is separated from the belly, let alone a ghost!

I'm willing to ask the sage to kill you, even if I'm willing to spare a couple of talents to serve you! "

"Me and you Have a grudge? "

The sound of Zhou Ze on the other side of the wall came with a thick incomprehension.

"Revenge? Of course! " The old dwarf was in a trance for a while, but he continued to shout: "I will not be reborn, reincarnated, or born!"!

Day and night to accompany the Confucian temple and serve the ancestors,

Yes,

just to save some virtue for the future generations!

I've been in trouble for a long time, so I have to stay here. I just want to have a good command of incense and fire!

But a year ago, my last generation of heirs, single heirs, were gone!

What's the point of you making me serve as a grandson? "

The old dwarf cried out,

"is it interesting to accompany these clay figurines every day?

Ha ha ha, God has eyes. That day, I just glanced at you and lent you a cigarette to smoke.

I didn't see anything at all.

today, I just asked me to make a good calculation and go to your Liuwei Dihuang pill!

You let me figure out that you and my last generation of children are inseparable!

This is why you made it. You will take this fruit today!

I'm willing to exchange the merits of 60 years' service for your courage and soul.

you're worth it! You don't lose! "

"That descendant of yours died on the operating table?" Asked Zhou Ze behind the wall.

"No, not on the operating table. He died in a car accident."

The old dwarf wiped his tears. Although his figure was blurred a lot, his tears seemed to have red spots.

"I didn't drive in my last life."

Zhou Ze also wanted to say that he was killed by a car in his last life.

"That drunk bastard, he should have died, and yangshou should have died, but you just saved him on the operating table and forced him to live for half a month!

In the end, he arrived at the right time. He died in a car accident, but it also affected my lovely great great great grandson, who also left in the car accident.You say,

is this your cause and effect?

Is this your sin!

Is this your debt! "

"Your brain circuit is so powerful." Zhou Ze exclaimed.

From the excitement of revenge, the old dwarf, who slowly recovered his peace, suddenly found a very strange thing. He was supposed to have broken his armour and asked a saint in the Confucian temple to open his eyes.

According to the consistent urination of those clay saints, they are too lazy to die. As long as there are ghosts in front of their eyes, even genuine ghost errands can be killed together. What's more, they are not genuine Zhou Ze?

At present, shouldn't Zhou Ze, under the eyes of saints, suffer great pain when his soul is broken and drifting away?

How to respond with a relaxed tone?

This is not right,

this is not right!

"How can you be ok? How can you be OK!"

The dwarf old man suddenly yelled,

he has ruined the merit of a servant!

Zhou Ze came out from behind the other side of the wall and looked at the old dwarf.

The temple of the Confucian temple is surrounded by a rectangular wall. Zhou Ze was standing outside the wall on the other side when he was talking, so when the dwarf old man stood at the front door, it sounded like Zhou Ze was standing in the temple talking back to himself.

If the dwarf old man is shocked, he can't believe to look at Zhou Ze who appears outside the Confucian temple

Zhou Ze nuzzled at the back and said:

"you've been in this unit for so long,

don't know if you can go through the back door here?"