Chapter 31： Who the **** moved Lao Tzu's tree?

In the eyes of a thousand readers, there are a thousand Hamlets.

Li Daniu has always thought that this is nonsense, but now after going through the film world, Li Daniu has a different understanding of this sentence.

So far, although the system has not clearly stated how these movie worlds that Li Daniu traveled through exist, but undoubtedly, in Li Daniu's view, these worlds are all real. Everyone in the movie world, even a passer-by who has nothing to do with the plot, also has a personal spiritual world.

"Yi Tian Tu Long Ji: The Demon Sect Leader", this is a movie adapted from Jin Dada's masterpiece. Although the original book has millions of words or even tens of millions of words compared to modern online novels, it is still It doesn't take more than an hour to fully summarize.

Even if this movie actually involves only about half of the plot of the original book.

So adapting this kind of thing is essential.

In Li Daniu's view, this film world should be the screenwriter, or the story of Yitian Tulong in the eyes of director Wang Sanri.

In this movie, the fireworker Tuo Jueyuan monk is no longer that silly and cute Shaolin monk, nor is he Zhang Sanfeng's master. It is a mentally ill monk who got a chance by chance and learned the long-lost Jiuyang magic skill of Shaolin Temple.

Fireworker Toutuo was humiliated in Shaolin Temple, so after learning the Nine Suns, he immediately started his revenge. In the movie, Zhang Sanfeng said that Fireworker Toutuo injured more than 30 masters in Shaolin Temple. Block, and then feel invincible.

At this time, Zhang Sanfeng is recognized as the number one master in the world.

Therefore, Fireworker Toutuo came to Zhang Sanfeng for a martial arts competition, but naturally he failed. The reason why the fireman Toutuo in this movie is said to be crazy is because after he lost the martial arts competition, he jumped off the cliff inexplicably. Do you think you are stupid? No one in this world can fight except Zhang Sanfeng You, you ran to jump off the cliff, are you sick?

Although Li Daniu has been lamenting that this Fireworker Toutuo has a problem with his head, he is very glad that Fireworker Toutuo jumped off the cliff at this time, because he got this chance of adventure before Zhang Wuji.

In the original movie, the reason why Huogong Toutuo was arranged to jump off the cliff was to pave the way for an adventure for Zhang Wuji when he grew up.

At this time, this opportunity was placed in front of Li Daniu.

"To jump or not to jump?"

Standing on the cliff, Li Daniu looked down cautiously, seeing that the depth was bottomless, and he felt his legs start to tremble.

"So high? I don't know why Zhang Wuji and Xiao Zhao didn't fall to their deaths."

In the movie, Zhou Zhiruo seduces Zhang Wuji, and after Zhang Wuji takes the bait, Song Qingshu runs out with a group of dog legs and makes fun of Zhang Wuji with Zhou Zhiruo. Then because they insulted Zhang Wuji's parents in words, a fight broke out.

Xiao Zhao, who was wearing shackles, just came to Wudang School to look for Yitian Sword at this time, and wanted to cut off the shackles on his body. When he saw Zhang Wuji who was being bullied by Wudang School, he felt aggrieved.

In this movie, Xiao Zhao is still the little maid of Mingjiao, so her kung fu is definitely not high, while Zhang Wuji is because of the cold poison in her body, so she has no kung fu at all.

One doesn't know martial arts, and the other doesn't have high martial arts. Facing Song Qingshu and Zhou Zhiruo, the heirs of the Wudang and Emei schools, they are naturally invincible, let alone a group of Song Qingshu's dog legs?

After being forced to jump off the cliff, Zhang Wuji and Xiao Zhao met Fireworker Toutuo who lived in seclusion for many years at the bottom of the cliff. Zhang Wuji then started the adventure mode.

Li Daniu remembered that the reason why Zhang Wuji and Xiao Zhao survived jumping off the cliff was because the trees and vines under the cliff eased the impact of his two falls.

But Li Daniu didn't dare to jump, the bottomless cliff, not to mention the unreliable trees and vines below, no one would dare to jump even with the air cushions of the modern fire brigade.

What's more, Li Daniu can't guarantee that he will be able to get his adventure smoothly from the hands of Fireworker Toutuo.

In the movie, when Fireworker Toutuo saw Zhang Wuji and Xiao Zhao, the first thing he said was that he hadn't eaten human flesh for a long time.

Such a pervert, Li Daniu can't guarantee that he won't be eaten by him.

"Did you just miss it?"

Li Daniu was very unwilling, found a gentle place to lie down, and began to think carefully about the operability of this matter.

The cliff is not difficult, if you think about it, you can still go down. The real difficulty is how to get Qiyu from Huogong Toutuo.

This is not like doing a task in a game. If you fail, it is a big deal to do it again, or just give up, but life-threatening may occur at any time.

It should be eight years later that Zhang Wuji met Huogong Toutuo, and the contest between Zhang Sanfeng and Huogong Toutuo took place before that time, that is to say, Huogong Toutuo was already waiting for Li Daniu at the bottom of the cliff at this time.

However, how can we get the achievement of adventure from the hands of Huogong Toutuo?

Li Daniu couldn't think of an effective method, and Li Daniu couldn't wait, because Senior Brother Cao cut off Li Daniu's way of learning martial arts. He wanted to find the jade pendant that Song Qingshu dropped in the remaining two months. possible. In other words, in this movie, Li Daniu can only get the popular Wudang Changquan and the method of finding the sense of aura. Even if he finds out the sense of aura through this, what is the use?

It's not that Li Daniu didn't expect to find the Dao boy who was familiar with him, and beg for favors, but after much deliberation, his relationship with Dao boy was just acquaintance, and he might not be willing to help him. Moreover, Dao Tong's master is Mo Shenggu, who ranks seventh among the second-generation disciples of the Wudang School, and brother Cao's master is Song Yuanqiao, the first of the second-generation disciples of the Wudang School. Can the disciple of the seventh leader have face at the top?

Think too much!

Anyway, when looking for Yupei, there is no need to work. Li Daniu started his own way of knotting. Before thinking of a way, Li Daniu felt that he had to make preparations first. Otherwise, even if he thought of a way, you would not be able to go down. time?

Knotting a rope is not difficult, the hard part is not knowing how long the rope should be tied.

Li Daniu circled around the cliff a few times, looking for the place as close as possible to the bottom of the cliff, and then searched for all the ropes he could, and even went to look for Senior Brother Cao, told some lies, and took some ropes from him. To the rope of a part of the utility room.

But this is still not enough, Li Daniu tied the stone and threw it down, without any feeling of being low.

So Li Daniu began to cut grass and weave ropes. Speaking of which, Li Daniu saw this trick from a CCTV program. At that time, he thought it was fresh and it was not difficult. It was nothing more than weaving with hay, just like braiding. , and then the process of bolding.

During the seven days, Li Daniu, in addition to practicing boxing and looking for the sense of energy every day, weaved a long rope of more than 200 meters, and adding some that he had searched before, the total length reached more than 300 meters. But even so, it still couldn't reach the bottom.

How deep is this **** thing? Zhang Wuji only knows how to do the crop handle twice, and he hasn't practiced the slightest internal strength. How did he survive the fall?

The job without hope is the most unmotivating. Li Daniu also slowed down because of his own thoughts and the progress of finding a sense of aura. Although every time I breathe in and out, I feel more and more clear about the air valve in the dantian, but I still can't open it, so I can't find the sense of air.

"Grass!"

With a loud sound, Li Daniu decided to go down first to see how far he was from the bottom of the cliff, so that he could know in his mind.

Finding a thicker tree trunk, Li Daniu tied the rope to it, tied a few more knots, tied the other end of the rope around his waist, and began to climb down with a feeling of death. .

It is said that he vowed to die, but in fact Li Daniu is not worried that the rope will suddenly break. Li Daniu has tied a stone of nearly a hundred catties to the rope before and threw it down for testing. The rope is strong and ruthless. The only uncomfortable thing is that the experiment is completed After that, when the rope was pulled up, it was fatal.

The cliffs are not flat. Li Daniu went down for a while, then found a place where he could stand and rest for a while. Because this kind of climbing is really exhausting, if it wasn't for Li Daniu's daily labor and boxing practice for more than a month, with his otaku physique, it would be impossible to persevere.

From early in the morning, until the sun was rising, Li Daniu finally used up all the ropes. When he looked down, he could clearly see the green tree tops at the bottom of the cliff. By visual inspection, it was about the size of a ten-story building. High, thirty or forty meters is too strong.

"It's just right, don't worry, you will reach the bottom of the cliff all at once, and you will hit the fire worker Toutuo directly." Li Daniu was glad that he had tried it, otherwise, if he went straight down to the bottom of the cliff, he happened to meet the crazy fire worker Toutuo. If I was completely unprepared, wouldn't it be close to death?

Li Daniu's physical strength is almost exhausted at this time. Thinking of a place where he passed a rest when he fell just now, he gritted his teeth and climbed up about ten meters, lying there to recover his physical strength. It was so powerful, the feeling of being hollowed out made Li Daniu fall asleep unknowingly.

"boom!"

A loud noise woke up Li Daniu.

"I'm stupid." After waking up, Li Daniu realized that he had fallen asleep on the cliff. Although he was **** with a rope, he couldn't die like this. Fortunately, Li Daniu found that he was sleeping very soundly. Unlike usual in bed, I can sleep from the head to the end of the bed.

"Just now... what was the noise?"

Li Daniu was on the cliff right now, and he couldn't see the top, so if there was a sound, it could only be the sound from below. Li Daniu looked down, UU reading www.uukanshu. com may be too high, did not find the slightest change.

"Could it be that Fireworker Toutuo is practicing?"

Li Daniu really couldn't figure out what made the noise, and even began to wonder if the loud noise just now was his own illusion.

"Forget it, don't care, let's go up."

Li Daniu, who felt that his physical strength had almost recovered, was about to start his rock climbing road, but when he pulled the rope, he found something was wrong.

"Why don't you feel strenuous?" Li Daniu didn't think that his skill increased greatly after sleeping, and he could pull the tree that fixed the rope. Taking a closer look, besides the rope I was holding, there was a very familiar rope hanging beside it.

"what's the situation?"

Li Daniu, who didn't turn his head around, subconsciously grabbed the other rope with one hand, and pulled hard with both hands at the same time.

Then, the rope was pulled down by him.

Li Daniu stared dumbfounded at the rope being pulled down, and fell directly to the bottom of the cliff.

"I'm stupid." Li Daniu, who did not give up, exerted all his strength and pulled the rope up for more than two hundred meters. When he could hardly let go of the rope where he stood, he finally stopped.

At this time, how could Li Daniu not understand that the loud noise just now was not an auditory hallucination at all, but that the tree trunk he fixed the rope fell to the bottom of the cliff.

Li Daniu looked up at the sky, although there were many places to stand on this cliff, but without the help of ropes, it was impossible to climb up.

"Who the **** moved my tree?"

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