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He had just been kissed by the pig, and the pig seemed to enjoy the process. Although he did not understand the pig's conversation with the old man, he could see that the pig was exceptionally affectionate to him, and he guessed that he would be mercilessly 'crazy family' from now on. Thinking of this, Lin Zheng wanted to vomit again. He raised his hand with all his might, wanting to wipe away the imprint of the pig's lips on his forehead, or more accurately, to wipe away the pig's saliva on his forehead. The old man noticed Lin Zheng's thoughts and quickly reached out to wipe away the pig's saliva on his forehead.

In fact, old man Shawangpo felt a little foolish. He thought Lin Zheng was still a young child, but he looked a little older. He looked like a young man. If he was at the age of a young child, he would probably stutter a little. The old man was a bit confused. Could it be that Lin Zheng came from the inner continent? If it was a road from the inner continent, then a mere child like him would not be able to reach this place?

According to what he knew, there were several languages on this planet that he had never heard, but one thing was certain: everyone had learned a language, they called it "Hongwen." Hongwen was the most widely spoken language on this planet, and it could be said that everyone spoke Hongwen, and it was also a few languages. This was a language that came from a foreign language, and there were rumours that millions of years ago, there had been more than one foreign cultivator on this planet, and they had taken root here and lived on this planet, but they had their own language.

Judging from Lin Zheng's language, the two languages he spoke were not "Hongwen". The words of old man Shawangpo and the words of the Pig Spirit are all "Hongwen". Could it be that Lin is a foreign cultivator? The old man wondered.

While old man Shawampoo was puzzled, the spirit of the pig ran in after cleaning up outside. The spirit of the pig had a broken left hind leg, but it had four hooves, so it could still use the other three legs to run. For it, walking was not too much of a problem. The spirit of the pig ran in, imitating the appearance of a human, using its front legs to support the bed. With a flip, it climbed onto the bed and lay down beside Lin Zheng once again. Lin Zheng saw it coming up again and felt an indescribable awkwardness. He helplessly looked at Uncle Xiao as his face revealed a pitiful expression. His eyes were filled with hope and he even shouted, "Please, please throw this pig out of bed." Although Uncle Xiao couldn't understand what Lin Zheng was saying, he could see the meaning in Lin Zheng's eyes. He walked over to the bed and grabbed the boar spirit's large ears. He tried to pull the boar spirit away from the bed. The spirit pig cried out in pain as it stretched out its front hooves to pluck the old man's hand.

"Come down, come down, I have something to say to you?" The old man hurriedly shouted as he saw that the ghoul was resisting.

"Let go, let go, don't think that just because you're big you can bully someone you're responsible for. I don't want to use any spells. If you don't let go, don't blame me for being rude, old man." The spirit of the pig was extremely anxious and furious. It thought that the old man wanted to steal its treasure.

"Move a little, let me take a look." The old man didn't seem to be afraid as he was purposefully provoking the boar spirit.

"Geezer, don't force me. I don't want to hurt you." After all, the Spirit Pig did not use any spells to truly beat someone. He did not know what would happen if he were to use his Dharmic powers to beat someone.

"Come, come, come. I won't even hide. Little piglet, come. Let me have a look." The old man seemed very sure that he was purposely trying to agitate the spirit of the pig.

The spirit did not want to hurt the old man, so it tried to shrink the green gas as much as possible. In the end, the green gas circled in its mouth but did not shoot out.

"Peng", the pig spirit couldn't help but to let out a loud fart. The roof was filled with the stench of fart, and Lin Zheng was the first one to suffer. The stench made him roll his eyes. The old man and the pig spirit saw this scene at the same time, and before the old man could exert any more strength, the pig spirit had already jumped off the bed.

"Old man, let's go out and train." I don't believe that your pig immortal is that evil. I can't cure you, just like how I used to. " The spirit of the pig refused to accept the failure of the first round of greening. Seeing Lin Zheng roll his eyes, it was a little afraid of farting its precious baby, so it jumped off the bed and ran outside. The old man saw that Lin Zheng was rolling his eyes. He grabbed a piece of cloth and placed it on Lin Zheng's nose, then turned around and followed him out.

Lin Zheng had no idea what was going on outside, but he was certain that the pig had suffered a loss. Because he heard the constant fart outside and the old man's angry curses, "You dead pig, you fart bug, you're so smelly, let me beat your butt into eight pieces!" The Pig Spirit did not show any signs of weakness. It was clear that his spell could not be cast any further. "Old man, you old brat. I'm not done with you." Immediately after, someone fell heavily onto the ground. "Pa, pa, pa …" The sound never stopped, followed by the sound of a pig, it was obvious that the pig had been beaten up. The sound lasted for a long time, and then it died down. It was obvious from the sound that the old man had won. Even though Lin Zheng could not hear what they were saying, he could guess from the pig's cry that the old man should have beaten the pig up.

Soon after, there was a loud noise coming from outside the house. Many villagers who heard the pig barks came over to watch the scene, followed by a wave of scolding. There were men and women who seemed to be reprimanding the pig spirit. At first, they could hear the pig refuting, but gradually, they could no longer hear the pig's voice. After a long time, the villagers gradually dispersed, the sound of the recounting completely disappeared, and the outside of the house once again descended into silence.

The Pig Spirit suffered a huge loss. Not only was it beaten up by Shao Wangpo, but it was also surrounded by many villagers, so it couldn't avoid a war of words. However, in the end, it still couldn't beat those villagers, so it could only lower its head and silently wait for the villagers to leave. At this moment, all the villagers had dispersed. It limped back to the west room, its buttocks flushing red. It was obvious that the old man had slapped it, and the old man had followed it inside. This time, the pig didn't climb onto the bed and stood by the side. However, its eyes were still shining when it looked at Lin Zheng. Lin Zheng was finally relieved. No matter what, the pig wasn't going to bed.

The day here seemed to be very long, Lin Zheng estimated the time, about 36 hours, so in this period of time, Lin Zheng could not avoid having to relieve himself, he could not get out of bed, but also could not resolve himself in bed. He opened his mouth to call the old man, but the pig was the first to run in, Lin Zheng was speechless. He pointed to his lower body, which the spirit of the pig did not understand. Lowering his head, he moved closer and lifted the blanket covering Lin Zheng. Seeing this, Lin Zheng felt his face turn red, and he scolded in anger, "Scram!"

The spirit of the pig did not understand what he meant and tried to move its hooves, but the old man saw something was amiss. He pushed the spirit of the pig aside and picked up Lin Zheng from the bed. Lin was on the verge of tears. He was already twenty-eight years old, soon to be twenty-nine years old, and yet he still needed someone to hold him while he peed. This was too much for him to bear. There was nothing he could do about it. The old man's hand was very powerful and very large. He couldn't break free, so he could only release it. However, when he was almost done, a pig head stuck out to look at him. Lin Zheng's face was flushed red. If he could move, he would not hesitate to give this pig a kick. The old man was behind Lin Zheng. He did not see Lin Zheng's expression, but the spirit of the pig did.

"Old man, is he going to defecate? Look at his face! Is he choking on feces?" the Pig Spirit tentatively asked old man Shawangpo.

"Really? Then I'll try again." The old man did not carry Lin Zheng back, but instead kept Lin Zheng's legs apart.

Lin Zheng didn't understand what they were talking about, but it was obvious to him that he wanted to poop. Even more infuriating was that from time to time, the pig would poke its head in front of Lin Zheng to check if he was pooping. Lin Zheng's face was getting redder and redder. He was starting to turn purple. He tried his best to point at the pig and squeezed out a few words, "Perverted pig, scram."

The old man was shocked by Lin Zheng's voice, and then he saw Lin Zheng pointing at the pig. Although he couldn't understand what Lin Zheng was saying, he immediately understood. He stopped pooping, picked up the wood and was about to return to the west room when the pig ran into the house and crawled beside Lin Zheng's bed to sleep. From time to time, it rolled its eyes and looked at Lin Zheng.

In one morning, Lin Zheng was given a total of three piss and one poop. The morning was particularly long, but that was not the main thing. Every time Lin was given a piss or poop, the hateful pig would look over at Lin Zheng. Lin Zheng felt a bit awkward, he always felt that this pig was abnormal.

At noon, old man Shawangpo made a boiled egg for Lin Zheng, and also peeled the eggshell for Lin Zheng, then brought it to him in a large bowl. Lin Zheng was really a little hungry. He could have eaten something, but this trip to this planet had consumed too much energy, and just a mouthful of water was not enough to completely solve his problem. Thus, he decided to eat something. The bowl was large, more like a foot-wash basin. That egg was also ridiculously big, it was just a big white watermelon. Lin Zheng was stunned looking at this thing, what kind of egg was this, he didn't really understand, could it be a Dreadful Dragon Egg, but when he thought about the old man's 20 feet tall figure, he also felt relieved. Lin was gesturing to the old man to give him a pair of chopsticks, but the chopsticks were up, like two rolling pins. Lin Zheng could not use them at all. The old man looked at Lin Zheng as he smiled. The pig spirit beside him laughed heartily with its mouth wide open. Saliva splattered everywhere as it rubbed its front hooves against its belly. Lin Zheng rolled his eyes at the pig and did not say anything. He grabbed a pair of chopsticks with both hands and pushed the egg to one side of his mouth. He held it down with one hand while he scooped up a piece of egg and stuffed it into his mouth with the other. Seeing that Lin was about to eat, the old man stopped standing by the bed. He grabbed the pig spirit's ear and dragged it out of the west room.

Just like this, before Lin Zheng's injuries healed, a pig and an old man began working as a nanny. Obviously, they were both incompetent nannies.