Chapter 319

Name:I'm A Baller Author:Short'nin' Bread
Wang Ergou picked up a hoe and rushed to the village.

In front of the village, there are a lot of ferocious and domineering mounts on the small square where copper coins, silver coins and gold coins are drying.

The mount has eight limbs, waving two giant AOS, two big eyes, very branched.

The soldiers are majestic, holding a magic object with various pictures on the left hand and a board full of small squares in the right hand. They press a few times from time to time to make a terrible sound of crackling.

On the back of the largest mount was a middle-aged fat man, with two maids behind him, one rubbing his shoulders and the other feeding wine.

Wang Ergou was angry when he saw it.

Why should we wait for the Oracle, but you can enjoy it?!

then the fat man saw the soldiers expel all the villagers. He raised his eyelids and raised his voice. "I am Wang Jianhao, the Minister of Taxation of the maritime department under the Empire. The Royal Highness is coming, and the whole country is celebrating. We must give up 70% of the harvest this year to celebrate the royal highness of the princess."

As soon as this speech came out, the bottom was in a daze.

Wang Yunxi, the village head, bravely asked, "my Lord, why does the ocean department come to collect taxes on the mountain?"

Wang Jianhao was so arrogant that he snorted: "IQ tax! According to the head

Erya angrily asked: "hum! What if you don't

Wang Jianhao looked at Erya, sneered and waved: "come on! Pull down the autograph, send her to be the anchor

Erya cried and cried for a struggle, but finally, the soldiers who had great strength, called out "finish the work quickly" and "Grass Mud Horse" were forced to press their fingerprints on a contract.

“biu!”

Suddenly a kitchen knife came from the air and gouged out Wang Jianhao's neck.

The kitchen knife was as fast as lightning, but in mid air, it was smashed by a pair of pliers with a swing of the big Ao.

Wang Jianhao's expression did not change. He glanced at Daya who threw out the kitchen knife and waved again.

"To attack the Lord of the Empire! Take it and send her to meiwai to be a model

"Dare you

Er Ya's father roared and rushed up. His magic power made the soldiers turn upside down.

However, Wang Jianhao just recited two incantations, and a word of "water" suddenly fell from the sky, and he set Erya's father in place.

"Beyond my ability!"

Disdain cold hum, dead fat man pondered for a moment, finally made the judgment.

"It's a terrible crime to hurt the navy of our marine department! Well He will be sent to the starting point, and he will be punished to write online articles! "

A large family was captured in succession, and the villagers were beaten hard and trembled with fear.

Although I don't know what terrible punishment is for the anchor, model and writing online, I know that it must be extremely terrible if I think about it.

Wang Jianhao glanced at the trembling villagers and laughed wildly.

"I see who dares not to hand it in!"

Wang Ergou was so angry that he planned to kill the dog officer and kill the people.

However, at this moment, suddenly, a Swertia head rat men out of the queue, kneel down in front of the array, desperately kowtow.

"My Lord, my Lord, my Lord!"

The water army was about to take the man down, but Wang Jianhao waved his hand: "let him say it."

The man looked up, staring at a pair of blood red eyes, crying.

"My Lord, we, the grassroots in the mountains, are stupid and stupid. We have worked hard to grow a piece of crops. We only have three or five hundred copper plates, which is not enough for a family. How many chews do you have to take? That man is different

The red eyed man suddenly pointed his finger at Wang Er Gou in the crowd, gnashing his teeth and shouting hysterically.

"At ordinary times, he didn't try hard at all, but all the crops grew out of gold! You only need to take him back to the city and present it to the princess, and you will have a steady stream of gold. It's not better than collecting a few coppers from us? "

Wang Yun, the village head, beat his chest with joy.

"Ah! How can you live in the same village and be a farmer? If two dogs are pulled away, you can't plant gold. Why be that villain! "

The man's eyes grew more and more red, and without any shame, he raised his arms and cried out.

"Why can we only grow copper, and two dogs can easily grow gold?

He asked him not to say, but just said some nonsense that he should study hard, asked him to give him a gold coin to taste, and then looked at people with that kind of eyes

Anyway, I haven't liked him for a long time!

If one or two dogs die, we will have more acres of farmland. Even if we can't grow gold, it's good to collect more copper. Do you think that's right? "

"Yes

Some villagers suddenly realized that they came forward one after another to testify: "my Lord, two dogs do grow gold!"

"Every day I hide in the grass and stare at him. He often breaks the rules and reads some driving mantras."

"Yes, yes, there is a big tree called piracy on the top of the mountain. I often hide in it and peek at it. When I find something wrong, I will pick one and taste it. It's not right!"Wang Ergou was suddenly stabbed on his back. He was so angry that he spat out a mouthful of boiling blood. He was autistic.

"What a miracle?"

Wang Jianhao was overjoyed and waved.

"Come on, take that boy down for me! Be careful, don't hurt him

Wang Er Gou raised his arm and tried to lock people. However, he found that he could not lift his arm at all, so he was very disappointed.

"Dog!"

Erya saw the miserable situation of two dogs. She cried bitterly and struggled hard. However, she was slapped on her head by the soldiers beside her with weapons. The blood flowed from her forehead and fainted.

Wang Er Gou's canthus were about to crack. He fixed his eyes on the soldier and swore: "rat, I will kill you!"

The soldier laughs wildly: "grandfather line does not change name, sit not change surname, surname Zhu, name Ji Ke, wait for you to kill!"

……

The flower fields were destroyed and the crops were harvested. Wang Ergou and others were taken into prison cars and separated from the mountain village at noon.

Usually that terrible black fog, in the face of a group of eight clawed monsters, but like fear in general, shrink to one side.

There seemed to be something about to move in the dark fog, emitting a terrible smell.

Wang Jianhao did not panic at all, but bowed his hands.

"My Department of Oceanography has inherited the imperial princess's imperial edict, and I have never lacked your sacrifice. Let's retreat!"

After a while, a rustling sound faded away, and the road became quiet.

Erya's father was shocked: "is offering so useful?"

Wang Jianhao disdained to look back: "do you think everyone is qualified to offer sacrifices to gods and beasts? You pariah, a leek, work hard and save your purse

Wang Ergou ignored others, gently wiped the bloodstain on her forehead for Erya, looked at it carefully for a moment, and took a breath of air.

"It's not a big problem. The wound has healed and there are only three white lines left."

Erya opened her blue eyes and asked affectionately, "dog, when will you have a baby with me?"

"Hum!"

Big Ya snorted coldly, don't look too far, out of sight, out of mind.

……

The giant beast's Mount looked clumsy, but in fact it was extremely fast and unrestrained. It was just a kind of magical Kung Fu that it rushed into a big city.

Wang Ergou was very curious about what the capital looked like. He tried to widen his eyes, but he couldn't see anything clearly.

I just feel like a dream. There is light everywhere.

After a while, a grand palace appeared.

The palace is built on the mountain. On the top of the mountain stands a statue. Its head is hidden in the clouds. It is not clear what it looks like.

I don't know why, the closer we are to the statue, the more restless the two dogs are. There is a kind of emotion gushing out.

However, after entering the palace, the emotion disappeared quickly and was replaced by a dazzling novelty.

At the door to meet everyone is one after another of the beautiful clothes.

Food and fruit, which are all kinds of aroma, run around.

A bunch of finger sized elves are cleaning up behind their hips.

The disordered animals are singing disorderly songs.

Wine fountain has been gushing to the ceiling, on the top of the people wantonly flowing, but not dripping.

There was no throne in the palace. In the center of the palace stood a huge mirror.

Facing the mirror, Wang Ergou and others did not see themselves, but saw a girl walking slowly.

Wearing a crown, wearing colorful clouds, black hair such as waterfalls, eyes as bright as stars.

Wang Er Gou is a little absent-minded.

Crab God, your followers suddenly want to have children

, "welcome your royal highness!"

Wang Jianhao fell to his knees and yelled wildly.

"Get up!"

Princess highness stopped in front of the mirror and looked curiously through the mirror to look at the four people who were in custody.

"Are they criminals?"

"Well, the other three are. That young man is a present for you Princess

looks very interested.

"What would he do?"

"He can grow gold easily!"

The princess laughed: "I'm rich and I don't lack gold Well, just stay here to relieve my boredom. "

"No way!"

At the same time, Daya and Erya objected: "give the two dogs back to us!"

The princess glanced at them, and suddenly said, "I don't like them. Go and give them to the broken down people in the city to be wives. Don't let them appear in front of me again."

Hearing such a match, Daya Erya looks white. She doesn't know where she comes from. She suddenly breaks free and rushes out of the palace.

The soldiers were beaten to pieces and watched two little girls come out of the encirclement.

"Dog, you wait for me, and I'll get you out of here!"

In the distance came a bloody oath, and Wang Er Gou was stunned.

Two, you are so good, why don't you just take me away now?!Do you know that you are defeated by the princess?

Time flies. In the blink of an eye, it will be half a year later.

Wang Er dog did not know what strange things had happened. In a word, he became a Prince Consort rather baffling, and was about to marry his royal highness.

"Dog, dog, look, is this wedding dress beautiful?"

Wang Er Gou raised his eyes and said lazily, "good looking..."

At this time, Wang Er Gou was quite different from that when he came.

Weight inflation to 300 Jin, wearing gold and silver, lying on a gorgeous bed, clothes to reach out, meals to open mouth, expansion is not necessary.

The princess was suddenly embarrassed: "when the wedding is over, we can pass on your blood..."

Wang Er Gou raised his head and looked down at it. Sadly, he only saw a big belly.

"Ah! I'll have to work hard for you. I'm powerless... "

"It doesn't matter. I can do it!"

The princess nodded happily, looking forward to it. When the atmosphere of

is warm, a dumpling comes into the door, and a piece of openings of the dumpling skin opens. "Great things are not good, Princess highness!" All the empires nearby have declared war on us

Princess Royal highs up: what?!

"The legend of the emperor's son-in-law has spread all over the world. They come to rob him! Moreover, the anchor rebels and model rebels led by Daya and Erya are approaching the Royal City rapidly Princess

's Royal Highness was calm and murderous.

"Order general Gong to lead the army to fight the rebellion! As for the criminals It's just in time for me to catch them all! "

"Well, why do you need it?"

Wang Er Gou turned over and sat up with a sigh of sadness.

"Such a beauty and disaster like me will bring you endless troubles and make you have no peace. It's better to give me to the rebels and let me die in their hands."

"No peace?"

Princess highness looked suspiciously at Wang Er dog and frowned.

After a while, he suddenly asked, "do you think the palace is too cold and quiet, and you like people to be busy?"

"Ah!"

Wang Ergou was stunned and laughed: "I'm all right, I'm all right..."

"Not good!"

Princess highness threw away the wedding dress, and the appearance of BIU appeared in battle armor, carrying a golden big hammer.

"You can only be my own. In the past, you should let go of the past, and no one is allowed to touch it in the future! Dare to touch, leg discount

Two dogs shrunk their necks and argued in a low voice: "I planted half of the Treasury..."

"How much you plant will be counted for you! I want only your people, not your coins! "

Well, I can't talk.

Wang Ergou lies back lazily and holds up the empty glass. A wisp of wine drops from the ceiling and fills the glass.

Two glasses of wine to drink slightly drunk, outside the rumbling fight.

Wang Er Gou sighed sadly.

Oh!

Why am I so useless?

Shouldn't be?

I am clearly a descendant of the brave, with the blood of the sun

How do you always feel oppressed?

"Because in reality, you are too aggressive and aggressive, so in a dream, you are more willing to be lazy and watch how everything happens."

Who?!

Wang Er Gou was startled and bounced like a ball.

"Come back to the mountain."

Who are you?!

The voice disappeared, but a strong call rose from the heart of two dogs.

Well, then go and have a look?

Step by step, I came to the back mountain and climbed hundreds of stairs. In front of me, there was a towering statue.

Looking up, he couldn't see the waist of the statue. But somehow, Wang Er Gou felt that the statue was looking down at himself.

There is a door at the foot of the statue. With one bite of teeth, Wang Er Gou steps into the inside of the statue.

Boom!

In an instant, Wang Er Gou's soul was pulled away and soared upward. In a twinkling of an eye, he came to the head of the statue, overlooking the strange land from a very wonderful perspective.

In the south, the women's army led by Daya Erya is fighting with the navy of the ocean department.

In the East, there are four banners, Ling, MI, gang and Dai. The four gods and generals are constantly attacking and attacking. In the places where they pass, there are people falling down and others rebelling, and they are all in a mess.

It's black, it's going to the West.

In the middle part of the country, there are numerous forces of all sizes, surrounded by a piece of flower field, which is full of dog's brain.

Look carefully, those flower fields are not just Wang Er Gou planted at will?!

In the north, the two armies are facing each other.

Princess highness carries the exaggerated golden hammer. The general opposite is a young man with a claw and a long red hair, floating in the air, like a burning flame."Who are you?"

"White horse and silver gun, Lin Pingzhi!"

Wang Yinyin seems to feel funny.

What's missing?!

Two dogs suddenly looked up at the sky.

The Star River is brilliant, there are several virtual shadows, floating and sinking in the starlight.

Just as he was about to make a careful distinction, there was a sudden sound of the big Lu bell.

"Since I don't want to participate, I don't want to do the next dream!"

"Leave you!"

A roar brought Wang Yan back to reality.

Whoosh!

Suddenly he turned over and sat up. Wang Dashao gasped for a long time, and suddenly burst into uncontrollable laughter.

Ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Breaking a dream is really NIMA's funny!

In the [Note 1] of the card, it is clearly written -

[there will be a heterosexual who will be pulled into the dream on that day, and your two consciousness will jointly interfere with and correct the dream]

however, what is the matter?!

A total of at least 7 heterosexuals in the dream!

Wang Yan couldn't even tell who was pulled into the dream and who was just the projection of consciousness.

What a mess!

So strictly speaking, this is not my dream at all, but their common dream?!

No wonder, my brother is in a muddle and plays soy sauce all the time

But I don't know what the true face of the dream is from their point of view?

Wang Yan was so curious that he asked a thousand and one questions in his head. He wanted to find out who he was.

Er Ya is Na Wu, didn't run away, but did she have in the dream?! Princess

is very much like He Miaomiao, but not quite right... Faint!

Lin Weiwei Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Wang Yan laughs so much that he immediately picks up his mobile phone and sends her a wechat.

"White! horse! Silver! Guns! Forest! Ping! That's it

"SA! Waves! well! Yo! You! Most! Handsome

After the molestation, the mobile phone was thrown away, and Wang Yan fell into endless confusion again.

Broken dream was born under the joint action of everyone, so it must be revealed.

But what is it revealing?

How to understand it?!

Although Wang Er Gou has no sense of existence, it is the core of the whole dream.

This has something to do with Wang Dashao's inflated narcissism.

But the deep content, completely the refraction of everyone's subconscious, can actually keep the dream in general balance and logical.

That's amazing.

Amazing

Wang Dashao suddenly thought of his 300 kg "special form" and was dumbfounded.

"Forget it, I don't want to do so much. Let's see what kind of reward is strengthened!"

Turn your eyes to the system panel. There are a few lines of gold lettering floating on it.

[you seem to be incompetent, but actually it means that no one can understand you]

[in this rare dream, only your image is cast by everyone]

[you become a clay puppet, and the whole scene is strongly suppressed, even removed in advance, because your image is extremely intense in everyone's subconscious

[therefore, you get a special enhancement]

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