“That woman was really f̲u̲c̲k̲i̲n̲g̲ crazy. She went to your husband for a checkup and kept saying her delicate parts were in pain. I heard this from other nurses, that woman was really crazy. She lay on the bed and whenever your husband pressed any part, she would make a noise, that noise was really disgusting.”

Yisheng did not know why, but she was feeling a little angry.

“That would have been fine, but the problem was that the woman came back again in the afternoon to get another checkup from your husband. Even I was f̲u̲c̲k̲i̲n̲g̲ angry. What else could this be but outright seduction?”

“And what happened after?” Yisheng thought that with Song Anchen’s intelligence, how could he not know what that woman wanted to do? Could it be that he did not do anything and was very willing to take advantage of this?

“Haha,” Zhao Jixiang suddenly laughed, “Your husband has a talent for causing mischief. When he scolds people, he doesn’t use a single curse word.”

“Huh?”

“Your husband endured that woman’s sexual harassment and in the end, when giving the results of the consultation, he told that woman, ‘your symptoms are similar to gonorrhea because I’m not a specialist in this sort of diseases, you should make a trip down to a specialist in sexual diseases to get a proper diagnosis’. Your husband looked very professional and did not seem like he was trying to scare her. That woman was extremely shocked. Only your husband dares to scold people by using professional terms. If the hospital head knows, your husband would be done for. Your husband probably knew the consequences, but he had no hesitation when he did it. It’s obvious how much care your husband takes to separate himself from other women.”

Yisheng did not know what to say for a moment. All she could think about was Judy’s angry expression and she could not help but laugh. Song Anchen had a sharp tongue, suggesting that the other had a sexual disease and was unclean. Oh, he was truly brave for a doctor, not worried about ruining his career.

“Yisheng ah, your husband has done so much for you. You should at least reward him.”

“Uh… I don’t know what he wants,” She did not know what kind of reward she should give Song Anchen?

“You’re so silly. It’s almost time for him to end work. You can give him a call and ask him.”

“That’s true.”

Thus, Yisheng hung up and gave Song Anchen a call. The phone only rang once before Song Anchen picked up. His tone was quite surprised, not expecting that Yisheng would give him a call during mealtime.

“What’s the matter?” Song Anchen said.

“Um… What do you want to eat?” She was a little too embarrassed to say that this was a reward for him being so loyal. And if she suddenly gave him a call, it would seem too out of the blue. It happened to be mealtime, so she made use of that reason to ask.

“Hm, I want to eat the dish called Ye Yisheng.”

“…” Yisheng was speechless.

Song Anchen laughed, “Remember to heat up the dish, I like eating hot food.”

“…” Yisheng gave a cold harrumph, feeling embarrassed. Then, she heard Song Anchen say, “I’ll be home in half an hour.”

***

Song Anchen had only wanted to tease Yisheng. After he took his key and unlocked the door, he was still standing on the carpet at the entrance, his shoes still on when he saw Yisheng, who was doing hula-hoops. Song Anchen smiled and said, “Are you trying to lose weight?”

“I’m heating up the dish,” Yisheng rolled her eyes at him.

This was the first time Song Anchen was rendered speechless by Yisheng. Yisheng turned until her waist and her back were hurting before she stopped and wiped her sweat. She panted as she walked to Song Anchen, “I’m done heating up the dish.”

(T/N: Take note from here, there’s a double meaning to dish, the Chinese word here could both mean a completed dish (cooked already), or just vegetables, so you can replace the word dish with vegetable where appropriate, but I’ll just TL it as dish)

Song Anchen looked at Yisheng, who was sweaty and had turned red from the heat. He could not help but laugh, “I’ll need to wash the dish first, otherwise, I might get indigestion from eating it.”

Yisheng looked at Song Anchen angrily before rolling her eyes, “I’ll go and wash the dish.” After she said that, she ran to the bathroom to run the bath. She was still testing the water temperature when she saw Song Anchen remove his jacket. He was wearing his white button-up with two top buttons unbuttoned. He looked even more like a delicious meal, much better than Yisheng.

Song Anchen hugged Yisheng from the back, lowering his head to her neck. His lips were pressed to below her earlobe, biting it once in a while, using a seductive tone as he said, “Let me wash the dish.”

Yisheng’s whole body was hot before this, and after being seduced by Song Anchen like that, she felt even hotter. Her ears especially, were so hot that they felt like they were burning. She tried her best to remain calm as she said, “I’ll do it myself…”

She had yet to finish her sentence when Song Anchen started to unbutton her clothes. Yisheng anxiously said, “I haven’t washed the dish yet.”

“It’s fine,” Song Anchen moved his legs forward, causing Yisheng to lean forward. Song Anchen’s agile fingers stroked her back and he smiled charmingly, “I’ll eat as I wash the dish.”

“…”

Yisheng expressed that giving Song Anchen a gift was like sending a sheep into a tiger’s mouth, it wouldn’t live for long. Doing those things in the bathtub caused water to splash all over. The warm water surrounded their bodies and there was steam all around.

***

The problem came here. Yisheng was very troubled about why Song Anchen was using so much energy to ‘eat’ her yesterday. The reason turned out to be because he did not need to work the next day and could sleep in. However, she had to go to work. What a horrible man… Yisheng gritted her teeth and climbed out of bed, but was pulled back into the sheets by Song Anchen. He hugged her and refused to let her go.

“I need to go to work today,” Yisheng struggled, but Song Anchen increased the strength of his grip on her. He opened his watery eyes, his long and curly eyelashes blinking over and over again as he used a very weak voice to say, “I helped you take leave yesterday. Today, we’re going to try on wedding dresses.”

“Ah!” Yisheng stopped struggling. The truth was, she was feeling a little lazy and did not want to get up either, but it was a matter of professionalism. Since she had no work today, Yisheng wanted to lie back down and continue sleeping, but did not expect that next to her was a scoundrel who grabbed her and pulled her into his embrace before pressing her down…

“Wife, let’s start our morning exercise.”

After that, a shadow covered her before she even had the chance to say a word.