Tsugaru Madoka doesn’t remember either

“Tsugaru, have you ever fallen in love with an angel?”

“Ha……? No……what’re you asking all of a sudden?”

“That’s how it is.”

“…….how what is?”

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She’s asking me whether I view Eien-chan romantically or not.

And my answer to her is that it’s the same feeling as falling for an angel.

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“It doesn’t have to be an angel! God, Goddess, Buddha, Great Guru, Asura, Heavenly messenger, Osiris the Sky Dragon,………do you fall in love with them? NAY! YOU WORSHIP THEM!

In short, I’m deifying Eien-chan. There’s no way Hideyori can ever get with Eien-chan anyway! That’s why I only wish for Eien-chan’s happiness!

I admit I get a little jealous of Takeru but if flirting with Takeru can make Eien-chan happy then that’s enough for me!”

“I got it, I got it already so calm down, Akechi-kun!”

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Tsugaru stopped me from professing my feelings for Eien-chan.

When it comes to Eien-chan, I’m confident I can talk about her for days.

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“T, Then, if you put Eien-chan on a pedestal like that, what would you do if that Eien-chan confessed to you?”

“…………..”

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That’s just impossible right.

It sounds so ridiculous that it’s funny.

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“You, your question is in the same vein as [What would you do if you win 300 million yen in the lottery] you know. Thinking about it would just be a waste of time.”

“I see………Eien-chan sure is pitiful isn’t she.”

“Right. The nerves of those HideXTowa shippers right.”

“Those nerves of yours are on a different level though.”

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It felt like Tsugaru just can’t calm down unless she disses me.

She must really be a big TakeXTowa-hater.

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“Anyway, I can rely on Tsugaru for the details on the second and third games right?”

“N, No way……I’ve only played through the entire series once you know. I don’t remember much about it anymore.”

“Oi, what am I going to do then!”

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I played through the first game more than 30 times so I can go on and on about it but I only played the second and third games 3 times each.

That’s why I can’t remember it much anymore.

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“Rather, you only played through each route once so how many routes do you actually remember? At worst, you might not even remember the name or face of the characters right!?”

“I, I know everything about the [Compensation for Illness] route you know.”

“That’s from the first game!”

“A, Also, the [Forbidden Love] route.”

“That’s just Risa’s route isn’t it! And it’s in the first game too………”

“T, The [BirdCage Girl] route……”

“…………..”

“Ah, there was a route with the Twins right! I just remember it. I don’t know what it’s called though…….”

“Don’t ‘I just remember it’ me. It’s the [Moon&Bell] route! That one is from the first game too.”

“I think I can only remember the first game.”

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Here we have two idiots who were only addicted to the first game………

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“Anyway, who else do you remember…..?”

“Hi, Hiru Yoru……”

“It’s Yoru Hiru! I can’t anymore. You’re not helping at all!”

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To think that she even got the name of the main heroine wrong. I mean, Yoru was on the cover…….

Throughout the trilogy, the main heroine who would come to your mind immediately if you talk about Takeru’s bride, that’s Yoru Hiru.

A dangerous person that always views Hideyori as her enemy.

I also need to look out for her as a heroine too.

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“If I saw the heroine’s face then it will come back to me.”

“Can you not say something like ‘I will get serious tomorrow’!”

“I, I remember the Masked Knight too.”

“That’s not even a capturable character.”

“I know who the mastermind is.”

“I get the feeling that I would lose my life way before we encounter that person though…….”

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Now it’s clear to me that I can’t rely on Tsugaru’s knowledge at all.

At best, there’s no other way but to count on her [If I saw the heroine’s face then it will come back to me] huh.

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“So, your favorite route was [Compensation for Illness]?”

“Yeah. I was always sick in my previous life so the story did resonate with me.”

“…..eh? You were sick?”

“Hey, we both decided not to pry right.”

“S, Sorry……”

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Please stop reminding me of Kurusu-san already.

They have so many things in common like the Foreign words NG gag, the sickness, the atmosphere, and how easy it is to talk to her…..

Aside from her foul mouth, she’s so similar to Kurusu-san that I can’t bring myself to hate her…….

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I also have my own thoughts about the Compensation for Illness route.

Still, since it’s not like we are going to enter high school any time soon, I decided to keep it to myself.

My opinion about it might change in the future and it’s not the topic that we should go into right now.

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“Ah, that’s right. There’s something I’ve been wanting to ask you.”

“What is it?”

“According to the game, Hideyori pierced his ears right? Honestly, I’m too scared to go through with that so I’ve been thinking that maybe I don’t really have to do it you see……..”

“Who cares……it’s fine either way right. Akechi-kun, you’re the type that would even be too scared to put on contact lenses aren’t you.”

“Unfortunately! Since I was an athlete in my previous life, my dad told me to get contact lenses early on so I’ve overcome that already!”

“The fact that you had to overcome it means that you were scared at first right…….”

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Since this is a game world, my eyesight doesn’t worsen at all despite how much I abused it.

In my previous life, you can spot people who wear glasses or contact lenses anywhere but I rarely see anyone like that in this world.

This is truly one convenient fictional world.

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“There’s no need for you to go out of your way to match the game’s Hideyori isn’t it. You are you, Akechi-kun.”

“Yeah.”

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With this, I’m going to look slightly different from how Hideyori was depicted in the game.

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“Ah, almost forgot! There’s something I wanted to show you, Tsugaru!”

“Something you want to show me?”

“It’s my masterpiece! Here, take it.”

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I reached into my pocket and handed its content to Tsugaru.

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“A thumb drive…….?”

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I handed her something that she can only view on her computer.

Finally, I can unleash my secret weapon on her.