Chapter 1087

This suit of clothes is very dazzling, the fabric is just right... All the things that should be covered are covered, but there is no need to cover them all... For a time, Xu mang was shocked, he even had hallucinations... Less than 1.5 meters tall, beautiful angel appearance, but with short and medium broken hair.

Is this your wife?

Is she Xiaoman?

"Little mangzi!"

"My majesty the queen is tired... Take me up." Yang Xiaoman stood at the door, intentionally or unintentionally threw his eyebrows and eyes toward Xu Mang, and said with a smile, "what are you doing lying down? You didn't listen to the Queen's orders, did you? "

"Ouch

"So amazing... Almost forgotten." Xu mang reacts, gets up and rushes to Xiaoman's side, and then holds Xiaoman in his arms horizontally. Looking at Xiaoman with scarlet face, Xu mang gently says, "Your Majesty... You seem to be expecting something."

"Hate ~"

"what do I expect... Don't you know?" Yang Xiaoman gave a white eye, gently lifted his hair, said: "just now your words let the queen is very dissatisfied, must accept punishment only... Punish you what?"

After pondering for a while, Xiaoman raised his left hand, gently lifted Xu Mang's chin with his index finger, and said with a trace of domineering: "then punish you... Play well tonight. I want a third child, er... Better be a daughter."

"Yes

Xu mang throws Xiaoman to the bed directly, and then lies in with a smile. Looking at the short hair girl who is tender like water, his heart is full of infinite emotion for a time... It's too fast. In the blink of an eye, he and Xiaoman have known each other for five years.

Five years ago, she and I were still a pair of happy enemies, and five years later, we had a pair of twins. It's really changeable. Once, they almost didn't fight. Now, although they often fight, they fight in different places.

"Little mangzi!"

"Do you have any thoughts now?" The Queen's... Xiao man told you that she could satisfy her wish

"Hey, hey..."

"you know that!" Xu mang said with a smile. Then he rolled over and pushed Xiaoman down to the bottom. Slowly, he got close to him. Suddenly, a hand appeared in the middle, which directly isolated the most romantic moment. Xu mang looked at her with a confused face.

"Then you will be tested by me!" Xiaoman pinched Xu Mang's face: "I will ask two questions... If you answer correctly, then what... You understand."

Test?

Two questions?

Isn't she kidding?

Xu mang showed a scornful smile and said seriously: "Xiaoman... The man in front of you is the most powerful physicist in the world, the God of contemporary physics. He knows the truth of the universe, can calculate the trajectory of any star, and can find the most basic particles that make up matter."

"Only two small problems... I am not Xu mang boasting force, after adding two zeros, I will not be wrong one!" Xu mang arrogantly said: "as long as the wrong one... I upside down Thomas spiral flower swallowing feces suicide, and is the kind of performance on the spot."

Upside down Thomas spiral flower's suicide by swallowing feces?

Does this guy have any tendency of self abuse? I've already owed you a couple of meals. You want to come?

"Hello?"

"You have to think clearly, oh... I have been owed several times for swallowing dung on my handstand. Be careful you owe me another meal." Yang Xiaoman said with a smile: "give you another chance, I am afraid of you now... Always make this kind of nervous oath."

"Three meals!"

"If I'm wrong, I'll do three handstands. Thomas spiral's fecal suicide!" Xu mang disdained to say: "are you kidding? My brain is full of all kinds of knowledge, what do I not know? I even know the most mysterious celestial body black hole and neutron star in the universe... "

in words,

Xu mang said in a hurry:" you have to ask me some questions that I understand. You let me answer about financial things... How can I understand, mother and baby and so on. "

"Don't worry."

"The third grade of primary school." Xiaoman said with a smile: "how about it? Is it OK for the third grade of primary school? "

"Hum!"

"You ask!" Xu mang is also lazy to stick, a face disdainful ground asks a way.

"Excuse me..."

"what's the stroke order of ten thousand characters Yang Xiaoman asked.

Wan?

Stroke order?

I'm almost twenty-four years old. I don't know the stroke order of ten thousand characters? You're kidding!

"Skim and fold the hook!"

"You see, it's like this... Skim and fold." Xu mang painted in the air.

"Wrong!"

"The correct answer is to cross and cross fold the hook and skim!" Yang Xiaoman said seriously.

Huh?Horizontal and transverse folding hook?

How could this be possible!

At the moment, Xu Mang's face is full of confusion and doubt, this 10000 character from primary school to now has three children, this has been more than ten years... As a result, his writing method is wrong?

"I don't believe it!"

"I don't believe it if I kill you!" Xu mang said with a firm face: "how could I be wrong..."

however,

after a few seconds,

Xiaoman took out his mobile phone and searched for the stroke order of ten thousand characters on the Internet. Xu mang was completely autistic... The contemporary God of physics, even the so-called Professor, had to stand aside when he saw himself, and as a result, he didn't even know the stroke order of ten thousand characters.

"Ha ha!"

"Little mangzi?"

"What's the matter with you?" Xiaoman pinched Xu Mang's chin and said gently, "why don't you go to the toilet first?"

"..."

"hurry up to the next question... I... this..." Xu mangyi didn't know what to do. He said in a hurry: "you put the topic out first. I don't believe it. How can I not do it for the third grade of primary school? I also won the first prize of Ningshi composition contest!"

"Cut!"

"May I know the stroke order of the fire character?" Xiaoman asked.

Xu mang made a stroke in the air and said confidently: "this is absolutely not wrong. I dare to swear with my life... If this is wrong again, it will be more difficult to commit suicide by upside down Thomas spiral flower's excrement swallowing, and it will be three and a half weeks' worth of Hua's fecal swallowing suicide!"

Yang Xiaoman:???

Three and a half weeks?

Is that all right?

Results...

in the next second,

Xu mang again entered the autistic mode, and the correct stroke order was "little skimming".

Xu Mang: (￣ △;)

won't it?

Why can't I even have a problem in grade three?

I...

What's wrong with me?

Looking at her husband who is autistic, Yang Xiaoman is so happy that he hasn't seen such expression for a long time. Self confidence and publicity is his label. From knowing him to now, this label has never changed. As a result, I saw it today.

It's rare that IQ is suppressed!

"Hee hee ~"

"look at yourself... You can't even solve the problems in primary school. If you think your son and daughter grow up, what should you do if you hand in your homework?" Xiaoman was lying on Xu Mang's chest, drawing a circle on it, and gently saying, "what... You owe me three meals now? Turn around for three and a half weeks and swallow dung to commit suicide."

Xu mang has a hard time saying that he really can't understand why he has to change the stroke order. In the past, the Chinese teacher taught himself this way, but now it has changed. Is it possible that the primary school Chinese teacher's teacher teaches physical education?

At this time,

Xiaoman lifted his hair and said slowly and leisurely, "husband... Let's make another deal. If you can...

drop the words,

get close to Xu Mang's ear and say a few words gently.

Then...

something happened that shouldn't have happened.

It was a long night.

The next morning,

in the morning,

Xu mang opened his eyes and thought about the disgrace of yesterday. He felt more and more untrue. A man who controlled the truth of the world did not know the stroke order of Wanhe fire. If it was spread out, he would be laughed to death.

All of a sudden,

the door of the room was opened,

Wang Shuxue burst in with Xu Yang and Xu man in his arms.

"Go

"We're going to hit the bad guys!" Wang Shuxue said to the two little demons. As a result, when she saw the two people on the bed, she was suddenly confused...

this...

who is this woman?

Is brother-in-law cheating?

It's too bold to take people home, isn't it?

"Brother in law!"

"You'd better explain it to me!" Wang Shuxue asked seriously, "who is this bitch? Why does she sleep on it? You two are still not well dressed... Did you do something to my sister? "

The words fall,

Xiao Xue shook her head in a hurry, and said angrily, "I'm so angry that I'm sorry for my sister... You're such a scum man, my sister was with you so young, and she helped you give birth to Xu Yang and Xu man. As a result, you treat her like this!"

"Don't you feel ashamed when you look at your children and the pure eyes of Xu Yang and Xu man?" Wang Shuxue was very excited and angrily exclaimed, "scum!"

"I..."

"I misunderstood you!" Xu mang said with a confused face: "you go out first... You don't know anything, you know blind force."Ouch!

You're still so right when you're cheating?

Hearing Xu Mang's words, Wang Shuxue was not happy at the moment. What she saw from her perspective was the picture of Xu mang who did not admit that he was wrong. He was so angry that he wanted to shake his feet.

After that,

Xiaoxue left the bedroom, pushed the baby carriage again in less than 30 seconds, but the next second... Directly rushed to the mysterious woman's side, which was a slap in the face.

Xu Mang: (° ー″)

lying trough!

It's amazing!

"Bitch!"

"Get out of here Wang Shuxue roared.

As a result,

when Xiaoxue saw the real face of this "bitch", she felt despair instantly.

Wang Shuxue: ∑ (°Δ°||︴︴︴︴︴︴︴︴︴︴︴︴︴︴︴︴︴?

This... This is my cousin?

"Light snow!"

"I'll kill you!" Yang Xiaoman angrily growled: "today is not you, or I die!"

In this scene,

Xu Yang and Xu man are in full bloom. Their favorite program is mother vs. aunt. They are dancing, cheering and laughing.

But with a smile, they suddenly found that this short hair woman is not a mother!

"Mom?"

"Mom?"

The two brothers and sisters looked at Xiaoman, shocked with a little inconceivable.

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