At Fuda University,

in the headmaster's office,

Xu mang was sitting opposite the second grandfather. At this time, their identities were already equivalent. Except for the problem of seniority between relatives, they basically used to communicate with each other through the same level dialogue. For this situation, Xu mang was used to this situation for a long time, but the second grandfather felt uncomfortable.

"Xu mang..."

"there may be a lot of people back today. You should judge me appropriately." The second grandfather said solemnly: "try to speak more beautifully. After all, the people who come are from the leading class, and there are also TV stations that will record them."

"..."

"I... I don't know what to say." Xu mang said helplessly, "I can't tell you... They don't understand at all. What do you want to exchange with me? If it's just leaders, then let them go back, don't understand... What do you want me to do? "

"Show?"

"What show?" Xu Mang's expression gradually darkened, and continued to complain: "I hope it's academic exchanges more than show shows... What can I do?"

"All right

"Don't be angry." The second grandfather said with a wry smile: "just as an elder, a top expert in the world, tell them some of your experience and publicize your spirit. It's OK to record these pictures. There's no way... People in the lake and lake can't help themselves."

Xu mang fell into silence. Sometimes he really didn't know what to do. Every time he put forward some new ideas, a group of demons and ghosts would find themselves. Most of them didn't understand it. They came to ask a few questions and then answered them by themselves.

The answer... They don't understand.

Difficult!

It's really hard!

Soon,

the leading expert group mentioned by the second grandfather came to visit Fuda, a top university in China. In fact, their purpose was to meet Xu Mang, who didn't care about the characteristics of Fuda. Xu mang also made a full laugh. Although he didn't know what they were talking about, at least they didn't understand what they were saying.

Within an hour,

the two sides spent the so-called communication in the confused stage. Compared with Xu Mang's unclear, the other party was completely confused, just a Connes embedding problem... These people were speechless in an instant, and then there was a quantum game problem.

"..."

"Xu Mang, Xu Mang, you... I don't know how to say you." Looking at Xu Mang, the second grandfather sighed and said, "it seems that you are really suitable for academic work. It is easy to be targeted by others for your temper. Fortunately, in the academic field, your personal strength is strong, otherwise you will be besieged."

"Ouch..."

"it doesn't matter!" Xu mang said with a smile: "it's not that I boast. I used to play tricks, but now I'm a little stubborn. To be precise, I'll go home first. Don't call me this kind of thing after my second grandfather. I'm not sure I'll show it to others. I'll be embarrassed when I do."

"Good!"

"You taught me a lesson today."

In a villa,

in a villa,

Xu mang is washing vegetables and making Japanese chicken hotpot for Xiaoman in the evening. In fact, Xu mang is a little curious. Does every girl like to eat Japanese dishes? Xiaoman likes Japanese food very much. The most unacceptable thing is that she likes to eat sashimi very much.

My God...

How can I eat this?

Xu mang is a native of Ningshi. Although there is a delicacy called red paste crab in Ningshi, it is salted with white crab and eaten raw. But he can only accept this situation, such as yellow wine and mud snail.

It's just cut it off and dip it in soy sauce and mustard one by one. It's impossible to eat at all.

At 4:30 p.m.

he drove to the company to pick Xiaoman home. Yang Xiaoman talked about what happened today. Recently, South Asia was invaded by desert locusts, which led to some problems. Xiaoman absolutely attacked Indian rupees and made onion and rice futures.

Listening to Xiaoman's plan, Xu mang trembles with fright. This woman is really not easy to be provoked. She will kill others every minute. She has no conscience. She has been so hard and tired that she has to add fuel to the fire.

"Hum!"

"Are you slandering me with that look?" Yang Xiaoman glanced at Xu Mang and said angrily, "what kind of heartless capitalists, people's vampires... I didn't do this for you. Listen to others... People from Indian Institute of technology have organized a small team to refute your research."

"I can't be angry... Kill them!" Yang Xiaoman said angrily: "you bad thing... I am so towards you, but you misunderstand me!"

It's over...

her temper is coming up,

Xu mang carefully looks at Xiaoman and finds that her brain is filled with sad emotions, and her eyes contain a trace of tears. Xiaoman was not such a person before, but since she was pregnant, she was easily infected by emotions.To be precise... She's a little bit unstable, and sometimes it takes a split second for the mother to be to collapse.

As for this,

Xu mang doesn't complain about it. It's hard to get pregnant. She nurtures the crystallization of the two. All the pain is borne by her alone, and it's worth being scolded. It's not a good thing to have male chauvinism at this time!

"Oh, Hello

"My little baby... What's going on?" Xu mang hastily comforts a way: "good end how to cry? Who bullied you? My husband will blow his dog's head

"It's you!"

"Pig's hoof..." Yang Xiaoman's mood came quickly and got up quickly. In an instant, he disappeared and disappeared. However, he continued to pretend. He said with a small mouth: "in the evening, you play the child. I preview the feeling of being a mother in advance."

"Oh..."

for a long time,

after a long time at home,

they had a happy dinner and had to say... Xiaoman felt that he was more and more dependent on Xu mang. He liked his cooking, his words and his behavior. In short, he liked everything in him, if those shortcomings could be abandoned.

"Full?"

"When I'm full, I'm going to do the dishes." "By the way... Sometimes you look at the books in my bookcase, don't always read the chicken soup text... Now some people like to write chicken soup. The key is that there are problems with the logic of chicken soup."

"I know!"

tiktok looked at Xu's kitchen and picked up a popular book on the tea table. He looked at it and felt irritable. He picked up his mobile phone and began to brush it. It was almost the same as it used to be and soon laughed.

"Husband?"

"Can you make a perpetual motion machine?" Yang Xiaoman asked.

"..."

"there is no perpetual motion machine." While washing the dishes, Xu mang said seriously: "first of all, I want to say... Perpetual motion machine is not a system that can move forever, but there is a forever moving system. For example, superfluid... In theory, superfluid is always moving."

"So...

" why? " Yang Xiaoman asked.

"Conservation of energy and the second law of thermodynamics." Xu said calmly: "the first kind of perpetual motion machine can not bypass the conservation of energy, the second type of perpetual motion machine can not break away from the second law of thermodynamics, so it does not exist." Tiktok:

, but... "

" I saw many so-called folk scientists on the jitter. They studied the perpetual motion machine. It looks really fierce. Yang Xiaoman said, "would you like to come and have a look? What if someone else is really talented? It may become the pillar of the country

Xu Mang: sure enough,

sure enough,

Xiaoman watched the video of civil science, otherwise, how could he ask if there is a perpetual motion machine...

in accordance with the principle, Xiao man's IQ is OK, he shouldn't ask this question, maybe he's pregnant... His brain becomes stupid.

"I don't want to see it."

Xu mang said without expression: "nothing to see."

"..."

"Why are you so angry?" Yang Xiaoman put down his mobile phone, came to Xu Mang's back, gently hugged his waist, and his small face pressed tightly on his back. He said gently, "are they often questioned? Let you explain a lot of questions they don't know? "

"Almost."

"I've heard it, too." Xu mang shrugged: "but I used to have a coach with them on the Internet, and then I was autistic..."

at this time,

Xiaoman said with a bad smile: "so you... Don't you always call yourself a perpetual motion machine?"

"..."

well,

since marriage, Xiaoman has become more and more open-minded!

...

at night,

at night, Xu mang came to the bedroom wrapped in a bath towel. Seeing Xiaoman sitting at the head of the bed, he was really reading the book "100 preparations for being a mother". He couldn't help being puzzled. Now he can even publish a book?

"Come here!"

"I want to experience what it's like to be a mom." Yang Xiaoman waved to Xu mangzhao: "you are a baby."

"..."

"what a bore

"Coming, coming..."

the next second,

Xu mang was lying on Xiaoman's leg with a bath towel wrapped in his head, and asked bitterly, "is it too stupid? I am a world-famous scientist. If people know what I am like now, their great image will be destroyed! "

"Cut!"

"You are their great scientist, you are still my husband!" Yang Xiaoman said disapprovingly: "don't talk! The baby can't talk now

"..."

Xu mang stopped talking and was in a daze.However,

Yang Xiaoman looked at Xu mang carefully, and gradually frowned, complaining: "how can you look so ugly?"

“???”

"Ah, ah, ah!" Xu mang retorted: "there is no such insult as you!"

"Good!"

"I'm wrong. My baby is the best to watch!" Yang Xiaoman held Xu Mang's head and shook it gently. Then he said, "cry! Let me cry for my mother. Now you have to cry at this stage. If you don't cry, I will kill you

Xu mang is crazy,

is this a stepmother?

"Whoa, whoa!"

Xu mang casually installed a few times, and then quietly looking at the ceiling lamp, a small shadow appeared in the lampshade, he knew... This is his bank card.

"All right, all right!"

"Don't cry, don't cry... If you cry again, mom will beat you!" Yang Xiaoman said gently.

At this time,

Xu asked with a blank face: "Xiaoman, you are not even as good as your stepmother!"

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