"Don't go to the bath

Although the challenge match will be held the day after tomorrow, Yang Xiaoman is a little upset. From noon until 8:00 p.m., he knows what he has experienced. Anyway, he is playing games with this guy.

I can't wait any longer. The flowers are all blooming.

"Wait a minute..."

"I'll eat the chicken right away." Xu mang hugs an open thigh, which is the first time he knows that the mobile phone can also open and hang when eating chicken. He licks the box all the way, which makes Xu mang almost happy to death.

"Quick, quick, quick!"

"Power bank!" Xu mang licks happy, the result discovers that the mobile phone is running out of power, which frightens Xu Mang, and quickly lets Yang Xiaoman, who is beside him, send the power bank.

However,

Yang Xiaoman was indifferent. She was waiting for the moment when Xu Mang's mobile phone was out of power. How could she possibly lose her good time.

Ding Dong!

Xu Mang's mobile phone has a black screen. If you change to someone else, Xu mang may try his best. But who let Yang Xiaoman lie beside him is really unable to beat her... Women who have practiced Sanda are not the same.

"I went to take a bath?"

"Hurry up!"

Before going to the bathroom, Xu mang found a charger to charge the phone, and then went to take a bath.

Maybe intentionally or unintentionally, Xu mang saw Yang Xiaoman's clothes on the ground and couldn't help but sigh with a sigh... Flat chest is really miserable.

Xu Mang's bath speed is as fast as his animal driving mode. In less than five minutes, he walked out of it and looked at himself in the mirror. Xu mang vaguely felt that he was quite handsome.

"..."

"why so fast?" Looking at Xu Mang, Yang Xiaoman asked in surprise, "is it just a rush?"

"No

"With your shower gel and shampoo." Xu mang felt his arm and frowned: "there is something wrong with your shower gel... Why is it so slippery after washing? Didn't I clean it? "

"Nonsense!"

"This shower gel is precious!" Yang Xiaoman a white eye, then show a shy look: "quickly... Come on."

Xu mang obediently goes to bed, pulls the quilt, and starts to play the game. Just after opening the game, Yang Xiaoman takes away his mobile phone. Looking at her angry face, Xu mang shrinks his head and asks, "what's the matter?"

What's the matter?

What's the matter?

I don't want to do anything if I sleep in the same bed?

Yang Xiaoman was so angry that she only stamped her feet, but she couldn't say anything clearly. If this guy knew his intention, with his personality, it would be a satire again. What flame was burning in his heart, what was lonely every night...

they just lay quietly on the bed, watching the boring TV series, like what "Yang Jian fell in love with Su Daji's second Lang God" Rebirth.

Yang Xiaoman knows nothing about the plot inside, only knows that this is an ancient costume myth film. At this time, she is looking forward to Xu Mang's next action, gentle, romantic... Anyway, she is very looking forward to it.

"Where's the remote control?"

“???”

"Oh... Here it is." After touching the remote control, Xu mang starts to change channels, finds comedy sketches, and laughs all the time.

After five minutes,

Yang Xiaoman finally opened his mouth and asked, "is it almost time to sleep?"

"It's not nine o'clock." Xu mang face helpless said: "tomorrow and no competition, you usually go to bed very late, today suddenly so early... Xiaoman, are you sick?"

"Go away!"

"My mother is very healthy!" Yang Xiaoman would like to twist Xu Mang's head, and then open it to see whether there is sweet potato or paste in it. Such a lively and unrivalled young girl lying beside him has the heart to watch TV?

"Oh..."

Xu mang went on to watch the comedy.

In fact,

he knew what would happen next, but he did not dare to do so. He could not live with his conscience. Although it is no longer a matter these days, take his school as an example, there are more than ten abortions for girls.

But...

that's someone else!

Although I have done a lot of crimes, I can treat men and women, I am Liu Xiahui!

Bang!

The plug of the TV play is pulled out, Yang Xiaoman stares at Xu mang on the bed and returns to the bed.

"Turn off the lights!"

"Oh..."

the room was dark and silent.

"Let me tell you a story." Xu mang began his bedtime story: "once upon a time, there was a girl whose parents died, and they lived a hard life. One day..."

this story is so smelly and long that Yang Xiaoman falls asleep.

"That day, they got married and gave birth to a pair of twins... Finally..." Xu mang talked for two hours and finally got to the end. At this time, he observed Yang Xiaoman and breathed a sigh of relief.Get rid of a prison sentence!

How close!

After taking his mobile phone, Xu mang starts an all night trip.

...

the next morning,

Yang Xiaoman taught Xu Mang in anger and worked hard for a long time. As a result, he was given a routine by this guy and slept until dawn.

Although he was beaten up, Xu mang was a little pleased that he had not done anything out of line. He had just consulted a lawyer this morning, and the lawyer clearly told him that if there was a relationship, he would not be able to get away from prison.

Of course, this is not the point.

finally, the lawyer's words are what Xu mang is afraid of.

A good life is just beginning for you. Don't lock yourself in the grave of love and marriage.

Ten more years of madness!

Careful analysis,

really right!

After that, Xu paid a large amount of compensation and changed into an ordinary bed. Those teachers who came to help change the bed looked at Xu mang vaguely and boasted that the young man's physical strength was excellent. After so many years, he saw the waterbed collapse for the first time.

This day is the beginning of the challenge.

Liang Feng and his team members came to the stadium. After a few discussions, they finally selected the line-up. Xu mang was the first to play as a white giver, and then Zhao Linlin, Wu Feifei, Zhou Kai and Yang Xiaoman took turns.

"Mr. Liang?"

"It's not good to line up like this." Xu mang solemnly said: "I can't get down when I go up."

Hearing Xu Mang's words, Liang Feng chuckled indifferently and said quietly: "you belong to stir excrement stick. Don't say two words. Go up first and stir up the darkness for me. You can finish the task."

Oh?

It's not bad to hear that!

Xu mang nods and accepts the saying of stirring excrement cudgel. But in fact, Xu mang is unwilling to become a shite cudgel in his heart. He wants to be a ruyi golden cudgel, which can set the sea and stir the world.

In short, two blossoms!

It's an hour before the start of the game.

Xu mang went to the toilet to plan a hi.

"Ouch

"Isn't this our best for nothing champion?"

Xu mang a toilet, the atmosphere in the toilet became active, the air with a trace of happiness. Xu mang Leng for a moment, this special self become Kong Yiji?

"Xu mang?"

"Are you going to give it away again?" A good person smiles and asks Xu Mang, "how many games are you on?"

In the face of ridicule and ridicule, Xu mang did not pay attention to it, but said enthusiastically, "first."

"It's for nothing

"I'm number one, too!"

"Xu Mang, how about you being the champion?"

Hearing Xu Mang's words, the toilet began to discuss, in fact, it was to amuse Xu mang so as to amuse himself.

At this time, Xu mang felt that he was driving into the world described by Zhou Shuren, which is numb, ignorant and ruthless. But the difference is that Kong Yiji's ending is a tragedy of being oppressed and insulted, and he... Killed them!

"Am I the champion?"

"Good!"

"Please be merciful." Xu mang said with a smile.

"Certainly!"

"We promise to be merciful."

"Face you!"

All the people present gave Xu mang enough face, in fact, it was no big deal.

Leaving the toilet,

Xu was lying on the sofa, covering his face with a math book. With the increase of his mathematical skills, he opened the system.

Math skills = 5700

er...

although I spent a lot of money, I still try to accumulate them. I don't know if I can finish the challenge successfully.

There are too few practical skills...

it seems that the development of a new wave of skills is imminent.

In the future, Xu mang plans to develop luck and mental retardation skills as long as they have these skills.

"Does the system... Have skills that can reduce the opponent's intelligence? Or add luck, and let me be God Baba's favorite cub. "

[ask the host to explore on their own]

"..."

it seems that it is not.

Xu sighed blankly. I was just an illegitimate child of the heaven Baba.

"Hello

"Nervous?" Yang Xiaoman came to Xu Mang, took off the math book on his face, looked at him and asked, "it seems that I asked in vain... When did you know that you were nervous."

"Not bad." Xu mang said with a smile.

Looking at Xu Mang's smile, Yang Xiaoman looked around and found that no one looked here, so he stretched out his hand and pinched Xu Mang's cheek.

"Can you give me a chance to care about you?" Yang Xiaoman said maliciously: "you bastard!"

“...”"Can you wait for me?" "I hope I can see you at the first glance when I look back," Xu asked

"Of course

...

in the last 30 minutes of the competition, the first round players began to select the champion.

It may be that other teams intend to do it. Xu mang has successfully become the challenger and accepted everyone's challenge. In the face of this situation, Liang Feng is extremely angry, which is obviously aimed at Xu mang.

All the teams in the first round did not send the strongest players to the stage. Although these people's strength was relatively weak, they maintained the confidence of the strong when facing Xu mang.

Losing to a loser... Seems unlikely?

Who is the first to challenge?

This is a problem!

Finally,

in the draw, Zhoushi team became the first, Shao city team was the second... Jinshi was the third from the bottom, Wenshi was the last.

Back to the field, Xu mang still kept calm, anyway, for him, who is the same.

It's just that...

Liang Feng was furious.

"Xu mang!"

"Don't be afraid!" Liang Feng patted Xu Mang's shoulder: "this time, even if it's really free, I won't blame you."

Xu Mang: Mr. Liang

"Eh?"

"I want to have hot pot at noon... The hottest one!" Xu said.

Liang Feng was stunned for a moment, shook his head and said, "eat hot pot after the end of the challenge arena. After all, lighting such a hot pot may affect the performance of other teammates."

Xu mang showed a smile and said calmly, "no, I will kill this morning!"

......

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