"Did this guy come here for fun?"

"I think it's like... If you look at his mental outlook, you know he's not serious."

"Direct elimination?"

"Let's see... What if it's heaven?"

The four judges decided to give Xu mang a little time. After all, the contestants who can remember 100 figures should have some strength, or they are very thick skinned and are funny players.

Funny contestants are not uncommon in auditions. Before that, one led a dog and said that his dog was very smart and could simply add, subtract, multiply and divide. He was the strongest dog brain.

As a result...

on the court, he pulled a piece of dog excrement, and then ate this piece of dog dung... The dog can't change eating shit.

At this time,

Xu mang started his own performance.

"5843671645982..."

his speaking speed is very slow and there is no fishing in troubled waters. Every time Xu mang says a number, four judges will compare it. A group of 100 digits takes 100 seconds.

At the end,

the four judges were shocked.

All...

all right!

What's agreed is for free?

"Classmate Xu mang!"

"Congratulations on your promotion!" The uncle said with a full face of Affirmation: "this should not be your real strength, right? Can you tell us where your ultimate memory is

"Do you know PI and radical 2?" "Is pi and root 2?" asked Xu

"How can you recite Pi?" The uncle asked curiously.

"Ha ha!"

"Can I recite PI and Radix 2 backwards, believe it or not?" Xu mang said with a smile, "are you afraid?"

The four judges were shocked. Maybe they were frightened by Xu Mang's momentum. For a while and a half, they didn't think that the so-called PI and radix-2 are irrational numbers, that is, infinite non cyclic decimal.

Ha ha...

it's a group of bricks!

This so-called "the strongest mind" is a bit unreliable.

Seeing the expressions of the four brick masters, Xu mang understood that the water was very deep, not to mention the top three in China. It was estimated that none of the top ten could enter.

"Xu Mang, you can go back. The program will call you one or two days later. You can go directly to the column group of the strongest minds." The uncle said with a smile.

"Oh."

Xu mang leaves the scene and looks at the players in the waiting area and sighs.

It is said that a general's success will be withered. However, how many people died is not clear. If it is a war death, it is a well deserved death. As a result, the death is so humble... Humble to the dust.

...

Hangzhou railway station,

an hour before the departure, Xu mang sat in the waiting area, playing with the glory of the king. Naturally, his achievements were terrible. He killed and assisted 20 dead, and his teammates began to turn pale.

Teammate A: wdnmd

teammate B: wdnmd

teammate C: wdnmd

teammate D: wdnmd

surrender,

crystal self explosion.

Xu sighed and quit the game. As a result, his account was sealed for seven days.

Xu Mang: wdnmd

"hello

"Why?" Xu mang received a call from Yang Xiaoman.

"Have you been promoted yet?" Yang Xiaoman asked.

"Well!"

"Are you promoted?" Yang Xiaoman was a little surprised, but soon returned to normal, said: "you went to the provincial capital, did you buy me any gifts?"

"Gift?" Xu mang Leng for a moment, quickly react to come over, smile ha ha ground says: "of course bought!"

"Hee hee!"

"Then I'll wait for your present on Monday."

PA,

hang up.

Xu mang is a little confused, gifts... Gifts... He even forgot this stubble.

At this time,

Xu mang stood up and looked around. He saw a shop which was very distinctive because it said "local products".

"Boss?"

"What better local products do you have?" Xu asked.

"Pickled duck, Drunken Chicken, vinegar fish, tea... These are our specialties." The boss pointed to the well packaged Drunken Chicken: "this Drunken Chicken is the most popular one here!"

Looking at the chicken, Xu mang asked curiously, "is it alcohol driving to drive after eating this chicken?"

"..."

"you are so humorous, little brother." Boss awkwardly smile: "should not count."

"Oh..."

"I don't want to." Xu mang shook his head: "the main chicken is too beautiful."

Words fall,Xu mang casually pointed to a few things.

"This, this, and this."

"Wrap it for me."

"OK!"

...

on Monday,

Xu mang came to the school with two black bags. As soon as he got to the door of the classroom, he saw that Yang Xiaoman was sitting in his position, holding his mobile phone like a fool and laughing.

Xu Xu sighed. When the crowd was full, the woman was reserved, aloof, and noble. But in the end, she was a violent maniac. Recently, she was fascinated by the brush and tiktok, and her brain was beginning to feel abnormal.

"What are you looking at?" Xu mang approached curiously.

A pig is swimming...

NIMA!

It turns out that all you need to do to make Xueba happy is to throw a pig into the water.

"Look at this pig. How interesting it is Yang Xiaoman covered his mouth and said with a smile: "I'm so happy."

Xu mang did not speak, quietly looking at Yang Xiaoman, it seems that her mood is very beautiful at this time, then this gift in the end or not? Will you be beaten after delivery?

"Alas

"Where is my present?" Yang Xiaoman asked.

"Here you are

Xu mang put one of the bags on the table and said seriously, "I've chosen it for a long time, which definitely meets your current needs."

With a glimmer of expectation, Yang Xiaoman opened the black bag. As a result, she felt that her IQ was insulted. No, it was merciless trampling!

"Why are they all dishes?" Yang Xiaoman angrily stares at Xu Mang, gnashing his teeth and saying: "you'd better give me an explanation, otherwise don't blame me for my impoliteness!"

"Alas

"Do you know why your chest is so flat?" Xu mang is serious nonsense: "eat too little!"

"You see..."

"Nanguo Sufu meat, charcoal roast pigeon, roast suckling pig..." Xu mang said with a smile: "do you understand my good intentions?"

Yang Xiaoman: (* ~ ^

...

...

the pain is only temporary, but the beautiful mood is permanent. Although Xu mang has just been beaten, he still faces life with a smile. Just as Shuren once said, real warriors dare to face the miserable life.

Xu mang is a warrior.

"Hello?"

Xu mang received a mysterious phone call, the other party is a man, and use a mobile phone.

"Are you Xu mang?"

"I'm from the column group of the strongest minds. If you enter the top 500 of China, please go to Beijing for the second round of selection in seven days. The address will be sent to you by SMS."

Drop the call,

and hang up directly.

Xu mang runs back to the classroom and finds Yang Xiaoman. He borrows her mobile phone and sends a text message to the person who just called him. Xu mang wants to confirm one thing.

"Hello, I am mieba's son. I still have 30 billion dollars frozen on earth, but I can't go back when I am on Titan. Now you can unfreeze this fund as long as you transfer 100000 yuan. At that time, you will have 10 billion US dollars, and the account number is XXXXXXXX (please reply 54250)"

within 10 seconds,

the other party replied.

"54250"

Xu Mang: (° ー ")

shit!

This column group is all retarded!

......

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