"Master?"

"How long will it take to get there?" Xu mang takes a look at the time. It's an hour since he came out of his home. He is still on the viaduct. Fortunately, the taxi is calculated according to the mileage. If you want to calculate the time, you should jump off the building.

"Er..."

"as you know, traffic in Ningshi is very good. It's normal to get stuck for an hour or two." The taxi driver sighed and said in silence, "are you in a hurry?"

"To participate in an important competition, the city's high school students composition contest!" Xu mang took out his certificate and swayed in front of the driver.

"I can recite 300 Tang poems at the age of three, read four books and five classics at five years old, and was recommended to the hot pot Department of niujin University at the age of ten!" Xu mang a face complacent: "low key, do not go outside propaganda, I do not like the feeling of being high above."

The driver is a bit confused. Is this really true?

"Master, do you want to know why I am so good?" Xu mang carefully approached him and said, "as long as you give me a free bill, I will tell you why I am so excellent."

"Good!"

"It's my job, Bella!" Driver master quickly nodded: "little brother, quickly say!"

"Very simple!" Xu mang solemnly said, "because I am a genius!"

I...

this NIMA, I was fooled by such a simple trick.

Driver Shifu was depressed. Unexpectedly, he was taught a lesson by a fledgling boy after wandering in the lake for so many years.

What a shame!

In the following time, the driver was autistic, which made Xu mang lose a good person to relieve boredom. He sat quietly in the co driver's seat and felt the taxi driving forward bit by bit.

Finally,

got off the viaduct, had a smooth journey, and soon came to the arena.

"Ah?"

"I didn't pay for the car." The driver stopped Xu mang.

"Don't you give me a free bill?" Xu mang was stunned for a moment.

"What's free?" "You must have heard me wrong!" the driver said

"How much?"

"Fifty five."

"..."

Xu mang felt the fifty yuan in his pocket and said with embarrassment, "I only have 50 yuan... How about you take me to get off at the place where the 50 yuan is?"

Originally, I thought that this move could make the driver give up asking for the car money. Who would have thought that this man was very just and threatened to call the police... No way, he called Yang Xiaoman to come to the rescue by wechat.

"How much is it?"

"Fifty five!"

"One hundred, don't look for it!"

Yang Xiaoman was very aggressive and handed over a hundred yuan bill directly.

"Classmate!"

"I have a few words I want to say to you before I leave. I don't want such a man!" "He's just a bitch!" the driver said with great care

"No!"

"I... it's his..."

"I understand!"

Looking at the back of the driver's departure, Yang Xiaoman almost ran away. He was misunderstood and Xu mang was a couple... Reason, how could such an excellent beautiful girl have such an idiot boyfriend!

"Wait for me!"

Xu mang follows Yang Xiaoman, who is very angry, and enters the meeting hall.

...

Xu Mang's arrival broke Wang Xue's original plan. The original schedule was not his. As a result, this guy came by himself. Fortunately, he could still sign his name at the check-in place.

Because he came early and skillfully, Xu mang caught up with the boring opening ceremony.

The leaders above crackled and talked endlessly. Xu Mang, standing below, had some mental breakdown. Although he could fall asleep while standing, the risk was too great. If he was caught, he would not only lose face.

Taking advantage of this free time, Xu mang looks at his own panel.

Host Xu mang

de: Level 1

Knowledge: Level 1

physical: Level 1

beauty: Level 1

labor: Level 1

upgrade card * 8

English skills = 1420

Chinese skills = 1270

mathematical skills = 1400

...

red heart egg eating skills in sugar water = 100

eating snacks in class = 1030

playing mobile phone skills in class = 1000

the skill values are very average, but the increase is not big.

In other words...

I didn't eat any snacks in class. How can I have such a high skill value of snacks?

Xu mang recalled the process of his sleep. Sometimes he could dream of all kinds of delicious food. Then he added the skills of the current subject and the skills of stealing snacks in class.Emotional dreams count.

This has to find a chance to clear up the skills of eating snacks in class. Anyway, it's useless to keep them. I'll find the politics class of the old class to have snacks, eat crispy potato chips, and play with the most exciting!

"Smirk what?"

Yang Xiaoman stood on the edge, looking at Xu Mang, he couldn't help but ask.

"Nothing."

"I thought of the scene where I got the first place." Xu said.

"..."

"idiot!"

Sometimes,

Yang Xiaoman envies Xu mang. His Ah Q spirit victory method can always keep him happy and look heartless every day. The key is that he can occasionally jump up and stand in front of all the people and say that all the present are rubbish.

"Yang Xiaoman?"

"Well?"

"Do you like to play hero League?"

"Why?"

"What's your rank?" Xu mang whispered, "do you want me to take you up?"

"The strongest king!"

"Xu Mang's face was embarrassed:" then take me up the score? "

"Go away!"

Yang Xiaoman doesn't know, after that, she will experience the most terrifying game experience.

After a long time,

at the end of the leader's speech, Xu Mang and his teammates ushered in a pre competition meeting, which was mainly about Wang xuewang's psychological counseling for his students. After all, it was a competition, and some people would be nervous.

Now there's a boy and a girl on the team who's getting nervous.

"Mr. Wang..."

"I... my mind is blank now." The boy said nervously.

"Learn from me!"

"Inhale... Exhale... Inhale... Exhale..."

"and fart!"

Xu mang answered with a smile.

"..."

"..."

"..."

"..."

Wang Xue is crazy. At such a critical time, this guy even makes trouble for you.

"Xu mang!"

"Don't make trouble for me!" Wang Xue glared, and then gave two nervous students counseling psychology.

Xu mang became an empty nest youth. He sat on the chair and listened to the content that had nothing to do with him. He tried to get into the team several times, but he quickly withdrew because he couldn't understand.

"Miss Wang?"

"Eh?"

"Why don't I spy on the enemy?" Xu asked sincerely.

"What do you want?" Wang Xue Leng for a moment, quickly scolded way: "you don't give me trouble!"

"No

"As the saying goes, if you know yourself and your enemy, you can win a hundred battles!" Xu mang said sincerely.

All of a sudden,

Yang Xiaoman said: "Mr. Wang, you can let Xu mang do it. If you don't do it for him, you may make some trouble."

"This..."

"be careful, don't get caught." Wang Xuesi took the exam and said in a hurry: "if you are caught, you will say that you are a student of Chengxi college."

"Oh

Xu mang strolled around the meeting hall, perhaps because of his good image of salted fish, he was still undetected in the team of others, and even some students regarded Xu mang as his teammate.

"Brother, why haven't I seen you?"

"From West City College."

"Go away!"

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