"Who is not fat?"

While Xu Tian was explaining behind Lin Zhishui, Lu Shao pulled two suitcases into the door with Yan Qing, and bumped into Lin Zhishui at the door.

He directly took it back with a question mark, and opened his mouth to ponder for a long time: "It's only a year, is it necessary for He Motou to feed you so well?"

Lin Zhishui: ...

Xu Tian: ... Ah ah ah ah ah add fuel to the fire!

Lin Zhishui hasn't spoken a word since he entered the town. Even now, facing the blow from Lu Shao's words, he still resolutely maintains the role of "Zhang Nian" and just doesn't speak.

He just raised his eyes and glanced at Lu Shao lightly.

"Damn it, did you learn it from Demon He?" Lu Shao jumped up and ran directly behind Yan Qing without even leaving his suitcase.

Yan Qing held the phone in one hand, and grabbed his hand with the other.

Seeing Lu Shao's appearance, Lin Zhishui broke his kung fu and laughed out loud.

"I called He Motou in the morning to ask you to wait for us, but he insisted." Lu Shao still complained.

As soon as he said morning, Lin Zhishui's ears turned red quietly.

He was in He Yan's arms when they called.

Since he recovered from his illness, He Yan has become clingy.

He Yan returned to the company to work normally, but the time to get off work at night was earlier than before. The first thing he did when he got home was to check with Lin Zhishui, for fear that something might happen to him again.

When going to work during the day, the frequency of calling is also much higher.

If he is taking a nap, he will call the housekeeper and ask the housekeeper to report his situation.

Because the movie will take about a month to shoot, and the location is in a small town far away from home, He Yan dragged people away, and after hanging up on Lu Shao's phone, he even tormented him a lot.

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In the evening, Fu Tianyi arranged a dinner party, and settled for the only hotpot restaurant in the town. Although it was the only restaurant, many people from other places came here because of its authentic taste and reasonable price. Not too expensive.

In front of Lin Zhishui was a plate of lettuce.

He first took a photo of the hot pot tumbling, because he was afraid that some people would not be able to eat spicy food, so he ordered the mandarin duck hot pot, with red chili oil on one side. A few pieces of greasy white radish are placed in the bone broth soup base that floats out.

Then, Lin Zhishui took another photo of the plate of lettuce in front of him, and added a bright filter to the lettuce by the way.

The lettuce is emerald green, dripping with water, and looks very tender. If it is used to wrap meat and dip it in sauce, it must be very delicious.

He opened WeChat, found a WeChat account named "Baby He's", and sent the pictures he had uploaded.

There was a reply soon.

Baby He's: Eat hot pot?

Baby He's: No spicy food

Baby He's:?

Lin Zhishui stared at the plate of lettuce and sulked for a while before replying: Brother He, did you see the hot pot? and that plate of lettuce

Baby He's: Well, lettuce is fine

Lin Zhishui poked the dipping sauce with his chopsticks, then spread it on the lettuce, stuffed the lettuce directly into his mouth, his cheeks puffed up, he chewed for a while before continuing to reply: Oh, my dinner is this plate of lettuce [angry. jpg]

Baby He's:?

After Lin Zhishui finished replying, he changed the photo of lettuce to his avatar.

Lin Zhishui: Because I'm too fat to be on camera, I want to lose weight

Lin Zhishui: It's all your fault, you fed too much [Knocking Head.jpg]

He Yan: ...

He frowned at his kid's angry tone, stared at the portrait for a long time, and then called his little assistant for help at night.

"How do you coax the kid to be angry?" He Yan's tone was serious, and the little assistant heard a little anxiety from it.

While asking, he also Baidu "what to do when the child is angry", "what to do when the wife is angry", "what to do when the wife is making trouble to lose weight", and the answers from Baidu are all messed up.

"When the kid is angry, it's natural to buy him more toys, just coax him."

He Yan remembered that he only bought the big bear for Lin Zhishui, and now the big bear has been put into the closet, so children are not allowed to sleep with the big bear at night.

So... what else can I buy?

"Is my wife angry? It depends on why and what level it is. If it's just ordinary anger, a lipstick can solve it. If it's a little angry, it's a box of lipstick. If it's a medium level, let alone a full set of cosmetics and skin care products. Get your clothes ready, if it’s a nuclear bomb level, brother, why do you still have the courage to Baidu? You should be hanging water in the hospital now.”

He Yan:? ?

What is this mess?

"My wife wants to lose weight? Hahahaha, this is a joke I hear every day!"

He Yan: ...

He Yan directly closed the browser.

The little assistant said tremblingly: "Yes...is it the proprietress?"

"Why is the lady boss angry?"

Thinking back to when he naively regarded "children" as real children, he really didn't understand the boss's feelings.

"Because I got fat from feeding." He Yan rubbed his temples, feeling a little headache.

He doesn't think Lin Zhishui is fat now at all, he obviously feels good to hold her, and there is a little flesh on his stomach, which is where he likes to kiss most now.

Assistant: ...

Are you really angry, not coquettish?

He remembered that his girlfriend also talked about losing weight every day. Although the proprietress is of a different gender from his girlfriend, but...

"You follow him?"

"Are you responsible for starving your body?" He Yan's tone suddenly became fierce.

The little assistant felt wronged.

"Then... you are afraid that he won't eat, so you will start delivering food to the proprietress tomorrow? There is a five-star hotel near the town over there. I will contact the chef there now."

He Yan was a little satisfied after hearing this answer.

But the avatar was changed to lettuce, how about he changed it to baby food?

Baby He's: Be good, don't be angry, what do you want to eat tomorrow? Let Little Four and Little Five bring it over for you.

Little Four and Little Five are two twin brothers in Lin Zhishui's bodyguard team.

Lin Zhishui was chewing tasteless lettuce. He ate the boxed lunch ordered by the crew. His taste was too picky, so he couldn't eat much. Now he was very hungry, especially when he smelled the hot pot overflowing. When it smells.

Xu Tian picked up a piece of fatty beef beside him, dipped it in the prepared hot sauce, then turned his head to look at Lin Zhishui, stuffed the meat into his mouth, and then hesitated to speak.

"Brother Lin, why don't you eat it, you're really not fat..." She said while pushing a plate of meat in front of Lin Zhishui.

Lu Shao is eating hard.

It was rare for Yan Qing not to play with his mobile phone while eating, but to help Lu Shao boil the meat. He didn't eat a few mouthfuls, and it all went into Lu Shao's stomach, and he didn't show any impatient expression. The actors were amazed.

Everyone heard that Yan Yingdi is aloof and not easy to get along with, and he is also a super Internet addicted teenager, but he treats his assistant so well?

Lu Shao joined the crew as Yan Qing's assistant.

People who didn't know thought that Yan Qing was his assistant.

Lin Zhishui shook his head towards Xu Tian, ​​and took another bite of the lettuce with a look of hatred on his face, just as He Yan's message was sent.

After waiting for a long time for his children to reply, He Yan finally heard the notification tone of the mobile phone message.

Lovely Thinking Day: [Akimbo Angry.jpg]

Lovely Thinking Day: [Wave goodbye.jpg]

He Yan: ...

Why does it feel like the child is getting more angry?

He quickly asked his assistant to send him a bunch of cute emoticons, and then sent them to Lin Zhishui.

He Yan: [Kiss little cutie.jpg]

Then, a red exclamation mark appeared in front of his message.

A few lines of prompts appear below.

He Yan was blocked by his children.

That night, the little assistant received a message from the boss to deduct a quarterly bonus.

Assistant:? ? What did i do wrong? ?

"That's it." He Yan stood by the window and called Lin Zhishui, with a bit of grievance in his tone.

Lin Zhishui avoided the crew and stood at the door looking at the bright stars in the sky.

"Brother He, I want to lose weight."

"You have a bad stomach, you can't be hungry, and you can't just eat lettuce. Didn't you hate green vegetables the most?" He Yan remembered that when Lin Zhishui first married him, he forced the green vegetables He ate it.

Now, have you been fed by yourself so much that you would rather eat vegetables than other delicacies?

His tone was aggrieved, Lin Zhishui had never heard him speak so aggrieved, and felt a little funny for a moment.

Blacking He Yan was just because he felt wronged by eating lettuce at the time, and he accidentally attributed all the mistakes to He Yan. Looking back, he felt that he seemed a bit too much. Brother He must have never been blocked by others, Brother He Maybe even angry.

He was just about to release him from the blacklist when Brother He called.

It seems that he is more wronged than him.

"Lettuce to lose weight..." Lin Zhishui bit his lower lip, resisting the urge to laugh.

"I'm playing dumb today, it's all your fault, call me, let me break the merits."

Although he really wanted to continue acting, he wanted to talk to Brother He on the phone more. Hearing Brother He's voice, he felt at ease.

"I will ask a nutritionist to customize a weight loss meal for you tomorrow. You are not allowed to eat lettuce alone. Tonight, you should eat more first, so that you can lose weight when you are full." He Yan learned a lesson by looking at the words on the webpage that advised people to lose weight.

Lin Zhishui touched his somewhat hungry stomach, and said oh, but did not refute.

Only when you are full can you lose weight.

Hearing his tone, He Yan knew that he was obedient, and smiled through the phone, the voice was a little more sexy when it was transmitted through the microphone, and Lin Zhishui's face became hot.

"kid……"

"I'll go in first, Brother He, I'll let you out, go back to video at night..." Before He Yan could answer, Lin Zhishui hung up the phone.

Then he touched his heartbeat that accelerated a little.

If the conversation continues like this, it is estimated that after they finish eating, the two of them will not be willing to hang up the phone.

If you go back to the video, you can still watch Brother He...

The author has something to say: It is impossible to lose weight, and it is impossible in this life

I want to eat snail noodles, I'm so hungry