Chapter 284： Nibble 1 Mouth Turf

As a professional player, especially for a giant like Manchester United, which is not a talented person, even if it is not a super genius, then the basic skills are absolutely solid.

Who could have imagined that Valdi could turn the ball to his face and bore himself with a face?

This is simply a big joke!

It's weird to combine the snotty tears of Valdy and the image of the savage Valdy on the court!

Okay, this is a funny passive daily...

The teammates laughed more exaggeratedly, exaggeratedly, the water sprayed, the kneeling ground, and even the ground rolling.

Valdy's expression made a sullen expression, but he was not much better in his heart!

Are you smiling so exaggerated?

I did sacrifice myself just to make you smile, but look like you are now, where does it feel depressed?

Mad, I seem to be too much!

Touching his sour nose, Valdy wanted to cry without tears.

Of course, from the effect point of view, it was immediate, the training ground that was still lifeless just now, and I changed the style of painting instantly. Everyone's face was put on a smile, and even there was a cramp...

Both Ferguson and Queiroz felt the change in the atmosphere, looked at each other, and shook their heads helplessly.

Well, it seems that Valdy's teasing is still useful on certain occasions. With him, there is no need to worry about the team not laughing.

It's amazing!

Now that it has begun, then proceed to the end, there must be no halfway reason, Valdy is really out.

After the training, reporters from the official Manchester United TV station interviewed several players by the training ground.

"Losing a game is not the end of the world, nor does it mean that Manchester United will have no chance of winning the championship. All we need to do is play every game and wait for Chelsea to make mistakes!"

Rooney rarely received a serious interview, and his declaration was full of promises.

But at this moment, behind Rooney, Valdi slowly came together from far and near, pretending to pass by, but suddenly pulled it back and stretched his head in front of the camera, showing a spicy smile. .

Suddenly, the cameraman and reporter laughed, and Rooney seemed to beep.

Nima, I seldom said something seriously for a while. Your girl actually came over to grab the camera.

As a result, a sequel to the Battle Royale was staged on the training ground, which is almost going to become the joyous daily routine of Carrington Base.

The depressed atmosphere is gone, and Manchester United unconsciously regained the relaxed atmosphere of the past.

No one can think that Valdi is intentional, no one knows his credit, only the system can understand!

How lonely invincible is, probably this feeling!

...

In the next round of the league Manchester United away against Portsmouth, Vardy returned to the starting list after the suspension.

After holding a game, Valdi fired fully. In just five minutes of the opening, he shot a shot after finishing the inside cut on the left and penetrated the other side of the door, helping Manchester United to take the lead in a very unreasonable way.

Manchester United fans are about to cry, also facing intensive defense, the last Manchester United siege for 90 minutes without a goal;

I thought this game would be equally difficult, but before they were ready, Valdi told them with an opening goal what is called easy and happy!

Ignoring the expression of the opponent's crying, Valdy's excited mood sprinted directly, stretched out his arms, dived and bombed, and slid his chest against the lawn.

Klinsmann glides!

This celebration was first made by the golden bomber Klinsmann on the green field, hence the name Klinsmann gliding.

However, this movement is very dangerous. If you are not careful, you can have a broken neck or fractured ribs without taking proper protection measures.

In the previous life, there was an English low-level league player who glide and celebrate after scoring a lore goal. In the end, he almost died...

When his injury is healed, he can only retire from the army. Fortunately, his real identity is a cook, so he will not starve to death!

Vardy naturally does not need to worry about this problem, this action can fully release his passion, he will not miss it.

Of course, sliding kneeling is actually very passionate, but with Drogba as the jewel in front, Valdy feels that he is unlikely to leave three marks after sliding kneeling. Without comparison, there is no harm. Valdy thinks it’s okay Right!

It feels good to glide on the lawn, and Valdy loves it.

The only mistake is that when I glide, I accidentally nibbled a handful of grass...

Tony Ma is embarrassed!

As he stood up, Valdy spit out blades of grass from his mouth.

It turns out that grass smells like this. Why would rabbits like it?

Seeing this scene, the fans in front of the TV couldn't help but spray.

"Vardi has reached the point of hunger, and maybe the turf is hungry, at least it can survive this game!"

"I think Valdy must want to learn Popeye, but now there is no spinach, just use turf to top it!"

"Rabbit: Please, please don't grab the food with me!"

"I have eaten the soil poorly, but after seeing this game, I think it's okay to eat grass in the future, at least some vitamins!"

...

The teammates helped Valdy, but they all laughed.

Valdy's expression is irresistible, and he clearly wants to pretend to be forced, but how can he always pretend to fail!

Just now, my tongue turned green, is this artificial color?

After the game restarted, it took a long time to return to the normal game. The main reason is that Valdy always inadvertently makes people laugh, and it is too difficult to be serious.

After the lead, the game was controlled by Manchester United, Portsmouth do not want to set off too much waves.

But at this time, Valdi always felt that his mouth was not comfortable, numb, swollen, did he just poke it?

Increasingly uncomfortable, Valdy naturally had no way to concentrate all his attention on the game, and passively began to draw.

No, it's too tickling, can't stand birds!

In the fierce moment of the game, in the eyes of everyone surprised, Valdi suddenly ran off the sidelines.

Everyone doesn't know what happened, is Valdy urgency?

Everyone is looking forward to it. Every time Valdy is in full swing, he will definitely have to do things in the end, just don't know what new tricks he can play this time.

"We saw that Valdy suddenly ran to the sidelines, and now he still doesn't know what he wants to do, is he preparing any big moves on the sidelines?"

"No, he ran to the team doctor. He was seeking help from the team doctor. Was he injured?"

"It doesn't look like it, let's cut the lens through!"

"Oh my god, Valdy's lips were swollen, as if two thick and large sausages were hanging by his mouth, matching the expression of Valdy's embarrassment, it was really interesting!"

"Why are the lips swollen for no reason, maybe the game between the lovers is intense, and it may cause this effect, but now on the game field, who made Valdi's lips swollen?"

...

While the narrator explained, he also showed an incredible expression, as if he saw something incredible.

Indeed, this is really incredible.

Okay, how can lips be swollen like dachshund?

At this time, Valdy was embarrassed on the sidelines, his lips must swell out of the sky, if there are wild dogs on the sidelines, he must come over and take a sip...

Looking at the mirror, Valdy thought of the classic image of Liang Chaowei, and he was forced to be poisoned!

Portsmouth is too terrible, actually poisoned on the lawn!

Just now I had to get a mouthful of grass, and the toxin entered my mouth, so I made myself like this.

It's not right, how do they know they will glide on the ground?

This is unreasonable!

Valdy thought for a long time, but he couldn't understand it. He could only obey the team doctor's examination.

"If you read it right, you are allergic to turf!"

The team doctor had been playing for a long time, and almost made Valdi blow his mouth afterwards before finally reaching a conclusion.

Turf allergies?

Excuse me, did you come back from studying on Mars?

I have never heard of turf allergy on earth!

Ferguson is also dumbfounded. What is this strange disease?

What should we do now?

Seeing Valdina's lips that have broken away from the human category Ferguson can't help but endure!

With a black line on his face, Vardy, as an old man, can we be serious in this game?

"Doctor, won't I die?"

Vardy suddenly reflected the seriousness of the incident, assuming that the allergy is true, that is not a trivial matter!

It is not a problem if the allergic reaction is light, but if the allergy is serious, it will hang up. It is not that there is no such precedent.

The team doctor rolled his eyes, "I shouldn't be dead, but I must go to the hospital for treatment now. I can't figure it out here!"

So, in the laughter of everyone, the ambulance came in and wailed and sent Valdy, whose lips were sexy, to the hospital.

I have seen people who were admitted to the hospital directly because of heavy injuries on the playing field, and those who have suddenly suffered from illnesses, but who have never seen a special allergy in the hospital.

In spite of the competition, Valdi was hung up on the bottle immediately after entering the hospital, lying alone in the ward, extremely pitiful.

When you can see your lips directly without pouting, this feeling is really bad.

Vardy wanted to know how much spicy crayfish he eats to make his lips so spicy!

The more I think, the more angry I get. It's so endless!

Why haven't turf allergies ever occurred in other courses, Portsmouth is definitely poisoned!

Gangsters!

I must appeal. If the FA doesn't care, I will let the lawyers sue directly, and they will have to turn them upside down!

The more I felt wronged, the more Valdy felt he was hopeless.

Although I am sitting on the tease system, how do I feel that I am not taking the initiative to tease, but tease me to find myself?

Let the people live!