Chapter 3: Childish and Stale Cliches 2

Chapter 3: Childish and Stale Cliches 2

Continued from Drunken TLs TL of the first 2 chapters.

Who did you fight this time?

The attractive school nurse asked.

Even through her gown you could see her large breasts.

Its big enough to tighten the shirt. I want a paizuri.

I was fighting a villain who was disrupting society.

Thats not funny at all. Tell me what happened before I tell the professor.

Ask Hanazawa

Hanazawa knows? Who you fought?

Yes. She saw it directly.

Thats weird Hanazawa would immediately run and tell the professor you were fighting with someone. Why havent I heard anything about it?

Doesnt the fact that he didnt fight back prove I was fighting a bad guy? Look over here. There is no one here that was hit by me.

Ill just say youre right

I feel this every time, but my reputation here is too nasty.

At this rate I may get a expulsion from the school.

Matsuda Ken you dumbass At least dont mess with the professors.

Despite the fact that I was the one whom everyone hates, the nurse still treated my right hand properly, perhaps due to a sense of duty.

I, who was looking at my heavily bandaged hand, looked up when the nurse started speaking.

You know that if you drink of smoke the recovery period is longer right? Avoid doing it if you can.

I wont.

I meant even outside the academy. I saw you and your friends smoke as you drink in a bar. Even though the school rules dont apply outside of it

If I want to heal faster lay off for a while right?

Thats correct.

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? Did you just say thank you?

The nurse showed her surprise with her wide open eyes.

Grinning, I wordlessly raised one hand and then left the nurses office.

You could say the situation ended nicely But some finishing touches were left.

When Tetsuya experienced this event, not many people had much to say, either inside or outside the academy.

The pervert was dealt with rather passively, along with the fact that Tetsuyas image within the academy being good.

However, this wont be the case for me.

I made the bastards face into a bloody mess.

I think the pervert is going to be out to get back at me one way or another

I was thinking about this and that while walking in the halls when,

Matsuda kun!

I lifted the corners of my mouth when I heard the urgent voice of Miyuki coming from behind.

I asked as I turnt my body.

What now?

Th-The headmaster told me to bring Matsuda-kun to his office That pervert reported Matsuda-kun!

I expected something like this to happen.

I made an annoyed face as I spoke.

Just leave it be.

What? Are you insane? Do you know how big of a deal this is? A-Anyways lets go quickly.

Miyuki was grabbing at my clothes and made a fuss.

I would have liked her to at least grab my wrists. Thats too bad.

Smacking my lips as if I was disappointed, I showed heavy reluctance as I went with Miyuki to the headmasters office.

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That person was a pervert Hes a sleazy man who groped my thighs Matsuda-kun helped me I already told you this!

Miyuki was feverishly trying to defend me.

Ahhh This is why I didnt want to miss this event.

It was good to sleep early yesterday.

The 60ish-year-old professor, who was wearing glasses on the bridge of his nose and listening quietly to Miyukis words, smiled kindly.

Dont worry about it too much. After the police investigated it turned out this person had many past incidents. He was caught being a molestor many times before this. The report wont go anywhere.

Miyuki, relieved by this, let out a sigh.

Re-Really? Then thats a relief But why does Matsuya-kun have to receive a punishment?

He was hitting him way too much. Five of his teeth fell out. A witness told me the situation You stopped Matsuda-kun right? Dont you think it was way too extreme level of violence?

Well I did think that

It was at the level where you, the one who was molested, thought that way. What do you think other people thought? They probably thought he was about to kill a person. They will think its scary that there is a student like that among us.

N-No way! You are punishing Matsuda-kun to preserve the schools image?

I made sure to give one last look at Miyuki to make it look as if I was going to run away to anyone watching.

I went to the mens bathroom located at the end of the hall and saw a group of first-year students who were huddled together, peeling Nogari fish. I walked over to them and spoke in a low voice. (Nogari is a fish snack)

All of you get lost. I have to go clean so hang out in the room across the hall or something.

S-sorry Well leave rig Huh? Clean?

Their ears prick up as if they heard wrong.

I put on an annoyed expression and grabbed a hose from the janitors closet.

Starting today, if the toilet ever gets clogged, I will find and bisect all of you.

If you think Im kidding come try me.

Wh-What if it wasnt us that clogged it?

Ill still kill you guys. So go tell people to keep this bathroom clean if you dont want to die. A bathroom should be used cleanly. So that the next person who uses it doesnt feel disgusted. Did you guys wash your hands?

Huh? Yea? What did you say?

Just get lost quickly.

After kicking out the confused boys, I put the hose in the faucet and started washing the urinals.

After that, I grabbed a mop and and as I was cleaning the bathroom floor earnestly,

Youre doing quite well?

I heard Miyukis voice from behind.

I believed in you, Miyuki. I knew you would come.

Thats why I acted like that before I left the classroom.

I spoke without even turning around.

Are you here to observe me?

Just cause You acted like you would run away

I keep my promises.

Thats a relief But Matsuda-kun, shouldnt you do the mopping last?

Is that so?

Thats normally the case?

Then what Should I clean the toilets first?

Yeah. I think that would be correct.

I decided to take Miyukis advice and took out a plunger.

You do know this is the male bathroom right?

I know. There isnt anyone here.

Stop disrupting me and just leave.

Ill watch Matsuda-kun for today. I need to make sure you clean everything properly.

Miura will be anxiously waiting wont he? Dont you normally go home together?

Normally we do But I should check as the class president And I also owe you one for today

So youre thankful? Then clean for me instead.

Instead of responding, Miyuki just crossed her arms.

Absolute refusal.

I burst out laughing, and walked to the furthest corner of the bathroom.

After seeing the dog like filth make its grand entrance, I screamed in anger.

AH FUCK!!

This wasnt an act, but my genuine feelings.

Why didnt they flush? These spoiled sons of bitches.

Im gonna find this bitch and actually kill him.

I barely managed to push the handle down and, having lost all my pride, I stumbled out of the room.

Dirty sons of bitches

And then, Miyuki laughed and covered her mouth with her hand, as if she found my behaviour funny.

After doing that for a while, she turned around and asked.

Are you going to be able to finish it by today?

Why dont take a closer look. See if you can still say that to me afterwards.

I dont want to. And to a person *sigh* You cant talk like that. Dont you think its too much?

Its the bastards fault for shitting for generously Ah Fuck Im like a beggar.

Dont swear so much. It makes you look cheap.

Sure. If you tell me one more time later on Ill put on an effort to fix it.

After putting on an act of digging out my ear, I grabbed tissues to plug my nose with and went into the next stall.

A tightly closed toilet cover. It somehow makes me feel uneasy.

To think I have to do this for 15 days The path ahead of me is already covered in darkness.

Atleast today I have Miyuki I should stop complaining and work hard.

To rescue Miyuki from Tetsuya, Ill have to build up a good image.