Chapter 353: The Iceman Comet

Chapter 353: The Iceman Comet

The first rule of fight club is not You dont talk about fight club. Enforcing strict non-disclosure agreements is requisite for a lot of groups governmental agencies, drug cartels, the Catholic Church but fighting has some rather more imperative concerns to deal with.

Rule number one, dont get killed.

How you go about this somewhat primitive concept is a matter of judgement, but I would say chief among the options is to not take on more than you can handle, like for example, a huge fucking ball of fire falling out of the sky.

Sometimes you have to take a stand, you might say, mainly because youve never stood under said ball of fucking fire. Sometimes delaying the enemy, sacrificing yourself so others might have time to escape, is a worthy reason to go into a fight you know you cant win.

I disagree. New novel chapters are published on

Its a difficult argument to make. Anyone can point to a large number of examples where one guys charge into the fray against impossible odds resulted in a victory for his side. Lives were saved, evil was defeated, a statue was erected.

You misunderstand me. Im not saying you shouldnt take action to prevent an undesired event from occurring. If you dont agree with what people are doing to the world you live in, by all means do everything you can to stop it. Fight them in every way that you can, except the way that they want.

Because the enemy, your enemy, any enemy, is not a fixed, one-note, limited to a single purpose kind of entity. No one is.

Villains dont build a laser pointed at the moon and then go home and put their feet up. They have a reasonable expectation of reprisals, they are prepared for a range of consequences to which they have answers. And some of those answers are more effective than others, so they would like you to choose the response to their actions that results in their preferred outcome. Guess how high on the list you getting yourself killed is.

The ball of fire was coming, but it wasnt exactly whizzing through the air. I mean, it probably was whizzing, and fizzing and spitting, but travelling large distances across the sky is a time-consuming business. It would get here but it would take a bit. Soon.

We merely need to slice it in half, said Laney. Maybe her whole issue was that she needed glasses and then the world would finally take on a realistic appearance for her.

Its a bit on the big side, isnt it? I suggested. It can be deceptive judging from a distance, especially at night with only the stars for reference, but it wasnt going to be the size of a grapefruit.

It is possible, said Biadet, the fruit ninja, if a stroke was aimed correctly and with enough force.

See? Even the appalling midget agrees.

If it were aimed at us, that is, Biadet added.

It isnt? I asked. It looked like it was definitely aimed in our general direction. Then wheres it going?

My first thought was the ship alongside us. Take out the Council, a nice forward-thinking move.

To be honest, the Council would have been my guess for the ones most likely to send me a big ball of death from above. Why? No idea, but that didnt mean they couldnt convince themselves it was their best hope for a bright future.

The only problem with that idea, though, was that they were already here. I was sure they could have found an easier way to dispatch me. Or just make sure I was marooned here permanently.

Laney cocked her head. Its going to the island.

Yes, said Biadet, as Ive already said.

No you didnt, insisted Laney. You said not here, you didnt say where. I did. Its going to just miss us. But not if I have anything to say about it.

Laney was sending confusing messages to my brain. No change there. She wanted it to hit us? What do you m

Before I had finished presenting her with a chance to ignore me, she ignored me anyway and kicked one of the sailors in the back of the leg. He lost his balance and fell to one knee. Laney sprang onto his back with one foot, jumped off onto the shoulder of another sailor and from there, launched herself onto the rigging.

She did this while at the same time sheathing her sword, which made it all look like she had rehearsed this move a thousand times. She scrambled up the mast like some kind of long-haired crimson monkey.

The only thing up there was the crows nest. At first I thought she wanted a better view, but that wasnt it. The comet was going to sail over us. Laney wanted to be high enough to be able to hit it with her sword. It was a fantastically retarded idea. I almost began applauding.

Biadet sighed and the stick which had been in her hands a moment ago disappeared. Then she ran towards the mast, and ran up it.

I dont mean she climbed it quickly, I mean she ran up it.

Biadet was elegant and efficient in her movements. Laney was a flurry of arms and effort. They reached the top at the same time.

They made quite a strange pair, a bit like Batman and Superman, only the dark knight in this case had the superpowers, while the sun god had nothing but total self-belief.

Laney followed suit. While I felt no unease watching Biadet doing the impossible, Laney was another matter. I fully expected the idiot to slam into the deck face first. So did the crew judging by the way they stepped back to not get in her way.

Laney stuck out a hand grabbed the bottom of the rigging, which should have pulled her shoulder out of its socket, and swung into a somersault, landing on the deck on one knee with a shuddering thump.

Lets get that boat in the water, she shouted. The crew sprang into action.

We took enough men to row us ashore. Maurices space taxi shot over us, screaming as it fell towards the beach. He was coming in hot, in every sense. I hadnt seen any safety belts or padding. Hed need a hell of an airbag to stop him dying on impact. Perhaps a chute would open at the last moment.

Nope. It slammed into the beach with a resounding crash. It didnt bounce or roll. Just hit the ground and stayed there like a golf ball in a sand trap. The flames went out.

By the time we reached shore, the islanders had gathered around the last escape pod from Krypton. If Maurice was hoping Id raise him as my own, I suspected people would know hed been adopted.

I waded onto the beach followed by Biadet and Laney. I half-expected Biadet to walk on water, but she jumped from the bow to the beach in one leap.

Heat radiated from the sphere. There was no door handle or buttons to press. I waited for Maurice to open it form inside. Maybe he was dead. At least Id be able to introduce the concept of canned food to the islanders.

I got a bit closer and kicked the side a couple of times. The hatch sprang open and Maurice half-fell out. He seemed to be unconscious. Or dead.

Then he moved a bit. Even if he was alive, he wasnt in a good way. Maybe he was like that when he got into the sphere.

Yo, Maurice, wakey wakey.

There wasnt much of a response. He needed healing, and I had the ability to heal people. Perfect match, youd think. I didnt fucking think so.

I looked up at the sky. Hey, Cowdrey! Clean up in aisle six. Nothing happened. Come on, I know you guys are watching. You said you could send help wherever I was. Lets see it in action.

I had to assume the reason they didnt intervene when the fiery ball was streaking across the sky was because they knew what was in it. They wanted me to deal with it, fine. Here was I delegating like a boss.

A spotlight hit Maurice and there was a sound just barely audible, like when youve got a mouthful of sherbet fizzing on your tongue. Maurice groaned. A few seconds later he slid completely out of the sphere and sat up, fixing his glasses to see better.

Colin? Youre alive.

Apparently he hadnt come to pay me a visit. Yep, no thanks to you. Why are you here? I dont remember ordering a pizza. Dont expect a tip if its got pineapple on it.

Maurice looked dazed and confused. His head turned from side to side as he tried to take everything in. Where am I? Who are these people?

I wasnt sure if he was genuinely disoriented or trying to stall for time. Maybe both. Was he going to attempt to claim hed lost his memory and had no idea what had happened?

These are cannibals.

Maurice gulped. Really? Are they your friends?

No. Hey, you, I said to the nearest islander, whats my position here.

Youre the president of the island.

Only until daybreak, but no need to bother with the details.

Dont try using your powers, I said.

Maurice looked up at me, frowning. It wont work on you without Jenny. His head dropped. And Im not as powerful now that Peters gone.

If he was expecting sympathy, hed crash-landed on the wrong island.

Why are you here, Maurice?

I dont know. I thought I was going home. Thats where it was supposed to send me. Home.

I kind of understood. Wherever this sphere came from the spires, I would guess he had worked out it was a way to get him back to Earth. What he didnt know, it seemed, was that the portal home was on this island, so it had taken him part of the way there. The question was, why was he going alone?