Chapter 69: Trial By Fire

Chapter 69: Trial By Fire

It might seem very romantic, a terrified girl falling into your arms and asking to be saved, but I assure you it isnt. Its actually quite upsetting. That shes scared; that someone out there did this to her; that youre expected to take care of it. All very upsetting.

A hero, of course, will do what needs to be done in order to save the girl. The heroes you hear about, that is. Then there are all those heroes who attempt to save the girl, but fail. You dont hear much about them, but Im guessing theyre in the majority.

Dag had a bandage around his thigh where I assumed Jenny had stabbed him. He didnt have his sword with him, but he was carrying the axe hed been given on the first day. He immediately broke out his biggest smile when he recognised me.

Hey. Look who it is. How you doing, bruv?

From Jennys story, I had expected it to be Tin. I guess that was just my prejudices coming out. She was too worked up and babbling to be clear on who had attacked her, and I never asked.

Im doing okay, I said. What do you want, Dag?

Looking for a friend. You seen her? Dangerous out here on your own. Were all a bit worried about her.

If you mean Jenny, shes with us now. No need to worry, well take care of her.

His smile got bigger, somehow. Aw, thats great. Thats good news. Only, theres a slight problem we need to take care of.

Yeah? Whats that?

See, all her gear, her weapons and that, we paid for it all. Me and Tin, were the rainmakers in our group. Its no biggie, we enjoy it to be honest. Killing monsters and making a mint while you do itits a lot of fun.

Dag helped himself to a seat on the opposite side of the fire, wincing a little.

We make sure everyone else is kitted out properly, make sure they have what they need to survive, but if youre going to leave the group, its only fair you return all that stuff.

I nodded in understanding fashion. According to Jenny, you decided she owed you a lot more than just her gear.

Dags face registered surprise. He looked either side of him, like I might be talking about someone else. Oh, that girl. That little minx. Face of angel, heart of a pure bitch. Tell you I tried to force myself on her did she? He shook his head. Ha! Can you fucking Adam and Eve it? After all the times I saved her pert little butt, she uses that old chestnut against me. Classic, innit? Girl cant have things her own way, accuses the guy of rape. No winning against that is there? What do I say? It wasnt me? I never touched her?

He looked really saddened by the whole thing.

You wont believe this, but its not the first time someones accused me of that sort of thing. First year of uni, met a girl at a party, went back to hers and fucked all night. Happy as Larry, I was. Couple of days later, police only pull me out of lectures, dont they? Turns out she has a boyfriend back home, felt all guilty about what shed done and decided her getting drunk and throwing herself at me was my fault, somehow. Luckily, Id videoed it on my phone, so everyone could see she was more than willing. Cops loved that, I can tell you. Wanted copies for their records. He laughed. Strange how history repeats itself.

She did have a pretty nasty gash on her head, I said. And you do have an axe with what looks like blood and hair on the blunt end. Do I have great eyesight? No. Just a guess. He could always deny it. Not like I could call in CSI: Narnia to check for a DNA match.

He raised the axe and looked at it. Okay, sure. I aint gonna lie to you. I dont come out of this smelling of roses, by any stretch. I could just walk out of here and call it quits, but I dont want you to get the wrong idea about me. I wanted the gear back, she felt shed earned it. I disagreed and started taking it by forceminimal force, mindand she stabs me. Couple of inches to the left and women of this world would all be in mourning, let me tell you. I aint gonna deny it, I was pissed. I dont believe in hitting women, you understand, but you stab a guy, bitch gonna get slapped. Instinct, bruv. Hit her before I even knew what I was doing.

The wound was on the back of her head, I pointed out.

He looked confused for a moment. Its from a game? I thought Tin came up with it. Overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer. Yeah, I guess it does sound like it could be from a game. Still true, though.

Yes, I agreed, but not today.

I drove my spike through the underside of his chin until the point popped out of the top of his shaved head. It didnt kill him.

He grabbed my wrist and tried to pull my hand down. His hand was slick with blood which made it hard for him to get a good grip on me. His other arm hung uselessly at his side. He was much stronger than me, but he was also in a lot of pain. The struggle was sixty-forty in his favour, Id say.

I could have used my other hand, but it was still burning and I didnt want to set myself on fire. I could feel the spike being removed from his skull. If he got it free, he was more than capable of making me stab myself with it.

He didnt get the chance. The end of Maurices spear punched through Dags chest and he opened his mouth to let out a surprisingly gentle, Ah!

Maurice and I pulled out our weapons simultaneously and Dag fell face-first into the dirt.

He liked to talk a lot, said Maurice.

Yeah. Chatty. Id just killed a man. I dont know what I expected, but I didnt feel any different to how I felt a moment ago. I wasnt upset the way Id been when I killed the Mouse King. Did that mean I was turning into some kind of sociopath? Or that this death felt justified? Either way, I wouldnt be shedding any tears on this occasion.

My hand was still burning. I knelt down and let the blue flame slide off my palm, into the fire pit. The wood caught light immediately and the flames lit up the camp. Dudley walked in with his bow over his shoulder. His aim had been amazing, and what had been even more impressive was the speed. The two arrows had hit almost at the same time.

He wasnt a very nice man, said Dudley. It wasnt much of a eulogy, but it was accurate.

What now? asked Maurice. I suppose we should leave as soon as possible.

Cool, huh? The three of us talking over a dead body like it was no big deal. Who the hell were we becoming?

Theres something I want to do first. You should go tell the girls were okay, I said to Maurice. Then I turned to Dudley. I need you to help me get him back to his camp.

Dudley just nodded, but Maurice looked surprised. Youre going to take him back? Why?

Feels like the right thing to do. Plus, I dont want them misunderstanding what happened. Dont worry, Ill have the sniperino watching out for me.

Do you think Tin knew about him? said Maurice.

Only one way to find out. I bent down and grabbed one of Dags feet. Come on, Dud, lets go.

Dudley grabbed the other foot but seemed hesitant. Its a tad dark, isnt it? We could wait till morning.

Sniperino works better in the darkerino. My hand burst into flame, lighting our way.