C448 Drunk

"Oh my god, are you just playing with me? Ever since I came to this world, you have never made me feel good about you! Tell me, is that good thing of yours for perfection? Say, why are you so stingy as to teleport me over? "

"Ugh …" It wasn't easy for you to create a good situation in Europe, but in the blink of an eye, you stabbed me in the Ryukyu. It wasn't easy for me to establish an alliance with Prussia, so you turned around and forced me to become your enemy.

"If you keep looking forward, I'll bleed and cry and beat a Ryukyu with my life. The position of prime minister hasn't even warmed up yet, but Tanggu, you already forced a fourth person to bully my family …" "That's right, and my wife, I finally got a harem and made a Grand View Garden beauty, but I didn't even get half a star in the end. This time, I'll have to f * * king return to your side …"

"Am I easy? Do you think it's easy for me... Do you think I'm easy? I owe you from my past life. "I'm almost dead from exhaustion, and I still have to hold on …" Why did it start singing again?

Xiao Letian was not crazy, he was just drunk. In the tall poop of the British merchant ship, there was a small room right beside the captain's room, and that was where Xiao Letian could rest.

The round windows were opened, and the fishy smell of the sea breeze blew in, while Xiao Letian, who was in the room, had already started singing.

In the cabin, there was only Xiao Letian, and even Hu Niu, Ping Er and the rest were not allowed to get close. Hu Niu had specially picked two English sailors who did not understand Chinese as sentries, but she did not allow the new soldiers to get near.

Strangely speaking, Xiao Letian loved to drink in his previous life, so he would just go to the Back Sea Bar to soak when he had nothing better to do. Moreover, he had to face customers frequently at work, and there were all kinds of social events occurring.

However, Xiao Letian did not drink much after he had teleported to another world, and he had only been able to taste a little of some of the social events. In Hu Niu's memories, it was only about two or three times that he had drunk wine.

However, a strange order was passed down within Xiao Letian's power. This order did not exist in any words, it only existed in the mouths of core members. It was said that the one who gave this order was Hu Niu, and it had been passed down to everyone.

"If Xiao Letian is drunk, no one is allowed to get close, and no one is allowed to overhear Xiao Letian's drunken speech.

The key reason why there was such a secret order was because Xiao Letian would say some extremely strange things while drinking, and even say some words that sounded good, as if he could understand the future after drinking.

What is a tank? What is an airplane? Why wasn't telegraphic technique as useful as wireless technology? Who knows what kind of technology wireless is?

Not only were these strange things, Xiao Letian would also sometimes sing some strange and popular songs, some of them were extremely scoundrelly, all of them were naked and frugal … You love me, I love you, I want to sleep with you or something. If these words were to spread, Xiao Letian's prestige would probably collapse like an avalanche.

There were even more words that no one could understand. Things like 'parallel worlds', 'interstellar travel', 'quantum physics', 'Ultraman's battle with small monsters', these things were all very profound and very tall. Just listening to their names gave one the feeling of being able to change the entire human world.

Hu Niu was the first one to discover this problem of Xiao Letian's, and that was when she was taking care of the drunk Xiao Letian on the Taibai Top. From then on, this good assistant began to link up with Xiao Letian's core family members, and hid this secret from Xiao Letian so that he could come up with such a hidden military rule.

Today, on the British merchant ship, Xiao Letian who was depressed had gotten sick again. When he heard the bad news from East Asia, the emotions that he had suppressed for half a year exploded once more.

Ever since dinner, Xiao Letian locked himself in his room, bottle after bottle of Italian wine was poured into his stomach like grape wine. Hu Niu repeatedly gave him three cups of wine, and every time she realised that the wine on Xiao Letian's table was gone, but the dishes did not move even a little.

"Come to Hu Niu... Don't go, sit down and listen to me! Do you know that this thief is so evil that he doesn't give me 100 points every time he takes the exam? Actually, I could have given him 100 points, but he just doesn't want to give me … "He just gave me 60 years. Don't you know he's stingy …"

"Ugh …" What's even more infuriating is that it's still later. Do you know how he paid the sixty points? "Hahaha, he first wrote down 100 points, which filled your heart with joy. Then, ka ka ka, he changed the 100 points into 60 points. You said that he's not bad …"

Xiao Letian grabbed his wife's hand, pressed his forehead against hers and said tiredly, "So tired, my wife, do you know? I'm so tired now that I can't feel the pain. I have a feeling... Six cycles of reincarnation have been going on for countless years, and this is probably the most exhausting time of my life.

"Good heavens! Stop playing with me... In the next life, I will definitely remember to drink that bowl of Grandma Meng's Elixir. "Sob, sob, sob …" After he finished speaking, Xiao Letian actually began to sob softly.

Hu Niu was completely shocked, this time, she was so shocked by the nonsense that she almost fainted. When she turned her head to see that the cabin door was closed, she was relieved.

Looking at the man who was crying on his lap, Hu Niu's heart ached. His man was really too bitter, peeling off the bright outer shell, his heart was actually very weak. Everyone thought that Xiao Letian was someone who looked like a great emperor or general, but Hu Niu knew that it wasn't.

This man's heart was as kind as an ordinary person's, but he also had the same worries as an ordinary person. He wasn't thinking about the state of affairs in the country like others had guessed, he saw that the beauties' eyes lit up, he was willing to eat more food whenever he saw delicacies, he wouldn't stand if he could lie down, and he did a lot of lazy things.

Only Hu Niu, Fu Hui and the others, and only the women in the inner chamber had ever seen Xiao Letian's weak side. When this man stood outside, the entire world would pay attention to him.

Hu Niu gently touched Xiao Letian's hair and muttered with a pained heart, "How about … Why don't we just stop fighting... [I have so much money, I can't even spend it in a few lifetimes …] "You know so many big shots, even if you step down, I don't think anyone can bully us. On the contrary, the higher you go, the more enemies we have …"

"Ryukyu isn't just you alone, and the Great Qing isn't even your Great Qing. We've already used all our strength, so why would you go all out to fight us …"

The more Hu Niu spoke, the more sorrowful she became. The last few drops of tears fell on Xiao Letian's head. If the French team up with the Qing Dynasty, will we win? "

The woman's tears were always the catalyst for a man's high morale. Not even ten minutes had passed since Hu Niu's cry, when she suddenly raised her head and said, "Don't speak, continue to cry, just follow this tone of voice and cry slowly …"

At this time, most of the drunkenness had left Xiao Letian's eyes, and all the wisdom from the past returned to him.

"Wuwuwu …" You? What's wrong with you... Wu wu wu … "So you were pretending to be drunk?" Hu Niu sobbed as she whispered to ask.

Xiao Letian smiled at his wife and said in a low voice, "This is the territory of the British, do you think I will get drunk? Keep crying... To tell you the truth, I have hidden spies in Ryukyu, Tanggu and the capital. The probability of us successfully surviving the crisis is very high … I think it should be at least eighty percent! "

"Wuwuwu …" Eighty percent? Wu wu wu … Don't scare me... Are you for real? "

Right next to Xiao Letian, in the Captain's Room of the British merchant ship, two Englishmen in black suits were using a stethoscope to eavesdrop on the wall. One of them was listening while the other recorded.

"Xiao Letian is indeed drunk, he seems to have sung a strange tune just now. The melody is different from any of the songs in Qing Nation, but it is somewhat similar to the operas in Europe. "No, no, no, there's no such thing as a boring song for European opera!"

He really did not expect that the two English people were actually Chinese Tongtong, who possessed a high level of attainments in Chinese.

"Record, hurry up and record …" Xiao Letian was cursing the Heavens, the God in the hearts of the Chinese people … His wife is trying to persuade him to give up his struggle... Oh, as Prime Minister expected, at most, this Xiao Letian is a special kind of person among the Qing people. He can be considered a hero in Asia, but compared to us Europeans, he is completely retarded … "

Xiao Letian was very smart, he knew that all the protection provided by the British had a price. That Comte de la Comte de la Comte in London, on the surface, looked like a pugnacious and frivolous old man, but Xiao Letian knew in his heart that those who did not have any real ability would not be able to become the Prime Minister of the British Empire.

Xiao Letian was very clear that as long as he transmitted his weak information to London, and let the Comte de la Comte de la Comte know that he was a weak East Asian politician, Xiao Letian would be able to get more help from the British.

Even if they did not have the support of practical benefits, at least they would not be treated as important enemies by the British people. Only then would Xiao Letian be able to obtain the precious time needed for peaceful development.

Xiao Letian indicated towards the Captain's Room next door with his lips and said softly, "My foolish wife! Do you really think that I will leave our roots without holding back? "Let me tell you the truth, I have long predicted all kinds of petty thoughts after my departure …"

"If worst comes to worst, we can start over. The resources I left in Asia may seem huge, but they are nothing to me. Sometimes, if I want to build a new world, I have to destroy an old one …" "And the one who destroyed the house, definitely could not be me …"

Xiao Letian suddenly straightened his back, and hugged onto Hu Niu's neck, and imprinted a deep French kiss on it. "If we want to achieve great things, we can't have too much dirt on our hands. A true expert must learn to use the enemy's hands to achieve our goals …"

"Hehehe, my good wife, if you cooperate with me, this bunch of English people will be convinced that I am a debauchee …" "It's really been a long time since we've had sex …"