Scourge Sixty-Six - Goof

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Scourge Sixty-Six - Goof

Scourge Sixty-Six - Goof

I meet Commander Nunez with a big, kinda goofy grin, and I really couldnt care any less if he thinks Im a bit weird for it. My hearts still beating at a million thumps a minute, even though I havent moved all that much, and I feel extra floaty.

The commander has come around with a good number of his Templars. Some on horseback, a few others on foot. Its clear from the undead gore staining their armour that theyve been busy guys lately.

Hello, I say.

He nods to me from the top of his horse. Hello, Princess Malvada, he says. Im glad to see you well. Are your companions all in good health? He looks past me and to the mansion. The front lawn is a mess of turned up dirt and re-dead bodies. A few of my monsters are laying on the ground too, their skin turning into black ash as they melt away.

Yeah, were all fine, I say. I didnt think youd be coming around this end of the city? From what I recall, he was planning on hitting up the noble quarter.

Youre correct. It seems that my predictions were erroneous. While we did find some of Altums necromancers in the noble quarter, they were no better than beginners. From the looks of it, they were using the mansions there as schools to educate a new cadre of cultists.

So, lots of undead, then? I ask.

He nods. Yes, but none which were strong enough to contest us. A few were certainly powerful, enough to place a lone Templar on the back foot, but we were far from alone, and the necromancers themselves posed little threat. For all that their creations might overwhelm in large quantities, they themselves arent well-trained cultivators when it comes to straight combat.

Yeah, I think we noticed the same thing. So, you came around here to help us? I ask.

No. One of the necromancers we put to the question let us know where their leader resides. He looks at me, then pointedly at the mansion behind me.

I nod. Yeah, that sounds about right. A guy called... Gerry? The names a bit fuzzy.

Getorix, he says.

Thats the guy! I chime in.

He eyes me for a moment. And you encountered him?

Oh, yeah, hes kind of splattered across the entrance hall right now, I say distractedly. I want to get back to my friends. My... girlfriends?

Are we even there yet? Maybe I need to ask formally. Or do they need to ask me? How does that even work out? I mean, sure, weve kissed, which was very nice, but Im not sure if that makes it official or anything.

Is there documentation to be filled? I should ask Esme. Or Felix. No, both. Yeah, both makes a lot more sense.

Theres a shake, and I blink, realising that the commanders dismounted his horse at some point and is poking me in the shoulder. Are you well? he asks.

He was pretty strong, I say. Good with water magic, and he had a lot of abominations with him. But, uh, well, he was probably a match for any one of us, but we were five. Plus he wasnt the only fear cultivator.

Numbers do tend to make a difference in these kinds of engagements, Commander Nunez says. He pats me on the shoulder. I need to see to these matters, then to clearing out the city of the remaining undead and reassuring the surviving population.

Does that mean our alliance is over? I ask.

I suppose it does. But Im no fool to only obey the letter of an agreement and not its spirit. Take your time in departing.

I nod. Yeah, we still need to find Sempers books and I should get my monsters to regroup.

Ah, yes, about that. The many-headed goose. It left our temporary base at some point and was last seen chasing undead across the streets. Is there anything you can do to rein it in?

I consider it for a moment, then shake my head. No, there really isnt.

Thats concerning, he mutters. Well, well deal with that in due time.

Commander Nunez continues on towards the mansion, and I wave behind his back. Now I can go and rejoin my friends.

For some reason, I almost dont want to.

Things have changed. Probably for the better, but still... its going to take a lot to figure things out, a lot of talking, and working through things, maybe a bit of arguing. I take a deep breath. Yeah, I can handle it.

Plus, the kissings nice.

Grinning like a loon again, I rush back into the mansion, squeezing past a Templar who folds away from me as if Ive got a sickness or something. Maybe I do? Im certainly feeling pretty weird.

I find my friends in one of the antechambers to the main entrance. Bianca and Lily are off to one side, talking to each other while Felix and Esme are on a couch.

Esmes face is as red as when I left, hands on her thighs and attention fixed ahead while Felix has a grin so big it must be straining her ears.

H-hey, I say, then I promptly pretend my voice didnt crack. So, Esme, want to find those books? After that... well, after that, I think were nearly done here.

That sounds perfectly doable, Esme says as she bounces to her feet. That brings her face-to-face with me, and we stare at each other for a moment, some unidentifiable something between us before we both break eye contact.

Felix sighs. Man, I have so much work ahead of me.

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