Bane Fifteen - Double

Bane Fifteen - Double

Bane Fifteen - Double

We had to get ready for the double date.

The problem was, that while we had some time (Aunt Semper had slipped Esme a note saying that the date would take place in a weeks time) we didnt know how to use that time well.

My speciality was making monsters and... I guessed using dark magic pretty well? Neither of those things were useful when it came to preparing for a date.

Worse, it wasnt a real date. I had even less experience with fake-dates that were meant to help someone else with their romantic life. I wasnt even sure if I wanted to help. Moms lovelife was none of my business.

Well, maybe it was a little bit my business.

I kinda really wanted to make it my business, but I was a good and respectful daughter and Mom gave me plenty of space, so it was only fair that I did the same for her.

Is this good? Esme asked. She raised a dress off the rack and turned with it. The dress was very fluffy, with many frills.

Too poofy, Felix said.

I nodded. Way too poofy.

Esme sighed, then shoved the dress back onto the rack. I dont know what to do then, she said. We dont have anything that fits. All of this stuff is too... too much.

I dont know why you two are bothered by all of this, Felix said. She was lounging on a lounge chair, feet hooked over the part of the chair meant for sitting and body splayed out across the seat with her arms above her head, holding a book up. Just go dressed like normal. Maybe clean up a bit before. Take a bath.

I dont know if we can go on a date just wearing normal clothes, I said.

Felix shrugged, then turned a page in her book with a flick of her thumb and a tiny use of wind magic. I dont see the point in getting all prettied up. Youre dating each other, yeah? Its not like you dont know what you look like.

I pursed my lips. She wasnt wrong, but still. Its... symbolic, I said.

Sure, Felix said. Not as if any of us know what were doing here, I figure its better to go simple and not worry about it.

Do you think Moms going to go simple I asked. That doesnt sound like her at all.

Felix tilted her head back to glance at me. Your mom never does anything simple. But youre not your mom, and Esme isnt Semper or whatever. Besides, its a fake date, right?

It is, Esme said. Just a fake date between me and Valeria, thats all.

Right, I agreed.

Well, there you go. You dont practise fighting while wearing all your nicest gear, thats just silly. Besides, Semper and Luciana both know that this is a fake date, right?

Felix snickered behind us, but when I turned her way she shook her head and waved me away. Whats so funny? I asked.

Nothing. Its just... you two.

What about us? Esme asked.

Youre being very scientific about this whole date is all, Felix said. I think its funny.

If were going to date, then were going to do it correctly, Esme said with a huff.

So youll end it with a kiss? Felix asked.

I... well... Thats a bit much for a fake date! Esme said. Her hair snapped at the air.

Yeah, I agreed. Its a bit much. Thats something wed do if we were actually dating.

Esme glanced my way. Youd kiss me if we were dating?

I... well... anyway, were going off topic, I said. This isnt about us, this is about Semper and Mom.

Felix nodded. Yeah, but they think its about you, right?

They think its about us going on a fake date to learn more about real dating, I said.

But neither of them seem all that bothered by the idea of us dating, Esme pointed out. Or at least, Semper didnt.

I dont think Mom would mind, I said. What we need to see is if Mom and Semper would mind dating each other.

Felix shrugged. I think youre thinking too much. If they like each other theyll just naturally want to be with each other, right? Like, we all like each other, so we all stick together.

Yeah, but this is different, I said. This is romantic liking.

No, I think Felix is onto something, Esme says. What if one leads to the other?

I narrowed my eyes. I guess. In that case... what we need to do is make sure that theyre good friends, then just shove them into romantic situations until something sticks?

Thats exactly it, Esme said with a nod.

For some reason, Felix found that immensely funny, but no matter how much we teased her, she wouldnt tell us why.

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