Chapter 152: Misdirected God

Suddenly I was back, Alex stood in front of me, and Kyrina was at my side. I looked over at Kyrina and then pulled her into a tight embrace, but as I did, a message popped up on my HUD.

//Mission trigger

//Registering Harem Member: Kyrina: [Dandere 0%] [0 Active Skills] [0 Passive Skills]

//Mission: [Gravity Perks]: Complete 0/5 accidental compromising falls within 24hrs

Oh great, here we go. Is this for real Tequila? I half expected you to…

//Did you forget about me, you idiot? -Aquina.

NO! Dammit! How can I do this now?

//Registering Harem Member: Aquina: [Tsundere 0%] [0 Active Skills] [0 Passive Skills]

Really zero percent? I thought she would start off with at least seventy-five percent...wait, I haven't been scolded yet! 

//I closed the line between your thought, and now you can communicate like normal -Tequila.

Oh, thank you so much, mom! I was about ready to crack if I had to do that again. 

/Yes, I hear you. I thought you would have been out and a about

//Do you think I like being attached to your hip? I am level one again, not that you care, hmph -Aquina.

If she gets worse...well, I will just have to strive to mess up my missions.

//Mission Update!: [Gravity Perks]: Complete 0/5 accidental compromising falls within 24hrs|Special completion conditions: Complete mission using [Aquina] for a bonus point

There was a bad guy? I needed something to hit! If I ever got my hands on this damn game designer, I was going to beat him like a red-headed step-child! I better get something useful from this! 

I was finally able to pull my attention away from the mess that was now my life to find a very impatient look, Alexander. His arms were crossed, and he was tapping a massive metal foot. I suppose he had a reason for being upset; I did, after all, come to see him, and now I was ignoring him.

"Hey, Alex!"

"What is your Wish mortal?"

Wait a minute, who am I in this game, Tequila?

//You are Meteorian,

{MAS-Master Class}

{Abilities Include}: 

[MAS Mastery]: Can Pilot any MAS.

[MAS Communitcation]: Communicate with MAS while piloting only.

[Unlife Hunter]: Overcharge Dynam Veins.

[Dynam Absorbstion]: Absorb pure Dynam.

[Dynam Conversion]: Covert Dynam collected by [Dynam Absorbstion] into physical power and speed.

{Hidden Abilities}

[MAS-Commander]: Event locked

[MAS-Master]: Experience locked

[Overcharge]: Situation locked -Tequila

Okay, I will go "accidentally" be a pervert for this, seriously! This was like cheating...but I couldn't be frozen...did I miss something here? Like maybe another condition that says that im about to get fucked for all my luck? 

*Very loud and metallic clearing of the throat*

"Sorry, Alex! Hey ya about that favor…"

"Wish."

"Sure, I want to control the world outside of this game."

"I can't do that."

"Then don't preach to me about it being a wish! Now, about the favor you owe me, I need a ride and some help with a fish problem."

"You expect me to help a disrespectful…"

"I don't actually know if I need you now, do I?"

I ignored the crying god-bot and turned, grabbing my gun, and made my first mission attempt, tripping over my own feet, expertly. I threw my hands up and let gravity do the rest, falling in a spectacular display of clumsiness. I used some fast handwork as I fell and managed to holster Aquina in Kyrina breasts before crashing to the ground.

//Hey! What the big idea pervert!

"Are you okay, Dave?"

//Mission Update!: [Gravity Perks]: Completed 2/5

Ha HA! A two for one if I have ever seen it, now just to retrieve Aquina, hehe. Wow, this system was going to make me ten times worse than I already was. I was going to need an Excuses System and an Understanding System before this was all over.

"Yeah, I'm okay; I just tripped over my feet; let me just grab her out of there."

//You are going to get it when I level up! -Aquina.

/Sorry!

//Lies! Your a pervert, surprise, surprise. I would be more disgusted, but I don't care about you, anyway!

Aquina was right; I would get it when she levelled up, I would be giving it as well!

"HEY!"

I turned to what I could only read as...angry; the standard solid metal face and glass plate didn't do much for emotional transfer of feelings, but I understood enough from the hostile stance he had and the way the weapons in the room had just started to shake. Alright, I get it your a god, and I'm the puny mortal, but I'm not.

"Yes, Alex, what is it?"

I pulled Aquina out of Kyrina's breast holster and walked over to the large robot; I could feel diamond tense in thought as I approached Alexander, Primal God of Prime. I stopped in front of him and crossed my arms, glaring at him. For his part, Alexander leaned down and brought his metallic face close to mine; good lord, that face was big.

"You raced all the way here, and now you have decided just to leave?!"

The giant robot sounded pissed, but I really wasn't concerned about it. Although I'm sure if Diamond could, he would have already pissed himself; I understood his worries about this "God," but I didn't share them. I made Diamond pull my suit back off my hand and then slapped it on Alexander's giant face.

He tried to pull back, but it was too late as the purple cord that ran down my wrist sunk into the MAS, and then I was inside.

"It's time we talked, Alex. What happened?"

Instantly, I was flooded with memories of long ago when I brought Alex to this planet to safeguard the core and protect the world. Memories of a planet filled with water and riding Xeno-Tsunami down, but nothing past each drop-off. Then I was back standing in front of Alex, and I pulled my arm back from him.

"So one came, and then the races started, and I became obsessed with the race, not caring who won? Why would I do this?"

"It's just another bad plotline that we don't have time for. Are you feeling better? I hope so, now let's get the help out of here; I got a mission to complete!"