Chapter 131: Are You The Harem Hero?

Well, it was time to start exploring! Now that I was about seventy centimeters tall, I felt better about moving around, but all my stats were full. What had Trinity said? Fight, forage, or Fuck? 

Well, I do not need food or anything else to do with foraging, and Trina told me I wasn't ready for that yet. I think I got it now why I wouldn't want to try and have some kind of weird animal sex after mulling it over. I would just have to wait to do the fun stuff, so that just left the first option, and this was a game, so...

"Is there an easy way to find anything to fight?"

"If you have the skills for it, but for now, you're just ugly and can find lunch, which won't give you exp now since you are full!"

"The we wander Pack Fairy! by the way, where is your pack? Or do I not get one of those this time?"

"After I'm done, you will get one!"

"You're done? Oh, shit, that's right, your a Helper! Sorry, I was wondering what happened to you in the first game."

"Yup, I can only stay to get you set up. Later, I can drop in to help more or wait until the next game and play the whole game with you. You can choose, but you have to do it just before your third evolution, or I disappear and just come back halfway thought."

"You can play a full game with my Trinity."

"Wah? I told you have time still!"

"You know me; I forget things, so I will just say it now. Is there something wrong with that?"

*Silence*

I turned my head to Trinity, but she was gone. Great, you idiot, she just told me to wait till just before, and I messed it up. Now, I was alone, and I had no guide. On the up and up, next game I would get to spend it with the woman sized Trinity, and program or not, she was one good looking woman!

I sighed, and now she was gone; I just need to move on and get moving. Places to go, things to eat, bitches to fuck, etc., but really what now? 

I looked around, and it was forest everywhere I observed. I was warm, so I picked a random direction and started to walk. Every direction looked the same, so it was just a matter of picking a direction and trying to walk straight. I scratched trees to mark them to prevent a funny walk around incident from happening because it would not be considered funny alone.

The forest was pretty non-descript; maybe they didn't put a lot of work into the starting area. Suddenly, I caught the scent of something large and hairy ahead. I can't say how I knew that, but my nose translated the smell into a vague image in my mind. It was a large bear with great horns, oh yeah!

Now, this was more like it; to hell with the details around me! The monsters and abilities were out of the world! I started to race forward, and my adrenaline started to kick in, and I felt my scales start to click into place like rows of dominos. I moved faster and soon located my target with my nose.

The creature was something to behold. My nose couldn't tell me things like color or exact size, so I was pretty surprised to find a three and a half meter tall white polar bear with curling horns. The creature was trying to pull Pooh Bear and shakedown some honey but turned when I got and twenty meters away.

"So, you are my first real contender?"

The bear's voice was deep, and as he lowered himself, I could see the intelligence in his eyes. Was this another player like me?? Maybe I should try and talk to him, see what he knows about the game.

"Wait, you're a player, right?"

"Yeah, just like you, but in a different genre."

"Genre? Sorry a vindictive little shit of a god wiped me, and im still missing a couple of spots."

"Oh? Yeah, those types of Gods are in all games. They get obsessed with a person and end up getting punished when they go too far. Genre's are like classifications for game types. We picked them before coming in. I choose Action Romance, do you know what you chose? I'm Keller, by the way; I know we are about to try to kill each other, but no point in throwing courtesy out the window, right?"

"Hehe, I agree, I'm Dave! My classification, hmm? my goal is always to save lost souls, and I have a bunch that I have got as players and even made gods. I don't know what you would call that?" 

"BWAHAHA, Dave! Are you the Harem Hero? No way, you're a legend in other games, you know that? I am Valor, AKA Keller! This is crazy, and now I know what you mean about the little shit Fate! I heard he's on Ice, and dad was demoted!"

"You know me? How am I a legend to people I have never heard of and in other games?"

"I can't tell you too much, but I can give you more than the girls are allowed. All the world and gods are connected; as a god, you can participate in other genres. In your case, you're just too damn good, man! You are the envy of the servers, and there is a waiting list to get on your server!"

"Shut the fuck up! The fuck have I been doing this entire time? Are you kidding me? Do you know Simon? That mother fucker!"

I was livid, so this was all some big set up, I bet the world was fine, and Simon had everyone in on it. 

"Simon? Who is that? No, I get it about the lost soul thing but, you have to admit it's a cool gimmick! Your helping so many girls that normally wouldn't have a chance to get to godship a chance!"

What? Wait, so he didn't know this was all a broadcast? What was going on here? This shit was getting crazier by the moment.