Chapter 517： Order wine

Operating room.

Guo Liqing was calm and calm, and his operation was not slow, he said in his mouth, "You only know one thing, you don't know the other."

"What's the second?" Asked the director of orthopedics in cooperation.

"Do you know why the plastic surgery has to be done twice or three times?" Guo Liqing looked up at the crowd, and then went back to continue sewing the ureter.

The director of orthopedics smiled: "You want to say that you have made a plastic surgery for yourself?"

"The process is meaningless, the result is meaningful." Guo Li calmly said, "I dare to say that I look the best, do you dare?"

When speaking of this, Guo Liqing's tone became hardened.

On the habit of talking nonsense alone, the doctor group can be said to be at the head of the whole society. And it's not just Chinese doctors, doctors all over the world have a slang custom.

But in the hospital, there must be a urology department on the talking head.

No way, people are authoritative.

When doctors face ordinary people, they can be proud to say that I have seen more baseball **** than you have ever urinated. Baseball ball, you have to watch them.

If you want to make a baseball ball beauty contest, among the doctors present, Guo Liqing is really qualified to be a professional judge ...

"Wen Wu first, Wu Wu second, how does this thing look good and look good?" Huo Congjun watched the operation progress smoothly, and felt relieved, and happily joined the chat sequence.

Director Guo Liqing laughed twice and said, "If you are a thing, you will score a good one. If you don't believe it, ask Dr. Ling."

The doctors and nurses in the audience suddenly looked at Ling Ran with curiosity.

To say that in the hospital, this topic can be said to be very elementary. After all, everyone is a veteran doctor at the level of director and deputy director. Without alcohol stimulation, it really needs a long enough surgery time to slowly "Open your heart".

However, Ling Ran instantly accelerated the formation of the topic, and everyone turned their attention to Ling Ran.

Ling Ran himself was a bit inexplicable.

As a new doctor who hasn't been singing for a long time and started to perform surgery on her own, Ling Ran has not always participated in such interactive topics. After a few seconds, she asked, "What is the definition of good-looking?"

"Good looks are pleasing to the eye." Guo Liqing said casually with a smile.

Ling Ran said, "Your standard is relatively low."

Guo Liqing froze. He wanted to say that his standards were not low, but looking at Ling Ran, Guo Liqing also felt that he had a guilty conscience about discussing good standards with him.

The two nurses suddenly looked at each other and smiled, and looked at Ling Ran again blushingly.

"Hey, this atmosphere is not right." Guo Liqing turned quickly.

"Dr. Ling is right about everything," said the equipment nurse firmly.

"Agree." The itinerant nurse stood out.

"Aye." This time is an anesthesia nurse.

"Aye!" Louder was the attending doctor of the anesthesiology department.

Everyone couldn't help but look at the anesthesiologist.

The director of anesthesia smiled awkwardly, and stared at the attendant: "It's a pill."

"I ... I didn't ..." Xiao Zhi suddenly panicked.

Huo Congjun coughed hard, then forcibly reversed the topic: "Well, do you know what car the patient is driving?"

"Looks like an SUV."

"Import the car. His dad did the engineering."

"The dean's nephew, it doesn't matter if his dad doesn't do the project. Where can't I borrow a car?"

"It's as if you don't borrow a car."

"Can it be the same? My nephew dare to borrow a car from a pharmaceutical company, and I chopped their medicine."

The atmosphere in the operating room turned again.

Huo Congjun breathed a sigh of relief, and he knew that once middle-aged and senior doctors talked about money, cars, and rights, they would not talk about women anymore. In other words, the purpose of talking about women was originally to show money and power. Now there is a more direct stimulus. Naturally, no indirect stimulus is needed.

Zuo Cidian, who had been dangling around the edge of the operating room, was also relieved.

He was really afraid of Ling Ran saying something wrong.

With so many hospital directors and deputy directors, there is no need for anyone to jump out and scold your mother, just to give you uneasiness every day, and the days in the hospital will really be uncomfortable.

As far as traditional Chinese experience is concerned, what can't be done and what can't be done is not smooth. The thing to consider is not luck, but the way to be a person.

In Zuo Cidian's view, Ling Ran's not chatting is a correct strategy ...

"Don't say, the bladder of the dean's nephew is pretty good." Guo Liqing's laughter disturbed the atmosphere in the operating room again.

Huo Congjun gave him an unexpected glance, but he did not expect that the deputy director of urology turned out to be a pure urologist not attracted by money ...

"I swear, this bladder is at least the most beautiful top 20 in the bladder I have ever seen." Guo Liqing pulled it with his hand and shouted, "Let the light come closer. Look at this bladder, you don't know What does it look like ... "

"Let me see." The doctor outside of General came together. "It's good."

The anesthesia attendant who has nothing to do is also stomping.

Ling Ran, who had finished his liver, just came over and looked at it, and said, "The color is not right."

"It's just because the colors aren't right." Guo Liqing smiled.

"Is the color of ischemia, there are other problems, tearing?" Ling Ran was more speculative in the light of the strong shadowless lamp.

He has 170 experiences of abdominal anatomy, which is not like surgery. Surgery can be done without touching. The less familiar you are, the less you should not tease.

Gynecologists, for example, walk around the urethra.

However, the anatomy can be carefully explored. In the face of the general teacher, the more delicate it is, the smaller the cut, the better the teacher's teaching will be.

It is not surprising that 170 times of abdominal anatomy experience were placed in the medical profession decades ago. At that time, surgeons did not have so many advanced instruments available, and they could only find ways to improve their physical examination capabilities.

But today, 170 times of abdominal anatomy are already the masters of medical anatomy.

With this, although Ling Ran is not very familiar with the urology's operation and condition, he is clear about the anatomy of the bladder.

Guo Liqing froze for a moment, and when he looked back, he gradually realized that he was wrong.

"There may be a problem with the blood vessels." Guo Liqing hurriedly flipped, making the atmosphere on the operating table tense again.

Including the orthopaedic surgeon, he gave way to Guo Liqing.

It took a long time for Guo Liqing to straighten his waist, and he breathed a sigh of relief: "Fortunately, it would be a shame to cut such a beautiful bladder."

"No problem?" Huo Congjun asked.

"All right."

"Ling Ran really sees the problem?" Huo Congjun was curious on the surface, but actually he gave Ling Ran a look.

"Yes, the tissue is torn. If this is left untreated, the bladder will be removed in the future." Guo Liqing was not embarrassed, and said with a quibble of his lips: "A very rare case, how does Doctor Ling judge?"

Ling Ran calmly told the truth: "I think about it from an anatomical perspective."

"There is no such thing as a fame." Guo Liqing made two beeps and continued to lower his head.

Calm was restored in the operating room for the Nth time.

However, for the directors and deputy directors of various departments, Ling Ran's performance is really amazing.

Zuo Cidian took a peek at Ling Ran and couldn't help thinking: Dr. Ling didn't like to talk when he was undergoing surgery. Could he be thinking too much?

He thinks from this direction, and the more he thinks, the more it makes sense.

laugh.

The operating room door opened, and Director Lei of the Medical and Political Department came in and looked at the people in the operating room. He tentatively said, "The surgery next door is all done, and everyone is discussing what to eat for dinner. The dean is invited to the east, and everyone orders something. . "

"Goose. Don't move the one in the fountain pool, buy another, and buy some feed for that goose." Huo Congjun said very politely.

"The dean invites you to get a real crab from Yangcheng Lake." Pu Wai also asked with a smile.

The director of the orthopedics department said in a rich man's tone, "What kind of crabs are there in Yangcheng Lake? Get some Sri Lankan crabs, find a good chef to make it, and waste it."

Director Lei listened to a group of doctors lion wide open, and then immediately smiled.

If the operation is not successful, the current operating room will either be able to raise king crabs in a cold atmosphere, or it will be bad enough to heat stroke.

If you dare to ask, it means that the operation went well. The big opening of the lion shows that it went very smoothly.

As for the cost of hospitality ... the directors of the top three tertiary hospitals in the region don't care about money at all, in theory, they don't want money ...

"No problem, I have written down, what do you drink? Let me say first. Lafite in 1982 is not there, the grade is worse, everyone please do whatever you want." Director Lei will definitely not help the medical representatives save money.

This time, several chief directors didn't say a word.

Huo Congjun was also polite: "You point."

"It's better to Ling Ran." The director of digestive surgery is older and makes a suggestion with a smile. UU Reading Book

Comrade Guo Liqing, deputy director of urology, immediately agreed: "Let us order one first."

"Doctor Ling first."

"Dr. Ling has worked hard today."

Director Lei of the Department of Medical and Political Science was a bit inexplicable, and a bit clear, looking at a group of technocrats in the operating room holding Ling Ran in harmony.

20-year-old Ling Ran is technically savvy and a resident. The technology is solid and few words, and it does not show the demand for power and profit.

A group of technocrats who started at the age of 45 and have an average age of 55 really don't mind holding a handful of Dr. Ling.

"Dr. Ling, would you order one?" Director Lei smiled.

Ling Ran took off his gloves and thought for a while, and said, "Champagne, don't shake."

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