Chapter 2016： punch line

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"Thank you, thank you." Evan Bell walked down the stage while pulling the cuff on his hand, "Anne Hathaway, ladies and gentlemen, you only know how to applaud, thank you." Wen-Belle and Anne-Hathaway came to a face-to-face ceremony, Anne-Hathaway even had an extremely bright smile at this time, making people see her beauty, "As everyone knows, this is a physical job," this It was after the "only know" words just now, which made the audience laugh out loud again, "Now you can relax, tonight, there is nothing to worry about, right?"

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Evan Bell stood up straight, and if you look closely at Evan Bell at this time, you can see that he didn't actually do any special styling. The short and medium hair when he released "Five", after several months of growing his hair, some long hair. Yes, but it was cut a little shorter before Oscar, and now Liu Hai is just a little above his eyebrows, and then he casually stretched his back to reveal a smooth forehead, retro and generous. However, on such a large stage as the Oscars, Evan Bell's uninhibited and casual nature became more and more evident.

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"You're all right, but I have to clean up." Evan Bell tidied up his loose shirt a little, but his hand movements were concentrated on his crotch, which made the scene burst into laughter again, and then Evan Bell pointed to Anne Hathaway, "She played Nixon very well, didn't she?" This made the audience applaud again. "Ladies and gentlemen, the real Nixon actor is here, Frank Langella."

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Evan Bell walked to Frank Langella who was sitting next to Anne Hathaway, shook Frank Langella's hand, and then he actually sat down on Frank Langella's lap, "Let I sat down to catch my breath." The scene suddenly chuckled, "Oh, Frank.

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Evan Bell put his arm around Frank Langella's shoulders, and Frank Langella also started shaking his legs very cooperatively, causing Evan Bell to rise and fall, "I know you've acted in stage plays, but This is a bit too exaggerated. "This sentence caused a burst of laughter in the audience. "I originally wanted to drag you to the stage, not because I didn't want to kiss you. I really can't say it. It's just because you're a little fatter now, and that's the real reason." "

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The scene was filled with scattered laughter again, "You can kiss me." Frank Langella pointed to his lips and said with a smile.

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"I can... uh... dear, oh, forget it." Evan Bell stood up hesitantly and struggled, and then left as if to flee, saying "Mickey", while facing the other side of the guest seat. He walked over, "Mickey, thank you, I'll give this to you." Then he handed the sleeve that he had been holding to Mickey Locke, "Mickey Locke, look at you, you look so real. Spirit." Immediately there was applause like Mickey Rourke's salute.

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"Hello, Marisa." Evan Bell greeted Marisa Tomei, who was sitting next to him, before looking back at Mickey Rourke, "I hope you can relax tonight and do whatever comes to your mind. Say what, you know, like you came to the scene wearing a white suit." Here's a funny story, Oscar has a curse, the unconventional actor who shows up at an awards ceremony in a white suit will always be with the final The statues passed by, and Mickey Rourke was the only male guest in a white suit tonight. And Evan Bell also pointed to the black suit on his body, with an expression like you know me, which made the audience burst into laughter. But it's not over yet, "You know, there's a seven-second delay in the livestream anyway, and if you win, we'll extend it by twenty minutes." This is not just a joke about Oscar's seven-second delay, but Mickey - Locke's remarks were long-winded and foul-mouthed, which made the scene completely laugh out loud, and Mickey-Locke started scratching his head helplessly.

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Evan Bell came back to the stage in the laughter of the crowd, "Look, there are Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt sitting there, they are the nominees for tonight's best actor and actress, Evan Bell was tidying up his somewhat messy sleeves, and when he noticed that the applause had stopped and he noticed himself again, he couldn't help saying, "Sorry, Brad, you probably thought 'the sexiest man today'." , you should know how to dress, if you can give me some advice, my bad sleeves are really driving me crazy." The laughter just started, and Evan Bell continued, " For the two of them, I didn't prepare any jokes, in fact, I did, but I thought it was very likely to offend some of the Jennifers present," The laughter suddenly broke out, and it was obvious that Evan Bell was implying Jennifer Anne Ston, Brad Pitt's ex-wife, but didn't want Evan Bell and went on to say, "Ghana, you can't blame me for not mentioning Affleck. So I decided to drop the joke." When it came to Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck, the scene burst into laughter, but Evan Bell continued, "But according to the contract, I have to mention them at least five times on the show, So I have to. Nice to meet you. It's the first time."

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This time, the laughter in the audience exploded completely. Even Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, who were a little stiff because they heard "Jennifer", couldn't help clapping their hands and laughing.

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"And Meryl Streep, ladies and gentlemen, she also came to the scene." Accompanied by Evan Bell's voice, the audience burst into the warmest applause, "Fifteen times! Since she Since the film, she has been nominated for 15 Oscars, setting a new record." The applause of the audience was even more enthusiastic, "I don't want to say this, but when someone can reach this number, it should not be reminiscent of people. Steroids are hard too." The laughter exploded again.

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Meryl Streep even bent her arms in a very cooperative manner, making a muscular man stance.

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"Yes, Meryl, you look great. Meryl won her first Oscar nomination for 'The Kramers' in 1979, when she was nominated for Best Supporting Actress. Below, we look at See who else has won this honor after her."

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Along with Evan Bell's witty opening remarks, with Meryl Streep as the introduction, tonight's Academy Awards officially kicked off. Evan Bell retreated to the backstage, while the big boys fell on the stage. On the screen, an essence series of the best supporting actress award-winning speeches was played.

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At the end of the short film, the big screen automatically formed five cuboids, which slid along the arc top of the stage and arranged them at an even distance. Then, the sound that matched the picture on the screen came out from the live sound, and listed the five previous participants. Winner of Best Supporting Actress.

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Immediately afterwards, the five winners appeared together, and one of Oscar's mysteries was revealed. Before the awards ceremony, the academy had said that this year's honorees would be very special and kept secret for the time being. Now it seems that it is really ingenious to invite five previous winners to the stage to present awards together. It's a lot more interesting than the previous best supporting actress award for best supporting actress.

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The best supporting actress awards were awarded to Eva-Marie Sainte in 1955 for "The Wharf", Goldie Horn for "Cactus Flower" in 1970, and Goldie Horn for "Cactus Flower" in 1985. Anjelica Huston, who won the "Beautiful Girl" award, Whoopi Goldberg, who won the award in 1991 for "The Ghosts", and Tilda Swinton who won the award for "Michael Clayton" in 2008 .

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Such a special award announcement ceremony made all the guests stand up together, not only to applaud this award ceremony, but also to show respect for these previous award winners.

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The five presenters introduce the five nominees respectively. This is also a novel way. Compared with watching the highlights of the movie on the big screen before, it is much more vivid. I have to say that this year's Oscars are indeed It took a lot of thought.

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The competition in the Best Supporting Actress department, strictly speaking, has no real dominant actor, Penelope Cruz in "Midnight Barcelona", Kate Winslet in "Life and Death", Jennifer in "Juno" - Garner, Marisa Tomei from "Wrestler", and Amy Adams from "Child Abuse Suspect", these five actors all have absolute strength to win the last golden man. If you want to strictly distinguish some strength comparisons, then Amy - Adams is slightly disadvantaged. The other top four players can be said to be indistinguishable. Penelope Cruz and Kate Winslet are slightly stronger, but their advantages are limited.

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It can be said that the competition for the best supporting actress kicked off this year's Oscars, and it was a close-quarters battle.

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"This year, the Oscars pay tribute to you all," said Tilda Swinton, last year's Best Supporting Actress winner as the final announcer, UU Reading www.uukanshu. com opened the envelope in his hand. Since the time for the awards ceremony was shortened this year, even the acceptance speech was required to be completed within forty-five seconds, so Tilda Swinton didn't pause. The Oscar goes to Kate Winslet!"

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The audience suddenly burst into warm applause. In the end, Kate-Winslet won the first award tonight in the fierce competition, and "Juno" regrettably missed the opening

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"Oh, I'm sure it's impossible for me to finish in forty-five seconds." Kate Winslet looked very excited, her voice trembling, and she could even feel the cry in her throat. She is the youngest actress to win six nominations in Oscar history. Although her outstanding performance in "Revolutionary Road" unexpectedly stumbled, she finally won her first place with her outstanding performance in "Life and Death". A little golden man!

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Now what about the Evan Bells? He changed into a set of clothes, wiped his sweat, and then appeared on the side stage again, ready to step onto the stage at any time to make a tandem for the next session. However, he was still not serious, and was chatting with Tina Fey and Steve Martin beside him.

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