C16

After being disturbed by the False Taoist, the people surrounding him all scattered, but there were no losses in the shop. He had duped so many people to buy wine, and the two little sisters had already struck gold.

"What are you blanking out for? Hurry up and clean up the table!" Originally I wanted to leave, but the supervisor stopped me and pointed at the False Taoist table.

That guy is still there, and I really don't want to go over, but I don't dare to disobey the director's orders. Although I've been an old employee for a few years, but I'm still a part-time worker, and a lackey of the lowest level.

Maybe that guy didn't have enough of a prank. I was packing up my things and he started playing with me again, he wouldn't move me when I went to collect the bottles, I went to collect the melon seeds and things, and just as I was putting them away, he dumped them out again.

I wanted to point at him and curse him, but I didn't have the courage, he is not Xiao Keke, he didn't beg me in any way, and I don't know where he came from. What if he is an evil ghost, what if he wants to kill me?

"Big brother, please go around me. I didn't see anything!" I begged in a low voice. This guy was even more powerful than God. I didn't dare to offend him, so I could only plead humbly.

"Hehe, you're the only one who sees me in this shop, you play with me!" the guy said.

Play, play my ass, laozi is at work, I can't see you, I'm playing with you, then I still don't want to work, I still want to get a salary, no? "Big brother, I'm at work, I don't have time to play with you."

"If you don't play with me, then let your wife accompany me!" the guy said again.

"Wifey, I don't have a wife. I'm single!" I replied. If I had a wife for you to play with, I would definitely kill you. However, I could give him an inflatable doll, and it was of Sister Feng's version.

"You lied to me. Your wife has come several times already. I have long since seen her!" That guy said angrily.

Damn, I was so shocked. Xiao Keke was the only one who came to the shop, she couldn't have fallen for Xiao Keke, right?

"No, no, I don't have a wife, that's not my wife …" I immediately explained. I felt that my trouble was coming, and if this guy wanted to steal Xiao Keke, then what would I do, I'm not f * cking a monk so how could I fight against a ghost?

"If she's not your wife, then that's even better. When she comes, I'll bring her away!" That guy was filled with confidence, as if Xiao Keke could just let her do whatever she wanted with him.

I immediately packed up my things and left. When I got back, I must tell Xiao Keke not to let her come into my shop again, it's too damn dangerous.

However, whatever I was afraid of would come. Just as I was about to get off work, Xiao Keke appeared again, stood in front of me with a smile and said, ", I'll wait for you to get off work."

I grabbed Xiao Keke and dragged her towards the door. Damn, aren't you trying to kill me?

"What? What are you doing? Are you hurting me?" Xiao Keke shouted.

"I'm not joking with you. There's a man in the shop who has taken a fancy to you. He wants you to be his wife. Hurry up and leave, don't come back here again in the future!"

"Male ghost, what male ghost? If you don't like me, just tell me, why are you looking for excuses?" Xiao Keke said angrily.

"F * ck, I'm not joking with you. Really, that ghost said to me today, he wants to find you as his wife!" I'm going to die from anger, why doesn't Xiao Keke believe me?

"I don't believe you. You must be lying to me, I didn't see you come a few times ago" Xiao Keke wrinkled her nose, with an angry look on her face.

"Wife, he didn't lie to you!" Suddenly, an unfamiliar voice sounded by our side. I turned my head in shock. The one who stood beside me was the male ghost from before.

"Who, who are you?" Xiao Keke was also scared, as she continuously retreated, her face turning pale white.

"I'm your husband, you're my wife!" The ghost man laughed, looking like a scoundrel with a wretched appearance.

"Bullshit, who's your wife?" Xiao Keke was so angry that she almost died, and scolded him while pointing at him.

However, the ghost wasn't angry at all. Instead, he replied with a smile, "It wasn't like before, it was from today onwards. What's wrong with you following a living person? Come and play with me. I guarantee that you'll be in the air every day!"

"Rascal, shameless, vulgar! Who wants to play with you!?" Xiao Keke scolded.

No matter how bad he was, she was still a college student. She probably never met this kind of rogue thugs before, so not only did her screams have no effect, they would also stir up their excitement and desire to conquer the world.

Sure enough, the more Xiao Keke scolded the ghost man, the more excited she became, and laughed, "I'm not a hooligan, I'm interested in my own wife, in the future you will fall in love with me, gege."

"Zhang Feng!" Even though he knew it was useless to continue shouting, Xiao Keke hid behind me and pulled on my clothes for help.

But what's the use of calling me, I'm not a monk or a Taoist, I don't know how to catch ghosts.

"Brat, scram! I can pretend that I don't know nothing. When I make my move, you will definitely die!" Seeing that Xiao Keke was hiding behind me, the ghost was annoyed. He warned me fiercely and even revealed his vicious face, at the same time revealing his appearance right before his death.

"F * ck, how fierce is the underworld!" I cursed in my heart. Looking at his appearance, he must have been part of the underworld before he died, but I have no idea what level he reached.

"Big brother, look, she's still young, so she's not suitable for you to play. How about this, I'll burn paper money for you. Money, cars, beauties, 38D beauties, I'll burn ten of them for you, alright?"

"Don't, I didn't report it to the Underworld. I don't need you burning it, I only want her," the ghost pointed at Xiao Keke and said.

"Zhang Feng, save me, if I am insulted by her, I will commit suicide. If I die, you will not be able to send any orders to the Elder Sister, and you will also die," Xiao Keke threatened me while crying.

"Holy shit, you're already dead, how can you die?" This threat seemed a little fake.

"I can, if I die, I'll be turned into ashes. As for Elder Sister, you can't explain it, you'll be killed by her," Xiao Keke replied.

"Is there really such a thing, don't lie to me!" I turned my head and said, Du Sanniang did not tell me this, but I did not dare be unlucky, so if it was true, then I would definitely die, and might as well win by a little.

"Boy, it seems that you are prepared to meddle in other people's business. Then I'll kill you first, and when you die, I'll accept you as my little brother. Haha!" The ghost laughed and said.

Damn, this guy is definitely not from a underworld. There's a huge difference between a damn hooligan and a underworld. My confidence skyrocketed. F * ck, I'm not afraid of just a hooligan.

I rolled up my sleeves, ready to fight.

"You're courting death!" the ghost bellowed, then reached out his hand to grab me. He wasn't on guard at all, as if he was going to grab me.

"Peng!" However, the result was out of everyone's expectations, as my kick directly sent him flying.

"You, you can actually hit me?" The ghost man said in disbelief.

"Hit you, why can't I hit you?" I raised my fist and said. Although I didn't know why I could hit ghosts, my confidence rose greatly.

I took the initiative to attack, charging towards Hooligan Ghost, and very quickly started to fight with him. That little hoodlum, as expected, didn't have much ability, even a thin and weak scholar like me couldn't beat him, he was just an equal.

"Xiao Keke, help me," I couldn't get rid of him in such a short time so I called for Xiao Keke to help me.

However, Xiao Keke actually retreated, shaking her head and said, "I, I don't know how to fight!"

I'm totally convinced now that I've never seen a pig run before since I've never eaten pork before. It's also good for me to hold my hands and feet. If it doesn't work, then a woman can just pick her face and scratch her hair.

Without any helpers, I threw caution to the wind and started to desperately pinch Hooligan Ghost as if my life depended on it. However, the Hooligan Ghost gave me a mysterious smile before disappearing without a trace.

"Be careful!" Xiao Keke shouted out loudly, but before I could react, a kick landed on my waist, and my entire body fell onto the ground.

"Hurry up and run, what are you waiting for?" I knew that the Hooligan Ghost had reacted and started to use his ghost ability. This way, I wouldn't be her match, so I quickly told Xiao Keke to run.

Xiao Keke was startled for a moment, then turned around and ran, and suddenly disappeared.

"F * ck, I'll let you go tonight. I'll go and capture my wife!" The Hooligan Ghost saw that Xiao Keke ran away, and immediately lost the mood to care about me. She turned around and ran away, allowing me to heave a sigh of relief.

My waist was still hurting. I first lay down for a while, then got up. However, just as I got up, I saw a person staring at me with a dumbstruck expression.

"Big brother! Big brother, how did you fight with me alone? Quickly teach me!" Seeing me stand up, that person hurriedly shouted.

Crap, I'm going to be treated like a lunatic again. I won't really be locked up in a mental hospital for a few more times, right? So I put on a straight face and said," Don't you see how I rehearse?

After I finished speaking, I quickly ran off. I'm going to apply for a leave of absence from the supervisor, I don't even know if I will be caught up in the battle yet. If she gets humiliated and commits suicide, won't I be unlucky?