Chapter 301

It may be that I feel the impermanence of life. As a small human, I want to hold those limited happiness in my own hands. Therefore, not long after returning from Yucatan Peninsula, the three of us proposed separately. Finally, at the suggestion of Qiu bailing, we decided to hold the wedding together.

Wedding is a big event in life, especially for those of us who are dying, happiness is particularly precious, so no one dare to be careless. Three women tried wedding dresses everywhere, tasted cakes and invited the band. Men have fewer things. The three of us tried our clothes like fools for several times, and basically have nothing to do.

The wedding day was set by me. I got all the eight characters of six people's birthdays and chose the "auspicious day" most suitable for everyone. Then they sent invitations to their friends. Because the wedding in their hometown should be held separately, the rest of the family did not invite except Sanmei's mother.

One day about half a month before the wedding, Lao Hei suddenly called me and shopkeeper Qian out and met at the gate of a downtown skyscraper.

After driving there, I saw Lao Hei waiting there. He was wearing casual clothes and carrying a big bag behind him. I was puzzled and asked, "what are you doing, sneaky?"

"Don't mention it. Several good friends asked me out. My mother-in-law looked tight again. Today she went to check..."

Shopkeeper Qian interrupted Lao hei and said, "brother, you're not authentic. How can you come out and fool around at this time?"

"Shopkeeper, you don't understand. It's not fooling around. It's called... What's it called... It's called a farewell ceremony. I'll never meet again. I'll always kiss goodbye. I just change the kiss to gender. Besides, do as the Romans do. Understand, men here have bachelor parties before marriage. You two ungrateful guys won't do it for me. I'll do it myself "Not yet?" said old black cheekily.

"What are you calling us for?" I asked.

"Stupid, there's no tacit understanding at all. Of course, it's a cover for me. I'll leave the phone to you two. If my mother-in-law calls, it'll say we're drinking. I put my cell phone on the table and went to the side office." Lao Hei said and handed me his cell phone.

"Well, doesn't it mean that empress Yan's blood is more spiritual than Cupid's arrow? Why do you come out to steal fishy?" I doubted empress Yan's words. Although her other words before she died were right, I checked back and found that Jinlihua was really pregnant.

"You don't understand. The soul belongs to the soul, and the body belongs to the body. My soul belongs to her, but the body has to take care of other women from time to time." Lao Hei said. Shopkeeper Qian and I grinned and vomited.

Nonsense, we climbed to the top floor. This is a high-end club. Lao Hei packed a VIP room here. He entered the room with several beautiful women with angel faces and devil figures and asked shopkeeper Qian and I to drink and listen to the piano in the rest area at one end of the corridor. Next to us was a thick wooden door that Lao Hei told the club staff to lock. Lao Hei repeatedly told someone to call him at the first time.

Lao Hei was very generous. He ordered the most expensive wine here for shopkeeper Qian and me. A bottle cost more than 3000 dollars. I poured a cup and drank it, but I found shopkeeper Qian ordered a pot of tea.

"Eh? Why don't you drink? Don't waste it," I said strangely.

"My lark won't let me drink. We're going to have children and give up drinking for half a year," replied shopkeeper Qian.

"Well, you're the best husband of the year," I laughed.

I drank and he drank tea. Just over an hour later, I heard someone banging on the door. I was so frightened that I jumped up and almost turned over the wine bottle.

"Lao Hei, are you in there? Open the door." I heard the voice of Jinlihua through the door. This woman is too powerful. How can she find here so soon.

"I installed a locator in your car. Don't install it. Hurry up and die for my mother." the subsequent roar let me know the answer.

"Open or not?" I asked shopkeeper Qian with my eyes, but he looked at me with the same eyes.

"Don't open it, right? Do you think I can't help it if I don't open it?" with the sound of "pa", it seemed that something had been stuck to the wooden door, followed by the sound of buttons.

Fuck, this woman wants to blow up the door. Shopkeeper Qian and I immediately jumped up and lay down behind the piano in the rest area. At the same time, we pressed the piano player aside.

With the sound of "boom", the place where the wooden door meets the door frame was blown open, the whole door fell on the carpet, and then three women walked in slowly.

The first one is Jin Lihua holding her stomach in one hand and a gun in the other. Next to her is Qiu bailing holding her arm. At the back is San Mei holding a gun. She is pointing a gun at several security guards and saying, "let's catch the traitor. It's best to avoid people who don't work."

Jinlihua looked around the hall and saw someone behind the piano. When she came over, she found it was us. She was surprised and said, "where's old black?"

Shopkeeper Qian and I stood up embarrassed and thought, what the fuck is this? It's like we're having an affair. They all glanced at the inner room with their eyes, but no one spoke.

Jin Lihua nodded and walked to the room with small steps. Qiu bailing, who held her behind, stared at shopkeeper Qian and said, "go back and settle accounts with you."

San Mei also threw down the same words and went to Lao Hei's room. Shopkeeper Qian immediately followed him. I said in wonder, "forget it. Don't go to inform him at this time. He must have heard the explosion."

Shopkeeper Qian didn't turn back and said, "who informed him that I was scolded. I'm going to watch the excitement. Won't you go?"

"Of course..."

We ran to one end of the corridor. When Lao Hei was in his room, we grabbed the door and looked. Lao Hei was standing next to the open French window. Jinlihua looked more than ten meters away from him. Several women on the bed were half exposed with crisp breasts and long legs, and only wrapped some sheets on their bodies. The scene was very fragrant and beautiful.

"What are you doing? Come back to me," said Jin Lihua fiercely.

"Wife, don't worry. Don't hurt your body. I'll apologize to you when your anger disappears." Lao Hei said. He took out the things in his backpack, carried them on his back and fastened a safety buckle on his chest. I couldn't cry or laugh when I looked carefully. This guy stole this job with a low altitude parachute.

"You..." Jin Lihua didn't say a word. Lao Hei jumped out with an umbrella on his back. We rushed to the window and watched until the umbrella was safely opened. Otherwise, Lao Hei would lose his life in order to have an affair.

After this, Lao Hei never had a chance to go out again. I didn't meet him again until the wedding day.

"Where's Quinn? Where's sea snake? Where's sol?" I looked for them for a long time, but I didn't find them, so I asked Lao Hei.

"They are on a mission," said Lao Hei regretfully.

"Who are you in Blackwater?" shopkeeper Qian asked.

"Blackwater bodyguard iron triangle, they are responsible for the security of the whole wedding. Otherwise, we have so many enemies. How can we rest assured?" old black pointed to two men and a woman wearing sunglasses in the distance and observing the crowd expressionless.

"That's good, otherwise none of us brought any guys. If someone really came to seek revenge, it would be troublesome." I was relieved.

Who knows, just when we were deeply relieved about the work ability of the bodyguard iron triangle, suddenly a bright red flower bloomed on their three chests at the same time.

"There's a sniper," I shouted, but my voice was drowned in the propeller of the helicopter. A civilian helicopter suddenly flew over us, and a six barrel Gatling rapid fire machine gun came out of the open cabin door. At the same time, many small parachutes were dropped from the plane, with capsule anti infantry bombs hanging below. The killing range of this kind of bomb is 50 meters, and now more than 20 bombs are dropped at one go.

"What the hell is the iron triangle?" I cursed and blocked Sanmei. I thought one of them would count. Lao hei and shopkeeper Qian did the same, blocking Jinlihua and Qiu bailing respectively.

When the first bullets hit my back, I felt something wrong. I found that the "warheads" hit me and fell to the ground. I picked up one and looked at it in my hand. It was actually - "sugar beans".

Looking up again, several people pulled the rope and dropped from the helicopter. A closer look was Quinn, sea snake and sol.

"Didn't you go on a mission?... Oh, you bastards lied to me." Lao Hei also immediately reacted.

"How could we miss your wedding?" said the sea snake. He picked up an "anti infantry bomb" from the ground and opened it a few times. It was wrapped in a bottle of champagne.

"TMD, I almost scared to death..." I covered my chest and scolded.

"Happy wedding..." bang, bang, the sound of opening champagne, I can't help thinking that the original sound of happiness is really many times better than the sound of guns

Ending:

Seven months later, with a loud cry, Lao Hei's son was born. The little guy made his parents quarrel when he was born:

"Why is it so white? It's not like me at all"

"Know a fart. My son's skin is like mother. Besides, I'm optimistic about white. It's dark and ugly like you. If you don't laugh or open your eyes at night, I don't know where you are..."

"It's always dark. I can't rest assured until I look at it."

"Why? Doubt is not your seed? Well, I tell you, it's not your child. Are you satisfied..."

"Nonsense, look at this thick eyebrow and big eye. It's not my seed. Who else can it be..."

One and a half years later:

With a cry in the delivery room, a nurse came out and said to us, "boy, mother and son are safe. This child is born with more than 20 kilograms. Our scale may be broken. Go back and measure it again."

Two years later:

This time it was my turn to wait anxiously outside the door. I was very nervous. When the first cry came to my ears, I almost couldn't help but want to rush in. As soon as I opened the door, I grabbed the nurse and asked, "what's the matter, boy and girl? Do you have sharp teeth?" in fact, I wanted to ask whether the long man has a fox like tail and is afraid to scare the little nurse. There's no way. Who makes this little guy have a quarter of vampire blood and a quarter of demon fox blood? I don't have a bottom in my heart.

The little nurse looked at me like a psychopath and said, "boy, it's normal. Mother and child are safe."

Old black shouted happily, "my son was born, ha ha."

"Don't talk nonsense, it's my son." I couldn't close my mouth, but I reminded him.

"Go, if you want to recognize your son, you have to line up. I've already booked it," said shopkeeper Qian, squeezing Lao Hei away.

"You two are really Godfathers. You should be able to teach knowledge. What can you teach? Don't rob me." brother donkey also joined in.

"Well, take your time. I'll hold my son..."

After having children, it is obviously inappropriate for mothers to continue to carry guns and play with their lives everywhere. Therefore, at the suggestion of shopkeeper Qian and Qiu bailing, we set up several foundations, which are respectively managed by the three of them. Among them, Sanmei is responsible for an animal protection foundation, Jinlihua is responsible for a war orphans and women's protection foundation, and Qiu bailing manages a comprehensive foundation.

In the first task after the establishment of the animal protection foundation, in the name of scientific research, Sanmei took great efforts to transport the plesiosaur under the Yucatan peninsula from the inside. In order to get it out, sol and others followed suit and carried out several underwater explosions to widen the narrow waterway, which was considered to be outside the sea.

When Bruce Lee saw his companion, his three eyes burst into tears. This may be his only companion in his long life. Two necks as beautiful as swans. After winding together, the two plesiosaurs touched their noses. The little dragon raised his head, which seemed very happy, and the other lowered his head, which seemed a little shy. Jinlihua held her son, rubbed her eyes with her other hand, and said to Lao Hei, "you're right, it's really female."

Lao Hei continued to be his mercenary and fought with his brothers all over the world. Shopkeeper Qian is still his government agent to deal with some "supernatural events" in the United States. With his ability, he is much more efficient in dealing with these events.

I continued to run my company dealing with supernatural events, and took Ivan and brother donkey together to fight against all kinds of demons and ghosts. As for what strange things I will encounter, I don't know yet, but what I can confirm is that it will be very dangerous and tortuous