C21

Seeing Lu Jiayan's awkwardness, Chen Ergou laughed and said: "A metaphor, is completely a metaphor! To put it simply, this camera's memory card is missing. "

"I have one here." Lu Jiayan opened the drawer and threw over a memory card.

"This... I'm sorry! "Forgive me for being unable to do so." This woman was so good-looking, why did she want to make it look a bit uglier!

"Aren't you a photographer? It should be possible. "

"Miss Lu is as beautiful as the heavens. If you want to take an ugly picture, no matter how small it may be, it will be harder than reaching the blue sky!"

Even though Lu Jiayan knew that she was beautiful, being praised in front of her was still a lot of fun. She immediately laughed: "In short, do your best!"

Lu Jiayan sighed, her expression became gloomy, her heart became agitated and impatient, she was not in the mood to reply to Chen Ergou, and said: "Just do as I say, don't ask too much. I'm satisfied with the auction, so I'll give you a thousand yuan as compensation. "

"But, I owe your hotel more than 10,000 yuan!"

"Aren't you going to get the money back later?"

"Oh!" Right! Right! Right! I almost forgot, I'm not short on money. " Chen Ergou fiddled with the camera and said, "Come! Sit down, I'm going to take the photo. " He didn't have the slightest bit of photographic skills, so he definitely didn't look good.

Lu Jiayan looked at the photos taken by Chen Ergou inside the camera. Be it the angle, position, shape or exposure, they were all unsuccessful photos. Although she could not hide his beauty, but from the looks of it, she had achieved a certain degree of restraint.

"Not bad! "No wonder you're a photographer. You can just take whatever you want. Just one photo will be enough." It seemed that Lu Jiayan was very satisfied.

It was all thanks to you saying that it was a little unsightly, or else I really would not be able to complete the mission. Chen Ergou kept his camera and sighed. For such a beauty to be able to slap her so hard, I truly cannot bear it! "

Lu Jiayan took out a thousand yuan and gave it to Chen Ergou, saying, "This is your reward."

No need for no help, Chen Ergou received it easily with a face full of flowers, and said: "Miss Lu, do you have time after work? I'll treat you to dinner. After eating, come to my studio. I'll take a good picture for you.

Lu Jiayan took the money, "Don't forget, you still owe us our hotel room expenses. This thousand dollars is enough to cover our debt, we are still short thirteen thousand dollars. Give me your ID. Go back and get the money. "

"There's no need to be so snobbish!"

"Doing business is so snobbish."

"OK!" Chen Ergou searched throughout his pockets stingily! Not to mention 13,000, he didn't even have 1300. If he were to place his ID card here, he definitely wouldn't be able to redeem it. Without his ID card, he wouldn't even be able to buy a return ticket. That's right! If we can't take the train, we can fly! The heavens shouldn't have any proof of identity! They are all of the same identity, birdmen.

Chen Ergou rubbed his hands together, "About that... To be honest, I came to Xiejing for a tour. Xiejing is very fun, I played in many places, it was indeed the capital! "It's extremely bustling, after playing this and that, it's simply a lot more fun!"

"Do you think this has anything to do with the room?"

"Of course there is! I finished the money while I was playing. "

"You don't have any money, and you still dare to stay in the presidential suite? You even dared to start a conversation with a girl on WeChat? " Lu Jiayan opened the WeChat on her phone and placed it in front of Chen Ergou: "This Pan An is you, right?"

Chen Ergou took a deep breath, and actually hit on her. Seems like his WeChat choosing skills were pretty good, as long as he picked one, it would definitely be a first class beauty. "You are …" Lu Jiayan, Jia Yan, Jia Yan! " "You are Jiayan?"

"Since there is no money, there is only one way! When do you have enough time to work at a hotel and when are you leaving? "

"Is there any other way? For example, let me take you a few sets of photos. " Chen Ergou's snub nose really made him look like a photographer.

"I'm sorry! "Not interested."

"Then what is Miss Lu interested in?"

"I'll be interested in the police if you continue to babble."

"Which are?"

"That won't happen, and that won't happen either."

Lu Jiayan had collapsed. The photographers were all artists, but the person in front of him was clearly a street rascal and a little hooligan.

"Just be a security guard! Four thousand a month, three months after work. And just to be on the safe side, you'll have to bet your ID on me. "

"Can I only do it for two months?" Even three days were too long for Chen Ergou, so three months, wasn't it equivalent to taking his life.

"What do you think?" Lu Jiayan thought for a while and said, "However! "Since you are a photographer, I can introduce you to a job. If you finish it well, you might be able to leave in two months."

"Great!" Deal! What kind of work? I'm pretty good at human photography. "

Even Lu Jiayan was speechless when she encountered such a shameless person, "I will inform you later. You should go to the security department to report now! "

After leaving Lu Jiayan's room, the first thought that came to Chen Ergou's mind was to run, but after thinking about it, this Xiejing was unfamiliar with everything. Without her identity card, money, where could she run to? [Such a good hotel! I heard that it's full of food, so why would I run away?] Wasn't this just asking for trouble?

Chen Ergou pushed open the security door and saw the fierce Hu Zi and Several security guards bragging and chatting inside.

"Do you know? That time, Manager Lu asked me to go to her office and ask me to help her carry the things on top of the cabinet. I stood on top and lowered my head. Hu Zi said in high spirits.

"Is this for real?"

"How could it be fake!?" Do I look like a braggart? "

"Brother Hu, what you're saying is nothing." Only then did the little golden demoness take notice of it. That time when she came to our hotel, I stood guard there, and once I got off the car, she let me carry the bag. I followed behind her, and it was as if she twisted and twisted, causing me to bleed from my nose! " A sharp-tongued security guard said with relish.

"You touched it?"

"I didn't dare …"

Hu Zi pointed at the security guard and said, "I think you and the little gold demoness are quite compatible."

The monkey-faced man laughed, "Is that so? I think so too. "

"That's right!" If that's really the case, then you too, brat, will soar to the skies in a single leap. "

"Stop being so shameless!" "Haha!" Hu Zi said, "Do you want us to pour you a cup of tea so that you can take care of us when you ascend into heaven?"

"You're welcome!" "You're welcome!" The monkey smiled.

One of the security guards said, "Brother Hu, you are wrong. If De Biao ascends to heaven, we can only pour him wine on his grave."

Hahahaha! Several security guards laughed unrestrainedly.

Chen Ergou coughed a few times and walked in. Everyone stopped laughing and looked at Chen Ergou.

"Yo!" So soon for the report? " Hu Zi stood up, he had already received the notification that Chen Ergou was coming to report. With a fake smile, he said, "Aren't you not short on money? Why is he even acting as a security guard? "

"Experiencing life, what do you know!" Chen Ergou said: "Manager Lu wants you to find me some clothes, don't dilly-dally."

"Who are you talking to? Do you know who's the boss here? " Hu Zi called out.

"Who cares who the boss is?" Chen Ergou glanced at Hu Zi, "Could it be you?"

Hu Zi gritted his teeth and nodded, "It's good that you know this. If I don't teach you today, I'm afraid you won't be able to stay here."

"Class?" Chen Ergou pretended to be confused: "I hate class."

"Yo!" You really don't know how high the sky is and how thick the earth is! "

"Do you know?" Chen Ergou was innocent and his expression was extremely serious, as if he was really discussing about how high the heavens were and how thick the earth was with Hu Zi.

"Brat, you are too pretentious. Without money, you dare to stay in the presidential suite. Without any eyes, you dare to come to the security department! Humph! I'll teach you how to conduct yourself! " Hu Zi said fiercely. In his entire life, he covered the sky with his hands, there had never been someone like Chen Ergou who looked down on him.

When Hu Zi said that, the sharp-tongued security guard immediately closed the door and looked at Chen Ergou happily. There's going to be a good show today! At that time, he would be able to beat a drowning dog and it would not be a loss of joy in his life.

All the security guards were also rubbing their hands together, waiting for Hu Zi to give the order to beat the crap out of this brat.

However, unexpectedly, Hu Zi slowly sat down on the chair, crossed his legs and said: "De Biao, didn't you just say that you had ascended to heaven?

De Biao laughed: "I didn't rise to the sky, I died just like that! If you can't drink tea, you'll ascend the sky. "

"Regardless of Ascending, Ascending, it's all about pouring tea. Heh! Wasn't there something already prepared? "Kid, go pour your Brother Biao a cup of tea." Hu Zi pointed at Chen Ergou and whined.

De Biao straightened his back and pretended to be mighty as he said: "Quickly go and pour Brother Biao a cup of tea."

Chen Ergou smiled, and nodded: "You want to drink tea, right? Alright! I'll go and get it now. Do you want something hot or cold? "

"Nonsense!" Can I drink cold tea? It's going to be hot. " De Biao asked.

"Hot? "Are you sure?"

"I say, why are you acting like a woman, Biya jibiya, are you done yet?" Hu Zi roared.

"How about, Brother Hu, I'll also pour you a cup!" I wish you an early ascension. "

"Then he must have reached the heavens in a single step. How uncultured, truly terrifying. Hurry up and go down!"

Chen Ergou walked to the water dispenser with a bright smile, took out two cups and filled them with boiling water, then took them out one by one. Hu Zi slowly reached out his hands to receive it like Master De Biao did.