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Fugui impatiently said: "I say, Wu Zi, can we be a little more straightforward? My uncle has already drunk four bottles, why aren't you drinking even one? Do you want my uncle to drink all ten bottles, and you want to swindle my uncle of his pesticide money? Drink more and you'll get a bottle of meaning! "

Chen Ergou threw away the bottle confidently and said: "Forget it! I didn't expect him to drink it. It was better if he didn't, in case he got poisoned and had to go to the hospital to have his stomach washed. "Fugui, let's go."

"I... "I'll drink …" Hua Zhenwu held back his anger, opened the bottle and poured all the medicine into his mouth.

Chen Ergou clapped: "Good! Right, Wu Zi, you are about to graduate, right? "

Hua Zhenwu brewed and drank it all. Other than it being slightly bitter, there was nothing too difficult about the taste! He looked at the medicine bottles and thought to himself, 'Damn, could he have bought a few bottles of fake medicine?' No wonder Chen Ergou was fine after drinking four bottles in a row.

"Hm!" We still have half a year before our internship. "

"Oh!" "Oh right, I forgot. Which school are you studying at?"

"Hanwu University!" Hua Zhenwu was puzzled, this pesticide actually started to talk about it while drinking, the only thing that was missing was a plate of peanuts, and the two of them sat down cross legged. One bottle of grass exterminating spirit, one bottle of grass exterminating spirit, some peanuts, and a mouthful of grass exterminating spirit, let's go brothers.

"Hanwu University? I've never heard of it! It should be very poor! In such a poor school, you can't learn anything, can you? No wonder you don't even recognize the most basic herbs, alas! We might as well be like me, returning early to all kinds of fields, ploughing up the fields, herding the cattle, and making a contribution to the country. " Chen Ergou said as he scratched the back of his head. How could he not know about the Hanwu University, it was one of the top ten universities in the country.

"Chen Ergou, you are ignorant! Ignorant? Hanwu University, you don't even know about it? "

"So what if I know? You can't even tell the difference between white radish and commercial land, red dates and medlar. What a waste of your school, alas! "If I was a teacher at that school and taught a student like you, I would be so anxious to hang myself. Rich, what do you say?"

"That's a must. If I were to be able to teach such a disappointing student, even if I were to die, I wouldn't feel satisfied even if I were to die a thousand times." The rich and the poor had a deep grudge against him.

"Chen Ergou, are you being too presumptuous?" Hua Zhenwu shouted: "Don't just talk, if you have the guts, let's continue fighting."

"Don't be impatient yet! Let's slowly drink this medicine. Let's talk about your mental retardation first! "Fugui, interview him for a bit."

"Alright!" Fu Gui brought the shovel in his hand near Hua Zhenwu's mouth and asked seriously: "Mr. Hua, may I ask why you are so retarded? "Let's share it with our audience!"

Hua Zhenwu opened the shovel and angrily said: "Chen Ergou, what are you trying to do? "If it's just a duel, why would you insult me?"

"Hey!" Why did I insult people when I was being honest? You don't even recognize the most basic herbs. Is it because you have a low IQ? A low IQ, isn't that just retarded!? "

Fugui nodded and said, "Yes! , just like you, let me advise you! Hurry up and go to the hospital to treat you like that lunatic hospital. It'll be fine if you're retarded, but then don't get yourself an idiot. That'll be a lifetime's work and you won't even be able to find a wife. "

"Aiya! That's right! That would be tragic! " Chen Ergou agreed.

This uncle and aunt duo, one word, one word, one word, as if they were performing a crosstalk. Everyone looked at them, not knowing what they were up to.

"Chen Ergou!" Hua Zhenwu, who had been angered, almost shouted, "What the fuck did you say? You're the fucking retarded one. "

"You're retarded!" Chen Ergou replied happily, looking like a scoundrel.

"You're the fucking retarded one!"

"You're retarded!"

"Yes!" Wu Zi is the most retarded. " Wealth followed Chen Ergou and said.

"You all are the weaklings!" Hua Zhenwu roared.

"You're retarded!" Chen Ergou was still smiling in that indifferent manner.

"Ya!" Hua Zhenwu was about to go crazy, how could he scold two people like Chen Ergou alone? He exploded into a rage on the spot, and roared: "Chen Ergou, you're rich, I'll definitely kill you today!" He raised his shovel and was about to attack Chen Ergou and the other two.

Fugui shouted as he jumped away, "Yo! A retard turned into a retard! A fool wants to hit someone! "Uncle, quickly get out of the way. Don't get hit by a fool. That would truly be a shameful matter."

Chen Ergou crossed his arms across his chest, and remained motionless, his face carrying a brilliant smile as he looked at the flustered and exasperated Hua Zhenwu.

"AHH!" Just as Hua Zhenwu raised the shovel, he suddenly felt a cramping pain in his stomach, and his hands instantly lost all energy. The shovel fell limply down, and in the next second, his forehead was covered in perspiration, and the pain coming from his stomach quickly engulfed his entire body. His stomach, in particular, seemed to have a ball of fire burning within, burning his eyes black and making him dizzy.

Chen Ergou and Fu Gui looked at each other and laughed. Fu Gui then whispered, "Uncle, you are really evil! Too damaging! This is too wicked! "

"Tch!" Aren't you the same! "

"Hehe!" This Shabi Hua Zhenwu, he can be fooled like that, and he even claims that he is not retarded. "

"Sigh!" We are only here to save him. If he is angry at me and drinks a few more bottles, I am afraid that the poison will poison his brain. At that time, he might really become retarded. "

"Amitabha!" Buddha is merciful! "

Lin Baihe whispered: "What are you doing?" Just like the others, she was also baffled as to why they were arguing for no reason while drinking the pesticides.

"Shh!" Chen Ergou made a gesture of silence, then said: "We are infuriating him, letting him display the full extent of his poison! Otherwise, if this guy drinks a few more bottles, he'll probably lose his life. "

Song Jia Qi asked: "You drank more than him, why are you alright?"

"Let's talk about this later." Chen Ergou looked at Hua Zhenwu who was in intense pain and said: "Wu Zi, the poison of the exterminating grass spirit has already started acting up, you should hold on a little longer, quickly go and concoct the antidote! This competition shall end here! "

Hua Zhenwu held his stomach, and didn't give up. He asked the same question as Song Jia Qi: "Why are you alright?"

"This is hard to explain to you. In short, I drank four bottles, so it's fine. You drank one bottle, so it's a problem!" Stop dawdling and quickly go back! If you don't know how to make an antidote, you can call me anytime. " Chen Ergou turned around and left the scene swaggering along with the three beauties, Fu Gui and Lin Baihe.

Seeing his son lying on the ground, Hua Jianshan immediately called for the people of the village to run back to his house, while complaining: "Wu Zi! Wu Zi! What are you doing! "What a sinner!"

In the countryside, there were usually fights between husband and wife, conflicts between neighbors, and only when they felt wronged did they think about taking poison and committing suicide. Normally, people who died like this would more or less lose some face, and other people would talk in secret. To commit suicide when there was nothing to do was obviously disrespecting him.

"Dad …" I... "I'm fine …" Hua Zhenwu said in an intermittent voice.

Copper Pillar, you guys help me carry Wu Zi to the tractor, and also help me out. Go to the town's health clinic with me, Wu Zi, don't fall asleep, we'll go to the health clinic right now …

"No need …" Hua Zhenwu shook his head powerlessly.

"Since you're already like this, why are you still trying to be brave? Is your face more important, or is your life more important?" His son was going to take over his son's tutelage in the future. In a hospital as big as a county as the county, he would be the principal in the future. If something really happened to him, how could he be worthy of his uncle, who had always been helping his son.

Hua Zhenwu forced himself up, and said stubbornly: "Dad, as long as I say there's nothing wrong, then it's fine, I don't want to go to the town's infirmary, it's fine to carry me home. I have my own ways, if you send me to the infirmary, I won't be going back to this house for the rest of my life."

"Good!" Good! Good! I can't refuse you, I won't send you to the clinic. " Hua Jianshan said helplessly.

In this way, the two villages at the scene erupted into chaos.

"Yo!" Chen Ergou, this brat, is hiding his strength! Powerful! "Awesome!"

"That's right!" If he dares to drink the grass spirit, wouldn't it be difficult for him to commit suicide in the future? "

"Are you stupid!?" Suicide can only drink pesticides? Hanging, jumping and slicing your wrists, which one of these can't commit suicide? "

"Chen Ergou has gained the prestige of a small mountain village. Now, the Shang Shui Cun is afraid in front of us, haha!"

"I always thought that Chen Ergou had some skills, and I guessed it right. Last year, my pig was about to die from sickness, Chen Ergou touched it a few times and it was done for."

"That's right! Otherwise, why would he dare to call him 'reborn Hua Tuo'? Oh right, what kind of mess is Hua Tuo? "

"Sharpei, Hua Tuo is such an awesome doctor."

"Oh!" That Chen Ergou is also an awesome doctor! "Our little mountain village has produced such an awesome person."

"That's right. Looking at the entire small mountain village, who could be so powerful as to return by helicopter? Not to mention that they even brought back three of such beautiful wives. How impressive!"

"Who told you that those three are Chen Ergou's wives?"

"Fugui said it. He said that all three of them are his aunties!"

"You must be bragging!"

"Whether or not you are bragging, are you capable of bringing back three girls? "You can't even handle that sow that your family kept, and it's actually raised to death. I really admire you …"