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"I saw it! Everyone in the village has seen it! "

"I'm from the Central Government here to inspect this small mountain village!"

"Good!" Good! Good! Please do not worry, Leaders. We will immediately go and clean up. Please wait a moment! "

Fugui looked at Chen Ergou with his mouth wide open in shock, "Uncle, aren't you just courting death? You dare to pretend to be the leader of the Central Committee, trying to trick the Village Chief. Even if the Village Chief does not strangle you to death, those old women will drown you in their saliva one by one. It's not like you do not know how powerful they are to amuse the people of the small mountain village. "

Chen Ergou laughed meaningfully: "I promise I'll be fine! "Huh?!" Isn't that Xiao Lian? "

Fugui quickly went over to the window and looked down. He said happily, "Ah!" It's really Xiao Lian! It's only been two days since we last met, but you've grown prettier! "

Seeing Fugui's playful look, the three beauties were once again amused.

After Ma Nanshan put down the phone, he sprinted out of the dilapidated office at a hundred meter speed. He waved his arms and shouted, "Fellow villagers, quick! Come with me to Wan Jia Mountain, the leader of the Central Government is coming to our village! "

"What!?" Village Head, did you drink too much this morning? "

"That's right!" The leader of the Central Committee came to our village? Hahaha! It's hilarious. The leaders of the town don't even come once a year. "

"Village Head, did you get tired from being tormented by my sister last night and have hallucinations? Why don't you tell us that the head of the United Nations has come to our village!"

"Scram!" Didn't you see the plane flying up there? That's the plane led by the central government. You stupid people, isn't that the leader from the central government? "Don't talk nonsense. Hurry up and bring your tools and clean up the rocks on Wan Jia Mountain so that the leader's helicopter can land …"

"It's true!" When the villagers heard that the helicopter was coming to their village, they immediately became excited. Normally, cars would rarely visit this remote area, but this time, they had actually seen such a big guy before. How could they not be excited? Regardless of whether they were the leaders or not, it was worth it to just watch the show. He picked up his hoe, shovels, and 100 men and women, old and young, majestically following the village chief as he made his way to Wan Jia Mountain.

With so many people, it didn't take long before the top of the mountain was completely cleaned up. Even the small stones were thrown to the foot of the mountain.

The village chief raised his head and waved to the helicopter, signaling for them to land while evacuating the villagers to stand at the edge of the mountaintop.

Wang Ge pulled the control stick, and the helicopter slowly descended towards the mountain.

On the other side, the village chief was directing the villagers to line up and welcome the leader to get off the plane. He was racking his brains for a welcome speech, "After the leader arrives, follow me and shout. Welcome, welcome, warmly welcome …"

"Village Chief, what's the use of shouting that?" You're not full in the morning, so you don't have the strength to shout. "

"Er Danzi, if you continue to argue with me, I will let you know. Since the leader of the Central Committee has come to our village to inspect, then that means, our village must have some value. If we can develop it, then we won't need to do any work anymore, we can only count the money we earn everyday to play around …"

Er Danzi jeered: "Village head, what is the value of our village? Wasn't it just a mountain? [I'm still counting the money to play with! I'm counting the money to play every day too!] I've saved more than a hundred yuan for a twenty cents bill... More than a thousand of them! I count it every day … "

When Er Danzi said this, the surrounding people started to laugh.

The Village Chief's face sank. "Call me! Eat dinner at my house! I'll kill the pigs!"

"Village Chief, don't lie to us!"

"I'm lying to you, I'm your grandson. Alright!" Since the leader of the central government had arrived, he had to kill a pig to entertain them.

"Alright!" We'll have meat to eat tonight! "

"Hm!" "It's fine if you don't eat meat, but I want the village chief to be my grandson …"

The villagers started to make jokes.

The helicopter steadied itself, and when it saw Xiao Lian's wealth, it jumped down first.

The village chief ordered everyone to hold their breath and shouted, "Welcome, welcome, warmly welcome …" "Huh?!" Isn't that Yang Fugui? "

The high-spirited villagers stopped abruptly and looked at the wealth as if they were watching an animal in a zoo.

Fugui waved his hand as he walked, "Good morning, comrades! "Comrades, thank you for your hard work!"

The Village Chief turned around and looked. Why is it Yang Fugui? He immediately became angry and walked up to Fugui aggressively, cursing, "Fugui, you little brat, you actually dared to pretend to be the leader of the central government and swindled the workers. I was wondering why that phone call sounded so familiar. "See if I can cripple your leg..." As he spoke, he picked up a wooden stick and was about to call out to Fugui.

Fugui quickly jumped away and cried out, "Village head, village head, it's none of my business …" It's me... Aiya! "Village Head, don't really hit him …" He jumped to Xiao Lian's side and asked softly: "Xiao Lian, I've walked for so long, do you miss me?"

Twisting his sleeves, Xiao Lian shyly lowered his head, raised his head, and yelled: "Thinking of your head, how dare you tease us … "Hit him …" A group of villagers surrounded them with shouts, and once they caught some rich people, they would hit them.

Soon after, Lin Baihe, Yang Liying and Song Jia Qi also walked down, causing the village chief to be startled, the three women were extremely beautiful, one after another, even the village chief, who was an old tree, was smiling from ear to ear, as though he was about to sprout.

The moment the three beauties came down, the villagers immediately stopped their teasing, especially the male animals. Their eyes lit up and saliva flew out of their mouths.

"Ladies and gentlemen, why have you come to our village?" The village chief stepped forward and asked.

Lin Baihe said: "We are here to accompany Chen Ergou."

"Chen Ergou? That brat also came back? "

"Hey! Village Chief, long time no see, how are you? " Chen Ergou revealed his head from the cabin and greeted the village chief with a smile.

The Village Chief rolled his eyes and said unhappily, "Good! What a fart! "

Chen Ergou didn't want the villagers to know that he was injured, so he forced himself down from the cabin and laughed: "As long as it's good! Even if it's a good fart, it's still pretty good! "

"Who are these three?" the village chief asked. Since Chen Ergou was able to come back by helicopter, he must be doing well in Xiejing. Furthermore, the villagers were very hospitable, and the three girls that came to the village were definitely the guests. Their tone of voice immediately turned much better.

The village chief and the surrounding villagers all looked at Chen Ergou eagerly, waiting for his introduction.

Chen Ergou raised his head to think, then laughed: "Forget it! Even if we were to introduce them, you all wouldn't know each other! "

"Bastard, how can we get to know each other without your introduction?" The village chief scolded.

Lin Baihe smiled sweetly, walked up and said: "Hello everyone, my name is Lin Baihe, sorry to bother you all …"

The village chief quickly said: "Miss Lin is being too courteous! "Welcome to our little mountain village." The Village Chief felt that since they had brought such a huge plane over, it must be a noble. Since they were noble, he could not wait for them.

"Hey!" That woman, I seem to have seen her somewhere. " Er Danzi said as he pointed to Yang Liying.

"Yay!" I seem to have some impression of you... Ah! Right, right! I've seen it on TV... It seems like that surname is something … "What Su's big star …"

Chen Ergou said: "What looks like it? She is Yang Liying. " After returning to his own home, Chen Ergou was not afraid of all these villagers finding out, so he decided to start a new life.

"Wow!" When Chen Ergou said this, the crowd immediately burst into an uproar, they were even more excited and excited than when they married, they all gave Chen Ergou a big thumbs up.

"Chen Ergou, you must be bragging! Yang Liying is a big star, how could you bring him back? Er Danzi poured cold water on him.

Chen Ergou was naturally too lazy to argue with them, and replied smilingly: "It's fine if you say it, but if you say it's not …"

The villagers lost their energy and shouted, "Tsk! If I knew that you were just boasting, I wouldn't have said that this young lady really looks like that Yang Liying … "

Chen Ergou met with the truth for the second time, but no one bothered about it. It seemed that he could not speak of the truth ever again.

"Chen Ergou, you just went to the Xiejing not long ago. Is the Xiejing really filled with gold? "

"Developed my ass!" I don't have the money to buy a train ticket, so please ask a friend to send me back. "

"Go!" The crowd started booing. Wasn't this Chen Ergou in front of them that darned emperor from the ancient times? Below, they said that the commoners were so hungry that they had no food to eat. This dog-emperor ate meat everyday and said, 'If you don't have any food to eat, you can eat meat!'

Everyone chatted and laughed as they walked down the mountain. Wealth was always by Chen Ergou's side, he knew that Chen Ergou was severely injured, so he used his hand to support Chen Ergou, preventing him from falling down.

"Village Chief, did you kill a pig tonight?" Er Danzi asked.

"Pig Slaughtering!" It's more like I'll kill you! " The village chief said in a bad mood. When the leader of the Central Region came, forget about killing pigs, he could even kill cows. However, what he welcomed were Chen Ergou and Fu Gui, the two brats.

The villagers immediately shouted, "Ah! The village chief is going to be our grandson! "

"Scram!" You bunch of bastards! " The village chief smiled and said, "Tonight, we will be slaughtering pigs. All of you, come here!" Chen Ergou and Wealth could be ignored, but if a distant guest was able to take care of their guest well and drive a helicopter, then the price would definitely be reasonable. If the guest gave them a few hundred million, then Little Mountain Village would send them.

"Alright!" The Village Chief is so mighty. "

"The village chief is indeed the village chief!" This courage is truly amazing! "

"That's right!" That's right! "Village Chief, you're only a bit old. Otherwise, you would have definitely been promoted to the province …"