Chapter 2054

The speaker looked about twenty-seven or eighteen years old, wearing a Taoist robe and wearing a bun. He was probably a Taoist priest.

Why is it possible, because this young man is not only wearing heavy makeup, but also wearing shiny earrings, and there are several women who are also wearing heavy makeup by his side.

These few people were already chatting about the topic of cultivating Taoism and becoming immortal, and the middle-aged man was bragging, when suddenly Xia Tian's words floated over, it was equivalent to slapping him in the face in public.

Looking at the young man's face, Su Beibei felt as if she had seen it somewhere before, but she couldn't remember it for a while.

"My friend, don't you think your words are too biased?" The young man smiled lightly, first bowed to Xia Tian and Su Beibei pretending to be polite, and then said: "Cultivation of immortality is the way, and renunciation Ordinary, breaking the grain and breaking the dust is the basic thing, how can it be said to be nonsense."

"Don't bark, an idiot like you is not qualified to be my friend." Xia Tian curled his lips and said unhappily.

The young man in Taoist robe hadn't spoken yet, but the women with heavy make-up beside him couldn't help it, and sprayed wildly at Xia Tian:

"You are an idiot, this is the country's famous Ma Daochang!"

"Ma Daochang is a Daoist in Zhongnan Mountain. His cultivation level is so high that he is almost a fairy. How old are you?"

"You Maoguan boy, and Daoist Ma knows how to cultivate immortals?"

"Ma Daochang can make elixir, so many dignitaries are begging Ma Daochang."

"Don't pay attention to this kind of people, Daoist Ma, we will continue to talk about ours."

"..."

While these women were chirping and defending, Su Beibei finally got a little impression, and then looked at the maverick dress of the horse priest, so she said softly to Xia Tian: "This man is a Taoist priest who is famous on the Internet, and he often uses outrageous words and deeds." Competing with fashion, it's quite popular recently, and it seems that they have established a kind of spiritual Zen and Immortal Association. They say that if you join the association, you can get an elixir he practiced, which guarantees that all diseases will not invade from now on. It seems that many celebrities have joined the association gone."

"This is a liar." Xia Tian yawned lazily, "He doesn't have the slightest cultivation level himself, he can refine a fart elixir."

That Daoist Ma didn't want to care about anything with Xia Tian at first, but when he saw Su Beibei's beautiful appearance, he became so lustful all of a sudden that he couldn't turn his mind, and wanted to pretend to be aggressive in front of Xia Tian.

"Sir, you seem to have some prejudice against Taoist priests." Daoist Ma smiled lightly, not paying attention to Xia Tian's vulgar words, "Poverty Taoist is not a liar, but a decent Taoist priest, and he is quite accomplished in practice , if you are interested, you can bring this beauty to my Spirit Zen Immortal Association, not only will you get one of my elixir every month, but you can also participate in the Daoist Association where Pindao personally preaches."

As he said that, Daoist Ma flipped his hand, and a shining business card appeared, which he handed to Xia Tian and Su Beibei.

"Originally you were your liar, who you lied to, how much money you lied, has nothing to do with me, and I have no interest." Xia Tian curled his lips and looked at the Ma Daoist with a displeased face: "But now you actually If you want to trick me, then don't blame me for beating you."

"Why are you so vulgar!" Daoist Ma was so frightened that he took two steps back, and then shouted at Xia Tian: "First, you slandered and slandered the Dao of cultivation, but you didn't say anything to you, but you didn't appreciate it at all. Is the quality of human beings so unreasonable?"

Su Beibei was a little amused, and couldn't help saying to the priest, "Hahaha, he's a few years older than you, yet you call him a young man."

"He's older than me?" Daoist Ma was stunned for a moment, then looked Xia Tian up and down again, seeing that he was clearly a college student in his early twenties, "Beauty, why are you making such jokes, what university should you be from?" My students, take advantage of the holidays to go on a trip. I would like to advise you here, don’t try to be quick with your tongue, you must know that thousands of sins come out of your mouth, you must... ah!"

Before he finished speaking, Xia Tian kicked this person away: "There's so much nonsense, go away."

Those women with heavy make-up were stunned for a while, and when they came back to their senses, they were like bereaved concubines, each of them rushed towards Xia Tian one after another as if their own father had died.

Xia Tian was never used to idiots, one kicked them one by one, kicked them into a pile, and then floated away with Su Beibei in his arms.

"You are really..." Su Beibei looked back at the crowd gathering over there, and felt a little funny, "There is a better way to deal with it, so it has to be so violent."

"There's no need to waste time with idiots." Xia Tian pouted.

Su Beibei couldn't help but replied: "This is a bit absolute. When you fought those people before, didn't you let them talk a lot of nonsense?"

"That's different." Xia Tian explained with a smile: "Those idiots and these idiots, although they are all idiots, there are still some differences. It’s also stupid, but at least I still have some skills, so I can play for a while, so give them some face and let them finish their lines.”

Su Beibei was speechless for a moment: "Okay."

"However, after all, they are all idiots." Xia Tian yawned lazily, and said in a somewhat dull manner: "The fun that can be brought is too limited. If most of the wives are not around, I definitely won't waste time with them."

Su Beibei couldn't help asking at this time: "I don't know how my cousin is doing."

"They must be living well." Xia Tian had already learned some information from Ye Yumei, and said dissatisfiedly: "When I learn the eighth needle against the sky, I must go over and beat each of them severely. , Let them leave their husbands aside so cruelly, they are not obedient."

"Oh." Su Beibei rolled her eyes subconsciously. With Xia Tian's character, he would definitely do such a thing, but considering that he has dozens of wives, this is really a huge project, and it will definitely go astray in the end , into a multiplayer sport.

The two wandered around, and after a while they left the meadow and came to the small town.

There are also many tourists here, and many small restaurants are open.

"Let's find a place to eat." Su Beibei is not a self-confident and expensive woman. Even though she used to be the eldest lady, she is now the president of a group. She still likes to eat small stalls. The smoky little restaurant really whetted the appetite: "I think that one is pretty good."

Naturally, Xia Tian would not refuse, and went into that rather clean and tidy restaurant with Su Beibei.

There were already a few scattered guests inside, speaking softly, but it was considered quiet.

The boss is a fat man who looks very honest. When he sees the customer, he immediately goes up to say hello: "Guests, what do you want to eat? We have all kinds of breakfast, soy milk fritters, fried noodles, all kinds of porridge..."

"Two bowls of porridge first, plus two... ten fried dough sticks." Su Beibei originally wanted to say two fried dough sticks, but remembering that Xia Tian's stomach is a bottomless pit, so she added a few more.

"Ten are not enough, let's have a hundred first." Xia Tian said casually.

The fat boss was stunned for a moment, and said with a smile: "I'm sorry, the store doesn't have so many ingredients, maybe there aren't a hundred fried dough sticks, and it's not easy to digest if you eat too much."

Xia Tian didn't mean to deliberately embarrass the boss, but just said it casually.

"Don't get me wrong, he didn't come here to find fault." Su Beibei explained with a smile: "He is a big eater, so you don't have to worry about him, go ahead as much as you have."

The other diners around also felt that Xia Tian was pretending to be garlic, and it was a bit LOW to come to the breakfast shop to pretend to be so boring.

"You two, please take your time. The white porridge in our store is free, and you can refill it after you finish eating." The fat boss was really honest and didn't say much. He first served white porridge and side dishes to Xia Tian and Su Beibei, and then went to deep-fry fried dough sticks .

Su Beibei mixed some side dishes into the porridge and ate it slowly and rationally.

"No taste." Xia Tian dried up the white porridge in one gulp, shook his head and said, "I don't feel anything."

"This is white porridge. What kind of taste can it have? It's the taste of rice." Su Beibei gave him a blank look, "You can order more of what you want to eat, or you can fry a few dishes if you don't."

Looking at Su Beibei's way of drinking porridge, Xia Tian couldn't help asking: "Girl Bei, you only eat this little, can you keep up with the nutrition?"

"What do you want to say?" Su Beibei was one of the people who had a better understanding of Xia Tian's temper, and by looking at his expression, he probably knew that he must be thinking about other things.

"It's nothing." Xia Tian stared straight at the lower part of Su Beibei's collar, "I just feel that eating only plain porridge is definitely not nutritious enough. You can actually grow bigger."

"You are bigger." Su Beibei rolled her beautiful eyes, too lazy to talk to Xia Tian, ​​a pervert, "Go and drink your porridge."

"Girl Bei, why don't we eat something nutritious." Xia Tian said with a smile, "For example, milk or something."

At this time, a diner suddenly said, "Brother, what you said made me quite uncomfortable. Why is our porridge not nutritious? You can't go too far even if you worship foreigners."

Su Beibei was also stunned, how could this have something to do with worshiping foreigners, it's completely out of reach.

"Idiot, get out of here." Xia Tian has always been too lazy to talk to such people.

"You dare to swear!" The diner immediately slapped the table and rushed to Xia Tian in two or three steps, opened his mouth and cursed: "Since you came in, I don't like you. What the hell do you want to eat?" Hundreds of deep-fried dough sticks, and even scolding our country’s white porridge for being unnutritious, I can’t get used to your xenophobia stuff!”

"Sir, did you make a mistake?" Su Beibei frowned slightly, and said lightly, "We just came in for breakfast, and we didn't provoke you."

"Boom!"

The diner became even angrier when he heard this, slammed the table, then turned on his mobile phone, and started taking pictures of Xia Tian and Su Beibei: "How dare you argue, I'm going to take a picture of you guys today The face of the two traitors! Then expose it on the Internet to let you know what a patriot is. Why do you say that white porridge is not nutritious, oh, only foreign milk bread is nutritious? You are not traitors, what are you!"

The more the man spoke, the more excited he became, and the louder his voice became, the tourists on the street outside couldn't help leaning over.