Chapter 1186

Meier was suddenly furious, and suddenly pushed Xia Tian away, asking angrily: "Hey, why are you still beating him?"

"Uh..." Zhu Yi over there just fell to the ground, groaned in pain, and then coughed a few times, "Ahem, girl, I don't blame that kid this time, it's because I saw you two were making out and wanted to sneak attack him Come on... oh, it hurts, can't you take it easy, kid?"

Xia Tian also spoke at this time: "My wife Meier, you heard it too, don't blame me!"

Meier was stunned, she was a little confused just now, so she didn't notice that Zhu Yi wanted to attack Xia Tian, ​​now that Zhu Yi took the initiative to admit it, she also realized that at least this time, she really couldn't blame Xia Tian, ​​she even She felt that if she found out that Zhu Yi took the opportunity to sneak attack, she would kick Zhu Yi away.

"Meier wife, let me kiss again." Xia Tian reached out and hugged Meier again, and kissed her cherry lips at the same time.

"No!" Mei'er refused straight away, and then covered her mouth with her hand, Xia Tian naturally failed.

"My wife Meier, how can you do this?" Xia Tian was a little unhappy, "You can kiss me, why can't I kiss you?"

"No way, no way!" Mei'er said angrily, "Don't forget what you promised me last night!"

Xia Tian was a little depressed, so he settled for the next best thing: "Then I can give you a hug, right?"

"No way!" Mei'er refused again.

"Ahem..." Zhu Yi finally got up from the ground, "I said, you young couple, where did this come from? Girl, you obviously like this kid, so it's okay to let him hug and kiss you." , don’t worry about me, I’ll pretend I didn’t see it.”

"Old man, you finally said something human!" Xia Tian's affection for Zhu Yi immediately rose.

"Boy, even if you are better than me, you can't talk nonsense. I say I'm not a bad old man, I'm only in my early forties!" Zhu Yi protested again, "A man has forty-one flowers, and I'm just like a flower now." Jade's golden age!"

"You're not a woman, and you're still as beautiful as a flower." Xia Tian curled her lips, "Also, don't you know how to look in the mirror? Look at you, I say you're a bad old man to praise you, if you don't have a mirror , just take a couple of photos with the wine bottle!"

Zhu Yi really picked up a wine bottle and took a few photos like that, then looked at Meier: "Girl, is this really bad for me? I know you are kinder, and you won't deliberately hit me like that kid."

Meier is indeed kinder, at least compared to Xia Tian, ​​her heart is much better, no, her answer is also very tactful: "Captain Zhu, you are actually fine now, it's just that you look older."

"Okay, girl, I understand. I'll go in and clean up now. Also, you two wait for me first, and I'll buy you a drink later." Zhu Yi finally believed that his current image was terrible, and after saying this , and immediately entered the house.

Seeing Zhu enter the room, Xia Tian began to encourage Meier to leave: "My wife Meier, let's go, it's almost noon, let's go eat."

"Are you hungry?" Mei'er asked angrily.

"Well, I'm a little hungry, I didn't eat enough just now." Xia Tian replied solemnly.

"Didn't you eat enough just now?" Mei'er was a little surprised, "Have you eaten just now?"

"Yes, wife Meier, I just ate you, but you didn't let me eat, so I'm a little hungry..." Xia Tian replied with a smile.

"Can you stop being so lecherous all day?" Mei'er interrupted Xia Tian's words angrily: "Also, you are going to eat, you go by yourself, go to eat with you, I might as well drink here!"

"My wife Meier, do you actually like drinking?" Xia Tian asked in surprise.

"Who said I like drinking?" Mei'er snorted softly, "I just don't like eating with you."

"My wife, Meier, I understand, just like I like to eat you more, you must also like to eat me more, that's why you don't like to eat." Xia Tian replied solemnly.

He wanted to hit Xia Xia's Mei'er, but he was speechless when he heard this. Who the hell is this? His ability to make himself sentimental is definitely the first in history.

Meier decided not to pay any attention to Xia Tian, ​​and stood in the yard waiting for Zhu Yi to come out. Of course, she didn't really want to drink with Zhu Yi, but Zhu Yi was once a legendary agent of the secret team after all. Now that Zhu Yi has returned to normal, she We need to ask Zhu Yi if he is still interested in returning to the dark group. If he is willing to go back, it will certainly be a good thing for the dark group.

"Girl, am I in good shape now?" After waiting for a few minutes, Zhu Yi's voice came again.

Mei'er and Xia Tian looked at it together, and then they were both stunned, Zhu Yi has simply changed a lot.

Before, Zhu Yi looked like a beggar-like old man, a messy old alcoholic, but now, Zhu Yi looked like a standard successful person in the eyes of ordinary people.

He had shaved off his beard, cut his hair short, wore a suit and leather shoes, and even wore a tie. In summer, he could even smell that Zhu Yi had sprayed some perfume on his body!

"Uh, Captain Zhu, you're fine now." Mei'er said truthfully.

"Hey, now I believe that you are not a bad old man. Looking at you like this, you are indeed only in your forties." Xia Tian also said.

"Hey, let me just say, as long as I tidy up, I will definitely look as good as before!" Hearing the two people's answers, Zhu Yi was very excited, "Let's go, girl, boy, I'll take you two to drink , I know a place where the wine is very delicious, let me tell you, your Moutai Lafite and the like are much better, and they are quite cheap!"

"Okay, go drink." Xia Tian rolled his eyes and immediately agreed.

Mei'er gave Xia Tian a strange look, because she felt that Xia Tian promised too readily, there must be some conspiracy.

Of course, Mei'er didn't care too much, this guy really had a conspiracy, and he definitely wanted to take advantage of her, so it wouldn't be a big deal.

"Walk around, the drinking place is not far from here. I used to push the wheelchair there and it only took me half an hour. If we walked there, ten minutes would be enough." Zhu Yi walked outside while talking. He also said with emotion, "I haven't used these two legs for a long time, I need to use them well today, just walk a little more."

Zhu Yi quickly walked out of the gate, Xia Tian and Meier followed, and at this moment, a police car drove over, the car stopped, and two policemen, a man and a woman, got out of the car.

"Who is Zhu Yi?" the policewoman asked.

"I am, what's the matter? That bitch Lan He called the police?" Zhu Yi asked.

"Mr. Zhu, please come with us to the police station." The male policeman said.

"Hey, he's not free, we're going to drink!" Before Zhu Yi could speak, Xia Tian picked up the conversation, and he decided to drink Mei'er's wife drunk, so, drinking now is a big deal for him. It's very important, and we can't let these people destroy it.

"You are..." The policewoman looked at Xia Tian with a puzzled expression on her face, because she felt that this person looked a little familiar.

"I am Xia Tian, ​​you stay away from me, or I will beat you!" Xia Tian said angrily.

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Hearing the name, the female policeman's face changed, and the male policeman's expression was also not good-looking. They looked at each other, and then the female policeman said, "Sorry, Mr. Xia, we didn't know you were here, so we won't bother you." !"

After the two said this, they immediately got into the police car and left in a hurry without the slightest hesitation. They were just two ordinary policemen, and they would never dare to offend someone like Xia Tian.

"I said boy, you are very famous!" Zhu Yi was stunned, then turned to look at Mei'er, "Girl, what is this kid's background?"

"He's an omnipotent pervert." Mei'er summed up Xia Tian's identity in a very simple sentence.

"My wife Meier, you really deserve to be my beautiful and good wife. You really understand me." Xia Tian answered with a smile, then glared at Zhu Yi, "Hey, old man, don't call me a brat. , I am your boss, do you understand? But you don’t have to call me boss, just call me by my name, lest people know that I am your boss, and I feel ashamed.”

Zhu Yi suddenly had the urge to vomit blood, shame? This kid's tone is really not normal.

"Captain Zhu, you should just call him Xia Tian." Mei'er also said at this time, because she knew that Xia Xia had a bad temper, and it would be bad if she was unhappy and turned Zhu Yi into a cripple again.

"Okay, girl, I'll just listen to you, well, and, girl, don't call me captain, it sounds weird, you can just call me brother Shengyi, I don't mind. "Zhu Yi obviously misses the title Brother Yi very much.

"You are not the first brother, at most you can be considered as brother pig." Xia Tian answered casually.

"What brother Zhu... wait a minute, boy, uh, Xia Tian, ​​which Zhu word did you say?" Zhu Yi immediately realized.

"It's Zhu Bajie, that pig." Xia Tian said lazily.

Zhu Yi wanted to vomit blood again, but he turned into Brother Zhu!

"I'd better call you Uncle Zhu." Mei'er said at this moment: "You and Uncle Zhao are also friends, I was brought up by Uncle Zhao, so it is right to call you Uncle Zhu."

"That's a good name!" Zhu Yi immediately agreed, and then looked at Xia Tian, ​​"Hey, you are this girl's boyfriend, you should also call me uncle, understand?"

"Do you still want me to beat you up?" Xia Tian glared at Zhu Yi.

Zhu Yi didn't dare to speak immediately, the places where he was beaten by Xia Tian just now still hurt.

After walking a certain distance, Zhu Yicai spoke again: "Here we are, this is it."

Xia Tian looked up and found that this place didn't even have a signboard, so he hung a lantern with the word "wine" written on it. The place was also very small, and no one was seen drinking there.

"The wine in this place is delicious?" Xia Tian was a little skeptical, "Pig head, are you fooling me?"